EVERY South Park SONG RANKED from WORST to BEST 

Damn it, I forgot "Something Kewl" from the Streaming Wars. It'd probably be high B tier for the record. Also, Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo at 41:31 was muted due to copyright, so that’s why it seems messed up. Also also, before anyone says it, California Love wasn’t included bc it’s more of a cover than anything else. Also also also, go get a poster and use code BLOOMS for a sick discount displate.com/blooms/?art=64e2712144dd7

"I tried to call the police, but even the authorities are minorities at my water park" is one of the hardest lines in the show

Trey has no business being fluent in Japanese, funny as hell and a musical genius, that man has it all

People forget the movie was literally their last hurrah as the show was getting cancelled so they went all in which is why the music init is phenomenal it’s genuinely one of the best musicals around as the songs are top notch

I find it intersting how Chocolate Salty Balls is still played on the Dutch radio stations when we have a top 500 of wrong hour and/or the 90's. It's the only South Park song that is heared by millions each year and it's so good :P

La Resistance is definitely a type of song where if you love musicals it hits so much better. Medleys of all of the stories intertwining just shows how well written all of the songs were throughout the show.

Glad that even though it wasn’t included in the list, you gave Eric cartman’s poker face cover the respect it deserves

I'm so glad there's people out there who rate La Resistance as one of the best South Park songs. I love a lot of them, but the way parts from the other movie songs (which are already bangers by themselves) to form one song is honestly so impressive. It's a song I always go back and listen to

Just in case anyone else thought they were going insane: Around the 18:25 mark you can hear a discord message ping in the video.

The “Crab People” chant is beyond S-Tier.

One of the greatest moments of south park was the anniversary concert where Matt sang “Lets Fighting Love” and pointed the mic to the crowd and everyone yelled “PROTECT MY BALLS!”

The fact that Chocolate Salty Balls reached #1 in the UK is actually incredibly in-character, British radio absolutely loves playing silly stuff like that!

la resistance is AMAZING. absolutely underrated, SO catchy and it really hits me in my musical theater obsession.

Fun fact- Brian Boitano still uses his Southpark version as his profile picture on Twitter

I have a soft spot for Make Bullying Kill itself. The way Cartman jumps in, full on cross dressing and singing about his “vajayjay” never fails to crack me up

The young Terrence & Philip song "Chicken and Ham" will forever be my favourite. Cannot help but sing it at some point every day.

If we talk about the meaning behind every song, la resistance has the most and arguably best meaning. La resistance is about fighting for what you believe until you die, considering the movie is about freedom of speech, parents passing blame, and other things wrong with many countries, it’s absolutely beautiful and holds up fantastically to this day

Fun fact about the main theme song. When first presented it was believed to be too slow to fit into the intro time-limit. They sped it up and used it. The ending is the main theme’s music at the original speed.

Honestly, the hot topic song is good because of how hilarious it is as a parody of goth music. They are very on point

Glad you rated Put It Down so well. It's an underrated song, and not for what it is alone... It's such a great way to weave the two main plots of that episode in a way that is both heartfelt and with a funny bait-and-switch. The curtain raising to the entire class in choir robes for the chorus is **chef's kiss**.

This video was so nostalgic for me. I remember staying up way too late watching South Park on Comedy Central, downloading the songs on my first ever phone and showing it to my school friends. I haven't watched South Park in close to a decade but I'll never forget some of these songs.

Personally, I think that Push/Feeling Good on a Wednesday is one of the best. It's unlike anything I've heard on the show, and the double meaning of "and now we push" being a call to action for solidarity but also just Randy writing all of his songs on the toilet is both great musically and absolutely hilarious. The wholesome yet nonsensical ending made this for me. Also, Butters dancing to it in his tutu is just perfect.

Put it Down is a 10/10 song

I’m honestly really glad that you placed most of “South Park: bigger, longer, and uncut” songs pretty high. I don’t know why but most people put the songs way low on their list especially La Resistance. which kinda pisses me off cuz this movie musical thing has some of the best songs in South Park history and La Resistance is an absolute banger and is also my favorite. The songs in this movie are really catchy, like extremely. I will just randomly start singing them in my day-to-day life. I don’t get why people rank these songs so low, these songs are works of art. So thanks for placing the “South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut” songs higher then mostly every person I know that has watched or listened the the movies soundtrack.

