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Games, movies, television, heartbreak! CVH is your new favorite RU-vid channel!


Why It Sucks/The Worst Superhero Movies Ever Made:
Marcus either loves something or hates it. There is no in-between.

Cosmonaut Picture Show:
Marcus and the Cosmonaut crew watch movies and react to them!

Cosmonaut Quickie:
Marcus reviews the latest films!
Did Anybody Watch Invincible Season 2
8:49
Месяц назад
Dune Part 2 - Cosmonaut Quickie
9:05
2 месяца назад
Cosmonaut Catch-Up 2023
51:32
4 месяца назад
Batman - All Movies Reviewed pt. 2
1:19:21
4 месяца назад
Batman - All Movies Reviewed pt. 1
1:02:12
5 месяцев назад
The Highs and Lows of Spider-Man 2 (PS5)
22:06
7 месяцев назад
Mortal Kombat (1995) - Cosmonaut Picture Show
20:41
8 месяцев назад
The Most Boring Transformers Movie So Far
26:18
8 месяцев назад
Ranking EVERY Superhero Movie
1:07:02
9 месяцев назад
Spider-Man Lotus - A Film Born From Spite
38:16
9 месяцев назад
Barbenheimer Double Feature - Cosmonaut Quickie
10:26
10 месяцев назад
What if We Had a GREAT X-Men Game?
21:36
11 месяцев назад
The Flash - Cosmonaut Quickie
8:05
11 месяцев назад
Across the Spider-Verse - Cosmonaut Quickie
8:11
11 месяцев назад
The Current State of the MCU
10:24
Год назад
Cosmonaut 2022 CATCH-UP
43:02
Год назад
The Hobbit Trilogy - Why It Sucks
41:07
Год назад
Комментарии
@yeyoandrew1987
@yeyoandrew1987 5 часов назад
I was in the age demographic when this show came out, and I still thought it fucking sucked.
@pharaohbubbles1547
@pharaohbubbles1547 7 часов назад
When the Witcher porn parody is better than the recent Netflix seasons
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood 8 часов назад
Holy shit! Towards the end, I think you solved why a lot of recent Star Wars content has been so shitty! Like you said, it’s because the production basically has no stakes! They’re backed by Disney money, which may as well be a blank check until Disney either sells the IP or goes bankrupt! There’s no larger punishment for bad ideas because a new project is already fully funded and underway. They’re literally just throwing shit at the wall to see which nuggets stick, and they’re not gonna stop until they run out of shit to throw! They have a nearly bottomless bucket of shit, whereas the older Star Wars content couldn’t afford to be throwing shit. They had to meticulously craft a golden egg in the hopes that the public would at least help them break even. Their actions actually had overarching consequences!
@madnessred
@madnessred 8 часов назад
That last clip sure has aged well in the past few years lol
@Mvn06
@Mvn06 10 часов назад
U know whats the weirdest thing. This guy's opinions and mine r literally the EXACT same. Like a 1:1. Like sometimes watching this video I felt like guy was reading MY mind. The exact way of experiencing, and they way they were perceived, and the formation of the final opinion is literally 1:1 same to same identical between this guy and me. And yet through the very same processes and experiences and perceptions, we still ended up with 2 completely polar opposite results. This guy HATES JoJo's I fucking LOVE Jojo's with ALL my heart and soul. Thats crazy like how we have the exact same thoughts and opinions throughout and yet ended up landing on two opposite sides.. thats crazy.
@johnbellessa
@johnbellessa 10 часов назад
I need you to understand that, if they ever get finished, Dany is going to be a genocidal maniac by the end of the books too. It's just that George will do a better job with her descent into madness.
@MasterJunior93
@MasterJunior93 11 часов назад
15:14 plot twist, his grandma's death was planned ahead.
