Here is what else we need: “Every Tube Station Song but every time he says a name for a park it speeds up.” Epic moments in such a version: “Upton Park and Westbourne Park and Wimbledon Park and Stonebridge Park”; “Elm Park, Regents Park, Green Park, Holland Park, Hyde Park Corner”.
Don't do this for U.S. rail transit systems; the majority of station names tend to reference one or two streets, whether you are in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Diego, San Francisco, San Jose, Cleveland, Minneapolis-St. Paul, St. Louis, and so on. Boston and Washington, DC stand out for referencing neighborhoods instead of intersecting streets.