EVEN IN DELUXE THIS MODAPH#%KA IS A PROBLEM!!! [MARIO KART 8 DELUXE] 

If y'all want that double upload today listen to what I say in the intro :D

Anyone else never had a problem with Donkey Kong until they started watching Dachie?

Now it ain't a problem but a Deluxe problem

Dashie is speaking: *turns volume up* Dashie yelling: *turns volume down* And the cycle starts again

Bowser Jr: Let's go! Dashie: I LIKE HIM!!!

Nintendo intentionally programmed Donkey to be a Problem when Dashie plays

R.I.P Mario Kart EIGHTAH, SHITAH!!! Hello Mario Kart 8 Dexluxah, SHUTAH!!!

11:24 when you realize you're watching a grown man scream at virtual characters and ask yourself "What am I doing with my life?"

13:15 "I'm just waiting for the bullshit to start. Here it goes." - My life in a nutshell.

"Did I just show my ass??" -Dashie 2017

This that bull bull

dashie, if you press/hold b while drifting, you brake while you are drifting. so you if you do that you wont fuck up all the time at 200cc. so dashie please press b while drifting

"Let's go!" *"I LIKE HIM!"*

dashies mario kart beef pretty much sums up high school life lol

14:52 HAS ME IN TEARS

3:50 "did I just show my ass?" Dashies one of those people who looks at those kinds of things😂😂😂

11:01 DID DONKEY JUST DAB ON EM?!?!?!

when Dashie thought blurring out the names in the beginning would work but his character was on the screen the whole time lolololol

_"So Yoshi you gon' have to wait on your ding dong."_

Dashie picks bowser jr. Bowser jr.: let’s go Dashie: I I LIKE HIM!

Yo is it just me or is it much faster and the NPCs are more ruthless!???

Maybe you should go back to 150cc because when you're on 200cc, you stay taking the Ls.

6:51 look at Dashies face 😂

"Welcome back, yeeees back, to Mario Kart 8 Deluxa, chuxa, huxa, ruxa, truxa, ruxa." You said ruxa TWICE LICE RICE MICE DICE RICE

*DACHIE, DACHIE, DACHIE, DACHIE, IT WAS BABY LUIGI BITCH ASS DAT THROUGH DAT RED SHELL IN DA FIRST RACE!!!!!*

It's so great seeing Donkey being a threat to Dashie again!

i see u mah boy, posting on 1080p 60fps.... mah boy is stepping his game up!!!!

NGL i miss this dashie y'all 🥺

*YOU CAN TELL DASHIE DRANK HIS REDBULL TODAY*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it Just me or is Baby Luigi and Baby Mario always lowkey #1???

12:35 The way Dashie said Dolphin Shoals killed me 😂

Dashie picks Bowser Jr for first time Bowser Jr: Let's Go! Dashie automatically: I LIKE HIM!!!

Who else doesn't have a switch yet :( Edited: I have a Switch now :0

11:14 when babygirl says no puh

I don’t think I’ve seen a worse driver than dashie

Dashie: Dont Worry Yoshi I Wont Cheat On You -Dashie Meets Bowser Jr.- Bowser Jr.- Lets GOO Dashie: I LIKE HIMMM!!!

Guys come on, we can do this, only 15.000 more likes to go!

Dashie you got One more character to unlock it's golden MARIO in 200cc all maps first place

I'm still salty af that they didn't put diddy Kong smh

2:53 Donkey gotta soda ad on the wall,😂

DashieKart Diughlux

15:06 Alright, you fucking got me at Dee-look-sies.

15:04 tHe way dachie popped back up made me laugh so hard

"Chill on the energy drinks, mah dude" -Mario 2017

*Dachie..* This video will get 50.000 likes *WAAAAAY* before the other vid!

Going through an attack of diverticulitis, and for the past week i've been looking forward to your videos dashie! Feeling like shit every hour I'm awake but when your videos come out with the notification on my android, it makes some of it worth it xD. you keep doing you and i'll keep watching!

