Every Tube Station Song 

We dont number our streets though :p

More like: 14th street and 23rd street and uhh... the other 23rd st, and the other one, and the last one.

😂😂

@No this is patrick yup

I suppose this orderly planning of street instead of a mess makes hell of a traffic since everyone now have to commute from residential district to a commercial one instead of literally going downstairs

*That's a f***ing difficult one!*

Some else asked this. He replied No.

He did try during the Nerdcube’s big stream (red nose day charity stream 2017) at the end of the draw full 2 section. He couldn’t do it.

I had the luxury of being your 1000th Upvote. And I gave evidence to prove it xD

And if that's too easy, try singing (a suitably reordered version of) it to the tune of “I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General”.

would really be great

PETITION SIGNED

Got My Support!

Indeed

Need to make it shorter

1. Hornchurch 2. Ickenham 3. Hainault 4. Cockfosters 5. Ravenscourt Park 6. Bromley-by-Bow 7. Morden 8. Monument 9. Mornington Crescent 10. Paddington 11. Plastow 12. Pimlico 13. Dagenham Heatway 14. Elephant and Castle 15. Richmond 16. Sloane Square 17. Becontree 18. Brixton 19. Barbican 20. Chorleywood 21. Amersham 22. Eastcote 23. Alperton 24. East Finchley 25. Kenton 26. Kennington 27. Fairlop 28. Farringdon 29. Mile End 30. Barons Court 31. Maida Vale 32. Barking 33. Barkingside 34. Debden 35. Hammersmith 36. Vauxhall 37. Wembley Park 38. Tottenham Hale 39. Northwood 40. Oakwood 41. Wood Green 42. Woodford 43. Colliers Wood 44. Croxley 45. Charing Cross 46. King’s Cross and Saint Pancras Int. 47. Brent Cross 48. Hatton Cross 49. Osterley 50. Balham 51. Borough 52. Chesham 53. Hampstead 54. Loughton 55. Leyton 56. Leytonstone 57. Stanmore 58. Snaresbrook 59. Greenford 60. Northolt 61. Northfields 62. Southfields 63. Marylebone 64. Kingsbury 65. Queensbury 66. Queensway 67. Queen’s Park 68. Park Royal 69. Royal Oak 70. Burnt Oak 71. Aldgate 72. Southgate 73. Highgate 74. Moorgate 75. Nottinghill Gate 76. St Paul’s 77. Neasden 78. Oxford Circus 79. Piccadily Circus 80. Lambeth North 81. Northwick Park 82. Upton Park 83. Westbourne Park 84. Wimbledon Park 85. Stonebridge Park 86. Warwick Avenue 87. Waterloo 88. Watford 89. Walthamstow Central 90. Wanstead 91. Hounslow West 92. Hounslow East 93. East Ham 94. West Ham 95. West Hampstead 96. Putney Bridge 97. Knightsbridge 98. Redbridge 99. London Bridge 100. Uxbridge 101. Perivale 102. Leicester Square 103. Goodge Street 104. Baker Street 105. Bond Street 106. Warren Street 107. Old Street 108. Liverpool Street 109. Edgware 110. West Acton 111. West Harrow 112. West Finchley 113. Kew Gardens 114. Lancaster Gate 115. Gunnersbury 116. Westminster 117. Upminster 118. Russell Square 119. Euston Square 