Everything Wrong With A Wrinkle in Time 

You should have sinned that part where the principal says "you can't keep using your dad's disappearance as an excuse to act out" on the anniversary of his disappearance!

There should have been a bonus round for every utterance of "Charles Wallace"

I've watched so many of these videos, that whenever I watch a movie nowadays I think in cinema sins narration.

This is one of the first times I've been 100% on board with EVERY sin.

Literally everything about this movie makes me mad, especially since Madeline L'Engle wrote the book as something so deep and meaningful. She didn't dress up the story with beautiful models, drama within the school girl clique, and special outfits; she let the story speak for itself and used a lot of real scientific theory (and biblical lore in her later works) to create something relatable and incredible. She is one of my favorite writers because she didn't have to have the fanciest words or the most impossible scenarios to create good content, she simply wrote something she thought people would need to hear and to feel. This book is about something that the movie simply overpasses completely and replaces with an overabundance of special effects and big name actors and actresses, and I really wish the script would have captured the original message that made this novel so integral and inspiring to me. I'm so upset that yet another remake of the text got renovated instead of staying true to form.

Cinema sins is my go-to if i dont want to actually watch the movie

YOU GET A SIN. AND YOU GET A SIN. YOU ALL GET A SIN

They left out Aunt Beast. The best character and the tie that makes the ending make actual sense.

this video is the closest I'll get to seeing the film

The director of this movie blocked me on Twitter

The greatest sin of all is that the dog just straight up disappeared several times. The dog has a greater understanding of quantum physics then the people do.

Good God, I hate it when people try to take a good book and turn it into a movie for a quick cash grab

Shame that what could've been a great movie had all its budget spent on visuals and nothing else...

I'm surprised there wasn't a "Charles Wallace" bonus round

*No Family Guy audio clip for when CW says "Shut up, Meg?" I am disappoint.*

Meg: Do you trust me? Calvin: I trust you! Me: 🎶I can show you the world, shining, shimmering splendid 🧞‍♂️

Countless Sins is something one considers when watching this movie and this... DOES put a smile on my face

Felt like I was tripping on acid watching this movie. Also some of the casting was off point. Could have done with that fantastic kid Jacob Tremblay as Charles Wallace.

This movie was so bad! My friend asked me what it was about and I said ‘Reese Witherspoon played a flying piece of lettuce and Oprah was a giant with too much makeup’

I watched this movie on a 9 hour flight and let me tell you it might’ve been due to the fact that I had gotten less that 5 hours of sleep over 2 days but I’ve never been angrier at a movie before The fact that they kept adding pointless music into random scenes to boost emotion because this movie has 0 of it is infuriating

Calvin and meg had literally no chemistry.

"Final Fantasy Oprah" This epsiode is GOLD!

Another sin: children go on an adventure and save the universe in less than a day. Wonder why there's no character development? That's why.

How To Train Your Lettuce

2:22 don't try to apply logic to nickname forming, Jeremy. My name's Brent, and somehow I ended up with Boo until I was fifteen. Is it cause I liked ghosts? Was I that prone to injuries? Did I enjoy scaring people? Did people enjoy scaring me? WHY COULDN'T NO ONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME AT AN AGE WHEN IT MATTERED?

OK I struggled to end at last, that abomination needs more sins. FAR more!

I feel like I just watched the whole film. Glad I didn’t waste a couple hours in the theatres 😱

Book: Mrs. Whatsit is a beautiful white centaur-like creature Movie: Mrs. Whatsit is a flying piece of lettuce Book: Aunt Beast is important and awsome Movie: Aunt Beast appears for like 2 seconds Me:???????

Was expecting a bonus round for every time we heard Charles Wallace

Lost it at "Who, What, Which, Why is Gamora," bit you guys snuck in.

How did they not do an audio outtake from Family Guy for when the CW said "Shut up Meg"?!

I saw a middle school production that was better than this movie

I got this book along with the others in the series for Christmas last year and finished reading it before this movie came out. I was so excited to see it but I was disappointed after watching it and was left extremely unsatisfied. THEY LEFT OUT TWO WHOLE FRICKING CHAPTERS ABOUT AUNT BEAST AND THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART TOO!!! Also, they left out the kiss between Meg and Calvin and they completely missed the meaning of the book and it was super rushed. I didn't get any kind of thrill from watching it and I was waiting desperately for something actually interesting to happen, but it never did. Frickin mad af. Only thing I liked about the movie was the actors smh.

"Who, What, Which and Why is Gamora"😂😂 this video is amazing!

The only movie that has ever made me legitimately pissed about spending 12 dollars to go to the theater.

