Every Zero Punctuation 2010 

28:48 "The writing is solid but then BioWare don't score points for that anymore" Oh how the times have changed.

I still chuckle at "the story of Kratos: the ancient world's most determined atheist"

“What the fuck’s Pestilence gonna do, *cough* on people?” Ah, 2010 was a simpler time

These videos save me from having to listen to the ragingly loud intro music, and from having to turn my speakers down for it, and back up after it's finished, every bloody video!

00:06 - 2009 Awards 04:48 - Torchlight 08:58 - Darksiders 13:24 - Bayonetta 17:45 - Dark Void 21:54 - Borderlands 26:08 - Mass Effect 2 30:14 - Dante's Inferno 34:34 - Bioshock 2 38:54 - Aliens Vs. Predator 43:30 - Heavy Rain 47:57 - Battlefield: Bad Company 2 52:22 - Final Fantasy XIII 57:04 - God of War 3 1:01:37 - Red Steel 2 1:05:50 - Just Cause 2 1:10:32 - Silent Hill: Shattered Memories 1:14:54 - Splinter Cell: Conviction 1:19:22 - Nier 1:23:56 - Dead to Rights: Retribution 1:29:09 - Monster Hunter Tri 1:33:34 - Alan Wake 1:38:18 - Red Dead Redemption 1:43:13 - Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands 1:47:45 - E3 2010 1:52:12 - No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle 1:56:32 - Super Mario Galaxy 2 2:01:28 - Singularity 2:05:48 - Crackdown 2 2:10:07 - Deathspark & Limbo 2:14:24 - Shadow of the Colossus 2:18:45 - Split Second: Velocity 2:23:07 - Transformers: War for Cybertron 2:27:33 - Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days 2:32:12 - Mafia 2 2:36:23 - Metroid Other M 2:40:48 - Video Game Voters Network 2:42:23 - Halo: Reach 2:46:37 - Dead Rising 2 2:50:52 - Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions 2:55:13 - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2:59:36 - Enslaved: Odyssey to the West 3:04:13 - Fallout: New Vegas 3:09:03 - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2 3:13:30 - Call of Duty: Black Ops 3:18:04 - iPhone Games 3:22:51 - Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 3:27:33 - Splatterhouse 3:32:20 - Epic Mickey 3:37:10 - Holiday 2010

here's a game: pause the video put it in a random time try to guess WTF is yatzee is talking about by the graphics alone

This is the exact equivalent of sitting next to that one crazy Guy at the Bus stop and deciding to say hello .

18:18 "Set in an alternative World War 2-- You know, it'd be nice to see a game set, say, in an alternative Napoleonic War for once, where Waterloo was fought on the backs of pterodactyls." The Temeraire novels by Naomi Novik is almost exactly like this... It's what happens when a novelist asks, "What if Napoleon could overcompensate for his height by riding on the back of a DRAGON?"

Yahtzee predicted the Star Wars super weapon from episode 7 years in advance. "Glue three death stars together."

"What the fuck is Pestilence going to do? Cough on people?" Me watching this in quarantine: 😐

You guys should do a 24/7 stream with the Zero Punctuation back catalog, Funhaus style

Haha you think 3 hours scares me i watch DnD Podcasts for sport.

The running joke of continually getting Isaac Clarke's name wrong gets me every time

Its pretty awesome that his style hasn’t changed for 11+ years.

3:09:41 "...since the Shindler's List easy bake oven"

"Someone should probably call them out on this, or the next game will have a heroin going into battle in high-heels and three bits of masking tape" I sometimes forget how forward thinking Yahtzee can be.

I am still a gelatinous creature who likes Warhammer 40k.

I watched he entire thing, Yatzhees voice is great for nap time, then you wake up to some good content, these full year reviews I listen to like a bedtime podcast 😂🤷🏾‍♀️😍

“What’s Pestilence going to do, cough on people?” Thanks, Yahtz. Thanks for giving 2020 ideas.

