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Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 3 - The Disney Movies 

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@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 4 года назад
I never realized how jarring the Maul reveal must be for someone who's only seen the mainline movies. He got chopped in half like 25 years ago and is now a drug lord.
@imablisy
@imablisy 4 года назад
Max Hyde this is me
@loreaver3882
@loreaver3882 4 года назад
So dearth maul is in Star Wars: the Phantom Menace The clone Wars Star Wars: Rebels kenobi 2021
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 4 года назад
@@loreaver3882 Phantom Menace = Dearth Maul Rebels and Clone Wars = Darth Maul
@growingwild8411
@growingwild8411 4 года назад
Max Hyde He has more lives than a cat. They need to quit faking deaths.
@nate9962
@nate9962 4 года назад
My dad doesn’t care about any other Star Wars media aside from the movies, and he actually really liked the reveal
@_black_bird
@_black_bird 4 года назад
As a wise man once said "McKlunkey"
@deivymaybe7554
@deivymaybe7554 4 года назад
Blackbird a strange man
@svennevs5740
@svennevs5740 4 года назад
Raw macklankey
@motnurky7055
@motnurky7055 4 года назад
Yes I BETCHU HAVE
@kit-3
@kit-3 4 года назад
When Greedo said "Macklunkey" I felt that
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 года назад
@@kit-3 It was the themes that got me.
@masquerader101
@masquerader101 Год назад
I dont know why, but seeing Finn ignite that lightsaber always gives me chills. Being neither jedi nor sith, but still taking on that challenge. Dude has heart
@liltakifuego3993
@liltakifuego3993 Год назад
its just a button dude, everyone can do it
@masquerader101
@masquerader101 Год назад
@@liltakifuego3993 Obviously. Thanks for sharing what you thought was new information though I guess.
@whatdoesthisthingdo
@whatdoesthisthingdo Год назад
Sometimes pushing a button can be a very challenging and arduous experience. And don’t even get me started on switches.
@thanos3163
@thanos3163 Год назад
@@liltakifuego3993 smartass
@SimBol1216
@SimBol1216 Год назад
​@@liltakifuego3993 Do you not understand symbolism or subtext? Who are you, Drax?
@BlueV205
@BlueV205 2 года назад
Calling Rey a Disney princess is the best description of her ever.
@clonetrooper2003
@clonetrooper2003 Год назад
Don’t insult the disney princesses like that lol
@WrecklessFantasist
@WrecklessFantasist Год назад
I don’t really understand the hate around Rey, she’s not bad, but not remarkable either
@knightmare5097
@knightmare5097 Год назад
@@WrecklessFantasist She’s just overpowered, that’s all
@mnschoen
@mnschoen Год назад
@@knightmare5097 She's on par with literally every other Star Wars character. It's a sci-fantasy world. Everyone is special, that's why they're main characters. Also...Anakin is Space Jeebus but REY is overpowered?
@knightmare5097
@knightmare5097 Год назад
@@mnschoen Buddy, Anakin lost an arm, was born into slavery, lost his mother, his wife, his home, his friends, AND his life as a Jedi. And most of his loss was his fault. He became a powerhungry, genocidal maniac who kills his subordinates every other day. The problem is that Rey lost stuff, but it was never really her fault and she was never affected by it. Anakin had training, Rey didn’t.
@teenagegroot5827
@teenagegroot5827 4 года назад
“Who are you?” “Rey.” “Rey who?” “Just Rey.” “No people, then? Rey.... Solo.”
@tanocastro1739
@tanocastro1739 4 года назад
So ben and rey kissing would be incest i guess?
@ronin5996
@ronin5996 4 года назад
@@tanocastro1739 More like a couple as the female usually takes the last name of the male. I know they aren't married, but let's be honest if Ben survived that's the direction they would have most likely gone in
@eastbrady9156
@eastbrady9156 4 года назад
Oh, a fellow cereal eater...
@teenagegroot5827
@teenagegroot5827 4 года назад
Brayziller Lee_2003 yes Eat your cereal
@santiagotheguitarist6266
@santiagotheguitarist6266 4 года назад
HA GOT HIM
@cocojumbo412
@cocojumbo412 4 года назад
Finn and Poe's relationship after the force awakens: two bros sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart because their not gay
@rars0n
@rars0n 4 года назад
They have a case of the not-gays.
@jordanlamb3082
@jordanlamb3082 4 года назад
*they’re
@joltyjivs1518
@joltyjivs1518 4 года назад
Jordan Lamb don’t be a grammar nazi
@openingdown3051
@openingdown3051 4 года назад
Sorry but I prefer COCO LARGE
@faithpaige1530
@faithpaige1530 4 года назад
Nobody wants to see that on the big screen. We love good old baby making hetero love
@noellec9760
@noellec9760 Год назад
Cosmonaut being completely done with the SW fanbase is definitely one of the most relatable things ever to me.
@TCRYTV
@TCRYTV 8 месяцев назад
I made the mistake of sorting the comments by new, so I now relate too
@Me-wx1mt
@Me-wx1mt 4 месяца назад
fr, i love the original star wars films and clone wars but the fanbase is genuinely one of the worst fanbases of any franchise
@thefullmetaltitan9732
@thefullmetaltitan9732 4 месяца назад
I’ve been a die hard Star Wars fan my entire life. And I honestly still am. It becomes 100% more enjoyable if you avoid the online discussion and make up your own mind on things. I still LOVE discussing Star Wars. But I have to be careful to avoid how much hate there is in the fanbase. The sequels REALLY broke the community. You really have to sort through online communities to find people who just love talking about it. I have been disappointed with Disney’s use of the franchise recently. I thought Mando Season 3 was a huge step down to the point of being utterly forgettable and pointless. Kenobi and Boba Fett were also baffling wastes of potential. But on the other side, Andor is AMAZING, Ahsoka was pretty great imo, and Bad Batch has mostly been awesome! So I still adore Star Wars. It’s just that the content that’s being released is WAY more inconsistent because of how much of it there is.
@killer92173
@killer92173 3 месяца назад
I'm the person who will so as far as to say, "The Fanbase is ruining Star Wars." And people wonder why they stopped making movies and focus on TV Shows.
@LeLastMelon
@LeLastMelon 2 месяца назад
@@killer92173It’s not a mystery and thank god they don’t. I don’t want the mouse anywhere near Star Wars, the shows are already doing enough damage as is. If they just stop making Star Wars forever I’d be happy.
@boiledelephant
@boiledelephant 2 года назад
The ending of Episode 9 was a real "wtf" moment, even in my giddy first cinema viewing where my rational brain was turned off and I was just inhaling popcorn, I still went "wait, what?" I was so sure they were heading for a "light and dark reach an armistice" type thing with Rey and Ben, and then they both died and came back to life and kissed for no reason and one died again for no reason. It was the most confused, written-by-committee moment ever. I still don't understand anything about that scene.
@BlackbirdRX
@BlackbirdRX Год назад
blame the community. Rise of Skywalker had a LOT to do with the community
@Max-lw3ul
@Max-lw3ul Год назад
I decided not to watch it in the theater right after i knew palpatine was back. I knew it would be the most frustrating movie ever
@BlackbirdRX
@BlackbirdRX Год назад
@@Max-lw3ul sadly it wasn’t. At least… for me it wasn’t
@Max-lw3ul
@Max-lw3ul Год назад
@@BlackbirdRX i love star wars and i was so excited when force awakens was announced but after the last jedi and the complete disney bullshit chaotic without a point story i decided no to go watch it and i dont regret but i feel sad cause i love this franchise. They should be ashamed if they are really passionate fan, cause they made a lot of people disappointed and hopeless about something that inspired so many of us!
@BlackbirdRX
@BlackbirdRX Год назад
@@Max-lw3ul i personally love Force Awakens even to this day. It’s my personal favorite Star Wars movie to watch and maybe that’s because it’s the one I enjoy the most. Flaws and all
@andresthesquid9122
@andresthesquid9122 4 года назад
Will Smith: That’s hot *points to a Anakin burning on mustafar*
@ShaunMengel
@ShaunMengel 4 года назад
AHHHHH!!! I HATE YOU!!
@edviza1935
@edviza1935 4 года назад
Brayden Helzer UNNNGGHH
@TheMonocila
@TheMonocila 4 года назад
@Toori Baba Dud.. That really fucked up.
@lostinlucidity
@lostinlucidity 4 года назад
Carlton: I have the high ground
@Doabit
@Doabit 4 года назад
My guy you just made my day😂
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 4 года назад
_"You know, I'm something of a Sith Lord myself."_ *-Palpatine to Kylo Ren*
@montypigofthedoodleclan8659
@montypigofthedoodleclan8659 4 года назад
Mark forgot the Clone Wars animated movie, The Star Wars Holiday Special, Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure, and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. UPVOTE THIS COMMENT SO COSMONAUT CAN SEE!!
