WHEN THE F#%K DID HE BECOME A PROBLEM!?? [MARIO KART 8 DELUXE] 

little baby b#tch baby b#tch mario baby b#tch baby baby b#tch!

Baby girl to dash:"Did you bring protection?" Dash: "Hell yeah!" *pulls out green shell from pocket*

5:56 "rlly? Really? REALLY?!"

"snaggle tooth bitch, I should yank that shit out" SHIT GOT ME WEAK LMFAO

baby Mario is pissed you didn't give him child support

"That bitch is throwing boomerangs at me, bitch we ain't in Australia."😂😂😂 Lmfao!

Rival list Yoshi - Donkey Kong King Boo - Baby Mario

LETS DOO THE *_SHOETT_*

It seems like no matter who you choose, someone is going to be a problem. It looks like each person may have their own signature Donkey.

Mario kart might as well come out with a damn Dashie DLC character, hell.

Every stage in this game is called: *"RURURURUURUURUU RUUU!"*

" let's do the shuuiiitt " " OOOOHHH SHHHITTT "

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SHITTT!!!!! RURURURU😂😂😂😂👏👏🔥😃😃

King Boo stickin' out his tongue for baby girl.He talking puh tonight!

(5:53) Meanwhile in the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe world… *Middle in the race: 1st place* Dashie: IM KILLING IT! *Getting Hit By Blue Shell* Dashie: really? *Getting Hit By Fire Ball* Dashie: Really? *Getting Hit By Lighting Bolt* Dashie: REALLY!?! *Finishing At: 2nd place* Dashie: NEXT!

Lmfao, jokes on you again Dachie, put the speed on 0.25 so you gave me a 60min. longass gameplay! *I lied..* That'd be frustrating as fuck to watch lol

Fun fact: one minute in the us is actually 60 seconds in Asia

If there is one thing dashie can do. it's putting a smile on my ugly ads face

9:20 look at dashies tongue while hearing a noise the game made😂😂😂😂

2:16 My relationship skills

It makes me happy to see you happy dash.

5:50 can't stop laughing at dashie's luck there XD

14:13 fire

"This bitch throw in' boomerangs at me! We ain't Australians." -Dashie Best fucking quote ever

It's been a minute since the last Geometry Dash gameplay! As DJ Khaled would say, " another one ".

Dashie Is Love, Dashie Is Life.

11:50 he didn’t notice how link’s pretty ass slipped by his banana 😭

YOU KILLED IT!! THANKS FOR BEING SO ENTHUSIASTIC.

13:53 that should be a legit color for king boo it looks awesome

Dry Bones and Dry Bowser need some lotion

13:30 I'm laughing way too hard at this scene. 😂

Mario and his son know that Mario Kart is their joint, and since it just upgraded to Deluxe, they want to make a come back and show everyone who's game this really is.

Fuck notification squad! Real Dashie fans know when he uploads without the notification

6:50 "can I help him" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dashie x Link is THE BEST THING that ever existed

I was dying at 13:30 omg

1:35 To me one of the best "OH SHIT!!!" Moments ever! 🤣👌

anybody who sees this have a fantastic day !!!!!☺

even with a fuck up phone speaker he's still loud as shit

lol dashie gave the tina look 10:12

5:56 I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!

There's a gold Mario now? Okay, there are too many Marios. Why does basically the same person take up so many character slots? That makes no sense. Things like Metal Mario and Doctor Mario should be skins.

ive watched a few of his videos and at first thought his personality was really forced, now i think he is actualy insane

11:21 I'm proud of you, now, mah boy! Gettin' that drift and hittin' Mario?!

I love the rhyme he makes us when he wins the cup. That has definitely stuck with me since the upload.

7:27 i can't stop laughing!😂

the noise of dashie dropping the controller after every race is so iconic xD

you made my day Dashie your the best

Dashie only got first place because donkey kong wasn't there

8:55 "I need a protection" dashie 2017

why is dashie's mix tape dropping in 3022 answer:the mix tape is done. our houses just isn't fireproof yet

My boy really killed it in today's gameplay?! Everything about it, the freestyles, the drifties, everything was fire! You deserve that love Dashie 👌

12:58 - Dashie drowned

Mah boi getting good?

I feel like by now Dashie fans can recognize which track it is when he yells the name😂😂😂

3:47 That ghost tongue though. :)

*RURURU*

im happy for you dash' not just because you left the redbull but also because you won your first game in a hot ass minute... nice...

I love King Boo victory animation lmao ( 6:15 )

10:54 that ain't no shortcut, Dashie. Slower by almost a second lel.

This is what I love in the morning, you always get me hype bro

do another voting poll plz

The little melodies in this episode were hella fire 🔥🔥🔥

You did so good in this one Dashie!!! Way to go!

The hype was REAL with this one! I felt like I was watching actual racing on TV!!!

Dachie Dachie it's my BIRTHDAY thanks for video and the entertainment

Dashie makes my day (;

"I'm working on gold Mario off camera," The way that sounded 💀

4:29 that was adorable dachie. zioooom

YES!!!... WAIT?! That shit had me rolling 😂😂

Diughlughxe 8 Fridays.

I love when he dances to it in the beginning of the videos😂

lmao I love when he quickly dances during the intro

I see a problem you good with king boo, not Yoshi. I think Yoshi is sad now because you are not good with him.

DASHIE KILLING IT! AYYYE U DO YO THING GOALS NO RED BULL WHAT GOING ON DASH

One of best performances Dashie has ever had in Mario Kart videos. Proud of you homie. King Boo + Dashie = King Dashie

these drifts satisfied my soul

1:33 the hype was real as fuck

@dashiegames im proud of u, better driftin than the last vid

My G Dashie i been watching your Mario Kart gameplay since the beginning and you ALWAYS made me die of laughter! Love your content Dashie

I love when you do the singing part!

7:21 im weak😂😂😂

DASHIE KILLED IT? My bois!

so proud of you dash,you did amazing! totally enjoyed it!

ma boi im glad u slowed down on the red bull! proud of u, and ur vids are awesome!😄

**in dashie voice** daaamn Dachie them drifts fire as fuck!

Man Dashie you got good and you dranking water😏😢😢😢😢👏👏👏👏👍👌👏

Dashie is one of a few that don't try hard to make you like them and laugh at there content. You can't get enough of him 👍👍👏

wow tbh dashie is getting really good with his drifting im proud of you mah boi

Damm, dash killed that shit.

Dashie, I have a tip for you, go to the menu, select help on rhetoric bottom, driving techniques, than read the last tip. I know it's gonna help you, trust me.

I love when king boo does that little side to side thing with his arms it’s so cute

Your the best Dashie. My dad's always screaming at me and I just now came back to my room. I was honestly rlly mad and upset but as I'm watching rn u made me have a smile thank uuu!!

now dash knows what kart you pick doseee matter...

Dashie makes me so fucking happy! Shiiiet!

Dashie your getting really good at this! I also like the VR videos!

I got so hyped on the last race 😂 I love your gameplays Dashie !

“really?...Really??....REALLY?!!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sixfth more VR gameplays and Dachie will be skinny!!

After every race dashe makes a little tune pure talent

Damn, DACHIE killing 'em with them drifts