Everything Wrong With Alice In Wonderland 

Yeh

I'm pretty sure they used curtains to make that dress.... I'm not kidding, that's actually what the Red Queen said in the movie

you my friend have a very bad taste

Yap. I watched the movie only for the dress 100 times.

@@s4ndr14 in that case The red queen has a very good fashion designer

Missed opportunity

Haha giid one but I like the one he had a smidge better.🤏🏾

The movie itself took off its own head already

Erin Smith my thoughts exactly

I know

❤️🤣

Ikr

Same i loved this movie

Omg I never noticed that

*ding*

Horse's*

Sinning you for the bad joke.

That is literally what I thought when I watched the movie😂😂😂

+Sophia Litzinger same

Sophia Litzinger 😂😂

Lmao

That 1% of rich male white rabbits are so likeable ;D

gees with an E same!

Same

Same

No, teenage Alice is a wimpy bore with no personality.

Better actress, too. Sadly.

Right? Why didn't they just do the actual story from the freaking book? This version was really disappointing.

Also, in response to him saying that Alice is not as blonde as the painting suggests: it is probably an underpainting which forms the base of a portrait and outlines what will be in the painting. More layers would be added after. Underpaintings are generally lighter in colour before layers are added.

Or it could be a nod to the animated version, kinda like in the live action Aladdin

You might be one of the few who got it.

+qascarface I don't get it...

+caketin neenan Edgar Allan Poe wrote "The Raven" and wrote on a writing desk

+qascarface Threw the Looking Glass (psych rock+mix) soundcloud.com/user2960019/threw-the-looking-glass-pt-1-2-ups-and-downs soundcloud.com/user2960019/threw-the-looking-glass-pt-4-clock-work-orange-thyme

I thought it was because both have feathers/quills

nice.

Mind blown...

Peridot Hare *nice*

Do you even know what a faraday cage is? Because it's pretty far away from "wearing full metal armour, while being struck by lightning".

I injoy reading peoples comments

The crazy aunt was Hagrid's love interest. Further proof he is watching a Harry Potter movie.

Lots of dead people/heads in the water. Further proof he is watching a Lord of the Rings movie.

There were gigantic chessboard pieces in the book Through the Looking Glass first. Then they appeared in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer 's Stone.

Alice was a Hogwarts student who ended up getting high on some “potions “.

Further proof the films trying to live up to the through the looking glass book.

lol same. Whenever I point stuff out, I need to say, "I'm sorry, I'm a walking Cinemasins"

Logical mistakes in Wonderland? Oh boy!

Daisy Cera same

Moustache Fox yep

Daisy Cera yep XD

YES!!

Well it's an issue with wording. Flying humans, giant trade routs, not giving into societal frivolity- all of those ideas are "mad" in that they don't make sense to common people. Waiting for your fictional royal lover to make his choice, that's actual madness and benefits nobody to indulge in.

...which does not fit to the story at all. That part irked me the most.

How amazing and hilarious would it have been if the prince had strolled in right as Alice was walking away and proposed to Imogen.

exactly!!

It benefits her aunt

Basically, 1 person per Harry Pottermovie.

they needed all the british people they could get

Further proof that I'm watching a Harry Potter movie * ding *

I mean, tbf practically every English actor ever was in Harry Potter. There was bound to be some overlap.

It's probably cause Tim Burton directed it

Alan Rickman I can live with, he was only ever good in maybe 2 movies, non of which were Harry Potter films.

@@thepickygamer4450 Dude. Stop literally all of that. He's *dead.* You're purposefully insulting a dead man and saying you're alright with the fact that he died because you didn't like Harry Potter. Go see a therapist.

Rip 😭

"People" did not choose to wear them. Much like most more or less dangerous fashion accessories, WOMEN of upper classes (and those of lesser classes who could afford them) were made to through social/family pressure.

