Every parent at Disney 

Bluequeenzie 101 same lmao

But that is SO true...you literally need $250 JUST to buy food AND merchandise! ...and don't act like you want to go to Universal Studios the next day, it was $189 dollars to get in about 5 years back, no telling how much it is NOW.

@Kaya Beautymantra what did you pick?

goofy shape chicken nuggets do sounds dop tho

TheColorOfCaramel Universal merch is even more expensive than Disney, and a water bottle was $8 the last time I was there.

I was looking for this comment

how awkward 😭

I don't think anyone would be paying attention, since it's complete chaos with way too much going on.

They be like: o.0

it be like ... it's disney, use your imagination

@@jamesluis1767 my man... this is publicly viewable, everyone can see you

@@jamesluis1767 ..Tf-

It's soooo true!

“Cleanest Theme Park In The World.”

I made the mistake of going to Six Flags the day after going to Disneyland. Whatever Disney charges for admission is absolutely worth it. I'll never pay the $39 to get into Six Flags again.

I laughed too! 🤣🤣

Six flags where I live is in the worst part of town. I would never go there much less bring children.

That's where I go as soon as I get something to drink!!!

@Toori Baba disgusting

Jose Avendano Disgustingly awesome play of words is what you meant to say my good sir

Toori Baba 😹

@Toori Baba lmfao

My mom when we go to a water park😂😂

so true

Thanos' wife Akima yeah I went on a. Ride at night it’s better getting wet early I got soaked as the park closed so I went like that in the car and when I got to the hotel I was still soaked

@@spongebob4926 yeah, I think I get it now, my mom would say it's too early to get wet and I think it's because we were little kids and she didn't want us whining the whole time if we go wet before the whole park because there's bound to be other rides that would get us wet

Thanos' wife Akima but we can get fried easily walking around and all the wind on rides

My guy is making himself seem crazy for content. Indeed, props.

Lol

So millions of people on RU-vid can laugh 😉

Lmao I just thought of that 😂😂😂

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@@GS_PlayzFN hello

1,000th like

My favourite line xD

💀🤚🏽

I don’t get it...

@@shototodoroki3292, ask Deku)

You didn't ask anyone with a kid on a leash,"Is he a pound rescue?"

Don’t laugh, but I used a leash too, and I’m glad I did. I was a single parent back then, with two kids, and one of them would constantly run off. I wasn’t going to take a chance with 50,000 people.

@@wotan10950 I did the same thing.

My parents one time when we were visiting our grandparents in Florida: we’re going to Disney World! Me and brother: yaaay Dad: no, WE are. Ya’ll have a nice day with Meme and Pepe (grandparents nick names) 🤣 I was so angry. Now as a 31 year old I do not blame them one damn bit for going once without us lol.

@@doughesson Be thankful any child is on a leash. I was a "bolter" and my parents put me on a leash, our of sheer frustration. Years later, in 1st grade, the discovery was made that I was legally blind. That could have been unfortunate for any driver. * splat * (Unfortunate for me too.)

Dead Cøunt he was soooo cute 😫😫

*Tigger

I love your profile pic

Dead Cøunt this made me fall off my bed lmao 😂

ABSOLUTELY YES I LOVE TIGGER 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Xatrix plays XD

You’re literally thanking people for finding the joke from the video funny...

Jimmy Lander that’s absolutely correct 👏

u now have 1.7K UwU

Bruh, why spoiling a comm?

That doesn’t make any sense

haha

omensoffate it does.

Just read it when he said it

@@omensoffate It means the line never ends.

Lol I love the profile name and pic

Paris Underground un a nutshell

hollywood studios map is the most cancerous thing on the planet

epic gamer have you ever been to any six flags?

there’s only ONE DIRECTION *1D* sorry

He's not wrong. I went to Disney with my cousins, who were homeschooled as children;the Hall of Presidents and Tomorrowland was what they wanted to do. I never knew these "rides" existed until that day.😁

@Railfan 765 Ya I had PB&J's on bad days and on good days she would buy us Lunchables, my favorite being the vanilla cookies. That shit was the best.

For me it would be a bag of chips and sandwiches with water

@Railfan 765 what does pb&j even taste like lol is it bad?

