EVERY Crime That Spider-Man Has Committed! 

**This video was made by the Daily Bugle gang**

I think the biggest crime Spider-Man has ever committed when he stole that guy's pizza in Spider-Man 2

You sound nothing like J. Jonah Jameson. He’s obviously a Skrull, everyone.

Be honest with us Drake, you just needed an excuse to show off your awesome J Jonah Jameson cosplay.

4:11 When you ignore a crime alert happening in the Spider-Man PS4 game.

Sponsored by the daily bugle!

This moment in Daredevil 23 with Peter and Matthew is absolutly incredibile.

I'm always impressed by how deep some of these cuts get Eagerly awaiting the "every breakfast item Superman has eaten" video

Peter: "With great power comes great responsibility" Writers: Makes him the most irresponsible person on the planet

The civil war/one more day storyline is a bit infamous, but I really liked seeing Peter just being so dark and savage. He dismantled and humiliated kingpin in front of all of the other prisoners, just toying with him and showed him how out of his league kingpin actually was. There’s something so satisfying seeing a man who puts his family above everything throw everything to the side just act in desperation and anger.

"working with the devil is still pretty shady" Me: a little?

Remember everyone don’t be Spider-Man be better than him.

"This video was sponsored the the Daily Bugle."

love the mustache slowly falling off throughout the video

So basically what I've learned is that you can get away with domestic abuse, but only if you do it a bad storyline that everyone agrees to forget about.

And people call him a hero? I don’t see how, we should all listen to JJJ.

Here he comes Here comes Speed Spidey He's a menace on wheels

“Yup Spider-Man committed war crimes...” Can’t say I’m surprised

I need "Spider-man commited war crimes" on a shirt or something holy shit

Peter: If I had a nickel for everytime I've stolen an ambulance, I'd have two nickels. Not much, but it's weird that it happened twice.

I appreciate the dedication of Drake spraying his hair white just for a one-off visual gag

5:14 "Technically not illegal" is usually the mob's MO when it comes to the surface level stuff lol. I mean they're like the mafia and yakuza after all.

4:29 Aunt May shots Spider-Man with a gun. That’s crazy

While a lot of these are pretty understandable it’s still surprising how many crimes he actually commited.

RE: Peter not getting labeled as a "wife beater" like Hank Pym; I think it's mostly because the general public wanted to forget the whole clone saga altogether, so Peter hitting MJ was just one of MANY things in that whole mess that people wanted to forget about

Peter: Fakes fighting Sandman by fighting literal sand. Photoshop: Am I a joke to you?

“If I had a nickel for every time Peter Parker stole an ambulance I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.”

5:19 So Hank Pym couldn't catch a break for doing this yet the Marvel hero who's entire thing is not catching a break got away with it in the eyes of the fandom? WAT. Also you're definitely going to have to cover the clone saga eventually because when diving into Spidey's past like this, it's going to just keep coming up.

Drake:"Spider-man comited warcrimes" Me:" HE WHAT?!"

Do we count any of the stuff Otto did while acting as Spiderman ? If so, he shoot a gun point blank and killed him

Thank you for exposing this web slinging maniac for what he really is a menace

Man, for a guy whose motto revolves around being responsible, Spider-Man has done a lot of irresponsible things. Maybe he is a menace after all. Sorry we ever doubted you, Jameson. 😂

Aunt May was a supervillains Housekeeper. Now that's something i never knew.. Thanks Comic Drake!

Jameson: RIGHT THAT DOWN! RIGHT THAT DOWN

Sure JJJ. Edit: Jokes aside that's a lot of crimes.

Spider-Man might be a hero but he does a few crimes so he’s a heroic vigilante.

Jesus, Peter really does do a lot of photoshop manips. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a deviant art page.

6:06 the difference is peter immediately apologized and realized what he did, while hank didn't care that he hit her, all he cared about was faking his worth to the other avengers

4:05 Is that really criminal when he's working above the law to begin with? I mean morally it is sure but legally not so much?

Honestly, all the trespassing and unintended property damage could be done away with by The Good Samitan laws. For the uninitiated, basically, it means that a person cannot be sued or charged with a crime so long as they: act with an intent to aid, are not intentionally reckless, and they themselves are not the cause of the incident in question.

He also faked photos that made Jameson believe his son is Spider-Man to make people stop being marked for murder by pretending to be Spider-Man in Marvel Knights Spider-Man.

11:11 "...and on that downer note this is every single crime THAT I COULD FIND of Spider-Man committing."

Awesome vid Drake! I can see loads of effort was put into this and like I said in my comment on the community post: thank you for working so hard to make these videos and making my days so much better!

11:22 Mustache: "Freedom!"

That Gwen stancy death... That hurt a bit and that red head was sad as well.

You left out the most evil crime of the all "He just stole that mans pizza!!"

Thank you for notifying the public of how much of a menace spiderman is to society.