120. Totteridge and Whetstone 121. East Putney 122. Ealing Broadway 123. Fulham Broadway 124. Tooting Broadway 125. Arsenal 126. Stockwell 127. Chigwell 128. Seven Sisters 129. Blackhorse Road 130. Blackfriars 131. Temple 132. Eact Acton 133. Oval 134. Bow Road 135. Colindale 136. Archway 137. Angel 138. Upminster Bridge 139. Clapham Common 140. Clapham North 141. Clapham South 142. Swiss Cottage 143. Acton Town 144. Camden Town 145. Chalk Farm 146. West Kensington 147. Canning Town 148. Kentish Town 149. Sudbury Town 150. West Brompton 151. Theydon Bois 152. Tooting Bec 153. Stamford Brook 154. South Kensington 155. Rickmansworth 156. Mansion House 157. Marble Arch 158. South Wimbledon 159. Dollis Hill 160. Gants Hill 161. Grange Hill 162. Sudbury Hill 163. Tower Hill 164. Hillingdon 165. Aldgate East 166. Southwark 167. High Barnet 168. Earl’s Court 169. Bayswater 170. Pinner 171. Victoria 172. Mill Hill East 173. High Street Kensington 174. Kensington (Olympia) 175. Ealing Common 176. Bermondsey 177. Heathrow Terminal 4 and 5 178. Heathrow Terminal 1, 2, 3 179. Epping 180. Euston 181. Kilburn 182. Kilburn Park 183. Chalfont and Latimer 184. Cannon Street 185. Canons Park 186. Enbankment 187. Canada Water 188. South Ealing 189. South Harrow 190. South Kenton 191. South Woodford 192. Canary Wharf 193. Harrow and Wealdstone 194. North Acton 195. North Ealing 196. North Greenwich 197. North Harrow 198. North Wembley 199. Highbury and Islington 200. Caledonian Road 201. Edgware Road 202. Finchley Road 203. Gloucester Road 204. Goldhawk Road 205. Holloway Road 206. Latimer Road 207. Preston Road 208. Elm Park 209. Regent’s Park 210. Green Park 211. Holland Park 212. Hyde Park Corner 213. Upney 214. Moor Park 215. Tufnell Park 216. Chiswick Park 217. Newbury Park 218. Finsbury Park 219. Roding Valley 220. Hendon Central 221. Hounslow Central 222. Wembley Central 223. Belsize Park 224. Finchley Central 225. Covent Garden 226. Tottenham Court Road 227. Woodside Park 228. Wood Lane 229. Hanger Lane 230. Chancery Lane 231. Rayners Lane 232. Turnpike Lane 233. Turnham Green 234. Buckhurst Hill 235. Golders Green 236. Kensal Green 237. Parsons Green 238. Stepney Green 239. Willesden Green 240. Bethnal Green 241. Harrow-on-the-Hill 242. Arnos Grove 243. Ladbroke Grove 244. Boston Manor 245. Manor House 246. St James Park 247. St John’s Wood 248. Shepherd’s Bush Market 249. Shepherd’s Bush 250. Harlesden 251. Holborn 252. Northwood Hills 253. Stratford 254. White City 255. Whitechapel 256. Willesden Junction 257. Wimbledon 258. Ruislip 259. Ruislip Gardens 260. South Ruislip 261. West Ruislip 262. Ruislip Manor 263. Great Portland Street 264. Dagenham East 265. Bounds Green 266. Bank Pusing kan ngapalinnya? Tonton video ini: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8jPyg2pK11M.html

