Every Kurzgesagt Video Ever 

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Holy shit you getting recognized, and quickly too.

Classzgesagt

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Part I laughed the most at

As a person in the middle east, we're making it a reality

@@potat2976Israel is doing rn :(

why do ppl target the middle east so much anyway wtf , africa too

yeahyeahyeahyeah

absolutely

Dont forget the constant complaining about how hard it is to make these video’s

Truth

I read that in Steve Taylor's voice.

Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.

And then the real question, "how do we colonize it?"

@@SaintGermain321Space may be incomprehensibly small in comparison to what’s outside of it, if there’s something outside of it, if it isn’t infinite, which it seems to be, and very well may be.

And the most of it is full of shit, should I remind you?

​@@CBoxStudios I loved that flip 😂

best line ever

42

@@Zeng-rv9mvbut whats the question

@@thatpeskyray3318 We have The Answer, so The Question can't exist in our universe

Good book

The universe is 14 billion years old, and most of it is filled with shit.

Bro has beef with stars 😭

@@Noobprokermityes

Considering most of the mass energy content of the universe is dark matter and dark energy, yeah it really is full of shit

the universe is constipated

Yeah, I thought for a second he was going to try to explain something, but no, it went into another tangent.

thats literally life

@@WeeweeSensideep

o the whole time i thought it was a satire on capitalist realism.....

You just described God.

i almost stopped watching

I liked it, they built a tune around it

​@@birddaddydettapedal point?

​@@birddaddydettaIf you liked it, You should look up "Nothing is Safe" by Clipping. That song gave me chills the first time I heard it.

The backing tune (including that piano note) is a sample from the song Nothing Is Safe by clipping - great song if you're interested!!

I was looking for this comment 😂😂

I THOUGHT IT WAS MILK

​@@ggleouf22same here :/

I randomly guessed that it was bleach, and had no Idea that it was real until I saw this.

I don't understand why nihilism or even just the acceptance that ultimately, human life doesn't matter has to make people sad lol Like I'm a very happy person, not the kind who is secretly the most depressed, I am just genuinely very grateful with my life and family situation and health, well being, free time etc. And I totally accept that we don't matter at all, just specks of dust on a random rock in the infinite void expanding outwards at faster than the speed of light in all directions lmao

I think it's more "You will die soon, no matter how young you are. Fuck you and your happiness."

As someone who experiences that on a regular basis with friends: yes, after three years of this, it has become _very_ personal.

You're not exactly gonna have an academic conversation at a party anyway, no harm in repeating back something interesting in a simplified manner you heard from somewhere else

I mean, I tend to do a little more research, followed by telling someone about what I learned and promptly forgetting it.

Yeah this hit a little close to home, I don’t really do any extra research.

​@@iamasquidinspaceJokes on you, I actually managed to pull this off, but tbf, I had the luck of talking about the topics I'm confident in, History and Ethics.

Annoyingly he said "authorative" despite the text saying "authoritative"

Problem is the narrator is German.

​@@GLayne of course he's German British can never be as authoritative

@@GLayneno he’s not, he’s British. The org is german tho. Took literally a 2 second search.

@@besteyldz6601He’s british so…. just no

Hey! I remember what a quasar is! … …Probably…

Or "omg this video is so deep I'm crying"

Don't forget the part where the fans also defend and state how positive or what a realist Kurz is being by "telling it to us straight" or "just showing us the reality of the situation."

@@biggrayalien4791 Well, they're not meant to be a fully accurate and exhaustive source of information. They simplify things to get more people interested in them, and because it's fun to watch. Nothing wrong with that.

It’s a radioactive jet sent out from black holes, travel in huge beams across the universe and are incredibly bright, what’s called a blazar is even cooler you should look it up

Every Kurzgesagt comment ever:

it’s 4 minutes long

calm down, people, that's a bot

Got me most too 😂

Oddly kurzgesagt is not good at comforting but it oddly is for me

Was 2:48 intentional?

@@AbdulgafoorPerumbally-mt6pz What at 2:48?

​@@wcvpit looks like a thingy

@@_Radiator_balls

A vaccum inside of a vaccum Wonder how that would work out

@@damlatorun6756Vaccum decay?

​@@damlatorun6756it's weird to think that running a vacuum in a vacuum would result in no suctions as the motor wouldn't have any atmosphere to suck in. Double negative maybe?

Lol i was literally waiting on it

yes that kind of technology is officially named a "Dyson Sphere" however we are hundreds, if not thousands of years from developing that sort of technology, as to fully encapsulate the sun would require more material than is on earth @@Amethyst-cz4xf

Same!!!

bro you have 1.9K likes and no replies?

@@Hixdeysimple comment, nobody has anything to say

@@e5858 Now it has 3 replies!!!

​@@Hixdeyall of them are unrelated to the comment

i lost it here aswell idk why it hasn't blown up yet

"What happens if we nuke this video?" - Kurzgesagt

dw, kurzgezagt will blow it up eventually

i mean, but it's true..

There's always a small chance this video will turn into platinum.