D-did..Did you just?? Are you seriously taking historically accurate reference facts FROM A PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE????? Not only did the commenter themself literally state that serious health problems will only occur if it’s tight laced which most people didn’t even do back then. But organs do actually shift back to their natural position when the corset is taken off. The constructing of the ribcage would only happen if the corset was sized incorrectly (which is rare since corsets were specifically designed FOR the wearer) or if it was tight laced. Which again, wasn’t common. Also, YOUR TAKING HISTORICAL REFERENCE FROM A PIRATE OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY PATIENCE I SWEAR TO GOD-

Please watch m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-rExJskBZcW0.html or m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-zNwTqanp0Aw.html if you wish to expand your knowledge on corsets and how they weren’t torture devices made to cause problems for women for centuries. I’m sorry if my reply comes off as rude, I was just completely shocked by literally everything about your comment, I apologize.

@@murderoustendencies They were usually not harmful and certainly no acessories. You're thinking about the fashion trend of "wasp waists", achieved by unreasonably tight lacing, which was a largely mocked and frowned upon fashion trend even in it's own time. A pair of stays or a corset were made as bust support primarily (no bras until the mid-20-century) but they can also support the back during hard manual labour, which women did lots of on farms and in factories. Please check out the videos of Bernadette Banner or Priorattire on this topic, both historical seamstresses, because they can give much more elaborate and professional explanations.

Corsets were actually a huge benefit for working women and women in general. This whole bs feminist move in movies and books about how "coRseTS aRE seXIst" is stupid and misinformed. Wasp waists, sure, were a fashion statement, but the majority of corset history was not actually JUST about appearance.

+Sacha Raphard Exactly what I was thinking the whole time!

Thank God someone brought it up

+Sacha Raphard god so much of this. the point of alice in wonderland is suppose to a nonsensical world

+Sacha Raphard : It seems to be a sad sign of the times. Everyone is scared of nonsense or anything that's "just for fun"... So we have to psychoanalyze the Grinch, make Willy Wonka out tp be a sociopath, etc., etc.

+Sacha Raphard "how is she upside down on the roof" Its wonderland. "How are they uninjured" Its wonderland. "whered all this food and tea come from?" I give up.

+Hugh S Thus the 100 sins they added on for that.

+Hugh S As far as delusions go, it's one you can live with.

Actually, Wilhelm Wundt founded the first laboratory dedicated only to psychology in 1879, and psychology also has a long history prior to that. It isn't known for sure when Alice takes place, but it is thought to be in the 1880s. Psychology is not at all a new thing, and asylums existed for a long time as a way to handle the mentally ill before psychology was better understood.

You still wouldn't have wanted a loved one in an asylum back then. And I doubt psychology was quite as sophisticated at the time the film takes place either.

Would you want a 3 minute cinema sins video? No movie is without sin

eh shut up who cares the videos are all in good fun, no need to get mad just because you like the movie

But this isn't like the og Alice in Wonderland because it doesn't just have crazy things happen, it has a real plot. So when weird stuff happens it looks really weird.

Kawaii Elephant777 True very very true

@@LittleIdiot858 the older ones are 3 minutes long

considering alan rickman played the caterpillar and alice said she's from umbridge that would be a good plot twist

Not to mention all of the prophecy shit and madam maxime for god sake

@Мамонт Alice potter & the rings of the Caribbean😂

Alice Potter and the Order of Wonderland. Alice Potter and the Voidsword.

Ft. Luna Lovegood Gandalf

*Sonic taps his foot*

... with the buff chest?

+Sparkling Enope Out the wilderness with the ruggedness

Sparkling Enope No, with a Chaos Emarald.

Flying Scotsman You blew it!

Plus the book isn't even called "Alice in Wonderland", it's called "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland", but then again the animated movie got the name wrong too so whatever.

+Malini Correa They didn't get the name wrong. They mixed The Red Queen and The Queen of Hearts into one character. Notice how that in the book The Red Queen and The White Queen were sisters, The Queen of Hearts was never said to be related to any of them. In this movie the character who's obviously The Queen of Hearts is the sister of The White Queen(which The Queen if Hearts was never said to be the sister of The White Queen) and is called "The Red Queen", that proves the 2 characters were mixed. Also a common shorter version for "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" is in fact "Alice in Wonderland".

