Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less

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G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so...
We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
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@bbqenjoyer 5 лет назад

Cinemasins when they see a Doctor Who actor in a movie "So you have chosen.... SIN"

@jordangarcia465 5 лет назад

(When they see any actor from another movie star in another movie) "YOU'VE CHOSEN THE PATH OF SIN"

@bigesca5716 5 лет назад

Learn how to write first you fucking turd

@jordangarcia465 5 лет назад

@Thor Odinson ?

@badalu 5 лет назад

@Jordan Garcia @Thor Odinson who is the actress he didnt wanna name? also... WUUUUH

@user-73a 5 лет назад

this movie is still better than marvel movies lol. . .

@ZeroKnightHell 5 лет назад

There was 3 major sins not addressed in this video 1) Snake eyes having lips, and semi open mouth like he is shocked the entire time. 2) The subs crashing into the gate like they are aircraft 3) ICE FALLING UNDERWATER!!!!

@schecterman5466 3 года назад

I literally watched this to see if the sinking icebergs was mentioned lol I watched the shit movie for poops and laughs and was like “why the fuck are icebergs sinking?”

@michaelzhao9851 3 года назад

It seems snake eyes’s mask is made of thick rubber, so I believe the mouth mainly serves as a breath whole, and that explains why it is always semi open. They also wanted to create an illusion that the mask was so tight it made the lips visible. Still, I agree with you. The lips look very stupid, they should’ve discarded the “tight mask” idea and put some real breath holes on the mask (like the sideshow figure).

@Wheels91hockey 3 года назад

The shouting of people underwater

@quannguyenle9775 3 года назад

the ice falling is due to the heavy part of the underwater fortress in them (you can see those part sticking out of the ice pieces)

@OQIF87NREU 3 года назад

@@michaelzhao9851 I think the mask is cool

@mypal1990 5 лет назад

Snake eyes is the real MVP of the movie franchise.

@igorschmidlapp6987 5 лет назад

It's that old Hollywood rule, "When in doubt... add a ninja..." ;-P

@elgoblindo2795 5 лет назад

Except for his first costume

@nitehawk86 5 лет назад

He has all the best lines.

@LeopoldLitchenstein 5 лет назад

I never bothered with the sequel and I doubt the first one is worth revisiting but yeah, Snake Eyes was probably the only character who they did justice

@technounionrepresentative4274 5 лет назад

Considering he is played by ray park who is a diehard fan of g.i joe

@DaemonCaedo1 5 лет назад

Is there a reason Snake-eyes' mask has to have a goofy looking mouth modeled on it?

@AaronSoul725 5 лет назад

DaemonCaedo1 Nope! It looks so fucking stupid

@PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm 5 лет назад

I remember some people say he looks like a Power Ranger with that mouth. Hell, this feels like a better Power Rangers movie than the actual (new) one we got in 2017. Whoops.

@HankyPanky44 4 года назад

Yes there is. Look at the 1985 action figure.

@DaemonCaedo1 4 года назад

Never really considered it as racist, just that it looks really stupid. And it's only 'true to the source' in one iteration of the character.

@1872patty 4 года назад

What I'm saying is the mask has facial features that in itself isn't race related the fact the character under the mask is white in a certain light could be seen as a form of blackface and I mean rare circumstances I think if snake eyes walked into minneapolis in the last few days and took off his mask in front of a full on race/police brutality riot it wouldn't matter if he could speak cos he wouldn't get a word out. A rare instance where it could be taken as racial! Nothing more Also before u start getting ideas of an angry race debate cool it I'm from scotland where we don't have racism have sectarianism thats 2 groups killing each other over wether god wants us to be nice and drink tea a lot or sing songs about how good he is to him every weekend and serve up young boys to his white collared Sunday workers

@lucasmcqueen6302 4 года назад

1:42 when the pilot said "oh my God" was just nominated for the worst delivered line in cinematic history

@dustinreid164 4 года назад

Look up the oh my god from troll 2.

@jamiesteps6589 4 года назад

@@dustinreid164 thank you, totally work switching the video😂

@kalebdoom7944 4 года назад

Correction he says oh my gosh

@sirfailalotful 3 года назад

His voice had all the emotion of me slapping salami on a dry slice of wheat bread.