I want all the years for Zero Puntuaction. So I can listen to them while playing games with grating sountracks

And I thought *before* that you had too much time. It still amazes me how you can manage to do so much work at the same time, yet consistently manage to meet deadlines. I don't know how you do it, but I'm jealous.

Thank you Yahtzee for reminding me my mum doesn’t love me

I like that this ends with a clipshow of clips from the video we are currently watching.

1:07:07 they edited it! They changed it from "reanacting the columbine massacre on a government soldier's face" to just "reanacting the massacre on a government soldier's face"

Ah, back in 2010, when suggesting Keanu Reaves would play a character was an insult rather than a nice bloody steak to be thrown to the rabid hordes of fanboys and fangirls and send them into a frenzy. The John Wick series did a lot to change the general perspective on him.

Nice. I was just in the middle of a Yahtzee binge.

I'd like to point out that you've made a mistake: Nier Aoutomata appears on the thumbnail, but that game came out on 2017 so it is not apart of the 2010 recap

It is hard to believe that Yahtzee was ten years younger when he made these vids. To me he's always been exactly the same. Same humour, same cynicism, same voice (provided sound quality is up to par).

It's weird which lines get cut out these days.

The "It's like renaming Master Chief to Elisabeth" bit really got me 😂

"This is the last Halo game," oh you sweet summer child.

"...than the Schindler's List Easy-Bake Oven."

“What’s pestilence going to do, cough on you?” Aged like either fine wine or milk. Haven’t decided yet.

Randomly skipping around turns this video into a fun Yahtzee soundboard xD

Zero Punctuation in 2010 was very dead pan. When he showed emotion it felt more impactful. Nowadays, he gives impact everytime he breathes.

these videos save me a lot of clicking hah

I love these compilations :D

4:38 Almost 10 and a half years on, this sign-off has only really gotten more poignant.

Yahtzee: *"The game froze up! I mean, my life froze up!"* Me: *Dies from laughter induced asphyxiation.*

Anybody notice the audio feedback error at 2:09:44? I can hear it with headphones in and triple checked that it was the video and nothing else

Holy shit, ‘memba kinectimals?

I hope they didn't censor this collection like they did with the 2008 one.

They cut the joke off of the “most grossly mishandled and offensive application of intellectual property” before it got to the punchline: “The Schindler’s List easy bake oven.” during the Star Wars The Force Unleashed 2 review.

So did Escapist just forget about the _Amnesia: Dark Descent_ review, or was I not paying attention??

Poor poor 2010's Yahtzee, innocent and hopeful for Duke nukem forever

From what I can tell, they've censored the music in the New Vegas review (understandable, probably some copyright nonsense) and the Schindler's List EZ Bake Oven joke from the Force Unleashed 2 review.

He sounds so young

GOOD GOD BREATHE MAN!!!

3:13:30 because the original black ops review got age restricted for whatever reason so I’m time stamping it here so it can be viewed. 43:31 heavy rain lol

2:09:39 someone brought their phone to the office that day! 😄

I rewatched this over several viewings and Yatzhee is as delightful as the enjoyment I gain from knowing he knows about 1/3rd of what he's talking about, at least 50% of the time. So 1/6 of what he's talking about, but his voice and cadence are so musical as to lull me into listening anyway.

9:45 "what is pestilence going to do", cough on people"? We here in 2021 have seen exactly what pestilence has been up too...

Part of the fun is trying to figure out when one ended and the others started. Bonus points if you can tell the game before he actually says it. Take a shot if you didn't, you'll be drunk within half a hour.

3:04:40 Did they seriously replace that nice, lively jazz with _that?_ That's a bit depressing.

Ah 2010, the year of mobile gaming that actually had some innovation.