"Zey-rho"

@@adamcastelli9262 why did I tap the translate button under your comment… it’s bedtime lmao💀

​@@BrDe135? The text remains the same even if i press the transplante button

​@@sebastiancalderonpacheco8218that's what they meant They were so tired they didn't realise it wasn't a different language, just a weird way of spelling zero

@@fireskorpion396 ok, thanks then

sometimes the reminder does help though, like damn existence is weird and maybe i should be grateful

Yeah he's parodising how Kurzgesagt changes the topic every 5 seconds to avoid having to convey a single complete idea.

@@GT-tj1qg No, it actually isn't.

It's like a Vsauce video 😂

Yeah they perfectly encapsulated the feeling of watching that Vacuum Decay video I still have no clue wtf they meant when they were going on about “potential energy and ground states”

1:24 Tardis

Quantum fuckery

@@Gregory_12nice

STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD

When Hand of midas 2.0 drops... on the ground

Yeah, this is my primary objection to the channel. The subjects that Kurzgesagt covers often aren't merely matters of science, let alone well-settled,* but very little of the nuance or rational uncertainty* comes through. It's very easy to come away from their videos with the impression that everything is science, and science always has the answer. *No, I'm not talking about anthropogenic global warming.

As a British I can confirm

Before I clicked the time I was like whaat? And then actual LOL. 🤣

You’ll be amazed at what people will let us get away with when we pull out our authoritative accents…

​@@VysionWolfz"A British" *vomits *

@@GT-tj1qg EW A AMERICAN

it's more that spheres might not even be possible because they'd collapse

@@kiiturii I forgot to mention that.

Part 6: Product placement

@@kuvaljaidka2938 Part 6 Alt: Brilliant Sponsorship

part 7: being funded by evil billionares

Hi there , The purpose of your existence is to be joyful, peaceful, and fulfilled bringing glory to God your creator! Jesus Christ says: "Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavily burdened, and I will give you rest." -Matthew 11:28 For more info, open the Bible to John 1!

​@@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alotCommon Christian bot L

That literally threw me off so much. I was like “where tf is this from?”

Dammit we’ve been CLIPPED.

Don't google "Murder of Jessica Lunsford" that's depressing as fuck

@@Extys Too late...

@@Extys i will not be traumatized by the unfortunate end of jesyca lungsford

Dam you tim, you know I can't control my curiosity. (Murding of Jessica Lunsford was terrible don't look it up)

​@@Extys I have a niece which will turn eight in a few months. I really, really wish I haven't read that. Need to hug the shit out of her at the first opportunity. :(

Like what? Sandals?

@Alfred-Neuman that what I remember now., there is a lot ,.but your stupidity stops you from learning. we invented writing, zero , the numbers you use now ,for us , came Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, we created astrology,Sociology hundreds of medical tools , we have a strategic place in the middle of the world , as a result, we hold the world trading, most important of them all , we have millions of minds that needs to get an opportunity, but because your colonizing , copes you made in our countries , they don't have the opportunity, but one day they will , western didn't even concrete the world for more than 300 years , but still they have the ego to think - when the are not even that strong now- they think theu will never fall , or that there wasn't a " civilization " besides them .

Chill man it’s a joje

​@@The_Shimp And you didn't understand that he was being sarcastic :D

@@Meonth maybe, but I feel like he would’ve elaborated with some sort of joke if he was.

Come on you those videos are not hard to make its a super simple cartoon art using basic shapes lmao, the music is basic, and so is the info. Also they work for tech billionares.

Which, in and of itself, is very sad. So much wasted talent spent on.. what exactly? Did this enhance or improve our lives or knowledge at all?

@@Lejeus I don’t see how this video is “wasted talent”. It’s a video for comedic purposes. If the person enjoys making it and people find it entertaining then who cares?

​ @drillix9049 Satire is usually reserved for poking fun at the "elite" or "upper classes", it's usually not used for making fun of good people doing good things. Instead of "punching down", they could have used their platform to improve the world. That's just how I look at it, I am sure there's lots of people out there that appreciate a good beat down of the folks trying to improve the world we live in. :D

@@Lejeus poking fun at something doesn’t have to be limited to things you don’t like. By your logic should friends not be able to poke fun at each other? Should roast sessions of celebrities not be thing? You’re treating it like it’s a big deal when it’s not hurting anybody.

how tf do you notice that lol

Kurzgesagt did say that in one of their videos. The one caller "is kurzgesagt accurate?"

Name of the channel is literally „kurzgesagt“ which is is a german term for short summaries. There is no way to sum complex topics up without oversimplifying. Its the whole gist of the channel

Literally the whole point "in a nutshell"

​@@xyy1680you've got to realize that some folks are out here just mad at science itself because brain strain and freedumb.

@@storm14k Seems you suffer greatly from that brain strain if you think that's what these comments suggest.

calm down Arabros, it was just a thought experiment!

i was looking for this!!! nothing is safe

💀 he's wild for that

Milk

​@@NguyenMinh792No, it's Clorox disinfecting Bleach, guaranteed. Check the logo.

How the hell is this a ytp?

“THIS is how you do a proper youtube poop in the modern age!” -man who clearly has absolutely no idea what a youtube poop is

what is a yt poop

this has absolutely nothing to do with youtube poops lmao

This isn't a ytp it's a parody

My dude, I see you everywhere