Every Jojo Opening Ranked WORST to BEST (Canon) (Non-Negotiable) 

"Everyone hates Chase, well I'm special in that I actually like chase!!!!!" Bro where is this Chase hate. Chases biggest hater must be hitchhiking with Kars in space, they were likely one of the worlds biggest menace only to have vanished without so much of a trace, embedded in a few peoples memories and collectively ran with as a truth.

​@@Dadude572Nah the Chase hate used to exist because it didn't have the same flair some of the other openings had. But now it's the "cool thing" to like Chase.

nah its real. chase sucks

I dont like chase

ive always liked chase and didnt understand why people hated it tbh

it rlly made me think i was abt to watch a Japanese james bond movie or smthn

​@bencatzilla true, it really does have Bond vibes

same

Entirely different for me honestly. Just felt too generic for the show imo

Yeah I actually really liked it

I also really liked it, but I get his criticisms. Most of the shots before the second time they show Pucci are pretty forgettable (except the one with Pucci and the Sons of Dio that one goes hard).

same my guy

I feel like the vocals weren’t loud enough I don’t like the audio balancing the drops weren’t great either

@@trisfaleel the audio is definitely the worst part of the opening, it’s just hard to hear

Nevermind, my apologies Mr. Dog you have redeemed yourself by putting "Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town" in second place

@@mayormonke6077i love the inner monologue going on here

I second this statements he put my 3 favorite openings at the bottom I will get him for this !!!

Fighting gold is super awesome. I actually kinda like it better than traitor's requiem

always thought fighting gold was overrated

@@LilithMarillium You were always wrong, got it. It's not too late to change

@@geschnitztekiste4111 prove that

Which itself is a callback to Jonathan's and Dio's standoff in the first opening

@@bfdiepictennisballbfdi2359 Jojo is an infinite reference to itself

I WANNA BAWBAW ABW I DONT WAYY POAW AWAW

Bro was epic with bebwbbebbdbssbsubcfjsxjsdjds

@@a.n.g.m9348the one two three lol

better than the real openings

@@superpowerful1 ong

Same. I literally just made my own ranking where I painstakingly put it above Great Days into the #1 spot. And then I watch THIS

Who's gonna tell him

Bro's too pure

I feel bad,he just can’t know

The recency bias is crazy.

@@boyd23100 THE RECENCY BIAS! THE RECENCY BIAS IS REAL!

Read part 7 👍

Chase changes the vibe of the show and, that's what makes it great

People hate chase for idk what reason. But Chase gang here

Chase deserves more love fr

So very based

ah I see, a man of culture

They are just delusional

Delusional bloody stream fans, the song is not bad but the meatriding is insane

It doesn’t feel like a jojo opening

@@lestatcanada how literally this feels more like jojo opening than Crazy Noisy Bizzare Town 💀

@@konubi3405 no it doesn’t

Ikr

Why thought?

@@mikelquinnr6101 second worst jojo op is fighting gold according to him 💀

@@mountain-yw9jc not bad pick, but I see why y'all think it's good. my list is (from worst to best), Sono Chi No Sadame, STAND PROUD, Heaven's Falling Down, Fighting Gold, Great days, End of THE WORLD, Breakout, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Traitor's Requiem, Bloody Stream, then Chase. Feel free to disagree, then we can talk.

W

I agree

But doom guy slams 😔

Doomguy slams

Pog

GD best op

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr @@ricky.t.1658

​@@ricky.t.1658 agreed

Same. When I first heard it, I low key kinda hated it, but by the end of the part, it became my second favorite the more I listened to it. It’s weird how that works. Usually, when you hear a song over and again, you grow sick of it. With Traitor’s Requiem, it gets better with each episode.

Same. That and End of the World

Same dude

This opening was one of the few reasons that made me watch jojo

I KNOW DUDE WHAT THE HELL

Litterally it hits so hard

Yeah, my least favorite is probably the second part 4 opening

Which song is it?

​@@linguinox0_z0nexI think he talks about Stand Proud

​@@linguinox0_z0nexI think he is talking about Chase , there is an acoustic version of it

I just got notified of this like 2 months later, for the record it was chase

Yeah no, Nico went hard on the part 7 and 8 openings. Bro cooked a 6 star meal.

STEEEEEEEEL BAAAAAAAAALL RUUUUUUUUUN 🎶 STEEEEEEEEEL BALLLL RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN 🎶

@@BHJFilms STEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL BAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN (Run for your life!) GO GO JOJO!

i also live the jojolion one "SOFT AND WET!"