@loke6664 3 года назад

Sorry, it is still "I don't like sand" but this is certainly on the top 10 list at least.

@nobodyimportant2470 5 лет назад

Missed a big sin. "This movie was NOT directed by Michal Bay." Seriously Bay was given Transformers and Ninja Turtles to make a mess out of but was left out of the one that actually would have fit his style.

@collguyjoe99 5 лет назад

There was plans of a Hasbro Universe and TF and GI Joe were going to be merged - Could have gotten Headmasters

@sharilshahed6106 5 лет назад

making us momentarily root for Michael Bay, and that's a sin.

@slyceth 5 лет назад

fuck no

@Muppet567 5 лет назад

"don't make me shoot a woman" That's racist. Had me dying 😂

@mohammedhussain5459 5 лет назад

dude bro you must be new here

@Muppet567 5 лет назад

@@mohammedhussain5459 no. I've been here awhile. It's just funny. Even if they do this often I don't become numb to the their "sins". Just thought it was funny.

@wolfmomma2118 5 лет назад

Me: nope, that's sexist.

@mohammedhussain5459 5 лет назад

dude bro Lol, I understand, my bad

@Muppet567 5 лет назад

@@mohammedhussain5459 it's all good.

@robindejong2575 5 лет назад

Biggest sin of all: the ice, that's sinking. SINKING! Ice doesn't sink

@robindejong2575 5 лет назад

@narstyr but they're talking about it as if it'll fall on top of em

@cl114c0777498d 5 лет назад

Their base gets crushed by sinking ice. But after the rest of the movie... I mean, why not.

@robindejong2575 5 лет назад

@@cl114c0777498d ice floats, it doesn't sink

@AkodoAkira1 5 лет назад

Not in this movie it doesn't. Watch it. There's a scene where the Ice cap above the gets blown up and Ice block start falling on the base below, forcing them to dodge falling/sinking blocks of ice.

@k.ottophillips4303 5 лет назад

When they first came upon the base and tried to figure out how to get in, Breaker states that there's all kinds of structures within the ice. This is what caused the ice to sink, however, the structure within wind gave to be pretty darn heavy to counter thre ice's flotation.

@raydunakin 5 лет назад

I saw this movie in the theater when it first came out, and it's so forgettable that the only thing I can remember is how lame the FX were.

@OmarTafur75 3 года назад

I think i'm part of the 1% that actually liked the movie

@Hellcaiser4 3 года назад

And how badly they butchered every GI Joe character except Snake and maybe Zartan

@shawklan27 3 года назад

@@Hellcaiser4 yeah

@mikelsmith4800 5 лет назад

1:40 the unenthusiastic, “Oh my god” kills me. It’s like he’s tired of the movie

@ashwinkumar3806 5 лет назад

9:40 Arnold Vosloo in the desert, in a movie that also has Brendan Fraser in it. And no Mummy reference??

@wynnjones2435 5 лет назад

that's what I thought too

@chrisolson1900 5 лет назад

I thought that in itself was a mummy reference.

@jasonblalock4429 5 лет назад

Same director, too.

@gummi6340 5 лет назад

Also Dr Mindbender in the bunker with JGL played Benny in the Mummy

@enmebaragesis3873 5 лет назад

Alsoo Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje from the mummy!

@natecutler2012 3 года назад

12:24 The way this car flies straight up into the air when the train hits it deserves like 10 sins.

@mariedaparellio5686 5 лет назад

I didn’t realize half the cast of Mummy Returns was in this. I’m waiting for Evie to show up as a reincarnated princess who happens to be Baroness’s sister

@isaiahpero7837 3 года назад

Half the cast? I'm not arguing, but all I saw was Brenden Frazier. Where were the others?

@ScreamWright 3 года назад

@@isaiahpero7837 Arnold Vosloo and Kevin J. O'Connor (Beni in The Mummy, Mindbender in GI Joe). Plus Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje from The Mummy Returns. And I might have missed some.

@isaiahpero7837 3 года назад

@@ScreamWright Nice. Thanks!