@@samuelun4297 same 😑

We packed tuna sandwiches in a cooler bag with frozen water bottles back in 2003 when my mom took my sister and me.

Next level of "we have food at home" meme

Story of my life, if possible my parents would try their best to bring lunch boxes even in airplanes

I hear Disneyland food is hella expensive.

@glens Yeah it is, but it’s worth it. I only know this because my grandma actually loves me and got me a pretzel

Costco ham

lol he sounds like every annoyed southern parent

He sounds like Todd Chrisley. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the comment I was looking for LMAO

I feel so sorry for the guy in the costume 😂

I freaking loved this part xD

@@lukeprescott8471 He's SO CUTE!! the Tigger guy!

That was the best bit

•Murray• •HeleneJ• 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙥

🤣😂🤣 Didn't catch this one. I must have missed a lot because of the accent.

•Murray• •HeleneJ• lmao😂😂

And let the tears roll.😢😆

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I would’ve chosen the ears 😂😂😂😂

Choose the ears you will get more bang for you buck than a $100,000 liberal arts degree

@@STMARTIN009 when you bring politics into literally anything.

@@tworpish how is that politics if it's a college degree lol

@@macias7125 Eff that I got some (actually well-made) knock-off ears for 12 bucks at a convenience store near my hotel. And you can get last years ears at a Disney outlet for 8 bucks.

That one killed me

You have all these wonderful hopes and dreams of riding awesome rides, but once you finally get on them you’re too busy just enjoying that fact that this is the first time you have sat down in 4 hours.

Magnifurcent person I’m dying

SAME 🙌

“Your mom.”

As a theme park parent, I vow to use this quote from here on.

Damn I got to that part at the same time I was reading this

@@evatenberge5229 Lol funny!

My dad is an adrenaline junkie. Thankfully, one of my bros also likes the crazy rides, so they buddy up. My queasy mother sticks with the queazy brother, and my normal bro and I go on the normal rides. It's as if God divied us into a natural buddy system.

And me

I nose exhaled so much at this one 😆

How did I not notice that pun? 🤦‍♂️

That’s bars man 🔥🔥

comment police imagine thinking you’re qualified enough to keep an eye on people’s comments and calling yourself "police" 🤡

comment police ight bro imma keep peace, it wasn’t a paragraph tho, take care and have a good day 🙌🙌

ARMYYYY but that's so true😂

Something my dad would say haha

💜✨ARMY✨💜

Bangtan baby SAME AHA

army💜

I’m gonna reply this was funny cause the ACCURACY

^:

Bruh, that's what my mom would absolutely say🤣

@@ohodoke6977 ?

@@Bugsfuckingbunny :^

Lol, NOT! 😂🤣😂 Most stressed out place on earth in my experience!

Her name is Princess Aurora, but yeah, that does sound crazy.

It hit way too hard😂😂

After spending $1000 on admission for his family, what's another $320 for lunch? Some people are soooo cheap!

Ayyy LP logo my man

All I got growing up was syrup sandwiches.

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I'm almost having breathing problems laughing at that 😂

@Railfan 765 good all good 😂

hahahaha

I read this as it was being said ahaha

@@alyssagrace5092 same😂😂😂

I think Disney could slash their prices in HALF & STILL turn over a profit.

Rest in peace 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 1 like = 1 prayer

hina kobayashi I died on the inside. But nothing happened

Are those ears really that expensive in the us ?

Emilie Ozwin yeah they actually are lol you can go to a Walmart and get them for 5 dollars

@@CheeseBaller948 nice to know. We were at Disneyland Paris, where you pay in Euro but I think that would have been around 10 $

I actually read this when he said it 😂

breanna schaefer Haha!😂

That line is my favorite! Lol!!

Izzy B the country accent makes these lines 10 times funnier.

Duds ain't gonna get his wife back from that ripped beast of a man😂

amanita333 at disney?

amanita333 what?? So adults can’t enjoy Disney?

It bet they wouldn't notice this , its already chaos out there.

😂

Psycho

Used to work there.....I feel personally attacked.