52:20 perhaps respect is the wrong... BEING A HIGHLY RESPECTED GAME REVIEWER

It’s funny seeing this considering the games reviewed are 10 years old and a lot of things have aged but something that hasnt is the fact that he has a hatred for sandbox for good reason lol

the stan lee part is very sad now that he is dead :(

Shoutout to the usual censorship discourse taking place, like. I mean I get it, but the original videos are... still there... and on the site...

The change to the music that accompanies the Day cards during the Fallout: New Vegas review is really jarring... 3:04:35

What a great year that was

Ah, the memories.

Thanks for the mega-compilations! Would love timestamps tho, cant afford to watch all of it at once, and sometimes I really want to see a specific reaction that marked me :p

4:35 hi welcome to 2019

It always throws me when I hear parts of the videos that have been edited since the original release, sometimes I can somewhat understand but still its pretty obvious, or maybe I've watch these videos too many times

These are so good.

Did you know Yathzee has written a book? Well he has written a book. A book he has written. Written a book he has.

Mans straight murdered us Warhammer 40k players... 😭😭😭

And with this video I have now seen Zero Punctuation ever to exist. Guess now I'll have to find something else to fill the empty moments in day.

no drooling mongloid left behind lmao well timed

go to Sleep listening to Yahtzee

I find myself wondering about a few glaring edits where part is just cut out without any indication - the audio just jumps ahead. I never remember to note which reviews they are so I can try to figure out what was cut.

he is right though sands of time is Soooooooooooo good.

"What's pestilence gonna do?" I think we're currently living through that.

18:18 I wonder if anyone got Crimson Skies to work on modern systems, never worked on even my PC from 2004 with a slightly newer graphics card in.

On GOD I always forget that yahtzee never finished the tutorial on MH3

21:43 Im dying, down then up then down agn!!! lol 33:55 PM HA! Wank -----Ludo ?!Lol

It's weird that they edit out jokes and credits but not repeated mentions of books.

- So what's the point of having 2 separate experience levels? - Well, it's like my right hand on a Sunday night - Why's that? - Cuz it beats the fuck out of me!

What happened to the Schindler's list EZ/bake oven?

"What the fuck is Pestilence going to do, cough on people?!" Meanwhile, in 2020...

"You wonder why they even call it resident evil 4." Actually one of the original builds of re4 was such a departure that they named it into Devil May Cry and made that

16:29 - Yahtzee is a chocolate bar confirmed.

I can’t even tell where one episode ends and one begins

So "His Majesty's Dragon" by Naomi Novik is a book series about the Napoleonic Wars fought on the backs of dragons...if anyone is interested.

I dunno why i keep waiting for a pause to stop the video and go live life for a bit, THERE IS NO PAUSE!

About god damn time

2:20:00 That's probably the most diabolical thing I ever heard it...

3:09:40 They cut out the Schindler's List Easy Bake Oven joke!! Damn, i wonder how much more content got cut out of those compilations...

Oh boy can't wait to see what jokes got censored in this one.

This is kinda an odd question, but i'd love to know what Yahtzee's ideas are on the best way to implement roleplaying in a mostly linear game, WITHOUT relying on a half-baked moral choice system. Totally not asking for my own writing benefit or anything....

holy shit this was a good year for gaming

Grabs Popcorn.

17:00 It makes me wonder if Pac-Man is about mental illness. You run around a maze-like room, eating pills to avoid/defeat ghosts who chase you relentlessly. But you can never escape.

Thanks

1:09:51 I just imagine that if it was land a plane safely AND kill somebody while doing rico would suddenly perform the landing perfectly

0.5 speed is drunk slurring perfection

What’s that buzzing sound in Bioshock 2?

Is it just me or does he use mr hopeee ( the space hopper from monkey dust) on a few in this year (2010) Its rare to see a monkey dust if it is

0:11 “It’s been a turbulent year for the industry with most companies considered to be doing fucking well if they only had to fire one bus load of employees” - pandemic logo on screen. Watching in lockdown. Yahtzee predicts the future!! Tin foil hats