Correct. I am Aussie so I can confirm. That Flat Earther's think our country dosen't actually exist. Because The Flat Map of earth stretches Australia out so much that it's unrecognisable.
@@HappyBeezerStudios not 100s of 1000s 🤣 at a push the old testament dates back 10-20k years but really 5-10k is more likely. Ot tells stories that purport to be much older but the Jews didn't have a written tradition 100s of 1000s of years ago. Nor was Judea even a thing that long ago.
Being a Catholic theologian, I honestly couldn’t stop laughing at the screaming about the infinite number of books and chapters in the Bible. Loved this video
As a person who grew up reading the Bible and went to Catholic and Christian schools all my life, this was equally the funniest thing in the entire world😂 “WAIT GENESIS 1 👹👹👹”
I know how many books and chapters there are, and I thought “duh”. Although I think that the programmer could make better navigation, like that the lists would be in two columns, which would double the number of items shown on the screen and double the scrolling speed.
Yeah, that's right, because you can still hear someone speaking clearly through some proper garbage headphones. I should know, because I used to have some no-name green headphones.
@@lsswappedcessnaWhat about Mike Rutherford, Anthony Banks and Steve Hackett? Also shoutouts to Richard Hammond, he knows what he likes - in his wardrobe, that is!
Islam is the religion who makes us to Believe in Jesus, We Muslims 100% Believes in Jesus We Muslims Believes that Jesus was The Christ, No Muslim is a Muslim if he doesn’t Believes in Jesus, Jesus did Miracles by the Permission of Allah, Jesus himself Never said “Im God” also Never he said anyone to “Worship Me” Jesus was Just a Prophet and Messenger Of Allah Only to Guide The People of Israel, (COME TO ISLAM = COME TO JESUS) ----------------------- *Jesus Denies Being God* | Read ⬇️ ----------------------- "My Father is greater than me." [John 14:28] “I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to My God and your God.” [John 20:17] “Jesus said: 'Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.” [Mark 12:29] “Jesus, Fell with his face to the ground and Prayed.” [Matthew 26:39] “I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgement is just because I seek not my own will, but the will of the Father who has sent me." [John 5:30] “The crowd answered, This is Jesus, the Prophet.” [Matthew 21:10-11] --------------------- *The Coming Of Prophet Muhammed In Bible* --------------------- “I still have many things to say to you, but you cannot bear them now. When he the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth, for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come, He will glorify me, for he will take what is mine and declare it to you.” [John 16:12-14] --------------------- *Allah Clears About Jesus* --------------------- [Quran:- 5:72]:- “Jesus has said, "O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord." [Quran:- 19:30]:- “Jesus has said, "Indeed, I am the servant of Allah. He has given me the Scripture and made me a Prophet.” [Quran:- 4:171]:- “Christ Jesus the son of Mary was no more than a messenger of Allah, So believe in Allah and His messengers. Say not "Trinity" desist: it will be better for you: for Allah is one Allah: --------------------- ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ [Quran:- 3:85] :- “And whoever follows other than Islam as religion - never it will be accepted from him, and he, in the Hereafter, will be among the losers.” ---------------------
I remember in airports ~15 years ago, they'd sell audiobooks in self contained players. They were semi-disposible. I wonder if any of those are still around.
I don't know where they came from but at a library I went to I borrowed Twilight on one of those little things or at least something similar to it. I think the year was maybe 2014?
Your reaction to all the books and chapters had me chuckling. Just FYI a lot of the books are quite short and very few people have read the entire thing from cover to cover. The yearly Bibles are usually selected parts to teach a specific lesson every day.
@@oliviersavard8676 Exactly, although I know a few people (including non Christians) who have. I've probably read 3/4 of it over the years, but I was quite religious when I was younger.
"very few people have read the entire thing from cover to cover." I think true Christians really need to stop this. Or should I say, stop being a pussy and start REALLY reading the Bible. They don't need to know it end to end of course, but if they profess to believe, then they SHOULD at least know basically what's in it. And this is coming from a guy who's "one of those Joe Smith mormons," so we actually have three more books we need to read over the other Christian religions on top of the regular Bible, and we need to know what's in every one of them..