@achair7958
@achair7958 4 года назад
Holy shit that's genius
@ffjreviews9029
@ffjreviews9029 4 года назад
Monty Pig of the Doodle Clan I don’t think he would even bother touching those movies because they are universally despised, and he couldn’t really add anything that nobody has said before.
@montypigofthedoodleclan8659
@montypigofthedoodleclan8659 4 года назад
@@ffjreviews9029 I don't care if he doesn't add anything. He's entertaining and fun to listen to and these are still technically Starwars movies so he has to see them now.
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 4 года назад
@@montypigofthedoodleclan8659 Yeah for one, those movies are barely even canon (even if they are, they're not significant to the rest of the universe), and plus, what does that have to do with this comment?
@kidchiko9435
@kidchiko9435 Год назад
I never saw any promotional stuff for Rouge One and I can confirm that seeing Darth at the end was pretty cool
@thomashottersall5204
@thomashottersall5204 Год назад
Red one my favourite film
@HeyMrWheeler
@HeyMrWheeler Месяц назад
Same here, i got caught completely off guard and i lost my shit at that epic scene
@SongbirdAlom
@SongbirdAlom 2 года назад
God you’re so right. That SHOULD have been Poe & Finn on the Cantobite quest. The two play off each other so well, and have great chemistry. Damn.
@ericgropuis
@ericgropuis 7 месяцев назад
And then they kiss
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Месяц назад
Okay but then they might have been GAY, so we can’t do that!
@mcmann2243
@mcmann2243 3 года назад
The funniest part about the rise of sky walker is that palpatine was basically revived in a Fortnite event
@rebeccacummings6697
@rebeccacummings6697 2 года назад
he was revived before that...
@sourswift
@sourswift 2 года назад
Disney gotta make that cashhhhhh
@randomperson093
@randomperson093 2 года назад
I love how this is more bullshit than the movie itself
@ksnjdiss7566
@ksnjdiss7566 2 года назад
Ohhh damn i remember that fckn event lmao
@icarue993
@icarue993 2 года назад
@@sourswift I think Disney payed Epic for it
@MChedderbeef
@MChedderbeef 3 года назад
That line delivery kills me every time. "The droid...stole a freighter?"
@robertcortez4956
@robertcortez4956 3 года назад
I can only imagine his reation underneath the helmet and it makes it that much funnier
@jamesbeddis1059
@jamesbeddis1059 3 года назад
Everyone thinks different things are funny I guess
@EdgyZiggy
@EdgyZiggy 3 года назад
@@jamesbeddis1059 I mean... it's "exhale out of your nose" funny to me. It's not super funny. Comedy is subjective. Very subjective, in fact
@RDR911
@RDR911 3 года назад
@@EdgyZiggy exhale and a small smile, I’d say.
@LosSantosCity
@LosSantosCity 3 года назад
I remember seeing that for the first time and bursting out laughing
@ObiJohnKenobi22
@ObiJohnKenobi22 2 года назад
I was so disappointed when the New Republic was just destroyed and instantly forgotten about in the film. Not only is it stupid (how the hell did the First Order build the base and capture all of the Galaxy?) but it kind of ruined the chance to do something new. Like imagine a conventional war between the First Order and New Republic, with the Force Awakens plot being about the Resistance trying find evidence that they are building a super weapon so they can convince the Senate to declare war. But no, we just got Empire vs Rebels 2.0
@Philip54622
@Philip54622 Год назад
I would've loved to more see a new enemy or something new not like another planet destroyer, just some new faction there could be like some imperial remnants but not a way stronger empire
@orlandofurioso7329
@orlandofurioso7329 Год назад
Also, why the hell is it called a "Resistance" when the republic is on their side, shouldn't the first order be called that?
@BewareofTarps
@BewareofTarps Год назад
And now we have shows like the Mandalorian desperately trying to make it work by turning the New Republic into a deeply incompetent "rule by committee" failed state, because that's the only way any of the sequel movies make any sense whatsoever. Honestly, I wish they would just steer away from the films entirely with the spinoffs, but I guess Disney wants their films to actually matter.
@vibette970
@vibette970 Год назад
I love Cosmonaut’s editing so much!! It just makes me smile and laugh and have a good time watching. I get kinda distracted with really wild editing, but this isn’t boring or stagnant either
@jysa1504
@jysa1504 4 года назад
There’s actually 5 fake deaths in the movie. You forgot when palpatine throws Kylo into that pit in the ground and he climbs back up
@bajablastzeroaddict4671
@bajablastzeroaddict4671 4 года назад
also another if you count when Rey sliced off the wing on Kylo's ship and it wrecked and exploded into flames with him inside it
@zen0x50
@zen0x50 4 года назад
I remember reading the leaked script, where Kylo was just thrown down the hole and never seen again. I legitimately thought that's how his character ended. I was incredibly relieved in the theatre when he actually climbed back up... only for him to die anyway lol.
@wildcloud1476
@wildcloud1476 4 года назад
@@bajablastzeroaddict4671 ikr how the fuck did he just walk out of that explosion? dont TIE fighters travel at about 400 mph?
@bajablastzeroaddict4671
@bajablastzeroaddict4671 4 года назад
@@wildcloud1476 RIGHT??? but the worst part is he didn't even have a speck of dirt or blood on him or even a hair out of place, i-
@aristonfouch2231
@aristonfouch2231 4 года назад
And.... if you really wanna be an asshole, how about when Rey slices Kylo’s vehicle and sends it crashing and exploding and he walks out without a scratch
@toslowlypoke
@toslowlypoke 4 года назад
when they re-release these, they should make darth vader say "maclunky" when he ignites his lightsaber.
@hrinionuwut8637
@hrinionuwut8637 4 года назад
This is like the first comment I've seen on youtube where I can geniuenly say lol
@pookypoo1169
@pookypoo1169 4 года назад
LMAO 😂
@j0nke314
@j0nke314 4 года назад
YES
@andreiefectivuatafac1966
@andreiefectivuatafac1966 3 года назад
I really hope that in the special edition for Force Awakens when Kylo tries to kill Han, Han will break his own back to avoid the lightsaber
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 Месяц назад
​@@hrinionuwut8637good for you...
@bordatwork
@bordatwork 2 года назад
As a lifelong SW fan, one of the best experiences I had recently was rewatching Star Wars with someone who's never seen it. I got to enjoy it almost like it was for the first time through their eyes.
@s427
@s427 Год назад
That's basically why reaction videos exist.
@jordangordon2350
@jordangordon2350 2 месяца назад
I'm to this day just baffled how Disney paid so much money for the most important IP in their catalogue, then proceeded to not plan the whole trilogy out and contract a director for all 3. That's the foundation of all the issues here.
@badclips68
@badclips68 4 года назад
Cosmonaut: " I am so glad I don't have to do anymore star wars reviews." *The Mandalorian* (Edit: this aged well 😅)
@cianthulu4204
@cianthulu4204 4 года назад
*Cosmore?*
@punkfunkyeahstudios1718
@punkfunkyeahstudios1718 4 года назад
The Man!! Nice picture
@nikosaurus4238
@nikosaurus4238 4 года назад
Clone wars season 7??
@ethann.3050
@ethann.3050 4 года назад
But that’s like good tho
@BioGoji-zm5ph
@BioGoji-zm5ph 4 года назад
That's a show. Cosmonaut is talking about not reviewing anymore MOVIES... I think.
@moo8474
@moo8474 4 года назад
"Star Wars fans are not that picky" Are you sure about that
@Facultarse
@Facultarse 4 года назад
Exactly. The worst Star Wars haters are actually their fans
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 4 года назад
@@Facultarse Not really. Star Wars fans like stuff like the Mandalorian, where the acting isn't shit but it also pays respect to the original material.
@ilikepigeons6101
@ilikepigeons6101 4 года назад
LordVader1094 they loved it because it's about mandolorians xD
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 4 года назад
@@ilikepigeons6101 Which proves my point, because it has Mandalorians and is ALSO paying respect to the lore for the Mandos, rather than shitting on it.
@2ndairborneguy790
@2ndairborneguy790 4 года назад
Honestly, I think fans aren't that picky. They're just pissed at Disney. No fanbase is all that great.
@thecynicaloptimist1884
@thecynicaloptimist1884 Год назад
Pairing Poe and Finn could have led to some great arcs. Finn teaches Poe through their own adventure that there is a deep personal cost to war, culminating with Finn sacrificing himself at the end of the movie to save everyone else. This changes Poe, now he's personally lost someone. He's still the ace pilot, but he's now leading a bit more with his head, instead of his heart. He's now someone who considers those around him, as opposed to being the hero. The next movie you could have had Poe establishing a Star Wars version of Top Gun - a group of elite pilots to help fight the First Order. One of the new characters is basically a younger version of Poe; a hot shot who only thinks about themselves and their ego and being a glory-hunter, leading to a lot of clashing between them as Poe is essentially dealing with his own demons, showing that Poe truly has grown as a person, while also dealing with Finn's death. Perhaps he feels guilt over what he sees as selfishness; Finn had to die to teach Poe a lesson, when he'd gladly give it up just to have his friend back.