@kayleechan4965 5 лет назад

I remember being obsessed with this movie for a good month when I was 13 I was in love with the story and everything 😂

@iangardner3250 3 года назад

Same

@sneakyracoonyt3280 3 года назад

It's a good movie

@shanablack5737 3 года назад

month? its been 10 years for me xD

@ranjaeclarke9884 2 года назад

Same but I'm still 13

@s2019x Год назад

it’s made for kids of that time i can tell now i’m 18 it’s a pretty shit movie but i know how i felt watching as a kid it was completely different to me the industry is clever they know what moves to make😂

@lessermook7608 5 лет назад

Once Duke had a connection to Baroness & Commander Cobra, *the movie was doomed.*

@Hellcaiser4 3 года назад

Aside from trying to stop them trying to rule the world lol

@TheKing-uu7jn 3 года назад

I'm glad it was largely ignored in Retaliation which technically is a soft reboot of the series And then the new Snaje Eyes movie is a reboot as well Damn. We get a reboot every gi joe movie at this point

@TheKing-uu7jn 3 года назад

I think it was doomed when they had Steven Sommers as the director and writer

@questworldiangreenknight7455 2 года назад

Agreed

@mrrunodan8119 Год назад

Why it was doomed? Please explain

@DareToBeDeviant 5 лет назад

I thought for sure Jeremy would've sinned the sinking ice bit. Apparently in this universe it's _more_ dense than water.

@nlaclayton8266 5 лет назад

Snake eyes and Deadpool teaming up for a mission . Merc with a mouth meets the Silent Snake

@chrisleeharvey 5 лет назад

Get David Hayter for the sequel

@robertagu5533 5 лет назад

I'm sure itll be awkward when Deadpool walks in on Naked Snake

@jeserboy267 5 лет назад

Cool concept

@SavageDawgJoshua 5 лет назад

Um... *See also "ANY of the Kevin Smith Jay and Silent Bob movies"

@PepziTwist 5 лет назад

But Snake Eyes wouldent be able to keep up with Wade Wilson plus, Snake Eyes silince would give Wade flashbacks too X-men origins. That would propebly end out with a very short fight scene unless Snake Eyes used hes super running speed

@geardog24 5 лет назад

What was missing from the G.I. Joe cartoon? I know, Marlon Wayans in an Iron Man suit.

@agentprime2179 5 лет назад

and Snake Eyes’ costume looking like an unfinished Black Ranger costume. Seriously what was up with that mouth piece?

@MeCooper 5 лет назад

@@agentprime2179 Fking hell man, Give me more nostalgic flashbacks why don't you?!

@MrChupacabra555 5 лет назад

Yeah, the movie had so much potential, which, aside from Snake Eyes and Stormshadow, was totally wasted.

@user-73a 5 лет назад

this movie had better cgi than black panther lol that movie sucked ass lmao

@imsohotjg 5 лет назад

@@user-73a cmon bruh

@gracedoubleu 5 лет назад

10:35 I am so proud of you, CinemaSins.

@tonyacosta4574 4 года назад

You are hott

@NicoMCH666 5 лет назад

the passage with the sunglasses in the rain killed me 😂

@JWig22 4 года назад

If you've ever ridden a motorcycle in the rain you'll know raindrops feel like tiny rocks at speed, so the sunglasses actually make sense in this scene if he's not wearing a helmet

@dewindae3059 4 года назад

pretty sure its a law in most if not all states that you have to wear eye pro while on a motor cycle

@mustafashammari972 3 года назад

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@alishsuwal7825 3 года назад

@@JWig22 yeah actually you’re absolutely correct

@alishsuwal7825 3 года назад

What is so funny about wearing shades in rain it helps actually dumb asd

@theophilethiriet8923 5 лет назад

Now that we pretty much all know that the cliche of the black guy dying first in horror movies is false, I wanna make a new black guy cliche: "black guy in action movies is supposed to be funny but annoying to the audience".

@simpleanswer8954 5 лет назад

Marlon Wayans is annoying in every movie.

@msjamereia9393 5 лет назад

That's always been the black person stereotype. They either die first, last, or eventually...plus be the comedic relief.

@skylx0812 5 лет назад

Lt. Uhura (...the 60s version not the new Spock's hoochie-mamma version) was pretty badass.

@casperchristensen8354 5 лет назад

Thats been a Black Guy movie cliche since the 80s.