I am SO happy to see your number one pick... the musicality of it is completely unmatched, and it wasn't even until years after hearing it that I found out what it was a parody of.

A one hour blooms video? On a Friday? What an amazing way to start the weekend!

Completely missed the chance to have the death metal song "Get Me Off This Farm" with Stan's screaming lol

I was so happy to see La Resistance at #1. I’m a huge fan of musical theater, and my favorite song is always that epic third-act ensemble number before the climax. And along with One Day More from Les Mis and Tonight (Quintet) from West Side Story, La Resistance is my favorite example of it. It’s not only super funny, but also insanely epic and hard not to get swept up in. It just keeps building up, and by the end you completely forget what movie you’re watching.

Uncle F_____ not being S tier is a crime. That song is amazing.

The way every single song combines into one at the end of La Resistance… it’s pure ear-fucking magic

Y’know, I think this list made me realize how much I like vocals clashing in songs. La Resistance is memorable for me because of how it gets the other central plots all together in one big mashup (plus Butters falling down with the flag is adorable). Dreidel does it too with all the vocals clashing together with Gerald professing his love for Courtney (lol). It even got me thinking of We Don’t Talk About Bruno from Encanto because near the end of it, all the stories about Bruno simultaneously come together in this chaotic sequence and it abruptly cuts when they all say “He’s here!” and it’s awesome how they do it! So…I guess I’m big on that sort of thing in music. Huh.

Put it down is genuinely one of my favorite songs of all time. It has been stuck in my head for years, and I’m not complaining. 10/10 song

Gay Fish is my favorite South Park song lmao it’s just so good for no reason

To me La Resistance just completely embodies why South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is amazing: it feels huge, it feels like it has a bigger scope than anything else the show ever did, it maintains the show's comedy and foundation, but it is also the beginning a climax to everything we just saw happening in the film. In that sense, I think just like the movie it could've been on average South Park quality and it would've been fine, but Matt and Trey managed to make it the biggest best South Park adventure we've ever got to this day, and no episode, no Paramount Special, no episode Trilogy comes even close to the greatness of the film.

"Do What You Wanna Do" is criminally underrated here

Absolutely agree. La Resistance is hilarious and genius at the same time. Up until that point the movie has three different plotlines. The children, the partents and hell. Right after the song the plot moves to the final location being the festival where all three plotlines converge, literally in a single location that doesn't change until the credits, taking all of the third-act. La Resistance is the ending of the second act. It visually combines all plots and does it musically, too, while being over the top and funny as hell.

Dude, you left off one of the greatest songs on South Park!! Shelly, Shelly!!! Oh, and Brian Boitano is a real, Olympic figure skater from the 80's.

As someone who loves musicals, and sings tenor, Gregory’s sustained high note over all other vocals singing their respective songs that all come together at the end of La Resistance gives me chills every time I hear it. This should have won a Tony, nevermind an Oscar

I never realized just how many songs South Park has made over all the years. Definitely something I didn't appreciate enough. And watching this made me also realize that I must rewatch the movie, it's been too long.

Such a good list! Your top 5 is class! One of my favourite South Park songs is Through The Eyes of a Child from the credits of the movie, it’s so funny

Dude. It's 1am right now. Your long form videos are surprisingly good as background noise for homework. You plus Johnny 2 Cellos. Before watching this though, i looked in playlist for a playlist consisting of your southpark videos but didn't find one. I highly request you create one since it's really helpful incase I want to binge watch or something

I never thought of "Wendy's Audition" as a song, but that's very much down to associating it with my childhood and the similar songs we sang. It was a great bit when we were younged.

La resistance is clearly the best song and I’m glad you agree 😁

Having jewelry polka so low is a crime

Don't think I saw "Craig's Mom's Bush" on the list. But that one is catchy and funny

All Of The Movie Songs He Ranked 24:53 I Can Change 27:54 Hell Isn’t Good 34:40 Uncle F**ka 51:36 It’s Easy Mkay 57:26 I’m Super 1:01:09 Quiet Mountain Town 1:06:01 What Would Brian Boitano Do? 1:11:26 Blame Canada 1:14:52 Up There 1:17:07 Kyles Mom 1:18:19 La Resistance

The Cash for Gold song deserves to be SO MUCH HIGHER UP

I think Wendy's audition song is actually a cover; I remember hearing a similar playground song when I was a kid, that had the exact same tune and theme of sounding like the lyric is about to be something profane. "Miss Lucy Had A Steamer" was how I learned it, but it apparently also goes by "Miss Suzy".