@SlueBuede
@SlueBuede Месяц назад
“The movie is good if you do not analyze it,” says the man who analyzes movies. Perhaps, the movie is not good.
@liamteriele4713
@liamteriele4713 4 года назад
Now rank all the “I have a bad feeling about this” line.
@psychogoji
@psychogoji 4 года назад
Liam te Riele we need him to see this
@savidom
@savidom 4 года назад
skem Nope
@kineticraptor3318
@kineticraptor3318 4 года назад
@@savidom yep.
@savidom
@savidom 4 года назад
kineticraptor How
@bluebeetle9044
@bluebeetle9044 4 года назад
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss
@rivernm105
@rivernm105 4 года назад
When you see Marcus is about to start the rise of sky walker but there’s twenty minutes left *this is where the fun begins*
@lordcrow7721
@lordcrow7721 4 года назад
lol i was so pumped
@lewis213b7
@lewis213b7 4 года назад
River nm “I’ve been looking forward to this”
@zerreinatsu2483
@zerreinatsu2483 2 года назад
the whole time I was watching Rise of the Skywalker, I just kept hearing Han in my head say "That's not how the force works"
@Lemminjoose
@Lemminjoose 2 года назад
The only real issue I had with Kylo is that he removed his mask so early. I'm sure people were ok with it, but it seemed like a really weird choice to me.
@AnastasiaAisling
@AnastasiaAisling 2 года назад
That was the best move ever, and it's a great visual portrayal of how differently Abrams and Johnson saw Kylo as a character. Abrams wanted to create Vader's loyal successor, the fan-service-ish villian, and Johnson practically mocked that decision with the "take that ridiculous thing off" line. He couldn't wait to work with Adam and show the true potential of both character and actor without the mask to hide his emotions.
@SamuelSouza-di6nq
@SamuelSouza-di6nq 8 месяцев назад
​@@AnastasiaAisling And thats why this trilogy sucks, is one director trying to mock the other, without trying to make a good cohesive story
@ericgropuis
@ericgropuis 7 месяцев назад
I think it helps because Kylo isn’t fully embracing the Dark Side, he’s always conflicted with light and dark and him being in and out of his helmet does show that. Helmet on is usually pure Dark Side and when he takes it off the light is able to effect him, as much as I think it would be really awesome to have Adam Driver act with the helmet for most of the first movie atleast I understand wanting to show his face so people can sympathize with him more
@rnspurgn3015
@rnspurgn3015 4 года назад
0/10 you didn’t talk about the Star Wars holiday special
@ilikepigeons6101
@ilikepigeons6101 4 года назад
XD
@JelliThePilot
@JelliThePilot 4 года назад
Just read this in his voice. "10/10 the best movie if you don't like it then get the fuck off this channel"
@wisegoongala4305
@wisegoongala4305 4 года назад
That movie should never be named again
@UnorthodoxIndividual
@UnorthodoxIndividual 4 года назад
11/10 Better than all other pieces of media ever created
@TheMcBeefy
@TheMcBeefy 4 года назад
it was in pt 1
@oasisconstructions
@oasisconstructions 4 года назад
There are actually 5 fake deaths. Kylo is back from death again when he gets out of the pit.
@crpalstuck2966
@crpalstuck2966 4 года назад
oh god I forgot about that
@MysticalJake
@MysticalJake 4 года назад
@@crpalstuck2966 omg same😂
@garrythegamegarry
@garrythegamegarry 4 года назад
I count 7 fake deaths. Chewbacca in the transport, C-3PO's memory wipe, Kylo Ren on Endor's moon, Rey getting her essence drained by the Emperor, Ben getting his essence drained by the Emperor, Ben flung in the pit, Rey immediately following her killing the Emperor and his entire cult. Couldn't the fakeouts of the civilian fleet by the Emperor, and the plummet of Finn and the other First Order defector (sorry, can't remember her name) on the command ship count? [Added hours later] Wait, make it 8 fake deaths. The planet that Poe's love interest is on gets blown up after she gave the First Order captain's hall pass coin, her only ticket off the planet, to Poe.
@MysticalJake
@MysticalJake 4 года назад
@@garrythegamegarry oh yeah..... theres probably more😂
@Jammi01
@Jammi01 4 года назад
Babu Frik
@brutustreuherz6037
@brutustreuherz6037 2 года назад
The problem with the "Finn is a scarred child-soldier"-story is that finn doesnt act like he is affected by war and killing in the first movie. I dont say he has to be a depressed character or stuff like that but killing dozens of his former co-workers while cheering is just not fitting for someone who is affected by war. Its just tonal dissonance from The Force Awakens. I think the reason why Finn is depicted, that he has to learn that war is bad, is because he doesnt act like war is bad.
@seanfox4121
@seanfox4121 Год назад
The sequel trilogy is very flawed. But they are still better than the prequels and i will die on that hill
@Deity_devil
@Deity_devil 10 месяцев назад
Prequels are better than the sequels
@Unpaidfilmcritc
@Unpaidfilmcritc Месяц назад
I definitely will die on that hill with you.
@ThatNoobartist
@ThatNoobartist 4 года назад
“Solo is the Iron Man 3 of Star Wars” That is the most accurate thing I have ever heard in my life
@Ethan-nl2wg
@Ethan-nl2wg 4 года назад
That_ Noobartist but iron man 3 is actually good
@joebanana8006
@joebanana8006 4 года назад
@Spencer Bringhurst Yes Solo is actually very good
@ThatNoobartist
@ThatNoobartist 4 года назад
Ethan there’s also people who don’t like Iron Man 3 so
@RomeoDeJuliette
@RomeoDeJuliette 4 года назад
I would agree if I could see something on the screen
@Ethan-nl2wg
@Ethan-nl2wg 4 года назад
That_ Noobartist nah I’m just joking though I personally don’t like solo but I know plenty of people who do sorry if I came off a rude
@CrabKFP
@CrabKFP 4 года назад
The only sin about Solo is that they didn't use "I'm Han Solo" in it's soundtrack
@tanizaki
@tanizaki 4 года назад
Should have been the closing credits song.
@lostedge7852
@lostedge7852 4 года назад
This is factually true
@UnorthodoxIndividual
@UnorthodoxIndividual 4 года назад
Missed opportunity of the century
@Riskofrain527
@Riskofrain527 4 года назад
@@lostedge7852 not factually true.
@lincolnj448
@lincolnj448 4 года назад
This is scientifically correct
@berndhoecke8493
@berndhoecke8493 Год назад
Mark Hamills performance as Luke in TLJ was outstanding! Actually all performances were good. And I liked the themes of the movie.
@Xiphactinus
@Xiphactinus Год назад
It'll take a lot to make me like TLJ, but it's great that you like it.
@MrFlejon
@MrFlejon 11 месяцев назад
The casting was perfect in a disastrous way: Cast Mark Hamill, grumpy old Joker as grumpy old Luke. Write Luke as if he was heartbroken and fucking sucked, breaking Mark Hamill's heart. Shoot it, get an heartbreaking performance. Unintentionally genius
@Dookieman1975
@Dookieman1975 2 месяца назад
Technically there’s 5 fake out deaths in TROSW since Palpatine comes back. Been a fake out death 40+ years in the making
@makcarolin
@makcarolin 4 года назад
“Because god forbid he’s one of those gays” 😂
@ssjx3705
@ssjx3705 4 года назад
Mak Carolin I died when he said that🤣
@yggdrasil3
@yggdrasil3 4 года назад
*Cough China *Cough
@SapphireCarbuncle009
@SapphireCarbuncle009 4 года назад
"[Insert Finn or Poe's hetero love interest here] is just the Star Wars equivalent of Uhura." - Patrick Boivin, 2019
@edwardmillard4398
@edwardmillard4398 4 года назад
@@ssjx3705 me too also: Cosmonaut Variety Hour: The last jedi is not objectively bad MauLer: Oh boy where do i even begin: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vw7pcCj0ORk.html
@nykia31
@nykia31 4 года назад
I choked on my beverage at that lol
@mangotango8115
@mangotango8115 3 года назад
There are 11 Star Wars movies, and only 2 are universally considered good. It feels so weird to be a Star Wars fan.
@Legend-vm9uv
@Legend-vm9uv 3 года назад
Return Of The Jedi is the third best
@Jeff_Green
@Jeff_Green 3 года назад
I like all 11 movies, The Clone Wars, Rebels, and honestly even resistance is cool too. OGs are all perfect. The phantom menace is really cool because I love the characters and seeing Anakin as a boy. Attack of the clones is just a fun movie. ROTS is the best movie in the Star Wars universe just because it’s so epic. I like the sequels because the characters are good and they have a lot of cool action. And Kylo Ren is cool.
@carealoo744
@carealoo744 3 года назад
Not to mention, those 2 are the First 2
@colindragan9352
@colindragan9352 3 года назад
@@Jeff_Green Enlightened being
@TheShapeshifter
@TheShapeshifter 3 года назад
Really just shows how overrated the whole movie franchise is. Star Wars seems to do a better job with it's shows.
