The Egg - A Short Story

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The Egg
Story by Andy Weir
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@kurzgesagt 3 года назад

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@attakerz871 3 года назад

Kurzgesagt I tried to spell your name but I accidentally summoned a demon. We watch your videos together.

@marker794 3 года назад

This is such a nice way 2 look at it

@beaub152 3 года назад

Yoo a new replu the same day I decide to rewatch??

@OmerKazmYapar 3 года назад

@whydoyouwanttoseemyusernam45 3 года назад

Hi I'm here before this blows up because of the dream smp meme

@kitsunesden8085 3 года назад

"I'm the Obama receiving a medal?" "And the Obama giving it"

@ZeebleBub616 3 года назад

and the one turning it into a meme and the one enjoying the said meme.

@batziii8745 3 года назад

such a serious video - and then such a funny meme

@nekokkoko3181 3 года назад

😂👌🏼

@siggietyrone3965 2 года назад

Thanks Obama.

@sebione3576 2 года назад

@@siggietyrone3965 thank yourself, Obama.

@dixienormus9934 3 года назад

“So i’m the pretty best friend?” “and the ugly one too”

@jubihausi6206 3 года назад

Let that sink in

@brendathemob 3 года назад

not until u got a warrant.

@nathanhetzer757 3 года назад

@@jubihausi6206 what does it want now

@mysticoversoul 3 года назад

Yes. The "ugly" one is only your "shadow" of yourself which is visible only when you turn your back away from the light of Truth.

@OrBIT_learn 3 года назад

@@mysticoversoul 😂😂

@MatijaCG 3 месяца назад

This is the proof that I'm literally Ryan Gosling

@MinaAlexander-fy8ib 3 месяца назад

deadddd

@ashhole03 2 месяца назад

Hey, me too!

@logicalschizoid_intp9698 2 месяца назад

No, you're just another idiot in the comments.

@hossundhopf156 2 месяца назад

cant be im him

@Toxxxic_ 2 месяца назад

Literally me

@roronoazoro2025 2 месяца назад

"So I am Kurzgesagt? And all the people that get existential crisis from them"

@shahzarsshowshow4441 2 месяца назад

underrated comment

@ChronDoc024 Месяц назад

"So i'm the UTTP?" "And all the people who hate them."

@saviorodrigues7852 Месяц назад

Yess

@lifeiscats1337 13 дней назад

@@shahzarsshowshow4441ya know it’s very egotistical to say your own comment is underrated, me.

@anthonycolon4802 3 года назад

“I’m Karen?” “And the billions she fired”

@luigi-wy2wt 3 года назад

Always have been

@tauraszemaitis3473 3 года назад

You're Karen and also the manager :D

@anandsuralkar2947 3 года назад

Lol

@Sammy-Demon50 3 года назад

"And the ones who got revenge on her"

@UnframeofMind 3 года назад

Best comment here! 😂 😂 😂

@josuaerick9670 4 года назад

"So I'm the cute girl that I like?" "And her boyfriend"

@commieSlayer69 4 года назад

Yeah but they don't know that everyone is just u who is a time Traveller with memory loss issues.

@rxbbaz7444 4 года назад

Hello, me.

@Animator22538 4 года назад

Yep no need to be jealous it's just you 😂😂

@ReRiver_EasHar_NYC 4 года назад

And her brother and father. :D

@thipessoa 4 года назад

"So I'm the cute girl that I like?" "And her boyfriend" "Life is good here in Alabama"

@judasrex 2 месяца назад

I'm surprised that nobody's mentioned the famous Bill Hicks quote. That was the first thing that jumped into my head. "We are all one consciousness sharing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

@tombombadil1262 2 месяца назад

You must be a tool fan 👏

@harrytuttleheatingengineer7515 Месяц назад

Experiencing itself not sharing itself. That’s what bill said

@annikafanpage1745 Месяц назад

"We are all GOD only we are pretending we are not"-alan watts

@imaginaryuniverse632 23 дня назад

Y pluribus unum.

@serafinnunez3574 20 дней назад

Spiral out.

@shinex_bbx3663 2 месяца назад

we just blew our own mind

@jaxhoffalot2812 2 месяца назад

isn't that technically incest?

@lahiru1k Месяц назад

you are me.

@jrjimenezjoe9430 Месяц назад

and im you@@lahiru1k

@AbsoluteEgg Месяц назад

*i just blew my own mind

@oniii7867 28 дней назад

Yea I'm Kurt Cobain

@scottchegg2627 4 года назад

“So I’m the 9 dentists who recommended the toothpaste?” “And the one who did not”

@TheMothrfuckr 4 года назад

And you are the 9 cats who recommended whiskas

@DxvinderSingh1699 4 года назад

Ooooh shit

@AAA-yr5cz 4 года назад

yes and you are me just a puppy

@CowieThomas1997 4 года назад

😂

@AAA-yr5cz 4 года назад

@@CowieThomas1997 :P

@BearsThatCare 4 года назад

This makes me feel way better about liking my own comments.

@Chrispyy22 4 года назад

best comment lmaoooo

@7thwardlord59 4 года назад

Soo im you or you are me ?

@justincarnes1553 4 года назад

Technically every top comment is your own. Good one, me! Keep it up ❤️

@lightdark00 4 года назад

Only like your own comment after someone else liked it. Never be the first one.

@allan4738 4 года назад

Haha

@LorenzoDeLeon Месяц назад

I’m glad I imagined, wrote, produced and realized this movie for all of me. Thank me, I’m awesome.

@obokengm788 25 дней назад

Lol

@imaginaryuniverse632 23 дня назад

I thank you for thanking me. 👍

@Mayank_11111 14 дней назад

Lol hahahahaha

@davidpfromm8488 День назад

Thanks me

@gabri41200 2 месяца назад

If you hear Kurzgesagt voice when you die, you know everything is going to be fine.