@igorschmidlapp6987 5 лет назад

See the latest "Shaft"... ;-P

@poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад

*_Somewhere in the same universe in Hasbro, the Magic Of Friendship has all the Infinity Stones and snaps The Devil into dust._*

@pizzatime7433 5 лет назад

And I am pinkie pie Snaps fingers

@user-73a 5 лет назад

unironically i would rather watch this movie rather than some di$ney marvel crap . those movies are pure trash lol

@sarahmendez9889 5 лет назад

Hahahaha what?

@bobzombie2710 5 лет назад

@@user-73a ikr, and they make other look even worse. Ugh, movies are pure garbo.

@Artificial_Idiot 5 лет назад

What If You And Justin y. Are Friends

@-EchoesIntoEternity- 5 лет назад

i was gonna say that guy looks like discount Joseph Gordon-Levitt...... wait, that really is Joseph Gordon-Levitt 😲

@Vlad-rf3tu 5 лет назад

Disappointed that he didn't scream "Aaaaa, discount young Bruce Willis" when he showed up.

@hixson453 5 лет назад

When I first saw the hair I was like Keenu Reeves?! 😂 then reality hit me

@freewilldummies1603 5 лет назад

@@hixson453 😂🤣😅 indeed lookalikes are being used as stunt doubles.

@ScooterinAB 5 лет назад

A lot of people made some bad choices with this one.

@roguishpaladin 4 года назад

@@ScooterinAB It could have been good. I don't know where it went so wrong.

@gillianc592 4 года назад

Being a fully formed Scottish lady, that whole caber thing does make no sense. Caber throwing is part if the Highland games and what you are supposed to do is throw it end over end as far as possible there is no fence or yard. His accent is an abomination to everything Scottish.

@jacksongibbs8998 3 года назад

Could a G.I. Joe reboot work if it was a cartoon TV series written and animated by the same teams that gave us The Clone Wars TV series?

@thekiller7994 2 года назад

Yes

@MrThystleblum1 5 лет назад

Actually, Baroness and Destro are lovers in every GI-Joe incarnation.

@blackvial 5 лет назад

And I thought he said he grew up watching the cartoons

@questworldiangreenknight7455 2 года назад

I wish they’d get it right in a live action movie!

@johndoan2014 5 лет назад

When Snake Eyes was wearing the cloak... Discount Kylo Ren

@NirateGoel 5 лет назад

No, Kylo Ren is a discount Snake Eyes, This came first. Besides Snake Eyes is soo much better.

@jacookie9707 5 лет назад

Nirate Goel idk tbh Kylo is my favorite from the new trilogy. He’s intense but 🤷🏻‍♂️ it works

@fourze4z138 5 лет назад

mans just casually insulted Snake eyes smh

@MataNui. 5 лет назад

This movie came out years before kylo ren was even a thing.

@chillyphil598 5 лет назад

J Money no, no it doesn’t

@nx7188 5 лет назад

Just a quick reminder, don't be slouching. You'll regret it at 50 🙌

@MeCooper 5 лет назад

Pfft, Bold of you to assume I plan on being alive when I'm 50.

@smally7505 5 лет назад

Crazy how fast you just fixed my posture lmao

@Primalxbeast 5 лет назад

You mean next year?

@bigesca5716 5 лет назад

FUCK YOU

@jeanocasio5432 5 лет назад

Thank you, friendo.

@YoSuey 5 лет назад

9:50 is just a cut scene from the 1st Mummy movie lol, i swear

@barrylyndon5552 5 лет назад

Now you've sinned. And sinning is half the battle

@supafun33 5 лет назад

Gordon-Levitt's doctor was not a good Cobra Commander adaptation, but if you think if him as his own character I liked him

@austincouey992 5 лет назад

Or if they'd just called him mindbender and waited for the sequel to introduce cobra commander, would've made more sense instead of waiting till the last 5 minutes to introduce the best known villain of g.i. Joe.

@graymulligan 5 лет назад

Agreed. If he hadn't been identified as Cobra Commander in this movie, I wouldn't have thought that's who he was playing. The character as it sits is kind of fun.