Get ready for *DONKEY KONG **_DELUGHXXX_*

3:47 - "Did I just show my ass?" No, Bowser Jr did. :D

Thank you for the races! Can't wait for all the upcoming ones!

0:01 we can still see what place you are xD

dachie dachie if you press b while drifting, you drift a bit slower, what doesnt let you fuck up all the time at 200cc

7:49 Super Pause ^-^

Hi dash

Dashie be sliding through them walls on the side just like he be sliding in baby girls DMs ;)

2:29 dashie screaming cures my anxiety

Dashie, my boy, why you gotta curse when my parents walk in the room. 😂

Donkey is beating dashie in every game

Did I just hear The Roost from Animal Crossing?

I have been watching all your super mario makers on my xbox and will go through and give you the likes you deserve love your content man, keep it up

I love how every time before he sings he either is checking his nails or clears his throat 😂

Dashie Is most entertaining person in the world and never fails to make me laugh

Of course im a fucking problem! Cus i be killing it

Dashie your videos are the best they make me laugh so much. People say a little laugh makes you feel better. Yesterday I was sick all day I watched one of your videos and it made me a little better. ❤️❤️❤️

Why does it feel like when Dashie dropped his headphones it feels like he took a wig off? lol

Dashie this girl asked me out today! But her name is Tina (I'm deadass) so I had to let her know I don't mess with any Tina's and she got mad and slapped me

Dude at dashies local convince store gotta stop letting him buy energy drinks

This channel is great I’m so glad I found u

0:03 That type of 80's "U just got dumped AT prom" type somber music XD

give me outlast

DACHIE¡! YOU NEED TO START PLAYING 150CC.

Looking back at these cuz now I got my switch and mario kart yey after years watching dashie

When he lost the race at 11:19 and the sad music plays was so hilarious 😂😂

Love how he messed up in the beginning and tried doing his outro already 😂😂

Dachie will have 4mill subs before 2017 ends HYPE

damn 😂 first dashie video I ever watched and you were so hyped I had to subscribe ;)

2:35 i was saying it with dashie until he messed up saying "random races" anyone else low key got frustrated xD

@12:00 I guess green shells will go until it hits something or vanishes into water cause it's pretty far back there over on the right side lol...

LETS SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON FOR A DOUBLE UPLOAD!!!!

I love your videos Dash, you introduce me to new games all the time and your so funny

Dude, you are the best. You make my depression go all away :)

you will stop sliding into the walls of you take off those stupid little wheels.....just sayin

just sitting here, patiently waiting on the next FUCKING OUTLAST VIDEO!!!! love you mah boi, keep up the good work😂😂😂

4:13 lmao why is dashie screaming?? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

"4 RACES LETS DO THE SHIAAT!!!"😂😂😂

Love You Dashie

What is that sad song called

14:43 lmaoo look at dashies eyes, hes over it 😂

Awww, I just want to give Dashie a hug in the beginning. :(

Luigi son in first place but his daddy is in last place hahahaha

11:22 Boyz II Men in the studio

Hey dashie love your videos keep up the great work.

yo dashie thanks for the Mario kart 8 vid. can't wait for for the super Mario tommorow.

yes Mario kart 8 diuluxe

Me just scrolling through the comments while I'm waiting for my grandma's slow ass Internet to work

I remember watching this before and 11:20 is still my favourite moment that song goes so well and I love it

12:36 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA funniest part of the vid. so NOT hype. hehe

Yeah donkey kong is a problem for me in smash bros all of them quick tip when you get a mushroom use it to go through the grass that what I do and it helps me win

The end of the last race had me dying 😂😂

Dashie stay having me ROLLING😂🤣😅

Mario Kart, Mario Maker, and Outlast.....probably the best gaming week from Dashie in a while. ☺