@user-qm3nx3xn6o 26 дней назад

That’s nice to know

@averysm7571 4 года назад

*turns on Kurzgesagt for 2 hour long car ride* “You died in a car accident” *great start*

@mbeecher9921 4 года назад

jumps of cliff

@bronkingrn 4 года назад

oof

@starcluster2593 4 года назад

TRUCK ACIDDENT

@TheKonga88 4 года назад

Puts lollipop on nose. 🐹🐹👺🍭🍭🍭

@realandreyflude4706 4 года назад

Kunta Kinte yes

@kauyen5187 4 года назад

“i’m hitler?” “and the person who rejected him from art school”

@benmcg5230 4 года назад

Twice

@danielwhyatt3278 4 года назад

Hahahaha, niiice.😆😓

@TheEmeraldSword04 4 года назад

I hate you then. well I technically hate myself.

@ohardthen2470 4 года назад

Ben Mcg fucked up

@inraintears 4 года назад

Literally lmao xD

@noewantstosleep 2 месяца назад

Before even watching this video, I knew this feeling. I was traveling in Thailand in 2018 when I came across a group of fellow travelers in the Krabi province. We were from so many different countries, and had so many different backgrounds, and had so many different personalities... We looked different, were of different ages, and had different beliefs. But when we spent a night under the stars, around a fire, laughing with strangers... I looked at them and felt that I was looking at myself. I caught the eye of an older Dutch woman in the circle, and in silence knew that she was thinking the same... I felt connection, love, and understanding. There was no judgement, no shame, and absolutely no trace of animosity. The pinnacle of humanness. The craziest part? I was sober!

@DuneCat32 2 месяца назад

I spent some time in India. Was fortunate enough to be there for Diwali. Learned a lot. This short story brings me to tears each time I watch it. Every time I hurt someone, I hurt myself. Every time I am kind to someone, I am kind to myself. Words to live by.

@noewantstosleep 2 месяца назад

@@DuneCat32 Very much so... This sentiment often helps me to humanize those that society attempts to dehumanize (ie criminals, those who are houseless, addicts, people who suffer from mental disorders, immigrants, refugees etc)

@sohaibkgt5077 2 месяца назад

Hello, do you believe in this theory?

@noewantstosleep 2 месяца назад

@@DuneCat32 Certainly words to live by, and very powerful ones at that!

@noewantstosleep 2 месяца назад

@@sohaibkgt5077 I'd say that of all the explanations to our existence, this one feels like it's on the right track.... So, yes. Kinda. I don't disbelieve it :)

@ilikesoupalot4103 2 месяца назад

"Nowhere in particular, its just nice to talk while we walk" That sentence really resonates with me for some reason.

@kws767 2 месяца назад

Me too

@aicelsmash1168 5 минут назад

Because in reality there is nothing, the truth behind everything is that there is really nothing. Thats why it resonates with you, and the part of talking while walking speaks about life, there is nowhere to go and nothing to do just to experience the experience of life itself. But for some weird reason we humans need a higher purpose for our existance here, meanwhile we just came to be, whatever that "be" could be.

@mervan_canoglu1137 4 года назад

“So, I am the 99.9% bacteria that died?” “Yes, and the 0.1% that survived.”

@atomicbuttocks 4 года назад

I am the hut And the man who out pizza'd him

@cactiarecute6664 4 года назад

@@atomicbuttocks ajsklafalaao

@duckgoesquack4514 4 года назад

Grabs more more bleach. That cant do

@shirosora9586 4 года назад

Aight I'm 666th like

@cheesix-yt6768 4 года назад

*0.01%*

@dolphinmainkhalifa 3 года назад

-So I’m Adolf Hitler? -Yes and you’re also the guy that killed him

@micuhh 3 года назад

Wait hold on-

@dolphinmainkhalifa 3 года назад

@@micuhh did I stutter?

@micuhh 3 года назад

@@dolphinmainkhalifa Mm no move on move on

@youpena7375 3 года назад

@@dolphinmainkhalifa well no but

@iantakacs8771 3 года назад

Hmmm this a little sus

@JonathanWeidman 2 месяца назад

So thats why its called RU-vid. Its just me!

@iliaadamanthark8336 2 месяца назад

Mind blown

@ralepa 2 месяца назад

MeTube

@YZ_muffin-mm3rk Месяц назад

I'm you.

@nedsimpson Месяц назад

metube 😂

@nedsimpson Месяц назад

im me and you are you 😂

@jonatannilsson1563 3 месяца назад

I keep coming back to this video… I don't know why, kinda gives me comfort in believing this is real.

@sathishkpm5268 3 месяца назад

Nothing is real except this

@gracieluvsu16 2 месяца назад

i come back to it every few months, especially when i can’t sleep. i’m not sure what exactly is so comforting about it but i love it

@simacrulum 2 месяца назад

@@gracieluvsu16same. It’s 1.38am and I’m lying in bed watching

@AndreiDante 2 месяца назад

Share it with others, talk about it, create your opinion on it, and live by the principles from it. You'll learn a lot more about yourself in this process. I've seen this video like, 15 times since it first came out. Randomly appeared in my newsfeed, clicking it at 23:30 in the night, and just watched it again. It's a cool concept to live by.

@adv.vividhbhartilodhi365 2 месяца назад

I am the dinosaur

@ancelmoandrello4125 4 года назад

Someone: "So, do you have a religion?" Me: "Oh yeah. I'm an eggist."

@syamantakbharti3463 4 года назад

XD, i am an eggist for sure

@DudeMaster-sl3ff 4 года назад

Why, what, how, where, when, did, didn't I, you, us, everyone, no one, nothing, everything, will, was, now, are, aren't learning, feeling, know, hear, watch, experience, about this, that, video, film, tape, scroll, tale, story, prophecy, memory, information, ?, !, .