As a Christian, I am glad that DankPods released this video. It makes my day. Who said God doesn't have a sense of humor. For instance, He invented the banana, 14 billion years ago (which was bred 250 years ago, modern variety), only for us humans to make jokes about it in the 2020s. Edit: Have you tried Fr. Mike Schmitz - Bible In a Year podcast? It is good stuff
I mean really, the bible is a book, containing 66 other books (possibly more since I only have an NIV). Most bibles (index and glossary included) are 1000+ pages. imagine NARRATING that.
watching dank scrolling through the tracks and screaming everytime it kept going, especially when he got to genesis, has got to be the funniest shit i've heard today. i couldn't breath by the end of that, thanks for that man XDXD
“I found the holy nugget” I don’t think a title of a RU-vid video has ever made me laugh so hard in my life. It just sounds hilarious out of context. Like, “Hey James, what’s that you got?” “The holy nugget.”
1: The irony of the "Diablo" trying to kill the "Holy Buds" is a solid joke in it of itself. 2: The "Holy Buds" should have gotten a pass being that all they were used for was an audio Bible therefore not needing fancy bass or tops.
"you need to LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART or he will be DISAPPOINTED at your LACK OF FAITH" meanwhile 8 y-o me who doesn't understand anything: "but i don't get it, how will i know he will be there, will it hurt"
I remember in a Bible school they told us to lay in bed at night and talk to God and see if we could hear him talk back and a kid asked why he didn't hear anything when sitting in the pitch black and the pastor was like "was there any other noise?" And he was like "a radio was on" and the pastor goes "God cannot talk over others! Try harder!" That poor kid was distraught
I was raised *VERY* Baptist, so seeing the catholic books in the bible really do throw me for a loop. Wisdom of Solomon right after Song of Solomon? It feels like finding the weird direct to video sequel for a beloved childhood movie.
I feel like in Europe, any branch of Christianity basically ignores 90% of the Old Testament per default. Also, the order of everything that isn't Genesis or Exodus is completely irrelevant. "I don't know, this psalm sounded topical"
I was raised Christian, specifically Lutheran, and I was suddenly confused when I saw extra books that I typically wouldn’t see. I was also extremely confused by what NSRV CE was. I might have to take a look at this later.
It's the opposite for me. I was raised Catholic, and when my parents gave up on Catholisism (That's its own story, lol), they went to a Lutheran church, and it was a shock learning that most Bibles aren't like the one I was forced to learn from as a kid 😂
@@engine4628Yeah, in total, it probably took a few weeks or months to get everything recorded perfectly depending on how much they got through per day.
I can imagine how he'd word his confession... "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... this is actually my first time here mate, so go easy on my a'right?"
7:28 It's amazing to think that Wade talks over the "holy" bible because he's afraid of copyright strikes. Back in the day you would be afraid of excommunication if you did that.
It would be so, so unlikely that the specific recording in the pod has been registered with You Tube content recognition (usually, that's music), but the most likely thing if it were would simply to be demonetized while play royalties go to the identified owner.
being a Christian, I was not offended, but laughed so hard at how big you thought the bible was, it is big, but no bigger than some of the text books I had to read back in my student days.
@zee some of the content is removed because if in fact the bible did record every work that jesus did there would be multiple books and i mean real books
It's a well-known fact that for a video to be successful in youtube it must include screaming, a thumbnail of a shocked expression, and a title containing an unanswered mystery.
As an ordained minister I loved seeing your reaction to the number of chapters and books! A refreshing view from what the world would see what I take as just common knowledge. Have a like and a continued patron subscriber:D
I can't help but to imagine a pastor dressed to the nines with his feet up on his lectern, headphones on, laughing as an Australian man screams at technology
This video was released in April 2022, right in the midst of the most depressing time of my life. I can remember late night, I was having a super rough day and I was emotionally exhausted, crying, and alone. I got myself a snack, lay in bed, and found this video. And it somehow made me laugh hysterically, even during the time where I was the most depressed I'd ever been. This video and channel got me through some super tough times. Thanks a ton Wade ❤️
@@olivercharles2930 I appreciate it. I've had my ups and downs, but a lot has improved since then. I'm moving on up with life and I hope I can keep this trend going. I'm a lot healthier than I was 2 years ago
As a Christian, this was hilarious! By the way the genesis 1-40 are collections of a few paragraphs so genesis is like a short book, along with all these others. I actually remember asking my parents for one of these for Sunday school lol.