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@@SnozBerryQueen currently work there, I don't 😂

For real though. It's so dirty and grimy there compared to Disney parks. And I feel for those who work at Six Flags parks. I saw a worker guy once have a mental breakdown and angrily kick his garbage collector over, yell in despair, and then sadly pick it back up and continue working. I wanted to hug him.

Six flags is terrible. I use to work there. Now i get ptsd whenever i pass by the park on my way to Walmart

I saw a little dude crying for his parents at Disney. Little, not so little anymore dude out there, hope ure ok.

I got lost at two in Disney World. Pooh led me back to my frantic mother. I, at the time, thought it was hilarious.

I have always wondered about and judged mothers who lose their kids in theme parks. They have failed motherhood

Rosean Henson Well, you must not have a lot of friends if that’s how you treat people lol... This happens to basically everyone. You’d be very, very lucky to say you’ve never had your child wander off before.

SoCalNerd28 Yeah, I was off in my own little world. I also hated strangers though so it’s not like just anybody would be able to snatch me without a fight. If one of the millions of workers there saw someone dragging a little screaming and crying kid, I’m sure they would question it. 👌🏼

Nobody needs to work at Disney land to know this is true all u need is a dad

Hm, Is it fun working in disney or nah? I'm getting genuinely curious about it😂

Deku is a broccoli it’s alright. it’s more strict than most places in terms of like dress code and stuff, but i get into the park for free so it’s fine 😂

Laura Carter thank you and ur coworkers for doing the most to make kids happy 🙏🏾🙏🏾

What do you do at Disney?

Alli Hicks - because most people call both parks Disneyland. Yes I know there is a difference but when speaking about Disney parks people just say Disneyland California or Florida. So I just say Disneyland. Also, it really doesn’t matter which location your at. These things happen in either park.

@@Ourstoryathogwarts I know there's Disney world and disney land but I've never been to either and then there's something in Idaho I think? ughhg idk

Alli Hicks because there’s only one Disney World and tons of Disney lands smh

Alli Hicks - at the beginning, he just says “The happiness Place on Earth”. That’s what Walt called Disneyland. But both parks are known as the Magic Kingdom.

Alli Hicks you must be fun at parties!

How you doing gorgeous, I'm sorry for infringing on your nice comment and beautiful profile. do you mind friendship?

Right!

what accent is it ? (I don’t live in the states)

Pia TWD extra Southern😂

@@piadylan1207 Not just southern either. There are different southern accents. Deep South accents will sound different then regular south. They are different then Texas accents too.

Garlic Girl exactly. Like the fact that not everyone in arkansas sounds like that.

Omg yes

I have never been to six flags

Brooke Karp dirtiest park ever

@@brookekarp4181 For the past 2 decades or so six flags has been on the edge of failure at most of their parks. Their plan has been to invest all of their money in the latest extreme rides and market themselves as the thrill seeker's theme park. This has been at the cost of almost everything else, so most of their parks are dirty and old but people still come for the rides.

Razzy1312 it’s the closest amusement park to me! So I will resort to six flags 😂

Yeah it feels like a video from 2015.

@@DevinMillarDM That's the real world I suppose.. just rarer and rarer to see it here

@@CyanicCore It gives me the cringey staged social experiment vibes.

It's true 😂

Lmao yes

Me: *hears that* Me: *literally chokes on air* Also me: *not French at all*

🖐👋i surrender

Leaking dough

i mean- i honestly really like tomorrow land lmao

That is literally the stuff my mom would say when I was little

1:40 lol I was at that part

I really feel like killing people when I read it, idk why

@@sugarrushnascarman1886 when you read what?

Lmao

Sure, send kids on their own and you'll never see them again

The funny thing is he looked towards the ride when he said but he was in the Magic Kingdom. Toy Story is in a different park- The Studios.

beyond*

ruby boo “beond”

@@u1s3e4r it's beyond

Silentey Identity V ur dumb af. i was making fun of him. no shii its beyond.

Brilliant!