That's the only part I didn't like about this movie

CuteBipolarity They mixed both characters together

ChessieTea Akatsushi Really!?

And Johnny Depp was theater in a Harry Potter (related) movie

She doesn't look sickly to me, just very fair complexion

That's how Tim Burton likes his women.

but she looks so fucking pale

+Alissa ring that is how old days define beauty, i guessed

Alissa ring It was probably all the opium. Which is why she must've wanted to go to China in the end. To get more opium. The whole movie must've just been an opium trip.

+Massive Trigger A cross between Harry Potter and The First Chronicles of Narnia

He forgot to mention that the delusional aunt is Madame Maxime.

same

I'm the 300 liker!!!! :D

Sweet

especially since the movie has as much to do with the book as a piece of shit with a cupcake, i mean alice turns into xena warrior princess with a -ininity role on charisma in the last act for fucks sake

isn't Bellatrix lestrange the red Queen

@@harrietlilypotter2644 yeah they said this in the video

YES!!!!

OH MY GOD

you are the GOAT

"Welcome to Hell." One of my favourite movie quotes.

+Cookie star how can you hate that movie

Exactly, how dumb.

Oh for god sake, it’s HIS FRIKIN JOB

ikr its legit SUPPOSED to be unrealistic why he still bully it about being unrealistic

@@drgaz6235 The OG Alice has "real" plot as well at the beginning...

@@drgaz6235 Having an actual consistent plotline doesn't mean an Alice in Wonderland reboot can't have crazy shit happening. Can you imagine an AiW story NOT having weird creatures and silly concepts? Yes, the original AiW was more like a fever dream, with random things happening to Alice that dont exactly link together like a storyline, and I do agree that if you were to make it less like an actual dream, it needs to have more rules just like any fictional world. But the rules don't have to be that restricting honestly, or it'll just ruin the fun. I think we can have some tart eating frogs and fish that walk on their fins if said creatures have the ability to talk in the first place.

And because they both have quills or rather, at the time they only used quills to write

oh dont you mean "underland" because thats what they call it in the movie. fucking christ.

Panda Girl Ikr. Nothing there is supposed to make sense.

Panda Girl this made me think of a parody The song "because it's midnite" by limozeen "BECAUSE IT'S WONDERLAND"

Precisely.

Wonderland is strange not stupid

It says a lot about me that I'm crushing on both of them~~

+Ghost Witch it says that you find dead corpses erotic :P

+Ghost Witch So basically chicks who are dead inside are your thing?

Kristian Stewart jokes? Hello, 2007! She knows how to act...

is that lea seydoux cant tell. she was solid in spectre

No, it's actually an undergarment. She just tied it up to fit her.

That always bugged me as a child she's wearing underwear as a dress and has on no further undergarments for the movie supposedly till she goes to the white queen just no underwear or anything......really well okay then that's pretty weird once you think about it

@@trialerrorsharer9398, people not wearing underwear is pretty common, so much so it has its own phrase.

Bruh yus

But Shrek is perfect Shrek is love Shrek is life

+Gary Wha? I HATE YOU

I SPREAD MY ASS CHEEKS FOR SHREK I WANT TO PLEASE HIM

Shrekkkk

Why the lol at the end?

The focus is the movie only? Not books or poems etc. Only the film

@Always Unlucky Well, the poem is in the second book of Alice

+Jessica Kirkman Burton completely forgot that movies should have at least some substance.

+Jessica Kirkman movie made by producers, they just wanted comedy and a lord of the rings final battle. I bet that Tim Burton had little to no say on the what the story was going to be about. When you see how brilliant he was directing Edwood you can tell that this movie doesn't have his touch

because it was Tim Burton

Reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Which was by Tim Burton and had both Depp and Helena

+Jessica Kirkman we wanted, and the movie advertised as if it would be like the book, with Alice's adventure in wonderland, all the journay, but nop, cliché, lame-ass profecy hero plot. The only redeemable thing is how they picked the deepest notes and poems of the book meaning that somehow, this still adapts from the source material, and all implies the next movie will too.