@Ryno97 4 года назад

You mean we are all the same eggist🤔

@redwoodeagle15 4 года назад

Uuuh, That's eggy!

@color4795 4 года назад

part of us are part of an eggist

@saintlaurent4902 4 года назад

Comment section is just filled with *Spidermans pointing at each other*

@jcvalen93 4 года назад

Carefully, I'm a hero.

@saintlaurent4902 4 года назад

Jonathan Valenzuela **we’re a hero*

@kyleauthinus7517 4 года назад

@@saintlaurent4902 OUR ANTHEM PLAYS

@SuscriptorJusticiero 4 года назад

@@saintlaurent4902 We are Groot.

@BijanIzadi 4 года назад

This was so unexpected when i came to the comment section and im so happy it is here

@StupidFugginTiddies 27 дней назад

This made me cry. Answered the dialogues i often have in my head on a daily basis. I hope my next egg is better than this one. Being me and being 25 sucks. I dont like where im at and im too lazy to do anything about it but complain. I hope my family knows how much i truly love them, love in its purest form. i love you mom, dad, spud, sister, dori, uncle johnny, uncle darryl, aunty michelle, aunty wanna, yiyi, uncle j, uncle sonny, transitioned uncle willie, grandma(s) and transitioned grandpa(s), my dear cousins, from all three sides of my family, i pray you all have a lifetime worth living, and i pray we all meet again soon. I pray I remember you all.

@DarkwingDuck1818 23 дня назад

We all love you too

@wd89601 16 дней назад

Hey man , I'm struggling to , you sound like a loving person so it doesn't really matter if your " lazy " it sounds like you've got what's most important about life right which is loving and caring for others. I hope your having a good day where ever you are :) you are not alone

@nudtanunwarnnissorn 6 дней назад

Hi me

@MrTwiggyyy 4 месяца назад

I love the idea that the being must be explaining this to their child between every life. The amount of patience and love is reflective of their own incarnation.

@MabboMabbo 3 месяца назад

How did they explain it when they were troglodytes? And when they were fishes coming out of the water? Not in an atheist-cringey way, but honestly curious.... this is pseudo-religion at best, fanfiction at most....

@MrTwiggyyy 3 месяца назад

@@MabboMabbo well if a being is omnipotent, there wouldn’t be boundaries to communication. Everything you’re describing are limits within our own reality. To think our reality is the same as “God’s” is foolish. If your argument is only pseudo religion, then all religions would be pseudo-religions except Hinduism. (Oldest known religion) Regardless, I’m a human as are you. Nobody knows. “All religions are right in their own way” I just like to subscribe to that.

@Brando-wc8fz 3 месяца назад

You are basically teaching yourself

@hectormunhoz5766 2 месяца назад

@@MabboMabbo "fanfiction" for what? Reality?? That's just called "fiction" lol

@daveevise 2 месяца назад

I feel like since the being has ascended to infinite knowledge, then happiness or love are just human made concepts in a way. And maybe it’s the best most comfortable way to be perceived in the eyes of a human who’s transitioning to its next life. I feel like whatever or wherever the being came from is above all human emotion or whatever and depending on what life the soul has just come out of, the being just mirrors a perfect Unique experience for each life that has been lived. Since when it died all it remembers is that one life until they go into the next. And since time doesn’t exist in its universe, each explanation is probably all happening at the same time in a way. That would be hard to understand or explain because our human brains see and feel time differently and simply can’t comprehend other dimensions exactly but yeah I hope that makes sense? Idk but I feel like whenever our soul is done cooking then we will be an exact copy or something of that nature to the being who is helping us grow. We will eventually ascend to have that amount of love and patience and power for the small pieces of the “child soul” we will grow too. And understand it in a whole other way.

@jamesdong8179 4 года назад

"So I'm Karen?" "and the manager she asked to speak to"

@boopsboops7692 4 года назад

...oh good lord I am a terrible person to myself on a secondly bases

@user-nq1ss7pj3l 4 года назад

Ah ah ah😂😂😂😅😅

@suspiciousWhiteLiquidJar 4 года назад

I am you and you are me.

@haidimran 4 года назад

Yes. So am I Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky at the very moment 🤣

@datboi7197 4 года назад

@@boopsboops7692 DAMN IT ME

@Benjimmathew 4 года назад

“So I’m the one who posted this video” “And the dumb comments below it yes”

@proftechno6115 4 года назад

@bowie6970 4 года назад

hi me

@dvirit 4 года назад

So technically I'm always playing with myself

@meidy7530 4 года назад

Yes

@genericscout4035 4 года назад

@ST-sc9su 3 месяца назад

Being an Hindu I can say this is what is written in our sacred books. That's why we need to be kinder to others as it's being kind to ourselves too. Beautiful video I loved every second of it. Applauses 👋🎉🎉❣️🫰🫰

@bluenotebook489 3 месяца назад

Jai shree ram bhai

@GauravSingh-pg4zd 3 месяца назад

This so relatable to what written in our holy scriptures

@-A-SaptarshiDeb 2 месяца назад

@whentheimposterissus8376 2 месяца назад

@@GauravSingh-pg4zdespecially Bhagvad Geeta🕉🙏🏻 and Upnishads.

@Araba-sevdalisi1 Месяц назад

Hindu diye bir din yoktur.

@levschwartz3442 2 месяца назад

There's something oddly comforting about this

@hexa.4500 Месяц назад

How ? If you believe this then it means you are gonna experience every kind of physical and emotional pain there is in the whole universe isnt it scary ?

@jasonbergman5781 Месяц назад

@@hexa.4500 There are more good memories than bad memories for the average person. To experience the total sum of every positive thing that a human has experienced is something that id be willing to feel a lot of pain for.