Visually speaking i consider the less appealing 3D opening (Heaven's Falling Down) to be better than the best 2D openings, also it got the best villain interruption ever

HFD is such great music

I don't know where he gets off calling that part of Jolyne looking at the beetle pendant ugly. The cel shaded Borderlands-y look that he picked up on I think looks amazing.

Its not slander if it's true

@@tsttube1481 part 2 opening is fire tho

it's so similar to traitor's requiem to me (mediocre opening with a slower song, most of the visuals are things that have already happened, is carried by the alternate versions,) really puzzled me that it was polar opposites on the list

*thunder sfx*

@@pepitodelrancho *Der glumph* 😰

Hope you get well soon fella if you're still in pain

@@8kuji I'm already feeling better, I watched the chewiedog video 🙏

It isn’t

The first bit of the intro is just reused footage

He liked my comment my life has been fulfilled

FR!

Literally all I would do is swap the bottom two and ur ranking is the same as mine lol. Chase enjoyers rise up

Thats a different opening

Surprisingly the one I agree with the most

@@Thesillyman_appears whachu mean surprisingly :(

Unsubscribed

Real

fr, underrated op ngl

​@@sheenBean_Chase is 6 in my list

real

all you dawg

Essay cont. Next up on my list, Heaven’s Falling Down. By far my favorite opening. But let’s get started with the visuals. Not only is it the most recent 3D opening, it’s also the Best. It quickly starts with a flashback to the Jotaro versus Dio fight at the end of Stardust Crusaders, which morphs from Dio being defeated to Star Platinum’s Disk getting carried off by the pigeon. The camera then pans downward to display the accident that put Jolyne in prison in the first place. It then cuts to Jolyne in the visitation room right before Pucci attacks, while the Pendant falls slowly into Jolyne's hand while the camera cuts to right when White snake starts attacking. It then cuts to Jolyne holding the pendent close, as she supposedly misses her parents. It then cuts to Jotaro recovering in an undisclosed location. For the next 11 seconds, a montage of the characters' backstories flash in front of their silhouettes. It then shows Pucci and 3 other profiles later revealed to be Dio’s sons (besides Giorno). This is where the biggest change happens. Itn the first version, Jolyne is shown floating through the air only to land seconds later to allow for her and her teammates to land a barrage of attacks. Then at the 1:08 mark, we see F.F. floating through the air, supposedly going to heaven. After that, we see Pucci and Jolyne facing off in the water. We then see flames in her eyes, known as Dark Determination (correct me if I'm wrong), where the camera sinks into the water, then waves move out of the way to reveal the title card. But if we go back to the 0:55 second mark, we can see Jotaro use Star Platinum: The World to stop time, or at least, try to, as it doesn’t fully start, Leaving Jotaro on edge for the approaching attack. Then, as a call-back to the first opening, Manga panels of other parts flash, leaving Jolyne in the Joestar mansion, fighting a greater threat that would ultimately lead to their demise just like her great-great-great about 150 years ago. The camera then pans to the different Joestarrs and the important item during their little quest. We can then see the Joestar mansion breaking apart, possibly symbolizing how the universe is “breaking” only for it to start anew, so like the universe, the entire Joestar lineage is breaking only for it to start anew in the new universe. Finally, it cuts to Jolyne and Pucci in the same poses as in “The End of the World” With the Visuals out of the way, time to dive into the music. It starts off quiet, and slowly gains energy, like how Jolyne’s story started as her trying to be free, and prove her innocence, and evolves into something much larger, saving the entire universe from being restarted. And just like with Chase, it feels so fluid that I find myself unable to look away from the screen white it plays. One way it differs from chase, is that it is something that is definitely better whistled than hummed. Also, the picture used for the song is just so cool like it is with Chase Then with the atmosphere. The use of the clock at around the 55 second mark is a great way to symbolize not only the power of time Pucci gains, but also how little time the gang has to find and defeat Pucci. And that feeling of hopelessness in the beginning accurately represents how the main characters must feel during their final stand off with Pucci after he gains Made in Heaven, and the use of colors also helps a lot when it comes to portraying a certain emotion like this is doing To end this, the thing that boosts it to first place above Chase is that it belongs to my favorite part, it has my favorite villain who, as I like to say, was one fun fact away from winning, my second favorite JoJo, behind Joseph, my favorite characters, my favorite fights, my favorite stands, my favorite intro, my favorite everything, if you were to ask me to name one thing wrong with stone ocean, I wouldn’t be able to give you a answer because I think it is just that good. In conclusion, all other intro’s are good, but I find that Chase and Heaven’s Falling Down are the best. 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