Brooke Winchester Beeeecause he is no longer alive, which is saddening, I really wish he didn't die, he's a great actor, and honestly he was my second favorite actor. Matt Smith being my favorite.

Arwenes Yeah Alan one of my favorite actors. I can't decide who is my favorite, though. Benedict Cumberbatch, Cate Blanchet, Rooney Mara, David Tennant, Lana Parrilla, Alan Rickman, etc. It's too hard to choose

I teared up ;-;

It actually is lmao- I was super annoyed when he counted it as a sin djdkendksj

+HORROR ADDICTS and Johnny Depp for that matter. Burton loves him some Johnny Depp.

+HORROR ADDICTS Johnny Depp in Burtonland.

lol yeah that about sums it up!

HORROR ADDICTS Search for it on RU-vid. It's great.

lol didn't know that was a vid. Searching for it now :)

Alice here is basically Luna Lovegood Gandalf

you re right, many of these "sins" werent even legit, some were either not researched or just subjective, but i suppose thats what s funny about CinemaSins videos, the fact that they re not perhaps trying to review the movies like a commentary.

Also comparisons to Harry Potter are bullshite considering Harry Potter borrows hundreds of things from other fiction and they don't sin Harry Potter for that

These aren’t opinions these are facts and as a person who has read the book 6 times (I counted) and has been a fan of Alice in wonderland since pre k 99% of the sins are bullcrap

@@theoddeye1413 "the books don't fucking matter" - CinemaSins many many times why would you watch a video roasting something you like if you're just gonna get triggered?

I completely agree here. Many of the sins were quite obviously forced, or poorly made with little thought put into them. Some were decent, but bot many

Melanie Martinez

that's what I was thinking

MELAAAAAAANIE!

ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE CRAZY ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE

+delusional I am not at all surprised, and even kind of pleased that this is currently the top comment. Good work.

You are a lucky bastard because I unfortunately remembered almost the whole movie.

Being fictional does not throw out logic, plot or other writing rules. A story still has to adhere to its universe.

It's a joke and I'd rather watch this than the movie because he is funny

there's a b in both and an n in neither. they're both utilized by Edgar Alan Poe

They also both have legs. Why does that never come up?

Nope. Because Poe wrote on both.

THANK YOU! I could never find the dang answer to that question!

They are both used to write,raven quills being used to write and writing desks being used to write on

Ashley1epic Mhm..

Stupid movie. Can't believe it has such a high rating? I truly believe the critics were bribed into giving such high rating.

+Ichigo1423jfk Yeah, I'll agree that it was stupid (most horror films are), but it had more substance than most found footage movies and it didn't rely on heavy sex scenes like most modern horror flicks. Comparing it to films like Krumpus, Ouija, or The Visit, I'd say it's done surprisingly well for itself. For that, I give it praise.

have they done PA, Ghost Dimension yet?

+Taj White PLEASE

+Ichigo1423jfk Wait what? When I went to the movie theaters it was so bad that there was only one showtime

I thought it was better than the original (even if Gene Wilder was way better than Johnny Depp)

+PendulumFTW literally just watched the older one, and Jesus Christ willy wonka is a psychopath

Vvvveeerrrryyyy sinful

come on now, you've exposed yourself way too much now

PendulumFTW I always like the newer one better than the original. People would always tell me i'm crazy for thinking that, but maybe it's because i'm only 15 so the newer one was a part of my childhood.

oh yeah, it actually did, i completely forgot that.

I've been reading the books since my childhood and like you I have watch all the animated movies and play the Alice madness games....... But I really like that movie.

+Len the Trendy Tetraodontiforme it got a sequel?