@austincouey992 5 лет назад

@@graymulligan exactly the doctor is a fun character who's whole thing is science for sciences sake no moral boundaries or goals beyond them. If they wanted to stay close to the comics they should've just made the commander a man who lost his son due to the Joe's, whether through inaction on their part or he was a member of the Joe's and cc wants revenge on the Joe's for it. I think another important detail would be if we never learn who cobra commander is other than his alias because that's kind of a big deal, to me at least.

@SweetChickenSir 5 лет назад

17:30 "Do you have anything else to day before the sentence is carried out?" "You killed my father, prepare to die"

@taijxvi 5 лет назад

How was this uploaded just now and you commented a month ago TIME TRAVEL

@MeCooper 5 лет назад

Wait... This is time stamped for a month ago? But the video was uploaded 2 mins ago! ._. What are you playing at?!

@darthvader19910 5 лет назад

@@taijxvi that's what I was gonna say! WTF!

@dancingmonkey08 5 лет назад

wibbly wobbly timey wimey

@speedrob 5 лет назад

Yeah the timestamp on this comment is odd

@backfandango 5 лет назад

I’m sinning you Cinema Sins for saying GO JOE instead of YO JOE

@bobi_1780 5 лет назад

JOE MAMMA

@nguyeneric4576 5 лет назад

MO JO

@alandgomez5905 5 лет назад

That bugged me too. Goooo Joe does make more sense though lol.

@CJDrischler 5 лет назад

i thought he said Yo Joe.. good ear

@RFSKannon 5 лет назад

Maybe he was thinking of the not so great 89 GI Joe by DIC Entertainment? They really did say Go Joe in that one. On second thought, they probably just got it wrong.

@kingragnar8023 5 лет назад

Snake eyes and storm shadow were the best parts of the 2 movies and holy shit I just realized we have a Rick O'Connell & Imotep reunion here

@tommym7321 5 лет назад

...you do realize you didn't use mansplaining correctly, right? Mansplaining is when a man explains something that is common knowledge to a woman because he thinks she's too stupid to know what the common knowledge is. What the Wayans brother in the movie did was state something and hoped it was real in a flirty way. If you're gonna be a snowflake at least do it correctly.

@RaptorJesus. 5 лет назад

8:08 how can you possibly sin a scene of Rachel Nichols running in a croptop? :)

@TrumbullComic 5 лет назад

Wrong timecode. It's actually 8:08.

@RaptorJesus. 5 лет назад

@@TrumbullComic fixed XD

@darkmessiah-minecraft9272 5 лет назад

cuz thats a literal sin maybe?

@juicestains52 5 лет назад

11:13 I always found his run here so goddam hilarious, like wtf is he doin😂

@Wanaskiwin 4 года назад

Trying to revert to a previous checkpoint. tho what kills me is when those cops see a guy dressed in basically an ironman suit and just decided to walk up to him casually and punch him in the face. and immediately know how to take his armored gauntlets off likes its an every day occurance. You mean to tell me GI Joe didnt once alert the authorities at all they were operating there? doesnt that break all the treaties?

@SjeikJoriz 5 лет назад

"....And 100% of the M&M's" Won't lie, had to giggle a little bit.

@SjeikJoriz 5 лет назад

@EmperorJuliusCaesar 'Mars' (from the chocolate bars) in real life is the company that owns and produces the M&M's brand.

@jerryt7693 4 года назад

Had me cracking up

@anothercleverusername992 3 года назад

*"YOU WILL CALL ME, COMMANDER!"* I absolutely love the Doctor/Cobra Commander in this film. Such a fun, old school Supervillain..

@questworldiangreenknight7455 2 года назад

When he turns his head. Me and my brother call it the “dramatic hair toss without hair”! 😂🤣😆

@Peppers19781978 9 месяцев назад

That is nothing like Cobra Commander.

@adraawhitemoon8995 5 лет назад

10:34 you thought I would miss that Panic! At the Disco reference, but you underestimated my powers

@renooblivion9526 5 лет назад

I didn't even realize two of the star actors of Mummy were in this lol.

@KD_Smoove 5 лет назад

Whos the second

@victoryukugwere 5 лет назад

@Basket Kev Exactly. lol

@Bearded_Toy_Guy 5 лет назад

Three actors

@gregorygannon2839 5 лет назад

The crazy doctor that Rex finds in the lab is Brendan's whiney assistant in the Mummy.