"BANK."

Yasssssss

now you need to add in battersea power station and nine elms

@@fafacreate1236terminals 4 and 5 are two stations

Lol! That is a good one

Thanks paul

Amazing Jay I cannot sing that fast you are so clever.

Brilliant advertisement Paul.

some stations don't work with them

Pongsathon Boonrod that’s the equivalent of a 15 storey building

Matthew Dunderdale If stacked one on top of the other or what?

Ed, given this was filmed by geoff marshall, legend and underground know it all... in certain videos he cites the fact that although the number of steps on the emergency staircase may be different to another station, TFL tell you its the equivalent of a 15 storey building... and last year he visited all 2563 stations in Great Britain (england, scotland wales and the isle of wight)... hence yes a 15 storey building

@@matthewdunderdale8685 Ohhhh that's what you meant

exactly...

That's a green screen.

@@LTLegendMain en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

😂! Greetings from Los Angeles I went to London in 2019

@@LTLegendMain it’s a joke

@@littlejameshargreaves bro linked a Wikipedia 💀💀💀💀

Battersea Power Station Station*

Just add them at the start. Nobody will notice.

He did it in an unlisted livestream in 2020. Heathrow 1 is still there though.

@@asheep7797 is there anyway someone have the livestream? i kinda want to see it

@@asheep7797 link where?

julie Nicholson Lucky ducks. How did you book him?

julie Nicholson must have been a epic wedding 11/10 would try and get him to come to mine if I ever choose to get married

Hello

julie Wallis oh my god

I met him, he is a sweet guy. And very talented.

Nicholas Courtney from Doctor Who said posh people call it Coasters. I'm still not sure if he was joking or not.

@ToyTime That was my year 8..

As someone who lived years in London, I never got over it and still chuckle

DaringD5 really Year 8!! That must have been a dark year

st johns wood as well hehe

he performed at an intermission or sm like that at a live episode

​@@lottaart7848he was their warm up act for the live show

Jay and Tom Scott are old friends

Jay Foreman what about the trams and emirates air line (cable car)

Jay Foreman the underground is mostly Overground. Check your privilege

@@iDk-dp1bi Overground does not mean "above the ground". It means "London Overground". That's an orange thing on the TfL map that is technically part of National Rail. Having said that, I'd love to hear Jay sing a song about the Goblins on the Overground. :-D

It would be another 250 stations with overground trams DLR tfl rail Emirates airline

Can you make a separate song for overground,dlr,tram?

I don’t think that Eurovision songs have to be three minutes

@@skypheonixdragon122 they do

UNITED KINGDOM Underground Stations Jay Foreman graham norton: are you serious? this weirdo? who let this guy in?

@@wibbliams the people

Lol

?

I’m trying to learn the song XD

Surprised only 2 responses, 3 now. Good job to them!

Wonder what this is replying to

Comment

Freind perfection

you didn't play trash you played the music of the gods

@@spaceduck7503 Oh yes!

Yes same here, I love that he’s not justifying singing this in a studio, but actually on the trains and in stations. It makes it feel more real… :)

The passengers did not care 💀

E. R. E. Jones filmed by Geoff Marshall

Geoff Marshall Also, he might do an update when the extensions on the Met (Watford closes)&Northern (Kennington Loop closes, line may split in 2) open, &TfL Rail becomes the Elizabeth Line of Crossrail(that's the reason for the name of being a line).

Geoff Marshall you get 10 years in jail

E. R. E. Jones well... he filmed it? if that helps!

In one of his Q AND A he said he filmed him while doing singing (Geoff didnt sing)

One year on and the best yet most ominous comment on this site

One year later 2 comments

I died.

I actually want to convince people to party next time a train stops because of bs!

Relatable even though i go on TL sometimes i start a song

Ok this is genius

@@TrainsOfDorset That's not a tube station

@@TrainsOfDorsetyou’re an idiot

@@TrainsOfDorsetlol

You can't even do the tube because either the Piccadilly Line or the Circle is suspended.

@LondonistTravel no go away

@LondonistTravel Go away.

LondonistTravel maybe you should upload some videos before asking for subscribers!

@CLBE Productions **image of Barney Calhoun giving you the middle finger**

lalalalalalalalalalalalala... BANK.

Should have ended on Mornington Crescent

The world ends at Bank lol

BBBBBBBAAAAAAAANNNNNNKKKKKKKK

LOL

You know someone's British when they say 'bollocks' instead of swearing.

He said Kensington twice

@@veryinactiveukmapping ow i thought it was spelled Pollock.

@@glassyxanderplaysminecraft8340 No he didn't. There's 4 Kensington stations: South Kensington, West Kensington, High Street Kensington, Kensington (Olympia)

I actually typed out "what about Bank?" Then he said it just before I hit send lol

vicki looks different in this one!!

Tom Scott actually 😂

Geoff was probably the proof reader on this one :P

Cisco Castello .

I had the same thought!

Ok. Mararirblonenobne

OK. Marlemarbonelemarylemarybonemarylemarymarybone.