+Brendan Kress There's a sequel coming out soon. It is called 'Through the Looking Glass'

+Len the Trendy Tetraodontiforme because it made over a billion dollars

***** HAH! XD

SAME THO

Roseyraptorqueen "All the best people, are crazy. All the best, people are. Where is my prescription" (FINISH THE SONG)

PixelGirl94 "Doctor,docter, please listen, my brain, is scattered, you can b Alice I'll be the mad hatter..."

Roseyraptorqueen bow ties are cool. so are fezzes. and stesons. and Karen. and that actor of Rory. and Matt Smith. and sonic screwdrivers and basically shitting in logic's face. and space gandalfs. and Smith's entire acting career which i know of.

Hearts Love theme....

I do

Me

nicee!

Constantly, also as a writer it really affects writing scenes knowing there is someone out there ripping films apart. Still love his work though and it makes writers and film makers lift their game.

+Tza Drake very true!!!

*ding*

ourWorld Lucy because in the olden days (not specifying date as I'm sure I'll get it wrong), quills were fashioned into writing tools. Have you not seen any of the Harry Potter films? 😏

Because Poe wrote on both..or there is no answer.

Alex Hrycaj lol

352 650 oh, that makes much more sense.

Y'all. Everyone is arguing about this answer but the point of this riddle is that there are MANY different answers.

underrated comment

Belianki - SAAAAAAAAAME

No. *ding*

I used to love this movie as a kid. lol

there is nothing wrong with shrek Edit: wow I did not expect this many likes

Shrek is love shrek is life.

+Ethan mcl 4826 pretty sure that of they do Shrek they should add 200 sins just for inspiring that video. *shudders*

+Skyro Wat yeah lol

+That Guy Who Is Much Smarter Than You shrek 4 kinda disagrees with you

+Geek Humour "jokes"

Last time I was this early, Greek Humour was funny

Last time I was this early "Last time I was this early " jokes didn't exist

Last time I was this early Chuck Norris jokes were relevant

Last time I was this early there were no "The last time I was this early" jokes.

that would be the empire...which is just 8 hours footage of empire state building. there is nothing wrong with that movie.

"No movie is without sin"

That would be ' The Shawshank Redemption '

Bullshit

@@user-kw6me1je3e Sorry, Family Guy got to that one.

HanaBakemono doesn’t he also say that Care Bears in Wonderland is a better adaptation than this

HanaBakemono Nostalgia Critic! :D

HanaBakemono Frankenstein's the doctor

What poem have you been reading because the one by Lewis Carroll clearly identifies the beast as being named the jabberwocky. Where does it say its not? Lewis Carroll, 1832 - 1898 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

With further inspection i realized you were speaking of the the add 'y' of the the name. I agree with your claims and apologize for speaking before proper analyst.

Rick Sanchez did you?

I did... ;)

Blue Diamond im

They would ^_~

futterwackin likes theres no tommorow

+Jayden Dove What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common? They're both harmless, unless you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

+Jacob Felten Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field full of dead babies? My dick

+Jacob Felten I laughed out loud.

What makes coffee and a computer similar? Neither are on the moon riding a giraffe with a burrito on their head and singing Christmas carols on a Tuesday.

DaGerminator That's only because its Saturday, on Tuesday you can bet that both are up there having a great time.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHUT THE FUCK UP

It would make sense. Screen Junkies did a Honest Trailer of the movie today.

Yes! I love that movie!

he wouldn't it is his favourite movie I heard it'd take like 10 mill subscribers for that thing to be done

+Floweraise It's called a Jabberwock in the books too.

Yeah, right... The second movie suddenly revealed that Wonderland/Underland is a typical fairytale country with completely sane people. And Alice's gang seem to be the only freaks around. Ok, these movies never took place in actual "Wonderland", period. It just can't be.

The MLG Hope Estheim *Ding*

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

I think I did the jabberwock for school once

+Wish you could be me Like... had sex with it?

what the hell you nasty

***** no

Because it wouldn't work, and welcome to CinemaSins.