@cjkalandek996 5 лет назад

You forgot to sin the part that I think sums up how dumb this movie is. During the attack on the military convoy at the beginning, that Cobra craft shoots and destroys one of the helicopters and as debris of the destroyed helicopter is practically falling out of the sky, the pilot of the other helicopter says _"Pioneer One, you've just been hit!"_ The last time I watched this, it was with my mom and when that scene happened, I literally shouted *_"NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK!"_* Immediately after, my mom proceeds to laugh her ass off and proclaims that to be the dumbest line in a movie she's ever heard in her life.

@tiedeman39 5 лет назад

What about the ice sinking in the water. Ice. Sinking. In water

@cjkalandek996 5 лет назад

@@tiedeman39 but that's at the end. My complaint is in the 2nd or 3rd scene in the movie.

@ianlister7333 5 лет назад

that Scottish accent is shocking, a British should know far better

@ScottKorin 5 лет назад

"A British"

@windsweeper8002 5 лет назад

But Destro was Scottish in the original comics. In fact I thought Chris Eccleslon was Scottish too.

@ianlister7333 5 лет назад

@@windsweeper8002 the character maybe Scottish in the comics, btu that is no excuse to cast someone who cant do a Scottish accent.

@rhynhardtk 5 лет назад

@@ScottKorin Right? Haha

@stvdagger8074 5 лет назад

@@windsweeper8002 No, Eccleston was born and raised in Lancashire, which is in the north of Galifrey.

@pauldrummond755 4 года назад

That has to be the worst Scottish accent I've ever heard. Even worse than mel Gibson and that's saying something

@alfredalfred8631 3 года назад

Shame as he is actually an awesome actor. Sounds like just before he said his first line the director said "do it in a camp Scottish accent"

@user-ph8vw1hp4k 5 лет назад

Everything wrong with Anna 2019 I loved this movie, now make me hate it.

@seba_igm 4 года назад

omg Anna is terrible, better do Hereditary, one good terror film

@user-ph8vw1hp4k 4 года назад

@@seba_igm I agree. It was fun to watch tho. The sight of Cillian is always pleasing to the eye.

@annemarievanpeer120 5 лет назад

From someone living in Scotland... No. That accent from Eccleston HURTS.

@gobzdzilla 5 лет назад

He's supposed to be understood. Scottish is rough on rest of the world.

@annemarievanpeer120 5 лет назад

@@gobzdzilla I mean, it's not TOO horrendously far off one of the Scottish dialects, it's just badly hammed up. Lots of your average Scottish people don't pronounce half their consonants, which yeah, makes it hard to understand. Making it a BAD accent doesn't necessarily fix that. Making it a CRISP accent, one that is accurate but with better pronunciation, does. In fact, it makes it sound more serious and therefore better suited for a villain. (Honestly i just hope that his character in the cartoon has a Scottish accent, otherwise i think it was a poor decision to give him one in this film, but that's just me. I'm guessing it really doesn't matter much for anyone living outside of the UK or even just outside of Scotland. But Jeremy said "is this a bad accent?" so as a Scottish resident i answered "yup" haha)

@noneofyourbeeswax01 5 лет назад

@@annemarievanpeer120 That's the problem, it's not so much that it's innacurate, its that it is so totally hammed-up that it's more like a parody. He's an actor, he must know that the way to get a natural unremarked upon accent is to underplay rather than overplay it, so it's clearly a stylistic choice. A wrong one.

@nitehawk86 5 лет назад

David Tennant's English accent is WAY better. :)

@noneofyourbeeswax01 5 лет назад

@@nitehawk86 Without a doubt.

@AnishVoraProductions 5 лет назад

Not the best movie, but this was so fun when it came out! Tbh, my biggest issue was that the sequel threw away a lot of what it had built up in the first movie

@slvrcobra1337 5 лет назад

That's my opinion on this as well. It was dumb fun like the first Transformers film, but not insultingly stupid like the Transformers sequels. I skipped G.I. JOE 2 simply because it killed off or recast all the characters.