@IsaacBritton 25 дней назад

@hexa.4500 I've been through a lot of pain and torment in my life. Or you could say that you will experience a lot of pain and torment in my life. As future reincarnated you, I want to tell you that although I've found no meaning in my suffering, and I don't believe that inherently there is any, everything that I have persevered through has come with its own silver lining. To be able to see the good that has come from even the bad, has only been a matter of perspective as I have grown and continue learning. I am glad to have experienced the bad. The bad is what has given my good experiences their meaning ❤☯️

@teamfunneybois314 6 дней назад

@@VentuuraThe bible works in tandem with this if you pull back and look at the big picture.

@teamfunneybois314 6 дней назад

@@Ventuura then you haven’t pulled back far enough . Love the Bible and the egg ♥️ good luck on your journey brother or sister

@greyman8095 4 года назад

What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god told you: "This time around, you will be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD."

@Ethan_Simon 4 года назад

This needs more likes haha.

@berkleyga2578 4 года назад

underrated comment right here

@jagermantis 4 года назад

Help im dying 😄

@spooz432 4 года назад

LMAO-

@fonhaflango5503 4 года назад

LOL I was not expecting that XD

@thefloridaman1396 4 года назад

“Wow, a new video! This will be great!” “You were on your way home when you died.” “Ah, that’s different.”

@aightman9365 4 года назад

The European Wannabe 😂😂😂😂 fr

@adambrooks9121 4 года назад

Thats not different for Kurzegasagt :P

@yue2299 4 года назад

telling a fake story with the authoritative voice of kurzgesagt is the worst idea ever

@kingkseries17 4 года назад

Yue funny because it’s trending to be the most viewed video from this channel. “Me talking to myself”

@xurix8171 4 года назад

Cant beleive other me sent this before i did

@ncedwards1234 27 дней назад

This is why 0-sum games and short-term gains only screw you in the end. Even when you win, you still lose. The trick is to find a game where you can enjoy it without serious attachment to their competitive aspects, cause your opponent was on your team all along, and you've always been your worst enemy.

@Unused964 2 месяца назад

I showed this to my mom, she started crying.

@imvine Месяц назад

You showed it to yourself Or should I say myself

@alextrusk1713 Месяц назад

It hit home hard

@wuguxiandi9413 22 дня назад

Good work, you made yourself cry. Now go make a cup of tea for yourself and cheer yourself up by watching a movie with yourself, starring yourself.

@bakingsoda5409 4 года назад

Bully: “you’re weak” Me: “I’m you”

@BobaIsBees 4 года назад

Baking Soda BRUH

@nathanpace3090 4 года назад

Lieutenant Blockster Baking Soda Ahem. I think you mean BRUH WHAT THE F

@limitablesnow8979 4 года назад

Good one dude

@user-ru1nw6fq8j 4 года назад

Thug life 😎😎😎😎😎😎

@sneb3004 4 года назад

Bully Punches Himself.. Coz Himself is weaker than Bully.

@Travis7M7 4 года назад

So every murder is a suicide...

@biliminsrlar5752 4 года назад

So Hitler killed himself even if Soviets captured him.

@chefquantorino7823 4 года назад

Bilimin Sırları vay be türk 🇹🇷

@cluelessgamer4318 4 года назад

@@biliminsrlar5752 Hitler did kill himself when the Soviets got to berlin. He actually committed suicide.

@TheDavo10001 4 года назад

And every suicide is a murder

@Legion_of_Dragons 4 года назад

Yes

@ember842 Месяц назад

You don't understand how much comfort this theory brings me

@AECommonThread2137 Месяц назад

Yeah, until you imagine all the brutal acts that millions/billions/trillions of people committed upon each other. To imagine just a single life as bad as some disturbing stories is more than enough.

@Valsin 21 день назад

Not a theory tho

@ember842 17 дней назад

@@Ventuura Just because something comforts me and you don't agree with it doesn't mean you have to be an asshole

@ani-ma-tion5326 11 дней назад

@@VentuuraThis is very toxic. I’m a Christian but stop acting like your belief is only the correct way. It’s very rude.

@PicnicAtTheTesco 3 месяца назад

We are the universe, experiencing itself.

@iliaadamanthark8336 3 месяца назад

Yup, literally, Thus universe will experience every possibility of consciousness just like you are having right now

@gavinleague7767 3 года назад

“I was hitler?” “And the man who killed him.”

@techpriest2854 3 года назад

still Hitler since he killed himself

@Khinetik 3 года назад

Techpriest Yes. That is the joke.

@colinadams5419 3 года назад

@@techpriest2854 no way

@decommissionedunitnanotech2265 3 года назад

Technically its a *woman* I think I remember in the history channel that Hitler married someone (I think the ironic thing that she was an American. Idk) and when he was losing the war, he basically asked his wife to kill him.

@ryanbeck4947 3 года назад

Boo doom Crash!

@UglyApprentice 3 года назад

“So I’m John Cena?” “And all the people who couldn’t see him”

@oktrtr5722 3 года назад

lol

@memedavila 3 года назад

Jajajajajaja

@memedavila 3 года назад

Let's go Cena, Cena sucks....!!!!

@user-pc6xn6sl1l 3 года назад

Lmao again

@dynamicflashy 3 года назад

@@memedavila Don’t say that about yourself.

@EleStoppi 4 месяца назад

This video make me cries everytime i watch it... sometimes i feel like i'm stupid, cause every possible question is inside us, like the true answer but i think i'm wasting it I'm hugging myself like i want to hug we all.. it's hard...