My profile is embankment

what if I live in the U.S.? How should I say it?

@freediemercuryfan mar-lee-bone(as a south londoner)

😂🤣

Yakko: Is that a challenge?

bank

I would laugh at this but it's the truth

Lol that means Jay like Botswana

It's hunter2.

same for my email

stellamtellashine: it is "password1234"

Or all the stations by a certain GeoffTech

Well as he said before use dashlane

+domino566 There's even a law against it. Probably.

hahahahahahahahhaahahaa

Yes you did! :)

@@JayForeman I wish you luck on all future buzzer endeavours, perhaps break out into the "Text Alert" market if you play your cards right!

The whole arrangement of the song is genius

Yeah

I literally start singing that part randomly and i live in Yorkshire

True

I sing some of it sometimes

At 1:39 lol 😆

Underground london train london northern line

@@tristanfielding20 hahahaha

He looked like a maniac, but I love it!

Hm

Just the most blatant dubbing. "Hounslow West and *NINE ELMS* Hounslow East and *BATTERSEA POWER STATION* East Ham..."

while he hasnt edited them in, he sang an updated version on geoff's Dont Panic! Stations which included the 2 stations and a heathrow. terminals update however the stream that he sang it on has been oofed

@@LoathingEditor Text to speech as well

Ture lol

Milk and Duck gaming lol

It's in order too, same tune: Patrick, Kelvinhall, Hillhead, Kelvinbridge, St George's Cross and Cowcaddens Buchanan Street, St Enoch's, Bridge Street, West Street, Shields Road, Kinning Park, Cessnock then Ibrox, Govan - the end.

uhh vancouvers skytrain?

Helsinki Metro: Kamppi, Siilitie, Puotila, Rastila, Vuosaari and Lauttasaari, Koivusaari, Keilaniemi, Hakaniemi, Ruoholahti, Mellunmäki, Kontula, Myllypuro, Niittykumpu, Tapiola. Aalto-Yliopisto and Helsingin, Yliopisto, and Urheilupuisto then. Kulosaari, Kalasatama, then Sörnäinen and Itäkeskus the end.

@element balls Thanks for the idea.