I was going through hell when I watched this movie. The acting is bad, the plot is bad, the dialogue is bad, the CGI is GOOD if it was a fully animated CGI movie, so in other words, its bad, and the characters are bad. Everything escalates waaay too quickly in this movie it makes my head hurt. I was actually pissed when I finished watching this movie. But I gtta say, the Ms.'s hair are pretty cool.👌👍

Was expecting a bonus round for everytime they said Charles Wallace

I'll definitely pass on this movie

11:08 "Shut up, Meg!" get it because peter griffin

"Human male child character who literally wandered into this movie off the street..." hahahahahahaha my exact thought.

"It tastes... like sand" "It iiis a sandwich" best pun ever

The "why is Gamora" bit caught me off guard, but I loved the casual cleverness of it all.

9:42 "Who, What, Which and Why is Gamora" 😂😂😂😂😂

The book was amazing. The movie was terrible

This movie has officially broken Disney’s recent winning streak

"They speak colour!" So being colour blind is the equivalent of being hard of hearing, deaf, or mute?

"And neither do we Calvin...neither do we"... way too accurate

As it's own thing, this movie is okay. But it's nothing to write home about no matter how you look at it. A lot of the events they switched around made things meant to be revelations old news by the time they become relevant, and other details that would have had little impact to take care of were still thrown to the wind for no apparent reason. Like revealing the Love Thing so early on just made it super obvious it was Important later and entirely took away the struggle of the final confrontation. Like the diplomacy thing, or the random ditching of the twins, or the OG starter world of Uriel (why replace centaurs with flowers??? WHY A GIANT LETTUCE MANTA???), or how CW was supposed to be able to read Meg's mind on some level (which might have been hinted at in the whole "I knew you'd come down" thing but then it's never used again so it doesn't make that intent clear), or the weird math thing, the eyes' actual purpose, or how the It's supposed to take over the minds- just, so much was missing. Like, I know it's a lot to try and condense a whole book into a movie, but geez. I think I would have rather it end on a cliffhanger and made us wait for a sequel. Also I don't remember exactly how they phrased things in the book because I haven't read it in years, but I can't help but be icked about the excuse of asshole teens behavior's just because "they have problems too". Like, yeah, everyone's got problems. Still doesn't give you the right to be a dick, also doesn't mean that their victims should have to forgive them. Or like, how it implies that no one is truly at fault for their own shitty behavior because it's some ambient dark entity infecting their souls. There could have been so many moments of enticing surrealism but instead we got Disney Technicolor Joy Ride, which was admittedly pretty in it's own right but completely didn't fit the OG tone of the story.

*watches trailer* huh, this movie actually seems accurate to the book. *watches video* huh, this movie didn't follow the book at all.

Over-Tesseract-ing.

My rule for movies is that if your new movie is so different from the source material that you have to make a completely new book then don’t make the movie

"The who, what, where, when, & why is Gamora.." "Calvin and Sobs" 😂😂🤣

this deserved so. many. more. sins.

No bonus round? This movie definitely deserved a bonus round.

This isn't at all how I remembered the book. Not sorry I missed this.

22.5: They’re walking down a street lined with palm trees, even though the book says they live in New England.

You forgot one HUGE thing. The children in this movie are constantly screaming. It's not like a normal scream either. It's so high pitched that it actually hurt. My whole family had migraines and my mom had to leave the theater because she just couldn't take it. It was that bad. 104 sins isn't nearly enough.

"Who what where why is Gamora" I died lol

The creator said they did not want to follow the book, why did the call it after it then?

Personally, I prefer Meg-atron

Flower are the best gossipers in the universe...? They've obviously never heard of the internet!

Why is Oprah so big? Dude, if I could appear any size I want for fun, I'd be goddamn Godzilla. Oprah knows what she's about.

I hope he knows that the "tomorrow there'll be more of us- Miranda American" thing refers to Lin Manuel Miranda. Other than that. HE WAS SPOT ON.

"Whosits and whatsits galore" had me rolling. Do they have 20 thingamabobs too?

Every time that kids name gets said I just kept thinking corn wallace. Also I can't believe an extra sin counter wasn't used for the amount of times his name was said.

I can't believe I watched all of the audio outtakes and there was not one Peter Griffin 'shut up, Meg'

I can't get over the way you said "Not if I leave you first. YOU CAN'T FIRE ME BECAUSE I QUIT!"

8:29 "So the scientific breakthrough depended on emotion? That sound you hear is 100,000 actual scientists rolling their eyes at the same time." 😂 I couldn't have said it better myself, amazing!

