My longest D&D TIKTOK s compilation yet 

Not to be rude but if you do something similar to this in the future please don't plug an ad every five minutes.

That Bard Boyfriend one is amazing. So wholesome!

1:30 I love how with a nat1 the dog doesn't bite him, no no, instead he SLAPS the dog XD

Using "shape water" to bloodbend a motherf***er is f***ing glorious

16:24 So THAT's why my campaign is 60% teifling

1:57 As the player of a thoroughly badass mom friend cleric...YES.

These ads make me want to jump into an open exploration lake and inhale

When your Alexa hear it and actually opens up the cursed painting

Just gonna give my two cents on the ads in the video. For one, they're a sponsor video, so the ad is in the video itself, not just some youtube thing. Second, there is absolutely, positively, noway on this gods green earth the sponsor said, "put it in every five seconds", that was a choice you made, and holy shit why?! You don't get paid more the more times you put the ad in, so once, twice, maybe even three times is bearable, but this actually made me now hate cursed painting, and I refuse to even look at it. I didn't even finish the video, because I just couldn't take another ad like that, and honestly, I probably won't ever watch anything on this channel again because of it. Holy shit I never thought I could get so heated over some ad, but that was torture, 30 minutes of video, where 15 minutes of it is filled with the same ad. I get it, I'm ranting for nothing, my opinion doesn't matter, and my watch isn't needed for your channel to prosper. 100% I wish you luck in your endeavors, but please though, for the love of all things holy, if you haven't already done so, turn down the ads man.

6:00 This happens a lot during my current pathfinder campaign. Our evil gnome cleric is always being carried by our giant purple tentacle armed fighter. Our fighter describes it as putting her in the squishy backpack. I'm a halfling but he's never carried me before. But now I don't have to worry, since I just got a riding dog the last session.

15:02 Otto’s irresistible dance has no save. It is Irresistible

You do realize that you have to mark advertisements in the video, right?

27:17 hooly shit those facial expressions looked like they were animated at pixar. Am I loosing my mind?

14:29 Lvl 1’s: when we look back on this day, we shall smile. To see how far we have come from.

The one with the room painted differently was really neat

I mean it's pretty easy to make this the longest one ever when it's like a quarter ads.

28:20 is my favorite! So funny 😂

The game store one is amazing! I wish more places would be like that.

Every 5 minutes my Alexa.....start cursed painting lol

Best dnd moment for me? Playing as red dragonborn paladin. 3 down party members and a big dam tunneling demon. We were all low/down and so was the demon. My turn comes around and I slashed it twice, almost killing it. It goes right after me in turn order and I didn't want it to just run. Dm let me drop my weapon and unarmed strike as a bonus action. Didn't realize I could divine smite with unarmed strike. After I explained to him that I could and he saw my roll and its hp, the dm described how glowing light covers my gauntlet as I uppercut the demon with divine wrath and decapitated it. Best dnd moment ever.

Your a cleric all you do is heal people Cleric: laughs in 3d10 necrotic damage at lv 1

"What are you gonna do, you're just a cleric" me, who plays cleric that multiclasses as a mage 👁👄👁

Ads are getting smarter, they're becoming part of the video itself now.

13:15 if anyone can tell me where the original audio is from, i’d appreciate it so much because i need to hear a full version of that godsend mashup

2:28 I will never forget that one time our cleric nat 20'd and dealt 70 necrotic damage to the boss and one shot it.

15:43 got me laughing SO HARD! One of the best ones!

28:58 I was in tears laughing

"Oh what Cleric, are you gonna heal my Emotional Wounds" *Giorno Giovana*

My absolute favourite is the one at 28:20; I had to rewatch it a few times it was so good

not enough ad breaks

Make them a lvl (whatever is their highest level) sheet that's literally their character at the higher level and keep it until they get to the BBEG, then hand said player the sheet and be like; "Have fun."

I just got invited to my first DnD session this summer, and we've been playing every other weekend. I'm so upset I didn't get into it sooner😂

i would like to pet the dog *rolls a 1* *slaps dog*

Hey man I am really happy you got a sponsor I normally don’t condone compilations of others work but not being allowed to have social media is really handy and also that with this whole compilation it allows me to find these people in the futere

Diceanddragons is an inspiration to us all

Never lift a chair in Quincy's Tavern. I learned that the hard way

This already hit too close to home right off the bat. At 0:33 it immediately made me think of my last session in our almost year long campaign so far. My character has the haunted one background and a couple weeks ago in game he got an Amulet of Proof against Detection and Location to protect him from the fucker talking to him randomly and that has almost killed him on a few occasions in his dreams. Since getting it he hasn't had any interactions with the person belonging to the voice, but last session, while the party was walking for several hours to a meet up location along the peaceful country side, the voice came back all of the sudden and down right scared the shit outa him. It basically told him that even he couldn't see/find my character, that he could still talk with him, and that he would find him soon enough anyway. Doesn't help that soon we'll be heading v e r y close by where the person belonging to the voice resides.