@Ashtraygal 3 месяца назад

It's not hard, start by loving yourself hard enough to accept you're fallible and imperfect. Forgive yourself and extend grace to yourself like you would others. It's the hardest part. After that it all comes naturally. Fear disappears when you understand that the worse that can happen is death, and death means coming home to God, coming home to being one again. It makes you appreciate even the slightest moment on this earth, and every being in it ❤ so practice love for yourself first, and the rest will follow my friend

@yeskaitlyn8029 3 месяца назад

needed this@@Ashtraygal

@_Monkey_D._Luffy 2 месяца назад

Bro took loneliness to a whole other level💀💀💀

@xxfiredragonxx8104 2 месяца назад

No you did

@Fai_fayonRuydian Месяц назад

loneliness is a concept created by yourself myself Im Monkey D Luffy just like how you are and will open your eyes and see how the One Piece will never be see and found.

@user-xv5zc5of6x 17 дней назад

You mean you took it to a whole other level.

@_Monkey_D._Luffy 16 дней назад

@@user-xv5zc5of6x this also means I responded to myself

@zmform7372 3 года назад

“So I’m a Karen” “And the ones she annoyed”

@MossyComet 3 года назад

hi me

@A_combustible_lemon 3 года назад

Hello! I’m you

@its_aj251 3 года назад

Hi me

@clashofclansbasedefender164 3 года назад

Lol

@happyhdjdgxide6831 3 года назад

Hiya

@arthurunderwoodjr9403 3 года назад

“So I’m Rick Astley?” “And everyone he rick-rolled.”

@skyetingstrom8667 3 года назад

And I'm a porn star?

@saraxum9773 3 года назад

And everyone who masturbated to it

@DxvinderSingh1699 3 года назад

sayaadalahbudak “and everyone who said porn was bad”

@goldentime5426 3 года назад

And Im also Hitlerrrrrr

@desencanal2690 3 года назад

lost hard

@rucksoclown7696 4 месяца назад

The line “All religions are right in their own way” goes *hard*

@rajesharora2031 3 месяца назад

All rivers of the world are different and take different paths to reach the same Ocean. Same like that all religions, philosophies are different but reaches the same reality Brahman(God).

@jeanrodriguez6046 3 месяца назад

Jesus loves you. He died on the cross for our sins and rose on the third day so we can be forgiven of our sins, have a personal relationship with him, and have eternal life through faith in Him! God bless you Jesus says “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes to the Father except through Me”

@rucksoclown7696 3 месяца назад

@@jeanrodriguez6046 i believe Jesus died on the cross for our sins. I also believe that 2000 years ago it was a very smart thing to simplify the universe by saying the “only way to heaven is through Jesus.” We now know enough about the fundamentals of evolution to know that life could possibly exist on at least one other planet someplace. It is UNFAIR to those living beings to deny them access to heaven just cuz they havent heard about our Earth Jesus. Accepting Jesus into ur heart is an excellent way to aim for heaven, but to say its the *only* way in 2020+ is arrogant and thoughtless

@rucksoclown7696 3 месяца назад

@@jeanrodriguez6046 P.S. God is and God becomes. God works for our better, He wants us to improve. What is evolution? Evolution is things becoming more suited to their environment over time (i.e., ‘better’). Therefore Evolution is God as a verb! Evolution is our CHOICE between stagnation and devolution. God bless ✌️

@jeanrodriguez6046 3 месяца назад

@@rucksoclown7696 I agree that evolution is a continuous process, but the existence of aliens remains unproven both scientifically and in the Bible. Romans 1:20 states that God's invisible qualities are evident in creation. Different religions contradict each other; for example, Christianity asserts Jesus as the sole path to salvation (John 14:6), while Islam views him as a prophet. 1 John 2:22 highlights the importance of acknowledging Jesus as the Son of God for salvation. Humans, created in God's image, sinned and require redemption, unlike animals. Romans 3:23 emphasizes that all have sinned and fall short of God's glory. According to Christianity, Jesus died on the cross to cleanse believers of sin and offer eternal life through faith (John 3:16). Without Jesus, there is no salvation (Acts 4:12). God bless you, too. May God's grace and peace be with you always.

@subhashchandrateku2587 Месяц назад

It is like the core philosophy of Advaita condensed into a single video......Beautiful

@subhashchandrateku2587 Месяц назад

Who agrees?

@apexknight9356 3 года назад

The comment section is having an existential crisis.

@ineedaname4062 3 года назад

This video means I’m replying to myself, hi me!

@bosislermudurlugu8137 3 года назад

Ben Holroyd isnt this shit unreal ?

@apexknight9356 3 года назад

@@ineedaname4062 What am I saying high to me???

@minoreror9961 3 года назад

Ruth Cen Don’t be an asshole cuz your doing it to yourself.

@pedroian5964 3 года назад

@@bosislermudurlugu8137 how can you...i...eh...us...tell if it is or not?

@daivonbarone8493 4 года назад

Chef: how do you like your eggs? Me: Existential

@chrismain7472 4 года назад

You mean (puts on sunglasses) eggs-istential?

@Tato0s 4 года назад

😂Good one me, good one

@aguywithrandomconvictions5302 4 года назад

Cool stuff, me.

@calcaware 4 года назад

@@chrismain7472 Hah. I'm pretty funny sometimes.

@CeruleanAs 4 года назад

@user-dk2xk2qx7s 2 месяца назад

I watched this video back in 2022. It's been 2 years, and I've never stopped thinking about it. Not once. This video is really beautiful and I think it deserves a lot of praise. Amazing.

@mrnoobiefriend8366 3 месяца назад

this made me unfear of death THANK YOU!

@Intcapmaneuandsur 3 месяца назад

Me*

@jeremyahn906 3 года назад

"I'm Rick Astley?" "And everyone who has ever been Rickrolled."

@devanshchauhan471 3 года назад

Ooh

@elipothesarcosuchus8758 3 года назад

Underrated comment

@amazeangelogames3165 3 года назад

lol

@shaheen4663 3 года назад

Oof

@diegovecchietti7146 3 года назад

lmaoooo

@georgioskanderbeg 3 года назад

I can't believe I watched this 31 million times.