The part in La Resistance where the other children start singing with Gregory always gives me goosebumps.

The tobacco song is gold tho let's be honest. I used to sing it all the time at work, especially on smoke breaks

I love that in the beginning even though you don't count covers, you acknowledge how good Cartman's cover of Poker Face is 😂 I sometimes listen to it in the car while driving because I actually prefer it over the original.

You nailed the list almost complete great job🙌

For the Dreidel song at 1:04:00, a better word to describe it would be a round, where each person sings a different part that first together in harmony. A good example is row your boat. A more modern approach would be something like Phish's Bouncing Around The Room Awesome video lol

Oh heck yeah a South Park song ranking?? I love this already and I haven’t watched yet

someone has probably said this but the reason the guitar riff in “i’ve got a ring on my finger” sounds so accurate is because it’s the same one used in the jonas brothers song “SOS”

Always love seeing the South Park content, and hearing some of your reasoning. I think from what I have experienced over the years there is a type of person that LOVES La Resistance, maybe it is theatre kids? hard to explain but I have known a few people that love it and I remember it being my least favorite song from the movie when I first saw it and that being true after hundreds of watches but it has grown on my over the decades. Some general thoughts I wrote down while watching: (Song was too low on the list) (Song was too high on list) -I've got a ring on my finger (76) -Work Mexican work (23) -Getting gay with kids (69) -Somalian Pirates We (27) -Push (66) -Unfulfilled (35) -Taco Flavored Kisses (63) -Christmas Time in hell (36) - Sexual Harassment Panda (59) -Poo Choo Train (41) -Vote or die (57) -Hot Lava (43) -Uncle Fucker (55) -You and Cthulhu (48) -A chorus of weiners (50) -Lake Tardicaca (52) -Its easy Mmkay (29) -Love Gravy (56) -Faith +1 Medley (28) -Why can't I be like the other kids (61) -Fingerbang (24) -Worldwide Privacy tour (64) Overall I think you just missed a few S tier songs, underrated some classics and favored some songs I rarely think about it or ever quote with friends. Once you got to the top 20 they were mostly all bangers. Okay that is enough of my comment that I spent way too much time on LOL

When I first heard “the ring” I thought it was actually a Jonas brothers song. It captures that boyband energy so damn well that I thought against all odds the Jonas brothers genuinely gave them rights to that song.

My personal favourite is Put It Down, although I have to admit, the songs you put above it are also great, and certainly more iconic. Kyle's Mom's A Bitch sometimes unironically gets stuck in my head, it's very catchy

great video mate, hope it doesnt get taken down

Oh Dear God, You're storage is so powerful..1 hour vids, hard work and adding a single category is so amazing. Great job

I am a huge fan of musicals so La Resistance hits just right for me. It’s clearly a Les Miz inspired song but I even get hints of West Side Story. Also my favorite kind of musical theatre songs are the songs where they take all the central plots and blend them together for a huge number.

Just rewatched the movie and I forgot how good all the songs were, truly a masterpiece

I can’t believe someone feels the same way about La Resistance as I do. The most amazing song from South Park that I’ve ever personally listened too. Chills everytime.

Minorities at my waterpark is so amazing and emotional. Its in my head at random times and then i stop what im doing and go listen to a south park playlist. My favs being gay fish, minorities, up ther ❤...good fking video Edit. OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST GOT TO THE #1 SPOT AND IM FREAKING OUT!! I TOTALLY AGGREEE ITS SO UNDERRATED AND HAS BEEN MY FAVOURITE FROM THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE MOVIE....sheesh...its still my favourite movie of all time..

I hope Matt & Trey eventually release the entire Faith Plus 1 album!! Would make for a great Record Store Day surprise.

These songs had NO business being this good.

la resistance is places so perfectly it is literally perfect i spend hours listening to it every day i love it so much

I hate only watching your south park but I love your hot takes bro, still gained a sub lmao

The Jewelry Polka bit is so entertaining to me for no reason. It's so fun to pick apart the voices and just sing along and go insane by the end. The FBW characters got annoyed at my character for not choosing quick enough because I was singing

What happened to the lemmiwinks battle song? I still get shivers to “run run the battles on, wiki leaks, lemmiwinks” it’s such a banger.

