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My daughter saw you in the Avengers and now whenever I ask her if she’s done her chores she replies, “I heard your order, but given that it is a stupid order I have elected to ignore it!”
Samuel L Jackson actually helped me get over my stutter. After hearing that he cursed so much in the beginning of his career to get through his stutter, I tried and learned how to overcome it
As someone who use to work in a video store.... the amount of times people would get mad at us for letting them show their own kids movies that aren't age appropriate was astounding
I think it’s a Screen Actor’s Guild thing, for purposes of differentiation. Like Micheal B. Jordan being credited that way because Micheal Jordan was already a credited actor after Space Jam. There’s probably a lesser-known Samuel Jackson out there somewhere.
@@calebsyswerda It's a trade secret that I can't reveal to the public why he has the L just like the B in Michael B. Jordan & the J in Michael J. Fox. Revealing this secret will put my life in jeopardy! 😂🤣😂 No seriously that is funny but it's also true! 😂🤣😂
Wait, are we sure it’s Samuel L Jackson? Maybe that snot nosed brat was thinking of Mario Van Peebles in Jaws The Revenge or Ernie Hudson in Shark Attack.
+Somebody Say Cake? At least he didn't become John Travolta's character. A hitman who leaves his own gun on his target's counter while using the bathroom, only to be shot to death by his target with his own gun.
+carultch That was probably Marsellus's gun, he got out to buy donuts and coffee and when Butch entered the house Vincent must have thought that Marsellus is back and that's why he didn't react to the sound of door opening.
+JiggSsaw I don't think Marsellus Wallace, or any other mafia boss would personally show up on a job. He has people like Vincent to do dirty work for him. And he definitely had that attitude back when he was white.
My son tried to rob a fast food restaurant, but his plan was thwarted by an African prince who was only working there to gain the affection of the owner's daughter and the prince's best friend. Thanks, Samuel 😒...
My dream is to meet Samuel L. Jackson. Tell him im a big fan, and when he says "thank you i appreciate it" I just say "I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING"
Think about this: Probably no one, no person in the world ever, would be in a position to say "F you Samuel L Jackson" and then flip his burger. This scene is so unreal it's fascinating.
The supernatural powers sent an angel came down and stopped those bullets so basically not only Jules can get a second chance so that they can save that bloke in the car from who knows what marcellus Wallace the mafia boss had planned
My mom is like that. I remember in Kindergarten where I was playing with my neighbour friend's toy shotgun. My mom took it away and said that toy guns teaches kids to be violent. She also discouraged me from watching Tom and Jerry for the same reason. Oh lord 😂
Me: “My son saw Book of Eli, went blind and started roaming an apocalyptic wasteland hunting bandits with a white girl!” Sam: “That’s DENZEL WASHINGTON!”
It's funny (and sad), cuz this is how it is with video games. Parents buy their kids M rated game (GTA for example), and then start whining about the violence etc. Those are the ppl that shouldn't have kids.
XGamingPhunX person at till: your kids eight? you know GTA isn't for eight year olds? parent: I know I know, but he only knows about the shooting and driving, that's the worse thing about it right?" really????!?!?!!?
I used to have to sneak to my cousins house and play gta 4. And all we did the whole time was blow all our money in the strip club and then shoot it up after we gone broke.
I had a friend like that in summer camp. No matter what happened, or who else might have done whatever it was that shouldn't have been done, his was the first name yelled. We became friends that summer. He was actually a great kid.
STG, I thought one of the characters was gonna tell him...."my kid watched 'Jurassic Park', and now, he eats people, but only leaves their left arms...in electrical conduit boxes!"
Samuel L. Jackson: defends himself Angry parent: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!! EDIT: I watch this one year later and it turns out that this is my most liked comment ever. So thanks to everyone who thought my comment is funny. I literally wouldn't be here without you
It's been a while since I've seen this video. At 0:05, that's D'Arcy Carden, a.k.a. Janet from The Good Place (but several years before The Good Place).
My son ended up driving through L.A. in a car covered in blood because his work colleague shot someone else in the car by accident and then had to visit a friend called Jimmy to try and get the problem solved because of you Samuel L Jackson.
I think that was a reference to that interview that confused him with Morgan Freeman and he went off on the guy asking if he thinks all black people look alike.
