You know it's good when you laugh out loud. Also this all belongs to the original artists. Not to mention this is funny to me so I dont care who likes/dislikes
Necromancers: The only true casters that can be said to be caring about the environment. They firmly believe in the 3 R's: Re-use, Recycle and Re-animate. :)
As someone in the process of making a lv 20 wizard I can say the stats on meteor swarm is ridiculous Edit, here are the stats: Meteor Swarm: 9th-level evocation Level: Sorcerer 9, Wizard 9 Components: V, S Casting time: 1 action Range: 1 mile Duration: Instantaneous Four orbs of fire hit the ground at different points you can see within range. Each orb deals 20d6 fire and 20d6 bludgeoning damage to creatures within a 40-foot radius of each impact with a Dexterity save for half damage. A creature in the area of more than one burst is only affected once.
"I CAN CAST FIREBALL!! TWICE!!" Thank you so much for sharing my video in your compilation! I'm happy to say Avery is still going strong in our campaign and is dropping all the fireballs!!!
I laughed hard at the rouge and paladin lunch conversation. but this was going through my head Rouge: I'm hungry, let's eat Paladin: That sounds wonderful Rouge: I'll pay (pulls out coin purse) Paladin: oh than-.... you didn't have that yesterday Rouge: yeah got it today Paladin:.... *dad glare* WHERE Rouge:...I found it Paladin: found it WHERE exactly Rouge:.... in someone's pocket Paladin: *facepalm* go return it Rouge: Can't Paladin: why!? Rouge: lost track of em. Paladin: (turning to the spellcaster) can you use locate person? Caster: I don't have it prepared Paladin: (whispering) oh by ALL that is holy...
Player: fireball solves everything! Monster Manuel: you know I'm full of fire resistances and immunities more then any other, right? Player: fireball is the answer to EVERYTHING, fireball is the answer to EVERYTHING, fireball is the answer to EVERYTHING, fireball is the answer to EVERYTHING, fireball is the- DM: MM you broke another wizard.. MM: 😁😝😈
Monster Manuel: I have lots of creatures with fire resistance and some with fire immunity. Player: That's nice, really I mean it. I just have two word for you. Monster Manuel: Oh? What are they? Player: Energy Substitution. DM: *cries in defeat*
Thats my video! Ive never play Eldritch Knights before so i was hella confused! The DM explained to me afterwards that Fireball is an Eldritch Knight spell and i started hyping with them
Honestly tho I swear all the paladin's I've created/met are the mom and dad of the group and will CONSTANTLY harass the rogue just because they steal. Like bro just donate to the church XD
I set up a little fun thing where a bunch of minotaur children (there was a tribe in the dungeon) had found a bunch of cloaks and where trying to scare the party by being "ghosts" . The 10th lv. sorcerer: I cast 5th lv fireball twice on the cluster of cloaked people running towards us saying uhhhh. They were civilian children, the minotaurs were just maintenance. A regular fireball would have been plenty. Cue a bunch of dead children and a pissed off tribe that then also got fireballed by the wizard who didn't know that happened because they split the party
The rogue with coin is so relatable. My rogue character just broke into a Lord's chambers and stole anything of value simply because the door was unlocked and he was at a party elsewhere.
4:54 _"You proud of yourself for letting him make this character?"_ 13th level Eldritch Knight has access to two 3rd lvl wizard spell slots: Fireball is a 3rd level Wizard spell. It's not that the DM _"let him"_ make anything, it's literally *RAW (Rules As Written).* D&D 5e players handbook pg 75. - L2pNub
My DM killed everyone but me in my party... At level 3... Because we wanted to play on the "bad" side for once in our legacy campaign. I'm a SQUISHY level 3 FEMALE ROGUE in the most SEXIST faction which sees women as PROPERTY. She only survived because she ran for reinforcements and the DM didn't let me do ANYTHING once I was in the "safe" zone, except watch them all die. Including her fiance of 5 years... She's running to the most peaceful city on the farthest possible coast. She just gonna nope the F out.
Necromancers: For when you want to raise a family, but they're aaaaall over the place. Literally. Also, no campaign is ever properly complete without gnome or halfling punting or launching. (The "gnome launching" was referenced in one of my dad's older campaigns with his gnome artificer, Flintlock Tinderfoot. "Flint" helped engineer "Gnome Slingers," in his back story...a.k.a., catapults/trebuchets. His artificer kinda found out after a while that they weren't exactly safe for transportation...well, not Flint, specifically. He had others test it for him...)
"Why would you raise my brother from the dead?!" "Well, he was the only corpse around for 5 miles! Don't worry, I only brought his body back. His soul is fine." "Somehow, that sounds worse..."
Lol I love the Lord of the Rings reference. (I love those movies so much!) Though the Necromancer that came after the barbarian made me die of laughter. 😆😆😂😂 Update: Was the barbarian holding Axe Spray?? That’s hilarious!! 😂😂😂
One time our regular DM was to busy to come to the session, so we had another fill in for him. He wasn't up to it but we kinda forced him too cause he was the most experienced one and had several books with him. To show how much he disliked it, he made use face a red dragon, at level one. One of the players tried to steal some of the dragons gold was burnt to death. We had a dragon born in the group and he teamed up with said dragon took the gold from the other two party members one ran afterwards while the other tried to join them I snuck out of the cave and was the only one that got out unscath and with all my gold.
Yall one time playing dnd our bard tried to disguise himself as an enemy's wife from the future and the first time he rolled a 10 and became a bartender we had met then tried again and became that same bartender but as a girl... we had to fight
7:24 you do realise that next time you're knocked out, the halfling will not hesitate to steal every ounce of money and anything remotely important or useful off of your limp body And not give it back Unless the goblin can catch them