@hyperfusion4074
@hyperfusion4074 11 часов назад
I gotta admit, part 3 did drag on, but dont diss my boy Polnarreff like that
@Amelia_PC
@Amelia_PC 14 часов назад
Of course, everyone wanted Invincible to have this level of animation. Skybound is a well-established studio, but it doesn't have the same resources as the house of the mouse.
@sergiolangston5540
@sergiolangston5540 14 часов назад
It's pretty obvious that they were going for ultimate Spiderman, plus in 1967 nerds are losers, in the year this movie came out nerds are in. So that idea that Peter Parker is a loser because he's a nerd doesn't work anymore. Get a life
@zarombiste9158
@zarombiste9158 14 часов назад
Bran is really useless, the could’ve at least give him the task to explain everyone who white walkers are what they want and some little dark ambivalent story that everyone could bring up… Jon is just dumm dany is his queen. I lost all respect and hate Jon from last 2 seasons. Tyrion is useless and make no sense what he is even doin there. Whole drama between Sansa and other starks went nowhere, Jamie had at least a little bit satisfying arc but then he reseted and became old sister horny idiot, Cersei make no sense, whole euron greyjoy storylines is ridiculous he is just comedian, hound is ok…., Arya faceless assassin after killing freys and night king(why she?) became normal Arya again. In books when u become faceless it’s creepy stuff u are very changed… The ending is very anti climactic and turned ridiculous on small council meeting…
@user-vv8hw5jk4z
@user-vv8hw5jk4z 14 часов назад
Yeah I don't know who told you that everyone thinks that the old X-Men animated series was bad and did not hold up or that everybody thinks that same way but your wrong over all I don't know why but people say the same thing about the 90s Spider-Man the animated series and they're totally wrong about that as well
@user-vv8hw5jk4z
@user-vv8hw5jk4z 14 часов назад
Magneto was right
@PatrickBoyda
@PatrickBoyda 15 часов назад
I'll give this one a modicum of credit, the line "On Cybertron we were gods; but here, they call us machines" is raw as hell
@user-vv8hw5jk4z
@user-vv8hw5jk4z 15 часов назад
So what you're saying is you want to go back and watch all of the 90's X-Men animated series cartoon and do a big review on it? no? because if you're not saying that then you saying that the show sucks really doesn't mean anything by the way the show does not suck in any way it's a masterpiece even if you didn't grow up watching the show so you don't have nostalgia for it and the show does hold up it looked amazing for its time as well the animation is so awesome it has adult themes it has great action and awesome characters one of the best voice cast of all time and it is very true to the comic books a great adaptation of the comic stories
@skyslasher2297
@skyslasher2297 15 часов назад
42:45 Because this movie is a prequel and the ending of a trilogy if things didn’t end where these characters were by a new hope it would fail in its purpose as a prequel to the original trilogy by leaving us with several unanswered questions. Thats just the meta reason but Yoda and Obi Wan going into exile narratively makes more sense then you think. Yoda thought that now was the only chance he had to assassinate palpatine he had just consolidated power he had few guards and believed Yoda was dead at the time plus there was still time to undo the formation of the empire as it’s only a few hours old. He can’t go back because he’s tired disarmed and the chamber was going to be swarming with stormtroopers. The opportunity to stop the sith for now has passed and palpatine was not going to let an opportunity like this arise again so going into exile will at least insure he’s alive which is much better for the galaxy in the long run.
@isaiahprettypaint8877
@isaiahprettypaint8877 15 часов назад
You sound like a man scarwd of changed
@naraiansingh1837
@naraiansingh1837 16 часов назад
What about Batman beyond return of the joker just asking?
@chrisd9012
@chrisd9012 16 часов назад
Maybe the force will do my taxes this year.
@chrisd9012
@chrisd9012 16 часов назад
Horses in space. It's all im saying...
@chrisd9012
@chrisd9012 16 часов назад
Not kissing your a$$ but maybe just maybe a movie studio should hire you and people like you. Your plot lines are by far better than all the garbage that qualifies as movies today.