“Tomorrow there will be more of us” (Hamilton) Miranda (Lin-Manuel Miranda) BEST LINE

Meg's original nickname in the book is Megatron. Much better than Meglet or anything else CinemaSins listed.

This movie is nothing like the book. Not all the acting is good, some of it is good but others suck. The effects are terrible. Mrs What's it is suppose to transform to a flying centaur but she doesn't in the movie. Calvin has no personality and no chemistry with Meg. Madeline, the author, hated the first attempt Disney made to adapt this material which was add for TV This movie s the second attempt and it was on the big screen this time. This movie is worse than the made for TV version.

12:34 "I'm sorry, but the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now"

The makeup in this movie.... That should be enough for more than a few sins. It looks like glitter was spilled on those eyebrows.

Next week: Justice League or Black Panther and Death Wish 2018 (maybe)

I legit didn't understand the point of this stupid movie. What the hell was going on? Why are stupid movies like this always relying on stupid Eazy preachy stuff like "love will save us all"??? So stupid! Especially in a movie that was supposedly about science and multi dimensional travelling? I want my money back. Or see Reese Witherspoon naked.

When that kid was falling through the sky and Oprah asked the flowers to help him. I was like dude your a freakin’ giant, can’t you catch him.

I'm looking forward to the day you *sink your teeth* into Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.... I literally had your voice in my mind when identifying sins in that movie.... YOU HAVE TAUGHT US WELL SENSEI!

The fact it’s a movie

I have wanted to have a boy named "Charles Wallace" since Ms. Atkinson's 7th grade English class. Two daughters, one son, and 3 grandsons later: No man will agree to raise a son with that name.

Okay, I’m just saying, in the book there was this amazing really memorable moment (to me, at least) where it’s just Charles Wallace and the brain on display. That, combined with Frenchname Madelinewhatsherface’s descriptive skills, burned that scene into my memory. I thought that would be the literal coolest thing to see, just an empty room and that brain. Because this movie’s effects could make it just as imposing and effective as it was in the book, right? We would see... I don’t know, something. I didn’t read the book very closely. But that really struck me, because I imagined some little kid standing totally stoic next to a brain and amazing camera work following Meg’s line of sight almost like black speed lines like in anime and the intense, pulsating rhythm that was perfectly in time with all those children bouncing the ball. Damn, dude, now I miss third grade language arts class... sorry about the wall of text.

meggers can’t be choosers

Cabbage dragon. *Cabbage dragon* One of these days im going to choke from laughing

This movie was so different from the book it made me gag. WHERE WERE THE TWINS. GODDAMN IT WHERE WERE THE TWINS

The way that Meg and Calvin are not in the least surprised or concerned when Ms. Whatsit transforms into... *that.*

I legitimately felt dumber walking out of this movie.

Of all things Who,What,Which and Why is Gamora cracked me up instead

You guys remember how LOTR shot at different real locations and they barely used greenscreen and it stille looked magical? How does this use ALL the greenscreen and looks fake af

Let's me honest: Movie sucked compared to the book.

You missed the " i like your hair " scene....there should have been 100 sins added for that ....

Plus 37748382882 for the fact that it’s nothing like the book

The film was beautiful with all the color and cg and stuff, but the story line was weak and kinda incomprehensible. I didn't feel that the children or the father were in any imminent danger throughout the entire thing.

“Shut up Meg.” - Family Guy

*Why is Gamora?*

This movie was so terrible oh my gosh

3:32 Listening half mindingly. "Wait, wha-- ohh that's the characters name..."

Even the nineties adaptation of the book is better than this. At least it kept the scene on the ice planet. The book deserves so much more than this. Even the visuals suck tbh, at least compared to the book. Where were the spires when they flew on Ms. Whatsit’s back, and the evil brain?

Another sin: when Reese is that giant leaf thing, the older dude (I don’t know their names, that’s how forgettable this film is) falls off, and they save him and stop where they are. They were about to keep flying, so if he hadn’t fallen, where would they have gone?

6:00 Ahh that was clever.

HOORAY FOR CINEMASINS I HATED THAT MOVIE AND I WASTED THE EXTRA MONEY ON 3D! Read the book for something of actual quality. Edit: The movie takes out anything good from the book and what it doesn't take out it either changes for the bad or dumbs down. in conclusion DON'T WATCH THIS PIECE OF PRETTY CRAP MOVIE, INSTEAD READ THE BOOKS!

0:50 Um... in the book it's explained that he has some sort of psychic power. If the movie doesn't get this through... 10:50 Isn't the neighborhood supposed to be bland?