@theamaries.7747
@theamaries.7747 2 месяца назад
"Episode II: Attack of the Boys" made me smile; "Episode III Revengeance" made me laugh -- at the office, of all places.
@theamaries.7747
@theamaries.7747 2 месяца назад
STAR WARS is indeed a masterpiece, and the best.
@MrTombombodil
@MrTombombodil Год назад
The Throne Room scene in TLJ is just A+ from start to finish. It's so good. Imperfect movie, but it delivered one of the best moments in the whole franchise. "You're nothing, you're nobody... But not to me." is one of the most compelling moments of a villain tempting the hero I've seen in a movie (based on everything we know about Rey up to that point) and I legit wasn't sure what was gonna happen next the first time I saw it.
@MorePowerToYah
@MorePowerToYah 23 дня назад
I think the biggest issue with the throne room scene is the fact that Snoke never got a chance to shine as a character. Kylo betraying him was kind of undercut by the fact that we had no idea who he was or what his and Kylo's relationship was really like. Was it abusive? Manipulative? We can kind of get a sense of that from this scene but it's literally the first time it happened. Was Snoke a father figure to Kylo or more of a boss/ruler? We have no idea and it makes his death fall flat for me. Instead of feeling excitement that Kylo made this incredible decision, I was only left with a feeling of confusion. I thought, "Oh, I guess he's dead now. Why was he in the movie again?" In a vacuum the scene is great, but in context it feels unearned and rushed.
@Singformefriend
@Singformefriend 4 года назад
Before Rey and Ben kissed, I was sitting there in the cinema thinking "no, don't kiss, don't kiss..."
@kumquatmonkeyfun1940
@kumquatmonkeyfun1940 4 года назад
Anders Eklöf the kiss was a terrible idea. It didn’t make any sense at all.
@literallyjohn6906
@literallyjohn6906 4 года назад
Finn should’ve been with Rey since he wasn’t an unstable maniac for the last 2 movies.
@ellbent
@ellbent 4 года назад
I like how in the theater I was at, everyone just laughed like in a sitcom Ben and Rey: (kiss) Everyone: lol Ben: (dies) Everyone: LOL
@gglifeiwin
@gglifeiwin 4 года назад
Literally the exact same thing
@J07911
@J07911 4 года назад
My friend shouted FUCK NO and everyone else was just laughing at how ridiculous that scene was
@turrent7468
@turrent7468 4 года назад
"Ow" - Kylo Ren's last line in Rise of Skywalker
@nickthai3897
@nickthai3897 4 года назад
Oh shit you are right. I never thought of that
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 года назад
Him and Adam Taurus have a lot in common
@Muzzle1300
@Muzzle1300 4 года назад
Lemme explain how that one line is so symbolic with so much depth and foreshadowing of what’s going to happen in the next minute!
@siv1282
@siv1282 4 года назад
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Too real
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 года назад
@@Muzzle1300 Who are you mocking here?
@sunsetvibe1063
@sunsetvibe1063 2 года назад
1:29-The Force Awakens 8:49-Rogue One 16:22-The Last Jedi 27:12-Solo 31:39-The Rise Of Skywalker 43:24-Star Wars ranking
@justinqueso9644
@justinqueso9644 Год назад
Respect+
@themythologynerd7020
@themythologynerd7020 11 месяцев назад
Thanks!
@UglyApprentice
@UglyApprentice 2 года назад
Of all the movies made in 2019, Rise of Skywalker was certainly one of them.
@fahoodie1852
@fahoodie1852 2 года назад
People made fun of Morbius but seriously, if there was any movie that deserved the title of being “one of the movies ever made” it would be the 2019 Star Wars movies
@pollogaming919
@pollogaming919 2 года назад
It had actors, directors, editors, producers, writers, and even a plot
@lukefloor
@lukefloor 2 года назад
@@pollogaming919 did it have a plot tho really
@jarjarwalter1962
@jarjarwalter1962 2 года назад
@@fahoodie1852 I’d rather watch morbius 100 times then watch the sequels once
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 года назад
@@lukefloor to be fair ANH didn't really have a plot, just a bunch of dudes who were at the same place at the right time and went to defeat some bad guys TROS's plot was to defeat Palpatine before he starts playing planetary pop-the-balloons
@captencollin8753
@captencollin8753 4 года назад
I feel like Captain Phasma was just a wasted character design.
@bella-tt9hk
@bella-tt9hk 4 года назад
honestly, i wished she lived after TLJ but she was also wasted in TFA. in retrospect it’s kinda funny to me that there was so much build up for this character who just gets yeeted into the trash compactor. i do wish she was carried over into TROS bc she seemed kinda cool.
@jungoo3486
@jungoo3486 4 года назад
She got the Boba Fett treatment. You can say he is a better character because he's been there since ESB, has a lot of material outside the movies and looks cool , was made to sell toys. But it's exactly similar to phasma lol.
@jungoo3486
@jungoo3486 4 года назад
@@bella-tt9hk boba got eaten by vagina monster 😂
@trishahernz7809
@trishahernz7809 4 года назад
So was Bobba Fett. In ROTJ and the prequels.
@TheLegoJungle
@TheLegoJungle 4 года назад
I think they knew exactly what they wanted with the design. It’s just a chrome colored stormtrooper. I don’t think she was supposed to be iconic and memorable in the first place.
@pyguy7
@pyguy7 4 года назад
Did you know Kylo Ren has never had a girlfriend before?... He's Ben Solo his whole life.
@macdavidd1065
@macdavidd1065 4 года назад
Blitzball Ace 👏
@Shapes_Quality_Control
@Shapes_Quality_Control 4 года назад
Well done.
@yaboylou7967
@yaboylou7967 4 года назад
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye. I don’t get it.
@toasterdogg
@toasterdogg 4 года назад
@Autismo He kissed Leia.
@deletoblue2041
@deletoblue2041 4 года назад
@@toasterdogg leia kissed him which is still a feat on its own but still
@danandtab7463
@danandtab7463 Год назад
Rey as "Disney princess in space" I love that. Absolutely love Rey in The Force Awakens. Since all three movies were not planned out together, we'll never know quite what the plan was for her, but the title The Force Awakens seems to imply that her sudden abilities was brought on by the Force....awakening. Seeing TFA in a vaccuum, I was also under the assumption something was up with Finn too, having to do with the movie title, given his sudden awakening and defection, and his sudden courage at the end...and sadly we barely saw this develop on screen after that. That's all the say I was OK with sudden Force abilities, even without being related to anyone special.
@TheSchultinator
@TheSchultinator Год назад
My issue with Rey's abilities is not whether or not she's related to Somebody, or whether or not she's strong in the Force. It's that she's amazing at so much with zero explanation. Piloting? Repairs? Deliberate use of Force abilities? Don't ask questions.
@BlackbirdRX
@BlackbirdRX Год назад
@@TheSchultinator wrong. Rey is a scavenger so she knows her way around a ship, AND it was said before that she's flown ships before. It's been shown MULTIPLE TIMES that you can use the force without training. Luke did it in episode 5 on Hoth.
@TheSchultinator
@TheSchultinator Год назад
@BlackbirdRX Just because Rey's a scavenger does not immediately make her an excellent mechanic, especially with systems she shouldn't have any familiarity with. Knowing what's a valuable part and where it can be found is not the same as knowing how it works or interacts with anything else, especially if all the ships Rey picks through are shattered hulks. Similarly, knowing how to fly to some level does not mean she is able to throw an old ship around like a starfighter. That's like taking a civvie Cessna pilot and expecting him to out-fly Maverick; it defies logic. Last, saying that Luke having to really focus to be able to pull a lightsaber is in any way equivalent to Rey using the Force to counter a mind probe and then mindtrick a guard is so disingenuous.
@SamuelSouza-di6nq
@SamuelSouza-di6nq 8 месяцев назад
​@@BlackbirdRX Go watch the Original trilogy again fam
@BombasticLion
@BombasticLion 6 месяцев назад
It's amazing how Star Wars can range from being the best thing you'll experience to the worst thing but its still the most important and beloved franchise that's ever been made
@staidenofanarchy
@staidenofanarchy 22 дня назад
Its one of the only franchises that has a 10/10 movie and at least one 1/10 movie lol
@GregoryIannicelli1997
@GregoryIannicelli1997 4 года назад
In Rise of Skywalker's defense, I walked out of it still liking Star Wars. I walked out of Cats not sure if I liked visual media anymore. EDIT: Holy shit, I made modern Star Wars fans agree on something without the use of Baby Yoda or the “I’m Han Solo” song.
@ralphmasucci9005
@ralphmasucci9005 4 года назад
Why did you even see cats lol
@GregoryIannicelli1997
@GregoryIannicelli1997 4 года назад
Luis Garlic TBH, I don't even know anymore lol. I saw it see if it was really that bad, but now I know that there was no justifying it.