I have succeeded in amazing strength checks too, especially with athletics as an expertise, because I can hulk leap and yeet my companions from town to town

the pet the dog thing made me laugh so hard lol

Three tiktoks in and i love it.

yeah I couldn’t finish it bc of the six thousand ads for whatever that is

My dad: gives us a pre written story and characters Me: has a character known for charging into any situation planning to battle without any other thought even if they are harmless My dad: gets angry when my character does that

"Longest D&D tiktok"..... "alexa open cursed painting"

Im so excited!!

NEVER touching the cursed painting. Hardest L

4:16 yo that’s literally my local mall 😂

They picked the wrong class to call a top. subservient to a god after all, the ultimate top

Uh the cleric in our group carry’s ya because of his spell guiding bolt

I came for the comedy and got nonstop ads... Not even paid ads or ones i could skip... Please don't do this 😣

...I can't tell if I know the song during the Quincy's Tavern bit at 28:03 or if I've just been watching too many D&D TikToks... Edit: ok no, I definitely know it... it's Lady (Hear Me Tonight) by Modjo

You're right. This video is a bit longer thanks to Cursed Painting. That is to say, all the ads for Cursed Painting inflate the video time.

The War Cleric beating up the guys who said “all clerics can do is heal” is perfect. Don’t fuck with the guy who harnesses the bitch slap of God.

19:19 FALSE, clerics are just paladins with less Divine Smite and more Divine *SIMP*

I've never lost a fight to a dragon. I've never lost a fight to the death. I've never been outgunned before. I've never died, and until you prove otherwise I am immortal . . . Then a dragon swoops in, challenges me to a fight to the death, and whips out a gun . . . Crap . . .

Great selection! The music slaps!!

Everyone talking about fireball but have you looked at Thunderwave recently

they had me at THE DND SHIBARI :3 hells yes

The beginning set off my Alexa!

Good video. Thank you❤️

Jump into a open exploration fantasy....

I just want one about blood hunter, just one

I love the game shop guy so much. Wish that was how the game shop near me is; I haven't been in seven years because it is the exact opposite than that guy's. Seriously, to all guys out there, it should be common sense, but women, especially complete strangers, do not like to have their asses slapped when they're walking away from you after you've made a near-threatening, sexual comment.

That game shop guy has some good buisness sense

So Quincy is an artificer... because he has a gun

Don't tell my Alexa what to do...

In my first campaign as DM one of my players threw a half eaten dead rat into a bartender's face. And then during the first dungeon they got permanent lung damage by inhaling their own acid spell.

The ad breaks put Raid: Shadow Legends to shame. Could understand if it were your OC but this is a compilation vid and it was excessive, if I'm being polite.

15:30 best your mom joke 15:45 LOL

Lmao yeah, clerics can be savage. I’m playing a lv 8 forge cleric and they are a force of nature, they have Spiritual Weapon and their patron goddess gave them fucking gear blades. They look like gears but have saw blades instead of teeth!

Mainly elf because I got a connection to elves I was the shortest in my class once and was called the bean elf because my ears stuck out like an elves

2:44 yes. be very afraid of the war cleric. they will fuck you up, and then laugh about it over beer ;ater with no regrets

23:00 It depends on the party. If I'm either in a particularly vindictive mood, or if I know that the party can handle some betrayal from fellow party members, I wouldn't tell the party a thing until it gets revealed. Even if that wasn't the case, I'm tempted to just let it play out just to see where it goes...

I dunno why, but 0:21, 1:41, 3:16, 4:03, 6:43, 8:17, 11:31, 16:52, 19:01, 21:03, 23:24, 27:44, and 28:02 are all my faves. (Also sorry for the list, just thought I'd save myself time for when I look back on this video)

As a person who had a character who was a barbarian, i fully agree with all barbarian memes

2:00 Grog and Pike

Nice

just cause its your longets d&d tiktok doesnt mean you have to put like 10 ads in it

Broooo I wish we had places where you can play DnD with people around where i live we only one in a mall that no one goes to except for the same like 4 dudes

Thank you Mr. DiceandDragons I trust you.

Why does Quincy food look so good

5:15 man's a real one

4:14 that mall looks oddly familiar

1:40 I am dying

I once had a hill gnome ranger knock down the doors of a drow prison by running into it I got a natural 20

I want the whole version of them singing get low that way... where do I find it

0:55 Temple worship styles between Caduceus Clay and Mollymauk Tealeaf (ft Grog as hype man)

I'm tired of these tik toks in the way of my ads >:(

19:21 I'll agree HOWEVER Artificers are also tops and if anyone disagrees just look at any artificer on earth. They irradiate top energy

Oh my Slurmp TikTok is in this!!!

I died with the golioth Barbarian

4:21 is true tea

Fun thing, hannah(aka schooner_or_l8ter) actually made a tiktok from an idea I gave her

Anyone get any tiktoks in this compilations or just the same ad over and over. Sorry but after seeing it so many times I actually don't want to check out the Cursed Painting anymore.

19:21 killed me lmao

7:02 was i the only one who heard a song in the timing?

dude when your bard instant kills everyone /perform

Oh my god. I will now never play open cursed whatever the eff.

Of course it's your longest since that fuckin' Alexa ad takes half the video...

What is that ocarina remix music I keep hearing in these videos?

Who knew mini-oz played dnd?