While it was a crummy thing to do, Peter hitting Mary Jane wasn't the same as Hank hitting Janet. Peter was in a crazed state attacking Ben when MJ tried to stop him. He immediately regretted it and called himself out on it the next issue. Hank on the other hand did it because Janet was trying to convince him to not go through with his plan to unleash a robot to attack his teammates so he could look like a hero defeating it. He didn't show any remorse until after his plan fell apart (Janet had to come and save the day) and was arrested. Yes, it was never the intent to be on purpose and was a result of miscommunication between the writer and the artist. Should people (and writers) move on from that event? Yes. Was Hank suffering mentally at the time? Yes. Should Spider-Man (and Reed) be used as an excuse? No.

Remember that time that spidey went to savage lands and had put like some monster in quicksand leaving him to die

I love how you keep cosplaying someone in your video just because you can. It keep your video interesting. I am still waiting a video about your favourite comic artist/writer

This JJJ cosplay was awesome!

Everyone in the real world says She Hulk should be punished but ignore what Peter has done in the past.

Truly, Spider-Man is not only a menace to the entire city, but a menace to the entire country.

You should play as Omni Man when Invincible has a live action show

Gawd dayum he blew her head off 10:54

You missed a kill- during JMS's run, when Spider-Man and Captain America have to protect Doctor Doom from Latverian revolutionaries at an airport, he redirects a rocket out of a skylight, where it hits and presumably kills two Latverian revolutionaries.

Him stealing his suit back is not really stealing cause it’s his

That stache keeps moving more to his left every scene

2021- playing god with the fate of strangers, almost ruins the multiverse, and causing aunts may's death

Drake you do a great JJ cosplay, holy crap.

3:29 look it miles

Start of the video: Spider-Man stole that guy's sandwich! End of the video: Peter is haunted by the time Wolverine's girlfriend used him to commit suicide by Spider-Man

Not paying his rent

Gewns death would technically be forgiven under the good semeritan act preventing people who know what they're doing *gray area* from being legally punished for said act... I think...

There was one comic where he was taken over by ock and he punches someone's jaw off. And on a few occasions ripped peoples faces off

The thumbnail doesn't count because that was otto octavius.

4:00 I do not know it is a crime. Just cause he is spiderman does not mean he has a legal duty to stop every crime, I know big power=>big responsability; but even doctos have days off

Another instance where he “probably” killed someone was a lady who was talking too much and he webshoot her mouth mid sentence. She most likely either choked or suffocated since his webs aren’t that easy to get off or that quick.

The last one scarred him for life thankfully I don’t have to deal with that because I’m just a spider I only have to try to survive being squished

Always blown away by how much work you put into these 😊

This video makes Spider-Man looks like a anti-hero than an flawed hero. Sheesh!

I think the reason pete hitting mj isn't as big as the hank pymm thing, is because it was in the clone saga. A terrible story with out of character writing all over the place.

Spider-Man has stolen a newspaper that people were trying to sell. (A Daily Bugle one)

Oddly enough, this is the second time I saw a RU-vidr portray J. Jonah Jameson, the first being Stupendium’s great PS4 Spider-Man video.

Love the JJJ costume. I like this. I can see how much fun you are having and that is the most important thing here

Do a video on everyone of Spider-Man’s costumes and suits

damn I thought this would mostly be a silly video but Parker's got some serious crimes under his belt good gravy

Really enjoyed this video!

i remember that moment that he beat kingpin to near death, and he didn't kill him surprisingly

J. Johna jameson: i will watch your career with great intrest

Wow. Wow! “Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man”, my a**!

Spider-Man: Felicia no, you can't be a burglar, stealing is wrong! Also Spider-Man:

J. Jonah Jameson would be so happy for this

Why is it that every other character let's hit they're lover got off the hook, except for Hank Pym

Also, the spider mobile likely was not a registered vehicle since it had no license plates.

The timing of the mustache falling off was perfect.

There's other times he killed; in the A story of the first two-part Spectacular Spider-Man magazine(later adapted to the ASM comics) Pete downright hand-chops a dude called the Man-Monster in the neck, killing him. Jeez. He showed no remorse for this, and in the same issue, he does nothing to save a Dr. Thaxton, who dies buried in rubble, and the main bad guy, Richard Raleigh, who gets killed by the Man-Monster. In Amazing Spider-Man #200, Pete meets the burglar who killed his uncle again, and scared him so much while beating him up, that he died of a heart attack. Jesus, Parker, you're a freak.

"..intent to burgle." Hahahahaha

I know you were going for JJ Jamison, it just makes me think of groucho marks.

It's honestly a goddamn CRIME you didn't attempt a Jameson voice at least ONCE

You gonna talk about Kaine and Ben someday as well as Kindred after Last Remains/End Of An Era.

Imagine this list but about Riri Williams

that was one of the funnest videos i watched in a long time

Peter parker your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man who has committed war crimes

Hey he stole that guys pizza!!!

not stopping a crime is not a crime.

The mustache dude😂😂😂

Lowkey I think I'd be able to be a better than Spider-Man...but not by much

That JJJ costume was a great touch!

JJJ...was RIGHT? Wow...