@darkblur101
@darkblur101 4 года назад
Watching Cats felt like watching a dirty movie in public. I felt like I needed a shower after it was done.
@everettboard745
@everettboard745 4 года назад
Lmao
@icebergthegamer
@icebergthegamer 4 года назад
This is amazing 😂
@xhakazette1192
@xhakazette1192 4 года назад
“Solo is an Uncharted game in Space” So Solo is Jedi Fallen Order then.
@duncanw5644
@duncanw5644 4 года назад
Nah, Solo is an Indiana Jones movie
@especiallyleavish
@especiallyleavish 4 года назад
Drake ain't no jedi
@duncanw5644
@duncanw5644 4 года назад
Isaac Fox then make him one
@bradcantrill6773
@bradcantrill6773 4 года назад
with lightsabers
@BabysitterSky
@BabysitterSky 4 года назад
No, Jedi fallen order is basically Solo 2. Solo came first 😀
@rjd-kh8et
@rjd-kh8et 2 года назад
Actually, The Rise of Skywalker had even more fake-out deaths: we're led to believe Zorii Bliss and Babu Frik died when Kijimi blew up.
@BlackbirdRX
@BlackbirdRX Год назад
the only real ones were Kylo Ren and my respect for the star wars community
@Pwilliams4000
@Pwilliams4000 Год назад
@@BlackbirdRX 😂
@IronBeagle2003
@IronBeagle2003 6 месяцев назад
The Rise of Skywalker was Co-Written by Chris Terrio. Who wrote God’s favorite movie, Batman V Superman so that explains a lot.
@connormarshall8243
@connormarshall8243 4 года назад
“Cause god forbid he’s one of those gays” cracked me up
@GummyDinosaursify
@GummyDinosaursify 4 года назад
Oh no the *gay agenda*
@geoforce2272
@geoforce2272 4 года назад
I don't get it why couldn't he only had rey to be his love interest and have some love triangle between finn rey and kylo And i think that they didn't focus on finn being is cuz globally there are still a lot of countries that don't accept homosexuality and it's in Disney's interest not to include a big box office franchise like sw
@jacobbowlby5957
@jacobbowlby5957 4 года назад
Connor Marshall amen man
@darthtron1102
@darthtron1102 4 года назад
i noticed two girls kissing at the end of rise of skywalker
@andresjg6
@andresjg6 4 года назад
Darth Tron I saw online that they removed the quick kiss between the two resistance woman in some countries. So obviously Disney made the few seconds easy enough to edit out when necessary.
@ericjamieson
@ericjamieson 4 года назад
"Best street racer in all Corellia. Till he crashed, and died... doing this." Really is an all-time perfect Han Solo line.
@RikuVA
@RikuVA Год назад
I would like to say, the more down the rabbit hole I’ve gone for TLJ, the more I’ve learned Rian Johnson didn’t get to put a good amount of what he wanted into the final cut. Like to the point that a lot of Marcus’ criticisms of it wouldn’t exist because Rian Johnson wanted to do a lot of what would have worked (Finn and Po over Rose and Finn, for example.)
@CornerstoneMinistry316
@CornerstoneMinistry316 Год назад
I legitimately like Rey. personally I would have liked her to be related to Luke but her being a nobody was fine too. Her being a palpatine is a strike on my soul
@Windwalker6464
@Windwalker6464 23 дня назад
She is literally the worst thing to happen to star wars ever
@_thebigpig_5769
@_thebigpig_5769 4 года назад
“So people didn’t like Roses character” “Yep” “Should we try to fix her” “Nope just get her to go do her science project”
@bella-tt9hk
@bella-tt9hk 4 года назад
i do understand why people didn’t like Rose (i did). however they could have “improved” her.
@RRRRRRRRR33
@RRRRRRRRR33 4 года назад
It's the same exact Jar Jar situation, but this time we have a real person playing the role. There's no saving it, just erase the character and move on.
@o...o4144
@o...o4144 4 года назад
They basically told the haters of Kallie Marie Tren: "Guys... you were right"
@RRRRRRRRR33
@RRRRRRRRR33 4 года назад
@@o...o4144 That's a lie and you people know it. Nobody knows who the actress is and the bully against her in social media makes no sense. The character of Rose sucks, just like Jar Jar, that's why she was removed from the plot. Difference is, because of this pathetic SJW mentality, you people assume she was removed because of her ethnicity, not because the character sucks.
@o...o4144
@o...o4144 4 года назад
@@RRRRRRRRR33 her character sucks, but they had the chance to make her better. And simply chose the lazy way. Ignoring her. That's my point
@tamnam5722
@tamnam5722 4 года назад
I’m very happy that Marcus was able to criticize Rose without criticizing the Actor, while also saying he wished she had a bigger role in the next one
@HannibalHanslaughter
@HannibalHanslaughter 4 года назад
Only good criticism of Rose I ever heard
@Jak239JC
@Jak239JC 4 года назад
@@HannibalHanslaughter Still sucks people harassing her in twitter.
@benydimas6885
@benydimas6885 4 года назад
Yes
@grampagohan3385
@grampagohan3385 4 года назад
It's sad that you have to preface criticism with all that
@funakiexpressV2
@funakiexpressV2 4 года назад
I hated rose so much, but hated more the fact that Marie was getting the blame and not the role itself ugh
@cameramike2515
@cameramike2515 Год назад
The ironic thing is Johnson initially had the subplot involve Finn and Poe but claimed he found their dialogue “interchangeable” so he replaced Poe with a new character.
@peytongonavy
@peytongonavy 2 года назад
Episode 7: Classic Disney Episode 8: Post-Walt Disney Episode 9: Live-action remakes
@juliagiles1547
@juliagiles1547 3 месяца назад
…why did that make so much sense???
@ThejollyFrenchman
@ThejollyFrenchman 3 года назад
Forest Whittaker's death is even more annoying because his character is shown to have a limp as well as problems breathing. Instead of saying "I'm done running" (one of the most fucking cliche lines I can think of, and it means nothing because we've never seen him run from danger), have him say "I won't make it to the ship, I'll just slow you down. If you want to help me, avenge me." That would have made sense, and it would have given what's-her-face motivation to fight the Empire.
@Awes0m3n3s5
@Awes0m3n3s5 3 года назад
yup
@sub-zero5433
@sub-zero5433 3 года назад
yeah guess they decided they were done with him
@wolfpackproductions7270
@wolfpackproductions7270 3 года назад
I would’ve actually liked that
@raiden3700
@raiden3700 3 года назад
What's her face lmaoo
@dylanmcnab3479
@dylanmcnab3479 4 года назад
Finn’s potential went down the drain faster than Gohan’s
@wenbluepirate3954
@wenbluepirate3954 4 года назад
Wen Bojack?
@dylanmcnab3479
@dylanmcnab3479 4 года назад
Wen BluePirate that is what kept gohan from losing his potential instantly, unlike Finn who lost it in his next outing
@calemr
@calemr 4 года назад
An ex-stormtrooper, escaping from slavery and brainwashing, trained to be a killer from childhood, having insight into the new evil empire... What's his characterisation? Weak bumbling comedy black man comic relief.
@dylanv.4970
@dylanv.4970 4 года назад
Oof
@deviousj5868
@deviousj5868 4 года назад
I mean He's still cooler than Gohan. He even did more. But the thing he wanted to tell Rey went nowhere and it bugged the shit out of me.
@codyromrell6897
@codyromrell6897 2 года назад
Calling solo the iron man 3 of Star Wars is the best description I can think of.
@smuj77
@smuj77 5 месяцев назад
These are all, parts 1-9 goofy campy space wizard movies. Some good some bad
@diotheworld8671
@diotheworld8671 4 года назад
Well, just like a wise Jawa would say: *H O O T I N I*
@ultrayoshi100
@ultrayoshi100 4 года назад
As a wise Hutt would say Gunga hunbunga hohoho
@Lucas-mm2wn
@Lucas-mm2wn 4 года назад
As a wise bounty hunter would say McKlunkey
@Shinransa
@Shinransa 4 года назад
As a not so wise(and kind of an asshole actually) podracer would say: *P O O D O O*
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 года назад
I went to school with Antony Hootini Jr. He got whacked in prison. Sad story.
@twojacksandanace3847
@twojacksandanace3847 4 года назад
Ahh a Vanoss reference, a fellow man of culture at last!
@kurtorwell996
@kurtorwell996 3 года назад
The Last Jedi is objectively a film.
@CasuallyConsistent
@CasuallyConsistent 3 года назад
😳
@AnalyticalMenace
@AnalyticalMenace 3 года назад
Glad we cleared that up.
@goavs7438
@goavs7438 3 года назад
f i n a l l y people don’t seem to get that
@jeremyfaella999
@jeremyfaella999 3 года назад
Wow there buddy, bit of a hot take you got goin on here...