@larsfrommars 3 года назад

Just popping in to say hi to my fellow me's. Also, here's a weird thought experiment sort of thing; scroll through the youtube trending tab. The faces in the thumbnails are all you.

@H1storyRemembers 3 года назад

So I’m a shitty president. Edit: Now I’m a better president!

@notyouroperatingjohndoe1656 3 года назад

I'm welcome!

@benjaminwahl8059 3 года назад

@@H1storyRemembers yep!!

@trainer_rhiannon 3 года назад

@@H1storyRemembers My first thought too. 😬

@kirkshangout 3 месяца назад

Almost 3 1/2 years since this video has legitimately become my absolute favorite video on RU-vid. I'm sorry to all the other videos that have been made and will be made, but this will always be my favorite.

@bartklimsza740 2 месяца назад

You did it!

@puzzleheadedmoney5910 3 года назад

"Wait. I'm Kurzgesagt?" "And all the people who they've given an existential crisis"

@androidbuster 3 года назад

Yes

@SanaKhan-vi8kc 3 года назад

So I’m you and you’re me and we’re both keanu reaves

@bishovlogs7586 3 года назад

@@SanaKhan-vi8kc and I m u too

@Dabiggestmobster 3 года назад

And im a twitter bitch too?

@Dolphin_Wooo 3 года назад

hi me

@chocolateemint 4 года назад

*Must be tiring having to explain that to me every time I die.*

@EmanuelCampos 4 года назад

I can expend the day answer all the Whys my kid (my younger version of me) asked me. I think when we are a father, is good to see the answers starting to form in our offsprings...

@SaiTheForgotten 4 года назад

Time doesnt exist for God (or that one anyway). Probably for him its as easy as breathing

@dogedude3859 4 года назад

Not really the gap between birth and death is pretty big

@thriller7722 4 года назад

@@SaiTheForgotten I find it kinda disturbing raising my child to frick with himself

@Jobe-13 4 года назад

Chocolate Mint Well, God exists outside of time and space and doesn’t experience exhaustion nor does He have a need to sustain Himself. So I don’t think He’d be tired.

@ashamansedai 2 месяца назад

The fascinating thing is that these beings get their individuality from how their worlds developed, and them having individuality means there is a possibility of arguing for a double egg theory in which once these beings hatch from their egg they create a new egg where the world develops differently so they can understand how exactly the general trend of the world has influenced their personality. Alternatively, there is only one being in the universe and any individual is just that same being in different stages of their development since time doesn't appear to be linear for them. The parent that appears in the short is simply a hatched iteration of the individual that will eventually fuse together with the rest, endlessly widening it's perspective.

@WilliamAfton-qu7ub Месяц назад

6:56 "Wow, you mean... I'm a god?" "No, not yet, you're a fetus" Lol XD

@Lloyd_lyle 3 года назад

“So I’m Mark Zuckerberg?” “No idk what the heck he is”

@killabomb3186 3 года назад

Mark showed up one day and transformed into a human

@meganpinnington3166 3 года назад

He is the only lizard I don’t like

@captainsquare6735 3 года назад

@@killabomb3186 yup he just was a ball of slime then he became human

@nataliewees3993 3 года назад

ahahahakajajwjw

@howie3750 3 года назад

So I’m mark zuckerburg? No, but your the many who helped to invent him

@Yohanan552 4 года назад

"so I'm the hundredth person to use this joke?" "and the the thousands of people who are tired of seeing it"

@Neutrovertido 4 года назад

You're also the one who's reading this, and also the ones that won't!

@masonnichols9452 4 года назад

randel hanson am I the only one that thinks of this like the part of infinity war where thanos gets the soul stone and wakes up in a shallow water

@manymany1501 4 года назад

And we are me

@manymany1501 4 года назад

Maybe

@xyr_bon 4 года назад

Y también el wey que te dio dislike en español

@djangospadola1703 2 месяца назад

"So I'm the nine dentists who like the toothpaste?" "and the one who didn't"

@starfrierose6156 2 месяца назад

This story is filled with so much love.

@empblast2062 4 года назад

Nobody: God: your marriage is falling apart

@demoman90 4 года назад

EMP BLAST Nobody: God: You’re a former gang member giving a 15 year old gangster wannabe a reality check

@dan-gheorghe2277 4 года назад

@@demoman90 he was basically married to himself tho, that's pretty gay.

@PekaCheeki 4 года назад

Your marriage is falling apart *AND IT'S ALL ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT* *ALSO YOU'RE MARRIED TO YOURSELF* -you're also god- *YOU'RE ALSO THE ONE WHO KILLED YOU*

@roaringthunder115 4 года назад

@yinyang1217 4 года назад

Me: wha-

@murkish8268 2 года назад

"I'm the spiderman pointing at himself?" "and the spiderman pointing back"

@icecoldben1656 2 года назад

Yo wassup past me or the future me

@murkish8268 2 года назад

@@icecoldben1656 hey me

@fish8545 2 года назад

Greetings and salutations other me(s)

@pixelartkid7965 2 года назад

Hi, me!

@PichuElric 2 года назад

PERFECT COMMENT

@Kirbychanbi Месяц назад

This video always makes me cry I don’t know why

@hey.389 Месяц назад

Probably because it's sad knowing you are the only being here and that no one else on this planet is real but you.

@wd89601 16 дней назад

@@hey.389are you a solipsist ? I was at one point but I'm not anymore

@hey.389 16 дней назад

@@wd89601 I don't want to be it feels lonely thinking you are the only one alive. But when I follow the facts they keep on pointing to that sadly. 😔

@wd89601 16 дней назад

@@hey.389 I dont know if what worked for me will work for you , but I had a conversation with my friend where I told him I thought I was the only person in existence and he kept saying no to me , which made me realise , if I was the only person in existence and he was just a figament of my imagination why would he not agree with me and do everything I say. So I will do the same thing he did for me and say I am just as real as you , and I mean that 100% honestly , and you will have to work out why I ( a separate being ) would say that if that's not what you believe. I'm not trying to take away from you struggle , but why would beings do things that upset you if they wherent you :)

@jeewanthigamage6781 Месяц назад

One of the best videos I have come across so far. Thank you for creating this masterpiece. Whenever I feel lost, I come here and watch this clip over and over again. Thank you again. Thank you for comforting me. Thank you for giving me the strength to live.