@Vanpiresquids
@Vanpiresquids 17 часов назад
WRONG It’s not gonna haunt me! Because I’m just gonna make a ttrpg system out of it
@TevyaSmolka
@TevyaSmolka 17 часов назад
I love x-men 97 it was really amazing
@naraiansingh1837
@naraiansingh1837 18 часов назад
“This thing is nicer than my apartment” the irony in this situation is that I don’t have an apartment I have a house
@normie2716
@normie2716 19 часов назад
Leia: "I guess I should have kept my mouth shut, like a mute." Rey: "Don't wave your hankey at me!"
@Sergio0hf
@Sergio0hf 19 часов назад
I legit don't know if this is trolling or just someone who is just unable to understand what he sees or reads. Like, I get not liking jojo completely, is not for everyone... But your reasonings? oh wow... is like... you couldn't be more wrong even if you wanted to... You describing the series is like having a Heavy Smoker who only eats McDonald's trying to critique a 3 Course Meal... I've been a judge for multiple debate tournaments, and your video gave me that vibe when one of the teams has to argue the hardest side, and they don't have what's necessary. All your arguments are weak, they fall flat and need to he very broad because if you try to specify, your whole case crumbles down.
@Omallo-qp4oi
@Omallo-qp4oi 21 час назад
By the time he started talking about Batman v Superman I had already forgotten it was the original focus of the video
@jaybone2321
@jaybone2321 21 час назад
I’ve just now discovered this gem, and for the first time too! I guess you could say I’m a golddigger, but not a golddigger in the sense of some horrid woman conning some foolish fool man out of his common sense into making him believe she loves him, but a digger of gold, some truly valuable, like this gem of a series. Although, a gem is closer to a stone, so I guess more accurately I’d be a stone worker. A master stone worker. And I’ve unearthed this prize rock, but it’s not mine to keep. It must be shared. So for those of you who rediscover my discovery, you’re welcome.
@Zaidoesstuff
@Zaidoesstuff 21 час назад
26:24 wild
@user-uf5vi5mg9e
@user-uf5vi5mg9e 21 час назад
Love this movie. But i also think that its the first one that shows many signs of George Lucas not having people around him who said "No, George. Thats a dumb idea." From time to time. In no way do i wanna dump on Lucas here. He is the great visionary who gave us one of the greatest stories ever. Like all humans he just isnt perfect and also had bad ideas. In the first two movies he had much more ambitious teams around him who gave enough constructive criticism. And the good thing was that Lucas accepted such criticism. Instead of being stubborn and arrogant like others his kind personality worked perfectly here. But the more success Star Wars had, the more people didnt dare to do that anymore and this movie gives a first taste of whats to come with the Prequels. Which i dont hate btw. Anyways. Thanks for everything, George Lucas. Since i was a kid ill always be fascinated about the world you created.
@justinthewarrior9165
@justinthewarrior9165 21 час назад
I love the first one I was obsessed with the first one. And I loved it, and I was really excited to watch the. Sequel, and let me tell you. The second one it's actually really good. I actually did enjoy it. It was really fun. I actually really did enjoy it. I wasn't bored or anything but. It actually was really good and I really loved it. I gave the first one and eight out of ten and for the second I'm going to give it an 8 out of 10. Both of these both get eight out of ten for me and of the more I watch both of them, the more I'll give them a nine out and ten
@nyreimendez2572
@nyreimendez2572 22 часа назад
I grew up with the hobbit. This was my lord of the rings as when lord of the rings was to you as a teenager. None of your points are well thought out or show an understanding for the story and nuances of the actors portrayal of characters. I’m a big fan and have been watching for years. But you missed with this one fam. Coulda juts said I didn’t like it or what the writers did 😂. But I feel you gotta eat and it is ur opinion
@coldiglooman
@coldiglooman День назад
Not a film maker, but if Gavin wanted to show how death can affect people, couldn’t he have a main villain and Spider-Man failing to stop them, then he speaks to the kid, leaves, gets his ass whooped and almost dies, goes back to the kid and gets advice and shows his face and finally leaves to kick the villain’s ass. W idea?