You mean taking PETER, right? Tony: Now you stay close to me at all times. Peter: Yes, Sir, Mr. Stark! Peter: (Wanders off for a sec) Tony: Peter? Peter! PETER! Peter: (Surrounded by children climbing on him because "SPIDERMAN!") MR. STARK HELP I JUST WANTED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! One came up asking for pictures and then they MULTIPLIED! Children: (Turn and see Tony) IRON MAN! And Tony and Peter never went to Disneyland again...

@@healerofthewaters6508 what about Morgan, Nebula, Harley, Vision (and Peter, you have him). In ff those arw his 5 children...

Florentine Nice nebula? 😂 tony's child😂 damn what did I miss?

*dont*

pettyvibesx roblox Walt Disney made sure that you were always at least 30 steps from the trashcan in his parks

@@gerstein03 how is it possible that Walt Disney predicted that I would be at least 30 steps from everyone

Explain this joke please 🙏

@@maxpower4504 Six flags is dirty af

I'm planning to go to the Great Adventure soon. Is it any good? Keep in mind that I will most likely NOT go on any of the thrill rides.

Me😂

Fr☠

ASMR Reyes the video where he is by himself?

@@leandros_ab he's talking to no one.

ASMR Reyes who the **** cares if he is

toxictombo65 he’s not by himself..

He doesn't seem to realise it.

Honestly adults get more enjoyment out of it than kids that can't even count past 100

Yes! I went to Disneyworld once when I was 4... I hardly remember anything from it

I went when I was three and loved it, so to each their own I guess.

@@glowbug4603 yeah, do memory tests on the kid and see if they have long term memory, if yes, bring them. if no, babysitter time

I was 6 when I went n I still remember.

Honestly same

First eaters of mcdonald and the most killed ppl by gun's country is my impression of America ^v^

Zama -L over the past few years that’s sadly correct 😢

@@camille517 lmao those are the best burns you can come up with for America? I can do better than that and I was fucking born here!

@@kearstin1988 my purpose was to show this comment is kinda nosense and do not represent a country by sacarsm bu not to be mean :(

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻

I see your comments everywhere

aCTuAlLy NaPOleoN wOn mOre waR tHeN TheY LoSt iN wW2!!11!!!1!

@@acapraichu4879 So... Napoleon won a buncha World Wars...is what you're saying.

@@LA_HA i mean.. Napoleon war mostly in Europe and let's be honest.. World War is actually another Europe war

@@Cerita__Dunia Well... except the war zones that didn't take place in Europe, yeah. Hence, the World part of World War. haha. But, I see your general point.

Well ACTUALLY *ahem* this is Disney WORLD. Not Disney LAND. You seem to be rather *annoying pause* “slow” (And now imagine I said all of that as a super richEuropean guy from 1456)

We have an even split of basics and intellectuals

@@jakeryndak5284 Slow people can't take criticism, you forgot that one

Umm what’s the difference from Disneyworld and Disneyland

@@LosHitman The Walt Disneyworld Orlando Resort is its own small city district located in Orlando, Florida. All of the other Disney themeparks are called either Disneyland, located in Anaheim, California, or Disneyland Location-name-here for those outside the US.

Worth it

Probably he made parents question their life choices. 🤣

@@gracey.loux. reading this commit seriously gave me suicidal thought

I'm surprised I didn't see more people staring him.

Bro are you an imsa fan too

Crazy

Allison Lucas too bad they can’t hear him 🤑

Nah if he's in Disney world he's not in top 100 weirdest people in the parks that day trust me

Allison Lucas I’m guessing that they would look like your profile picture

Its 2019. Everyone in America has a phone, and makes, or knows what a video in RU-vid. If someone is talking, and has a phone, or camera they know they are making a video.

SimpleMan.45 exactly but I think twas a joke

My grandfather in a nutshell

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

Actually 2 world wars.... and the French-German war .....and the French-Russian war before that.... I could go on....

@@YZER19 That's interesting. I didn't know they lost so many wars.

Rose Volanti France won WWI ...

Me: I am OVERWHELMED AF RN 😂😂😂

LMAO!! YES!!!

Right when he said that I saw your comment LOL

Tigger probably wanted a hug.

Same tho-🤣🤣🤣

He would get a big hug from me 💖💖💖 I love Tiger 🐯

Tigger is so adorable tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's how Rabbit be to Tigger.

Same here