@normalguy7877
@normalguy7877 3 года назад
Run! He has an opinion
@blootooth00
@blootooth00 Год назад
The twelve seconds following 24:08 may legitimately be the funniest moment in any Cosmonaut video 🤣
@sollamander2206
@sollamander2206 2 года назад
Man I think this is the first Last Jedi take that is similar to how I viewed the movie. It kinda reminded of the feeling of reading a great author's debut novel. They have some really interesting innovative choices combined with some pretty obvious lows. I'm partial to this type of fiction but I understand if people are more tripped up by the negatives. The lack of acknowledgment of any of the positives almost pushed me into a camp of defending this movie as if it was 2001 A Space Odyssey when it was really just a decentish star wars movie that didn't have a third death star.
@corbinfraley7922
@corbinfraley7922 4 года назад
I really wished we lived in a world where disney planned out this trilogy.
@matiasaguilar2500
@matiasaguilar2500 4 года назад
@@coreyander286 things is, because no one knows what the fandom wants, they are just responding to what the fans say, like cosmonaut said
@rambonambo3510
@rambonambo3510 4 года назад
Corey Ander or JJ could have done all 3 movies of the trilogy to begin with. Since he already had everything set up.
@Spiky2306
@Spiky2306 4 года назад
Corey Ander Rian is the worst director Star Wars has ever had last Jedi is terrible especially the way he treat Luke
@MFXproduction
@MFXproduction 4 года назад
or better yet didnt buy star wars
@1410PSB
@1410PSB 4 года назад
@@rambonambo3510 let's be honest here, he had nothing set up. He set up questions in episode 7 that he had no intention of ever answering, and then when he had to direct 9, he sprang for answers he thought would please the most people.
@nagi4733
@nagi4733 4 года назад
"written by reddit" lmao that was gold
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 4 года назад
Even better cuz it's true🙄
@Shinransa
@Shinransa 4 года назад
I hope this will serve as an example that angry fans shouldn't write the movies...
@eesmaaura4961
@eesmaaura4961 4 года назад
@@Shinransa Its save to say the fan have contribute on the decision making of Ep.9, and it ain't good.
@joedinnie3079
@joedinnie3079 4 года назад
Nagi REDDIT GOLD
@majestyvondoom
@majestyvondoom 4 года назад
@@joedinnie3079 BEAT ME BY 16 MINUTES FUCK
@maxharrison4708
@maxharrison4708 Год назад
On your point on Finn’s arc being repeated across TFA and TLJ I do feel there is a slight distinction that, while underdeveloped from an execution standpoint, is nonetheless important to contextualise why Finn is given the side plot in TLJ. In TFA, Finn does *not* join the resistance. Not even unofficially. He abandons the First Order and wants to run, his motivation only changing to go and save Rey. He says as much to Han right when they’re on the base and Han is apoplectic that Finn technically used the Resistance for his own means. Finn gets knocked out defending Rey. TLJ starts Finn off with this exact same motivation. His first line waking from unconsciousness is shouting “Rey!” And then his next line is asking Poe, “Where’s Rey?”. He still has not joined the resistance and that is why he gets the proper war=bad lesson arc as other loose he has no reason to stay with the Resistance after he finds Rey again.
@ANGELOFDARKification
@ANGELOFDARKification Год назад
11:03 In hindsight, the Andor TV show filled in all the blanks. Kind of reminds me of how Filoni filled in all the blanks of the prequels in the Clone Wars.
@ETATAYO
@ETATAYO 4 года назад
“God forbid he’s one of those gays” LMAO
@daboi8734
@daboi8734 3 года назад
The way he says it just kills me XD
@YggdrasilAudio
@YggdrasilAudio 3 года назад
Got a case of the "not gays".
@yourlocalnerd7954
@yourlocalnerd7954 3 года назад
@@daboi8734 he says it like the cliche rich person with the monicoles and an excessive amount of crumpets and tea
@noofthecornretiredandpriva4495
@noofthecornretiredandpriva4495 3 года назад
"Yes how dare they not be attracted to women." -politics man in Russia
@timtheguy2179
@timtheguy2179 3 года назад
A Soviet Penguin but with a mouth dirtier than my dad’s
@senicord
@senicord 4 года назад
Speaking of The Rise of Skywalker’s opening crawl, the message Palpatine sends across the galaxy is only heard off-screen in Fortnite. Fortnite is now part of Star Wars canon.
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 года назад
I'm oiling up my guillotine. Like, that's nothing but a cashgrab deal between the two. At least make it a fucking star wars game, christ.
@alexfisher4207
@alexfisher4207 4 года назад
Fr?
@Mute8
@Mute8 4 года назад
It’s as if I heard hundreds of voices cry out in terror and were suddenly silenced
@CoratMcRed
@CoratMcRed 4 года назад
How the fuck does this stuff even get organized like this.
@madminer8041
@madminer8041 4 года назад
And here in the comments we have a bunch of band wagoners
@justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588
@justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588 6 месяцев назад
Star wars movie rankings 1. A New Hope 9/10 2. The Empire Strikes Back 9/10 3. Return of the Jedi 7.5/10 4. The Force Awakens 7/10 5. Solo: A star Wars Story 7/10 6. Rouge One 6/10 7. The Last Jedi 5/10 8. Revenge of the sith 5/10 9. The Phantom Menace 4/10 10. The Rise of Skywalker 3/10 11. The Star Wars Holiday Special 2/10 12. Attack of the Clones 2/10
@__ab-
@__ab- 4 месяца назад
TLJ over PM and tRoS over AotC is crazy to me
@Legend-vm9uv
@Legend-vm9uv 3 месяца назад
@@__ab-That’s actually pretty based
@ChemicallyCosmic
@ChemicallyCosmic 2 месяца назад
wait this ranking actually makes sense impossible
@scottwerner279
@scottwerner279 2 года назад
Weirdest part about the maul reveal is that he literally crash lands on a deserted planet after this and loses control of his criminal organization
@Mfxzz
@Mfxzz 4 года назад
the really wasted my boy john boyega by only using him to shout “REY!” in all the films
@enzymaticcinnabun
@enzymaticcinnabun 4 года назад
"She's muh queen" He got Jon Snow'd
@crazyjew878
@crazyjew878 4 года назад
He also got cucked to hell trying to tell Rey he loves her and never getting the girl in the end
@Gameviewsblog
@Gameviewsblog 4 года назад
@@enzymaticcinnabun aaaaw maaaaan!!! i was gonna make that joke! : Finn: REEEY! Me: What?!? why are you yelling so much for Rey?!? Finn: ....She's muh queen
@Kelly_C
@Kelly_C 4 года назад
rey: poe: chewbacca: c3po: finn: *_REY!_*
@alwaysxnever
@alwaysxnever 4 года назад
Facts.
@IngvarMar
@IngvarMar 4 года назад
Return of the Jedi: “It’s bad 6/10” Rogue One: “It’s pretty good! 6/10” Rise of Skywalker: “It’s so baaad, it’s just awful 6/10”
@razkable
@razkable 4 года назад
this guy reviewing seems to be what I hate about fans..he clearly wants the whole non special chosen one type characters...he wants everyone to matter the nobody gets the strongest force oooh the nobody that so subversive even though it makes no sense and is lame.....thats not how reality works bloondlines do matter ...a nobody can't be king on their own...power comes from that bloodline...its better to connect everyone than not to...its what we sign up for..give us the opposite we riot sorry..its established the skywalker vs palpatine storyline is all that matters so when you try to subvert that we all get mad...its what 8 films were about for gods sake ...don't make one film that tries to go against it...
@whysegaming1548
@whysegaming1548 4 года назад
Catherine the first, Theodora and Toyotomi Hideyoshi are all examples of peasants who eventually became kings or queens of their respective empires. There is also plenty of modern day stories of complete nobodies who were able to become millionaires. This kind of scenario, while rare, is not impossible. It sends a message that true power comes not from bloodlines, but from one’s self, which while may not be realistic, is still a better message to send then just be the chosen one or you’re useless. If we get the same Star Wars story for the rest of our lives, nobody will care anymore.
@DenyDenDenzel
@DenyDenDenzel 4 года назад
there's a lot of deleted replies here huh
@PlahaKumar
@PlahaKumar 4 года назад
Yeah Cosmomaut was weird with his ratings.
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 4 года назад
Igor I think he likes them all but his expectations were a little different with each
@mihirsabnis7240
@mihirsabnis7240 6 дней назад
People aren't mad that Rey is good at things, they're mad that she is better than everyone at everything. She can always one up someone at something even if it's her first time. It's just a boring character.
@theminecraft2516
@theminecraft2516 2 года назад
“Force Awakens is so good” “Empire Strikes back, now this is where things get good” “A New Hope, an actual good movie”
@LS0135
@LS0135 4 года назад
“The dumb cartoon show” *You have become the very thing you swore to destroy*
@chingizakhundov7313
@chingizakhundov7313 4 года назад
That was the moment,when I went reading comments
@cartop9392
@cartop9392 4 года назад
I don’t know if you know this or if your comment was a joke, but Cosmonaut made a video praising the Clone Wars.