@BrightMesoma-rg1uh
@BrightMesoma-rg1uh День назад
Your video is amazing, but some part are not really necessary to be criticized
@BrightMesoma-rg1uh
@BrightMesoma-rg1uh День назад
27:18 tbh they were all sacred so they didn't think it through
@BrightMesoma-rg1uh
@BrightMesoma-rg1uh День назад
24:29 this part, the way he said the 'what!!'😂😂😂 LOMA
@BrightMesoma-rg1uh
@BrightMesoma-rg1uh День назад
24:00 the scene of his teeth actually fixing...is due to electromagnetism the both tooth were north pole assuming while the rest that was beside them were south thus causing repulsion
@ryth1000
@ryth1000 День назад
I don't disrespect peoples thoughts but as a Fan of Zack Synder and his supporter his not a terrible or bad director his just a guy who wants to visualise his story of how they go and i don't blame him for that I mean not trying to say you all are wrong but with respect for you all and Zack his just trying to make a movie thats not really for Kids honestly and thats why i really respect him for, his a guy who trying his best to make movies more dark and serious the best i can say Thats why i respect him so much because he reminds me of a younger me who wants to do something very crazy that no other director likes to do Don't get me wrong but people are just trying their best to do what the audience wants and if there not doing good enough its better to give director more advice on what he should do unless his stubborn i understand But again this is just something they want to do and i don't think he hates Superman or his movies because if he did he would have end up being like Joss Whedon messing with the Justice League movie honestly so yeah theres no need to hate Zack Synder his just a man whos trying to give his audience his best talent of what he likes to do thats all i can say so all i can say is i hope James Gunn can do something similar like Zack did just don't be like Joss Whedon is all i can say to him is all as a joke thank you 😂
@marksaguindel1903
@marksaguindel1903 День назад
Snatch!
@surplusvalue5497
@surplusvalue5497 День назад
This honestly might be my favorite modern super hero movie. I liked a lot of pre-mcu movies but it's been a long slog of duds.
@xamames2018
@xamames2018 День назад
What really matters is merchandising
@digitaurus
@digitaurus День назад
The point about everyone being snarky to each other (at 11:00) ... that's just how the British talk. Believe me, I spent two years living in the USA and the Americans are VERY different in this regard.
@chaseanderson2726
@chaseanderson2726 День назад
This movie really makes you feel like watching a different spider-man movie
@Adog00
@Adog00 День назад
How?😂 it’s a top 3 Star Wars movie. You probably think the sequels are better😂
@gentlemantwerp
@gentlemantwerp День назад
I just got the contrarian the great 😆
@redeubelbet.kingdom5212
@redeubelbet.kingdom5212 День назад
LOONA THE KPOP GROUP REFERENCE IM SUBSCRIBING TO THIS CHANNEL !
@niceuser2face611
@niceuser2face611 День назад
Unpopular opinion, the barrel scene is almost best-second to Smaug investing so much attention to “barrel rider? BARREL RIDER!”
@jordanfleming1594
@jordanfleming1594 День назад
Dude dardevil season 3 is great and i think you'd have alot to say about it
@YasukeUchiha
@YasukeUchiha День назад
I believe Dracula said what he said and turned into blade because he knew the cure wouldn’t kill him since he’s only half and blade would never choose to be human (he didn’t in the first movie). So the vampire race would continue with him, aka his thirst for human blood. And he turned into him so people thought he was dead. Remember in the movie blade was basically famous and a wanted man so if people thought he was dead nobody would hunt him. Making the vampire race still continuing with blade. Dracula probably thinks blade will eventually give in to his “true” nature as a vampire by attacking humans and making more vampires.
@cannedratmeat5258
@cannedratmeat5258 День назад
Wow I'd trade my whole apartment to rewatch this video. Idk guys I tried just give me the damn frosty.