Cycle of poo is my #1, legit banger. Also, would love to see a list like this but ranking of all of the performances where they sang songs that exist IRL like "Love is a Battlefield" (s7e7) and "Heat of the Moment" (s5e13). Not sure how many of these they did but would be amazing to see them all together as I feel like they're all pretty hilarious yet somehow emotional when they happen.

“Tomorrow night! our lives will change! Tomorrow night! we’ll be entertained” pops up into my head atleast 9 times a day. Can’t help but agree with La Resistance at the #1 spot

gotta say i would i think push is one of the best songs the show has ever produced - i can’t count how many times i have unironically put it on when i’ve been listening to music. it’s a genuinely good song filled w lots of innuendo & double entendres about randy literally going to bathroom. plus them getting such an amazing musician like sia to do the vocals for lorde is so damn iconic.

Burn Down Hot Topic is underrated as hell because it’s a great parody of goth music

Watching this video really took me back. It reminded me how much I loved South Park and how I miss it in my life. Thank you for this video Blooms :) One last thing tho........ HOW THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE OUT "CHRISTMAS TIME IS ONCE A YEAR!?!?!?!"

When the worst of the worst is described as “nothing special,” you know you’ve got a next level discography

As a Mormon, the Mormon song will always be one of my absolute favorites

“Hippitous Hoppitous” is a parody of both catholic hymns *and* “Here Comes Peter Cottontail.” I don’t know a ton of people my age (mid 20s) who knows Peter Cottontail so it was hilarious to me

La Resistance is so underrated and not talked about enough! Excellent number one choice, since it includes the other songs too.

this made me have memory of la resistance again and it is so good what?? how could i forget about it lmao musical genius fr

I'm all for everyone having their own opinion, but I think "Shelly, Shelly" being rated so low is criminal...

FINALLY, someone recognizes the greatness of La Resistance!! It's been my favorite song from any musical since I first heard it!

I was waiting for Safe Space. Glad you ranked it S, I love it.

no song has ever been stuck in my head for a longer consecutive stretch than Let's Fighting Love

Yes La resistance definetly deserves the number 1 Spot. The medley is on point and to this day i still sing "Though you die, La resistance lives on" every time i see the word resistance written anywhere. I still prefer "Minorities in my water park" though, because it has hands down the best musical moment in Southpark. Cartmans delivery when he sings " and the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip-Line-ride". The genuine anguish in his voice when he sings about somthing this stupid kills me every single time.

i can’t help but notice a lack of Ladder to Heaven… one of my faves for sure

Dude such a great choice for 1st! You encapsulated everything I’ve felt about that song since first hearing it at 9 years old. Great video!

Easily one of my favorite videos you’ve created. I can imagine how much research and effort went into making this. Thanks for taking me on a journey to reflect on how influential this show has been on my life & personality 😂 perfect was to start my morning!

"tuned into discord stream" noise at 5:38, really freaked me out since I was not in a discord call

RUN, RUN, THE BATTLE'S ON, WIKILEAKS AND LEMMYWINKS, RUN, RUN, THE BATTLE'S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOON...

As an avid kanye listener, one of his leaked songs actually has a realisation mid track as he's doing a freestyle - I believe it's called 'survive' and tee grizzley does a reference track for it. It's pretty cool to hear him just talk himself out of an entire song lol

there’s no way jewelry polka isn’t the best song you can’t change my mind on that😢😢

What a trip down memory lane! I still sing so many of these. While I don't agree with some of the rankings, this is a very entertaining video. Thanks.

great video as always, dang u for giving me a heart attack with that random discord noise in the beginning

u acc never miss with these vids la resistance is such a banger

I love the fact that when Christophe was dying he singed La resistance ❤

La Resistance is basically perfect so fair. Also not really long enough to call it a song but cartman’s “I hate you guys” with a harmonica is a favourite as a very casual South Park fan who is idk how many seasons behind.

I really liked how you talked about Kyle’s voice sounding soften and cuter in the older seasons.

Super hot take: Gay fish>Heartless

7:47 I always interpreted it as Matt and Trey writing anything into the script besides "witch hunt" because it's been said so many times, not as the dads just don't know the phrase. I thought it was a poking fun at pop culture moment but I could be wrong, it could be that literal.