@radianzero 4 года назад

Me: *Wants a video about eggs* Kurzgesagt: "You died."

@cezaryjanicki9708 4 года назад

Dark souls stuff right there

@Arrjey007119 4 года назад

time to push "retry"

@houseofzubias9443 4 года назад

Me thinks that there will be respawn button like minecraft

@squasherdown 4 года назад

*_Dark Souls has joined the chat room_*

@johnather 4 года назад

Does that mean that every incarnation of you that has a favorite video game will get a special respawn screen when you die XD

@RafelJaggai 4 года назад

Brings a whole new meaning to, "Why are you hitting yourself?"

@kaiswift6102 4 года назад

U n d e r r a t e d, wait why am I talking to myself.

@ghoststrive2335 4 года назад

"Go fuck yourself" is another haha remember great minds think alike

@Blackspidy619 4 года назад

Why am I making RU-vid videos that make me cry?

@Toven_WaveWatcherFi 4 года назад

Whole new meaning to "go fuck yourself" too

@ChideraStephen 4 года назад

Rafel Jaggai 😂

@shadowkai1880 Месяц назад

This might be my favorite video from Kurzgesagt. I can't believe it has been 4 years... I will soon go to college, and the first time I saw this video I wasn't even in high school. Time passes by fast, but we all have to do our best in life so we don't regret it. My grandpa told me something before he died, "Live your life to the fullest, take all the opportunities you encounter because you might not see them again. And, most importantly, live a life you'll never forget." This struck me to my core and made me realize life has downs and ups. Stop complaining about your problems, and take action.

@AnUncreativeLilWeirdo 22 дня назад

**pregnant man emoji sounds**

@shadowkai1880 22 дня назад

@@AnUncreativeLilWeirdo Bro 💀😭

@DuongHongQuan-jx3dg Месяц назад

I don't know why, but I cried for this episode. It is so touching. Thank you @kurzgesagt

@jenniferturnage2490 4 года назад

If I die and hear the kurzgesagt intro playing I'm gonna scream

@lucaesposito6896 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@COWP 4 года назад

Corey Steinmetz dont read my name

@botan2475 4 года назад

Hahah

@capacraft2735 4 года назад

Dun dun dun

@jeremy1739 4 года назад

Hello there, my other reincarnations.

@pawsteps6053 4 года назад

"So I'm a murderer?" "And all the people you killed"

@zahidamujeeb7677 4 года назад

Super confusing i know

@Maldanil 4 года назад

@@zahidamujeeb7677 I think this guy meant suicide

@yesandyes9168 4 года назад

Mr Mistery honestly I hope this is true,rather than just dying and nothing for eternity

@nocookies5279 4 года назад

@Mr Mistery what if you are just having a psychosis? I believe people who take acid and come back like this most likely suffer from a psychosis in my opinion. Ive taken acid and have friend who tookm acid(not for partying) and they didnt come out like this. some did

@canadianbird1185 4 года назад

But why must we become God? If there is already a God, then it would be a piece of cake for God to produce a perfect God easily. So why are we to suffer living trillion times near endlessly to become god? The Egg seems like the most sadistic torture in the entire universe.

@EllieCharmie 4 месяца назад

thank you Kurzgesagt team for this, even if it is just a story its oddly comforting, i come back here whenever im down just to feel a little better, well oddly your whole channel does that for me even if it may make me feel pointless it also make me feel limitless. Kurzgesagt has really been a help for me and i aspire to be like all of you on the kurzgesagt team and help show people the beauty of reality

@rsscrsvn26 2 месяца назад

From all this time that I've been watching youtube, this video was something else. It somehow impacted me but I don't know how exactly or in what way. One of the greatest youtube video, in my opinion.

@irondominator 4 года назад

*Myself in the truck* : I'm about to end my whole career

@darianwood2159 4 года назад

Wavaye bout to isekia this man

@soulkiller256 4 года назад

I literally lol

@samuelleite4935 4 года назад

God, who would've thought this overused joke could actually still be funny lol

@OliOAKASquekyboy 4 года назад

quick me dont like it its at 69 edit: nvm

@AdriftInTheRift 4 года назад

Literally me

@__jay__ 4 года назад

Kurzgesagt:You were in a car accident. You died. Me: ah shit, here we go again.

@crab4_ 4 года назад

2 L I V E S L E F T

@bbuggediffy 4 года назад

I know hahahaha

@potatocat8384 4 года назад

Lol

@mrbuttocks6772 4 года назад

So Trunk-kun strikes again ;)

@Kenthrex 4 года назад

Literally every Isekai anime ever

@josilhus 2 месяца назад

Breathtaking. Thanks to share this Kurzgesagt. I just hope RU-vid keep this content for a good time. Most of your videos I intend to show to my kids once they are mature enough to understand

@batuhanatlgan8854 2 месяца назад

why the fuck did i cry to this

@kpopvenus 2 месяца назад

same I think it’s because this theory feels very lonely

@wd89601 16 дней назад

I cry to it too :) it's not a bad thing j means your human and care

@localcouchpotato7510 4 года назад

"so, im karen?" "and all the managers shes spoken to"

@JM-dw5fu 4 года назад

Wowwww lmfaoooo

@waitwha-7668 4 года назад

and all of the employees that were fired because of her

@erickorduno3569 4 года назад

10/10 comment

@steveaustin6608 4 года назад

Lmao yes

@UltimateEntity 4 года назад

Who Is SHE?