Lol

calling at: Ickenham Hainault Cockfosters Ravenscourt Park Bromley-By-Bow Morden Monument Mornington Crescent Paddington Plaistow Pimlico Dagenham Heathway Elephant & Castle Richmond Sloane Square Becontree Brixton Barbican Chorleywood Amersham Eastcote Alperton East Finchley Kenton Kennington Fairlop Farringdon Mile End Barons Court Maida Vale Barking Barkingside Debden Hammersmith Vauxhall Wembley Park Tottenham Hale Northwood Oakwood Wood Green Woodford Colliers Wood And then Croxley Charing Cross King’s Cross St. Pancras Brent Cross Hatton Cross Osterley Balham Borough Chesham Hampstead Loughton Leyton Leytonstone Stanmore Snaresbrook Greenford Northolt Northfields Southfields Marylebone Kingsbury Queensbury Queensway Queen’s Park Park Royal Royal Oak Burnt Oak then Aldgate Southgate Highgate Moorgate Notting Hill Gate St. Paul’s Neasden Oxford Circus Piccadilly Circus Lambeth North and Northwick Park Upton Park and Westbourne Park and Wimbledon Park and Stonebridge Park Warwick Avenue Waterloo Watford Walthamstow Central With Wanstead Hounslow West and Hounslow East and East Ham West Ham West Hampstead Putney Bridge Knightsbridge Redbridge London Bridge Uxbridge Perivale Leicester Square Goodge Street Baker Street Bond Street Warren Street Old Street Liverpool Street Edgware West Acton West Harrow West Finchley Kew Gardens and Lancaster Gate And Gunnersbury Westminster Upminster Russell Square Euston Square Totteridge & Whetstone East Putney Ealing Broadway Fulham Broadway Tooting Broadway Arsenal Stockwell Chigwell Seven Sisters Blackhorse Road Blackfriars Temple East Acton Oval Bow Road Colindale Archway Angel Upminster Bridge Clapham Common Clapham North and Clapham South And Swiss Cottage Acton Town and Camden Town and Chalk Farm And West Kensington Canning Town and Kentish Town and Sudbury Town and West Brompton Theydon Bois and Tooting Bec and Stamford Brook South Kensington Rickmansworth and Mansion House and Marble Arch South Wimbledon Dollis Hill Gants Hill Grange Hill Sudbury Hill Tower Hill Hillingdon Aldgate East Southwark High Barnet Earl's Court Bayswater Pinner Victoria Mill Hill East High Street Kensington Kensington Olympia Ealing Common Bermondsey Heathrow Terminals 4 and 5 and Heathrow Terminals 1, 2, 3 Epping Euston Kilburn Kilburn Park Chalfont & Latimer Cannon Street and Canons Park Embankment Canada Water South Ealing South Harrow South Kenton South Woodford Canary Wharf Harrow & Wealdstone North Acton North Ealing North Greenwich North Harrow North Wembley and Highbury & Islington Caledonian Road and Edgware Road and Finchley Road and Gloucester Road and Goldhawk Road and Holloway Road and Latimer Road and Preston Road Elm Park Regent’s Park Green Park Holland Park Hyde Park Corner And Upney Moor Park Tufnell Park Chiswick Park Newbury Park Finsbury Park Roding Valley Hendon Central Hounslow Central Wembley Central Belsize Park Finchley Central Covent Garden Tottenham Court Road Woodside Park Wood Lane Hanger Lane Chancery Lane Rayners Lane Turnpike Lane Turnham Green Buckhurst Hill Golders Green Kensal Green Parsons Green Stepney Green Willesden Green Bethnal Green Harrow-On-The-Hill Arnos Grove Ladbroke Grove Boston Manor Manor House St. James’s Park and St. John’s Wood Shepherd’s Bush Market Shepherd’s Bush Harlesden Holborn Northwood Hills Stratford White City Whitechapel Willesden Junction Wimbledon Ruislip Ruislip Gardens South Ruislip West Ruislip Ruislip Manor Great Portland Street Dagenham East Bounds Green and Bank this train has 4 coaches

@@gegamertv1239 the short way :) District down to monument then walk to bank LOL

@@gegamertv1239 1 coach.

Bank is my favourite bane of my existence

Hey, I think I went to the same one as you!

I found all the extras on Twitter. We met at Wembley Park and went up and down the jubilee line for the afternoon.

@@JayForeman amazing

@Human Resources Some clearly was, but the on-train action was just too real. It had to be done right there. How he managed it is incredible!

I just assumed they were his friends, lol.

@@JayForeman but at 1:37 you're clearly on the northern line?

And Tom didn't have to worry about rhyming because most elements end in -ium

Thanks to you, I've found the song It was about 6 years since I've heard that Thank you

Someone needs to AI update Tom Lehrer’s song as there are now 118 elements … 😄😄😄😄

Not just that, Jay also made gags in various places. That's amazing.

lol

Bank.

fr

Brent Cross

SkTheJanner the kippa 😂

I replayed that part it's great

2:52 in case anyone try to find it

Such a local reference and it's great

+Hi Ho Wolverhampton Yes i agree, Paddington Pasta?!?!

+MickeyWatchesGames ik

Hi Ho Wolverhampton IKR "my land bounds court made a veil" Hahahaha

Queen papa?

When he said Aldgate East it thought he was saying all gay east. LOL

But the queen hates Jay Foreman

@@chargingbadger867 LOL

Wait until Charles.

Unfortunately, she's died

about that…

excellent.

He really did tho

Who is Patrick? ;)

@@LB1973 son of autocorrect

set your song to a techno beat, it can just repeat endlessly

It took me 1 hour to do this

Joey Openshaw And better and more accurate, too! Yakko's countries song was terrible. 😂

True

Yeah

@@jasonthedoggy4225 how dare you say that to our Lord And Savior™ Yakko Warner?