This is probably the one instance in which the cheap nuggetphones actually make sense. I mean, what does it matter if they're all mids when you're just gonna be using them to listen to a guy reading the bible at you?
To be fair, this is one of the few cases where the headphones being only mids would not be so bad since it's exclusively spoken word content and you can't put anything else on it.
I swear I saw the 'Apostle's Creed' joke coming a mile away the second I saw it but it's just past 8am as I watch this, haven't slept since 3pm yesterday......... and that joke BROKE me for 5 mins XD
9:33 This is how I always imagined repenting would look like. Side note, I love watching these videos. Dank could talk about watching paint dry and I'd still be invested
6:41-7:03 As a Christian and big audiophile, this...had me dieing of laughter. I love hearing you scream like Daniel Stern from Home Alone while scrolling just through the book of Genesis alone. Can't wait to learn that there is way...way...WAY MORE. Keep up the hard work man! 😁
Sexy Bluetooth speaker: "Power on" Jesus : *concerned* SBS : "Bluetooth mode" Jesus : *more concerned* SBS : "Auxiliary mode " Jesus : **loses it** HEATHENS !!!!
* screaming progressively getting louder as he realizes how big Genesis is * ...and wait until he hears about Psalms also as a Christain this was very funny and not offensive, so no worries! Great content as always!
As a Christian, what is it like for you to experience other Chistians who get offended by the things you don't find offensive involving the religion in some way?
@@apoletestry3766 I've not been a practicing Christian in over 20 years, but you'll find most religious people don't get offended by jokes about their religion so long as it's not clearly insulting. I didn't find any of Wade's comments in this video offensive.
being forced to grow up in a HEAVILY christian family, seeing him start screaming at just how big the bible is had me in TEARS. honestly thats exactly how i feel about it nowadays
The classical Old and New Testaments did not become things that could be kept in the common private household till the advent of the printing press, and yet somehow faith in the Christ lived before this. Christians could hear from both, but it was generally through the benevolence of those who could afford the expensive scribe labor. Heavily religiose isn't the same as deeply devoted personally to the powerful spirit of the Christ, which is where, little by little, I have gone. Scripture can be used to bully, as can formal church organizations. Fooey on that from heaven itself.
@@peterjames5887 Yo I've been seeing people @ing this Quark guy in all the reply sections but all of Quark's comments are gone now, deleted. What kinda stuff was that person saying?
As a Christian, I can now declare this as a certified holy moment, bro its so funny you legit scared the HELL out of any demons within the buds. Cmon that wasnt clever?
@Quark Hey man I get it. Please believe in what you think is best but im going to believe in Jesus. Dont try to drag others down though, i mean im not calling you an uneducated Atheist that is lost. I mean reality is what you believe it to be and I respect that 👍
When I was a kid I remember getting beaten senseless by my religious father on easter for saying "Jesus is coming. Grab a towel." Now he's pooping in a bedpan and can't stand. Love you, dad.
The missing Playback Speed option in the "Special Features" is teh dealbreaker for me. I wanna listen to the whole Gobibble in 1 hour. ...And wow the button arrangement also...
As a life-long Christian, seeing Danksy react to the Bible (especially the size) confused, terrified, and intrigued was hilarious. And don’t worry, nothing you did was offensive lol. But the concern is appreciated.
When I was wathing this I realized that this isn't a total piece of junk of a cashgrab, this has some heart put into it. I'm not a christain myself but I feel that this was great for Christians, a real handy tool.
Hey! Im happy to have given you a place on r/place in the German flag. I've watched your channel since the (almost) beginning, learned about Dankmus later (and enjoy it regularly) and was so happy to see your channel represented on r/place. And I was even more happy when we welcomed you our flag. Greetings from the placeDE community. You now belong to German cultural property Dankpods🤝placeDE
11:10 maybe 2 columns of names at the same time? Then they could scroll slower. Ooh, and one could start at A and the other at Z and they would both end in the middle
@@erikt211 Majority of holy wars were just political wars that claimed justification via religion as a means to political gain, nothing really changed there either.
As a Christian I found this very entertaining, keep up the good work. Especially funny when it turned out the holy buds were no match for the Diablo. Not sure why you didn't make that connection in the video 🤔
The fact he put up the Nebraska and I believe Northwestern hail mary miracle made my damn day. Being a Nebraska fan in 2022, its all I need to be happy.