@LS0135
@LS0135 4 года назад
@@cartop9392 that's the point, he said in that video that it shouldn't be thought of as a dumb cartoon show, also star-wars-memes.fandom.com/wiki/You_have_become_the_very_thing_you_swore_to_destroy!
@cartop9392
@cartop9392 4 года назад
@The daily Meme Thanks for clarifying.
@brickpalaceproductions
@brickpalaceproductions 4 года назад
@@cartop9392 yeah he did and we love that video but as a 12 year old star wars expert i can tell you that me my brother and almost the entire world agrees that the Disney star wars film's suck
@Akadaaka
@Akadaaka 4 года назад
"I'm done" The mandalorian: oh no you aren't!
@Chuked
@Chuked 4 года назад
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH
@j19aiden91
@j19aiden91 4 года назад
Even worse.... the Holiday Special
@Dushine
@Dushine 4 года назад
Mandalorian is kinda bad though.
@GageoftheJungle
@GageoftheJungle 4 года назад
@@Dushine It's okay to have opinions but your opinion is wrong
@Onslaught14Xbox
@Onslaught14Xbox 4 года назад
The Christmas Special: Oh no you aren't!
@AuthorCertifiedGoof
@AuthorCertifiedGoof 2 года назад
I loved Solo, too! I really want them to explore more of that story so much. I also loved The Last Jedi
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 года назад
I liked all the Disney movies, to be honest. Please don't start an argument if you disagree with me. Just ignore my comment and rethink your life. Edit: okay, ignore that second paragraph. Why I wrote it so harshly, I don't know... just don't reply to my comment if you disagree
@Gridseeker
@Gridseeker 2 года назад
@@MariOmor1 x3. Excepto+ episode 9, which is crap.
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 года назад
@@Gridseeker ok
@gonk8696
@gonk8696 2 года назад
@@MariOmor1 i really want to argue with you because you said not to
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 года назад
@@gonk8696 risk getting your replies blocked then
@thrango2379
@thrango2379 2 года назад
You touched on this in the TRoS section but I think people need to blame Disney more. They were the ones that didn't plan the trilogy, they were the ones who hired to directors and didn't have them coordinate, they were the ones who likely pushed for TRoS to be so reactionary to TLJ. I think Disney is solely responsible for the problems with the sequels.
@thatsallreviews
@thatsallreviews 4 года назад
I need a part 4 of this series including: - The Clone Wars movie - The Holiday Special - The 2 Ewok movies
@evanlight671
@evanlight671 4 года назад
So the three ugly bruises of Star Wars most want to forget
@LeafMaltieze
@LeafMaltieze 4 года назад
I didn't even know there were ewok movies.
@michaelnally2841
@michaelnally2841 4 года назад
Parker Jameson no those are things everyone wants to forget. That even George Lucas wants to eliminate
@brandonhaag52
@brandonhaag52 4 года назад
Ewok movies?
@golden1_1dragon12
@golden1_1dragon12 4 года назад
Evan Light hey clone wars movie is good
@brendangleim5484
@brendangleim5484 4 года назад
“God forbid he’s one of those gays.”
@Cool_Adam
@Cool_Adam 4 года назад
Time stamp?
@quantumino101
@quantumino101 4 года назад
@@Cool_Adam 22:50
@elliottbenjamin9261
@elliottbenjamin9261 4 года назад
Genral John bad movie is bad
@YourDadYoda
@YourDadYoda 4 года назад
Well I mean to be fair disney would have probably made him gay in a pandering way instead of it feeling actually real
@IronTransformers1301
@IronTransformers1301 4 года назад
@@YourDadYoda oscar issac actually wanted to have a gay relationship between him and finn but then disney said no surprisingly
@DaveMaguire
@DaveMaguire 2 месяца назад
38:35 As much as I love Revenge of the Sith, I have to acknowledge that Grevious is an underdeveloped character. He is merely an obstacle to the jedi. His only important traits are that he carries 4 lightsabers and that Count Dooku trained him. He was a plot thread that was introduced in the last film of a trilogy. My point is, Grevious didn't become an interesting character until The Clone Wars. I know the 2D micro series existed years before, but Grevious was just Michael Myers essentially. The Clone Wars delve into Grevious's origin, rivalry with Kenobi and Ventress, his relationship with Dooku, and his bloodthirst results in the war. What The Clone Wars did for The Prequels is what I hope Disney will pursue with The Sequels.
@panicatthejojo0315
@panicatthejojo0315 Год назад
Whats really really sad is that the original script for Episode 9 before the Last Jedi hate, directed by Colin Trevorrow titled Episode IX Duel of the Fates (which sounds cool as shit) was actually really good and would have made the sequel trilogy an actually solid trilogy
@willsmith348
@willsmith348 4 года назад
"People who put empire at the top are clowns" Even though you said empire was better than episode 4 two videos ago
@chase21592
@chase21592 4 года назад
You get used to it.
@tcomizij5062
@tcomizij5062 4 года назад
It's hyperbole and meant to be humorous
@molly2316
@molly2316 4 года назад
Joe Mama he was joking
@Dodovacer
@Dodovacer 4 года назад
He was subverting your expectations!
@Xelarious360
@Xelarious360 4 года назад
but if 4 wasn't good then 5 wouldn't exist
@icaruskids8863
@icaruskids8863 3 года назад
They so wasted Finn I wish they’d done SOMETHING with him
@daboi8734
@daboi8734 3 года назад
Well in Force Awakens they did SOMETHING with him but in the later movies, he's just known as the dude who screams "rEeY!"
@thespectaculargamernerd8114
@thespectaculargamernerd8114 3 года назад
He had such good potential in nine. He's force sensitive and finds another stormtrooper like him who was inspired by him and left? And they don't do ANYTHING with these plots! Why?
@daboi8734
@daboi8734 3 года назад
@@thespectaculargamernerd8114 Cuz they didn't plan out the trilogy and Rian Johnson made some changes which Abrams had a hard time to adapt to Episode 9, if only Disney made a plan, everything would've gone smoothly or if at least Abrams or Johnson directed the whole trilogy.
@johngreen8921
@johngreen8921 3 года назад
@@daboi8734 hit the nail right on the head
@LeeEverett1
@LeeEverett1 3 года назад
They wasted practically everyone's character in these movies. Aside from Luke, I think Phasma got the worst treatment. She was so hyped up before the movie came out but turned out to be absolute shit.
@gabevillarrealedits
@gabevillarrealedits 2 года назад
“Viewers are not that picky” gave me a hearty laugh
@Ar1AnX1x
@Ar1AnX1x 2 года назад
"this movie's like it was written by 500 people" LMAOO that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard
@dylanmullaney1966
@dylanmullaney1966 4 года назад
“Worst twist in all of Star Wars , WRITTEN BY ReDDiT” lmaooo
@jhanno3771
@jhanno3771 4 года назад
I definitely get the idea, but reddit just wanted Rey's skills to make sense... They could just as easily have gone with the explanation that Kylo accidentally imprinted some of his Force knowledge on her while he was torturing her, since it was still a new type of torture we hadn't seen much of before. People just wanted her to be related to someone powerful so we could better stomach that she's doin' all this cool shit without so much as even a line to acknowledge how good at everything Force-related she is.
@joshuamorales1215
@joshuamorales1215 4 года назад
I think that’s not the smartest thing to say, even though it’s a joke. I know a lot of people on reddit just wanted her powers to make sense, not necessarily just make her related to someone
@jimjam7928
@jimjam7928 4 года назад
@@jhanno3771 Completely ruins her character arc. I can stomach not seeing yet another training montage. It's really not that important. Thematically for Star Wars as a whole it was such a beautiful sentiment that Rey was a nobody; it meant someone, anyone, could be the hero. Bloodlines and Chosen Ones are some of the most overused aspects of fantasy literature. As someone who's read and watched a lot in the genre of fantasy, it's always refreshing to see a writer try to break the conventions. That's what TLJ was at its best, and yet it was all effortlessly reversed in ROS. It's a real shame.
@jimjam7928
@jimjam7928 4 года назад
@Last Christmas I gave u my Fart The prequels try to turn Anakin into more of a Mary Sue than the sequels did with Rey. In the Phantom Menace, why bother showing him constructing the equivalent of an F1 car and rebuilding an android when it has not relevance for his character going forward?