@@anemuman Exactly! He is baby! I would know, I grew up watching Animaniacs!

Yakko's Underground

@@NutchapolSal Plz someone make that

@@Cwis444 Give it to Wakko. He's already the Brit brother. Wakko's Underground sounds like it'd be fun.

A park bench, as in Mat and Tom's park bench?? No, just me then:( ;(

Absolutely Matt and Toms Park Bench. I've watching them all through two or three times. And I think I've watched all of Citation Needed 3 times. Best stuff on the 'net. Couldn't go all the way to the UK for the live show :( Can't wait until they post it here. Seriously jonesing for Tom to get back.

I agree so much!!

Kathryn Blodgett, turn your phone/tablet/computer monitor upside-down. You now have a new like button!

Zachary Bassett What are you talking about?

I know!

He'll just release a DLC.

Haha

and crossrail

Clid Gaming nah not crossrail. crossrail isnt part of the underground.

Are we gonna include the Elisabeth line

Dagenham East, Bounds Green, Battersea, Nine Elms, Reading, Twyford, Maidenhead, Taplow, Burnham, Slough, Langley, Iver, West Drayton, Hayes and Harlington, Southall, Hanwell, West Ealing, Acton Main Line, Custom House, Woolwich, Abbey Wood, Maryland, Forest Gate, Manor Park, Ilford, Seven Kings, Goodmayes, Chadwell Heath, Romford, Gidea Park, Harold Wood, Brentwood, Shenfield, BANK.

awtizme Auto caption at 1:37 "And A Large way angel up Mr bitch slapping" XD Up Mr bitch = Upminster bridge XD

Kuya Dan, and clapping.

awtizme when st. pauls neasden becomes some polls knees down

progress friend cross haven't crossed osterley balam

We're sticked in West Harrow especially Kew Gardens...

The next station is Swiss Cottage

Doors will open on the left hand side

This is a Jubilee Line train to Stratford.

Please change here for the Hammersmith and city line

Alight for the Tower of London

lol it would sound really stupid

United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaca Peru, - Yes I was thinking the same thing!

Conway79 omg ya

Now I'm going to have to watch that again. Thanks a bunch.

Skóggangr - no, because I have known this one for a longer time than the Animaniac's thing and the country-song is like really bad because some country names are wrong and instead of saying Indonesia they just named some of the islands and they called the island of Crete a country, which it maybe was 2500 years ago under King Minos but not in 1990

Conway79 YES!

Edgware Road

and Gloucester Road

Holloway Road

And Preston Road

Elm park

I got no idea how this would help you if you were lost on the London Underground.

Brixton, Bank, Bond Street, Barbican, Baker Street, Be-Be-Bethnal Green. Read more planet custard's version of it get mooned 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑

Geoff filmed this video

bricep73 IKR

I was looking for this comment.

Dangenham Heathway LOL

@@woodfur00 I just knew someone would do it!

OMG you actually wrote everything I'm impressed... So how long did it take you to write

Greg van den Cyunt I didn't cause I live in Calgary

Greg van den Cyunt I whooped at Heathrow terminal 1 and 2 just because

Canada Water

I don't live in London but I guess my nearest station is Heathrow terminal 5.

Yep. Brixton

*Eric Idle female impersonation voice* WE'VE BEEN MENTIONED ON TELLY!

Yes

+jo storie just listen to the end...

where the world will end

"its time to vote off the weakest link"

Hell, if he did one on the Emirates Air Line (cable car), the song would end in 2 seconds! :-)

KasabianFan44 if they did the terminal train of any airport it would be terminal 1 2 3 4 the end

asim0s0m Also, Rome.

Well maybe a bit longer once the TYSSE and then the Crosstown is finished, or if he does one of the fantasy maps that has like 150-250 stations. Also there is a TTC subway song, just search The Toronto Subway Song.

If he did New York it would just be nothing but numbers.

Why are you gæ?