@abinashsaikia1728 3 года назад

Iam tired of writing all the comments by myself.

@ifrlhfodpyf3254 3 года назад

All homans will eventually die someday

@maxceballos1644 3 года назад

I see what you did thwre

@thientruong6712 3 года назад

And why i even writed this stupid thing

@OldBloxycube 3 года назад

hello christian poethke

@the.g00d.knight 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@noaloha69 2 месяца назад

This is one of the greatest pieces of art I've ever seen. I absolutely love this and I've shown it to all my friends, it is peaceful and awe inspiring and makes me feel alive.

@Rocklahaulle Месяц назад

I remember initially rejecting this. It made me so uncomfortable. It challenged so much of my identity. Now, I really like this video.

@dragondrawings3144 3 года назад

"Wait it's all me?" *Cocks Gun* "Always has been"

@muutukkapiirakka9478 3 года назад

So your killing yourself with a gun you made but actually your me and I'm you, I'm freaking confused haha

@IrrationalMango 3 года назад

God dang it, I was gonna comment that, but ya beat me to it.

@psychosis1767 3 года назад

Hey I said this!

@darrylbanks7004 3 года назад

@@IrrationalMango no you beat yourself to it

@rileyqueenan7388 3 года назад

#1 Degenerate 👁0👁

@crusadeuswolf 3 года назад

"Im the screaming toxic kid on Fortnite" "and the everyone who trolled you"

@thunderee6780 3 года назад

oml xD

@vincentguevarra9918 3 года назад

But aren’t you also trolling yourself?

@notplatypustheperry9179 3 года назад

@@vincentguevarra9918 that's what he said

@thescientist739 3 месяца назад

i almost cried the amount we hate ourselves im agnostic but this still is deep in some way

@mergeconflict7853 Месяц назад

This is surpringly calming me.

@willowyang6437 4 года назад

(Me: thought it was about chicken) Kurzgesagt: "you were on your way home when you died...."

@victorbaltus4790 4 года назад

柳子賢 i was like uhh wrong video?!

@henrycameron8248 4 года назад

Well THAT escalated quickly!

@abdullahalhumsi319 4 года назад

柳子賢 same thing

@Eveeh123 4 года назад

I was like “wait what?”

@user-DongJ 4 года назад

So eating a chicken & broccoli is also eating yourself? What about the trillions of cells & bacteria? We fighting & winning & losing ourselves? Myself = Ourselves?

@Andre-uu5xv 4 года назад

God: "It's just nice to walk while we talk" Also God: *Floats*

@whoamiagain7070 4 года назад

Sans from Earthbound nice comment me

@Mina-ts2du 4 года назад

@@whoamiagain7070 pretty bad reply me

@whoamiagain7070 4 года назад

Mina i kinda agree me

@Mina-ts2du 4 года назад

@@whoamiagain7070 cool

@whoamiagain7070 4 года назад

Mina cool

@YodelingKid4943 3 месяца назад

This actually helped me out a ton! It helped me to realize how much of an effect everyone’s actions have on everyone. As well as emphasizing the golden rule a little bit

@milky287 Месяц назад

I honestly love this channel so much I can't say it in words

@ApsterNapster 4 года назад

"Why would you like to report this video?' "Because I'm in this and I don't like it"

@AlexVanguard 4 года назад

You will hate yourself someday if thats the case

@imark70 4 года назад

@@AlexVanguard I hate myself for making this silly story and passing it off to people looking to illuminate ignorance. Sometimes I shit the bed and people still applaud.

@Dolfo89 4 года назад

LMAOO.. same

@hawkinsgames5773 4 года назад

@Amin what?

@user-jd9ok1cx9f 4 года назад

@ApsterNapster because r/iam15andthisisdeep

@max4thninga 4 года назад

“You can make a religion out of this” -Bill wurtz

@GodLeftAllOfUs 4 года назад

It wouldn't work - like all the rest of them didn't -, since our egocentric behaviour wouldn't allow it be organized

@xenosyntesiss2405 4 года назад

No, Don't

@CyberSamuraii 4 года назад

Yes it's called integral theory created by Ken Wilber. Check it out it might change your life.

@ericsilver9401 4 года назад

@@GodLeftAllOfUs thanks for taking the comment seriously

@Lolkek-fp4qy 4 года назад

That's what some pagans believe. Like we are all one man.

@esencelik3190 2 дня назад

It is terrifyingly beautiful that I've actually had this conversation without dying. And got the same exact answers 2 years before I've stumbled upon this video. Can't describe the feeling everytime I watch this.

@bakriproductions8293 4 месяца назад

I totally believe this idea it gives me a sense of peace with all this anxiety

@ThatGuyRNA 3 месяца назад

Same

@user-fs8sz9yg8m 2 месяца назад

What? I don't understand everyone admires this video, but after this video I almost went crazy, I started having insomnia, panic attacks, I was scared that I was alone and I wanted to commit suicide and I still think about it and I get scared and I have suicidal thoughts.

@thegreenman2729 4 года назад

Just remember when you get rob you’ve actually made an investment

@juliM2534 4 года назад

hahahaha...I was reading all the solemnity...and then this!...I cracked! I enjoy acid smart so much!

@anastasiag7584 4 года назад

But at the same time... you rob yourself.

@thegreenman2729 4 года назад

ghostgirl true but that version of your self didn’t have what he have before he rob you

@soyersawce3726 4 года назад

*mandatory investment

@parthpatel6259 3 года назад

StOnkS or WeLtH

@beer4111 Год назад

This gives a new meaning to “You are not the clown, you are the entire circus”

@aram8832 Год назад

Maza aaya

@ernestkhalimov9368 Год назад

...Maza aaya

@rotsen3123 Год назад

so the bible depiction of god like in this story. we are created in the image of god and we are childrens of god, or you only the only son of god. fascinating.