@jhanno3771
@jhanno3771 4 года назад
@@jimjam7928 Whoops, there's a comma in my original comment that wasn't meant to be there. It should read "People just wanted her to be related to someone powerful so we could stomach..." as in, people wanted it for a utilitarian reason, not a thematic one. The same function could have been served by another explanation, there's far from just one reason a writer could come up with for why she woke up one day and had tons of Force power. The one I mentioned about Ren accidentally giving her some of his Force ability was an explanation that seemed to be canon for a while, apparently it was in one of the comics or books or whatever. Plus, there are thousands of Jedi in the Prequels, all of which with their own descendants and bloodlines, but the sequels chose to close the loop instead of expanding the world. I'll add more of my thoughts in the hopes of being clearer, in case anyone cares about another rando's thoughts In TLJ it's strongly implied that Rey became powerful with the Force because Kylo Ren was getting stronger as well, and Rey was given power to balance his strength. For all the praise that it made Rey and others into self-made characters free of bloodline ties, what it really did when viewed as a whole was remove any individual imperative to actually work at this stuff. If it gets too imbalanced on one side, the Force will magic an opposite-side person into being. Makes the whole "destiny" thing extremely literal, as Rey didn't really have to do anything to become nearly as powerful as, if not more powerful than, Kylo. Meanwhile Kylo trained for over a decade with multiple Force masters, but is beaten twice in a row by someone who thought the Force was a myth literal days ago. Someone, anyone, being the hero is absolutely commendable. But they still have to work for it, they have to struggle to get there, it's how the audience is shown they should root for that character as they overcome their weaknesses and acquire strengths. Luke *was* related to a powerful Jedi, yet still took three movies to get to where Rey got to in roughly the first 40 minutes of TFA.. I don't like the bloodlines thing much either myself, but it was something that in my experience most fans only wanted so that it could explain why Rey didn't have to train with it to become more powerful than 99.9% of the Force users shown in the movies. Like I said, there are definitely other ways to explain that exact plot point without falling back on "she's related to X person you've heard of who is strong." The issue with TLJ is that while it provided an explanation for that plot point, which TFA explicitly set up to be answered later (you don't write in dialogue explicitly questioning someone's actions or abilities if you don't intend to touch on that question later, that's basic setup and payoff, screenwriting 101), TLJ did so at the cost of any semblance of stakes in the galaxy. If the state of the universe gets too bad, the Force will always just create more good to defeat the bad. If the heroes are winning too much, the Force will pull a dick move and draw some of them towards the dark side to get the massacres fired back up. The treatment of the Force was one of many things TLJ did that practically broke core elements of the series. And I say all this as someone who went into 7, 8, and 9 as the most detached and casual fan possible. I haven't read the books, watched the TV shows, read the comics, bought any of the toys or merch, and I don't think I've seen any of the movies more than two or three times all the way through or even watched episode 6 all the way through. I don't defend the prequels over the sequels either, my list from #1-#9 goes 5 4 6 7 9 8 3 1 2. Even then, the first viewing I was mostly confused by what they were going for, but the second viewing I started to see how TLJ was outright throwing away stuff I'd thought was firmly established by the movies before it, even while the new trilogy still wanted me to think of the old movies in order to draw meaningful connections to many of the stories' elements. Rewatching TLJ felt like cognitive dissonance in the form of a blockbuster movie. And that was before I started seeing several-hour reviews of it start popping up, where people who had actually been attached to the material and weren't turned completely off by the prequels went over in detail just how many different ways 8 went against things established in 4-6, then in 1-3, then in 7, and even in 8 itself. It's just... not good. Needed a script doctor, one armed with shears hopefully. Writing is hard, writing a script that subverts everyone's expectations when a lot of people's expectations were just "this piece of the story has an explanation, and the second movie/*eighth season* will likely answer it in some interesting way without raising new questions that will never be solved" is generally a bad idea. Johnson wanted to outsmart the Internet by cutting most of the mysteries off at the knees instead of just building on them and extending them into the third movie where appropriate. Rey didn't have to be Leia's cousin or whatever for the plot to make sense, but that's the easiest answer, so of course it got the most attention on voting-based platforms like social media sites like reddit. Instead, the answer seems to be that the Force gave her light side power for free because there was too much dark side power in the galaxy. Which would make perfect sense, if there weren't 7 previous movies of times where the Force was described differently than that, or where the Force behaved differently from that, or if that didn't kind of rob any sense of tension from the events of the saga, since we know A) that there can never be a state where the heroes are winning for too long, because it will cause a spontaneous Force-generated dark side uprising, and B) that there can never be a state where the villains are winning for too long because the reverse will happen. The prequels did this too with the prophecy. The Force being some kind of galactic will was always a mistake, and it continued into this trilogy, unfortunately. TL;DR TLJ bad, Satan bless any fool who actually reads all this
@thadmeboy1129
@thadmeboy1129 4 года назад
The definition of insanity is trying something over and over again and expecting different results Palpatine: death star, death star 2, first order deathstar, death star star destroyer.
@L-92761
@L-92761 4 года назад
Mr random stuff can we just have a main plot devise that doesn’t destroy planets
@thadmeboy1129
@thadmeboy1129 4 года назад
@@L-92761 the only movies are the prequels but they already suck with the diolage jar jar h ok lf bad plot poorly written characters ect
@ziecheese
@ziecheese 4 года назад
Death star, bigger death star , even bigger death star , smaller death star x 3000
@sasukes2938
@sasukes2938 4 года назад
Try trowing a dice over and over again and see if you have differents results
@helenline1790
@helenline1790 4 года назад
What's the obsession with destroying planets lol
@DefNotStarscream
@DefNotStarscream 2 месяца назад
The jokes in last Jedi all fell flat but I did like the joke where Hux said "Did you think you got him?" after Kylo shot Luke like over 9000 times
@jimmytrex0920
@jimmytrex0920 4 месяца назад
Luke: takes 3 movies, losing a hand and a duel on Cloud City, training from Yoda and Obi-wan to beat Vader and only beats Palpatine with the help of Vader. Rey: Kicks Kylo's ass, Kicks the Praetorian guard's asses, learns to use force lightning from nowhere, kicks Kylo's ass again, learns to heal Kylo with the force out of nowhere and kicks EMPEROR PALPATINE'S ASS ALL WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP I liked Rey as a protagonist but THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE
@aaronsustaita277
@aaronsustaita277 3 месяца назад
Kylo got shot and was bleeding to death in the force awakens.
@JayJaycubbs
@JayJaycubbs 22 дня назад
@@aaronsustaita277”to death”? How do you know? lol
@MrMisfortune
@MrMisfortune 4 года назад
Solo's end credits song should've been "I'm Han Solo"
@groovyq7910
@groovyq7910 4 года назад
It was
@bigstunna2049
@bigstunna2049 4 года назад
"No jabba to answer to"
@errornoname23
@errornoname23 4 года назад
slick vick Not a fixture in the palace zoo
@gabsnandes7818
@gabsnandes7818 4 года назад
Im so happy the carbonite is gone, Im moving on!
@liamlin8394
@liamlin8394 4 года назад
Im han, han solo
@clefton3112
@clefton3112 4 года назад
I hate how they make finn a really cool character and then just throw him away. I wish we saw way more of Finn
@funnysonicman
@funnysonicman 4 года назад
Clefton Mee too! His story in TFA was so great and it just went downhill from there (like the movies, with the exception of solo) Could you imagine if he AND Rey were the main characters in the whole trilogy for the whole trilogy, that’d be awesome! A stormtrooper that left the first order to become a rebel, and then (this is imaginary) became a Jedi?! And rebuilt the Jedi order along with a scavenger that’s also force sensitive, that would’ve been so cool Oh well
@davea3641
@davea3641 4 года назад
I actually thought Finn was going to wield a light saber and gain a connection to the force whilst still being a skilled blaster shooter. It'd have been cool as he didn't have a major connection to the jedi directly. He did hold his own against Kylo after all.
@caitlynwinkler4189
@caitlynwinkler4189 4 года назад
Agreed. I was so excited when Finn and Rey were introduced; I felt like both had a ton of potential and were going to be really fun to watch, but then they threw Finn to the side and kept tricking us about what Rey could do and who she was.
@funnysonicman
@funnysonicman 4 года назад
Caitlyn Winkler Exactly. I have no clue why they just wasted Finn after TFA. Having a woman as the MAIN main protagonist isn’t a problem at all, I’m fine with that. But you could still have good stories and development for other characters! Especially the character that, if we’re being honest, was kind of marketed as the main character in the first movie! Finn was always seen holding the lightsaber in promotional material, including trailers. To have Rey be the kind of secret real main character in the first movie and then be the real main character moving forward is fine, but to just entirely waste him is just such an unnecessary and stupid thing to do! His arc in TFA was to fantastic and compelling, and the could’ve done some great stuff with him in the future, but no we need ReY pAlPaTiNe. Oh sorry, this was pretty long.😅
@reek4062
@reek4062 4 года назад
the black guy was a space janitor, but that's still better than a female version of Gary Stu
@leogio8093
@leogio8093 2 года назад
I never understood why solo was disliked. I think it was pretty good. At the time I scratched my head to ask why maul was there because last I thought he was… dead? Or something, but I then wondered what that meant for q’ira. Whom we’ve not heard from since.
@gilgameh7138
@gilgameh7138 Год назад
I don't get the hate of the prequels. Star wars 3 was a masterpiece for my personal view. The best star wars movie and one of the best space opera movie's of all time, so underappreciated
@clonetrooper2003
@clonetrooper2003 Год назад
Tell that to this original trilogy jackass
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