@selfmadetray5836 4 года назад

Agreed the new one made it as the first one never existed

@alyssinwilliams4570 4 года назад

@@selfmadetray5836 from what I understand a lot of the original cast didnt want to come back :\ I would have loved to have seen more sienna miller, rachel nichols and joseph gordon-levitt though

@DarthRoe 4 года назад

The only thing I liked about the sequel was Storm Shadow lived, and didn't lose. Down side of that was he became a good guy. the rest of the movie just didn't hold a candle to the first one. The first one is bad, but heck it kinda reminded me of Star Wars with the end battle so it was just enjoyable to watch.

@Psalm_23 5 лет назад

God this movie sucks. Only good thing about this is snake eyes

@hunterg1755 5 лет назад

GIT GUD Snake eyes is the G.O.A.T

@MrChaotic4 5 лет назад

Respectfully, I disagree. I'm not going to sit here and say it was perfect. It certainly had problems. But it was certainly better than Retaliation.

@jonsnowman2091 5 лет назад

its because he had the best lines in the movie

@Jetical1kmusic 5 лет назад

Jake Voronkov i enjoyed the first one and didnt like the second. i really wish marlon and channing were the main cast in the second one

@windsweeper8002 5 лет назад

@@MrChaotic4 My turn to respectfully disagree. I prefer Retaliation. At least they killed off Channing Hatem early in the sequel.

@thememegamerinc.787 5 лет назад

Snake eyes is legit my favorite character from gi joe As far back as when I was 6

@MartialArtsFilmFreak 5 лет назад

I’m so happy Ray Park got some praise! But Byung Hun Lee is also awesome

@graemehunter4395 5 лет назад

Hi Cinemasins I am from Scotland and Chris Ecclestons Scottish is absolutely shite

@jmorrison230582 5 лет назад

It's shockingly bad, like "worse than Mike Myers" bad.

@rockyp3917 5 лет назад

Jeremy where's " Everything Wrong with Avengers: Endgame"??

@ilikecurry2345 5 лет назад

He'll get around to it eventually.

@kimhering3017 5 лет назад

We're looking at December based on when the Infinity War video came out, unless they do it in November around the time Stan Lee passed, which I could easily imagine them doing.

@WaveShock007 5 лет назад

Because someone did it already.

@user-73a 5 лет назад

Marvel fanboys will NOT like hearing that their favorite movie is far from perfect lol...

@gobzdzilla 5 лет назад

In fanboy nightmares.

@armybear2 5 лет назад

Haven't watched a CinemaSins video in a long while. How did he not mention something about Rachel Nichols and a lap dance? Or the clear fan service of her running in sports bra? Where is the real Jeremy!?

@williamkrause5831 4 года назад

jocaguz18 no they haven’t. Its classic cinemasins shit, the kind we subbed for

@achtsekundenfurz7876 3 года назад

Something something _G.I. Joe: Rise of Bra_ and sequel *G.I. Joe: Something else rises 2*

@HFZ916 3 года назад

I watched this movie when I was 12, with my lil bro when were at home alone, eating a bag of chocolate wafer balls and drinking orange soda. This movie can be the shittiest movie in the planet but i will always love it 😂.

@Hanitcal69 2 года назад

As a motorcyclist myself, wearing sunglasses in the rain is absolutely necessary if you don’t have a visor. Rain drops hitting your eyeballs at >35 mph is very painful and dangerous

@Id___ 5 лет назад

13:40 I dare anybody brave enough to convince me that Kylo Ren's whole costume wasn't stolen from Snake Eyes disguise in this movie.

@davidhong1934 5 лет назад

Could've sworn Kylo Ren was based on Darth Revan

@Id___ 5 лет назад

@@davidhong1934 Kotor did come out first ;p

@osets2117 5 лет назад

@@davidhong1934 I think Kylo Ren is based on jacen solo from legends

@dbzdrag0n 5 лет назад

David Hong this is correct

@slvrcobra1337 5 лет назад

He's basically a combination of Revan and Sith Starkiller from The Force Unleashed's DLC story.

@10000subsforpizza 5 лет назад

Fun fact ???? We're all not watching this in full screen.

@m3gatr0n28 5 лет назад

when you liked this movie as a teen and as a child Sad Snake Eyes noises Also Arashikage=stormshadow

@gregwodzynski941 3 года назад

I love this movie. Was ready for a sequel as soon as I walked out of the theater.

@makomankanshoku6106 4 года назад

Wouldn’t glasses help in the rain while riding a motorcycle, at least to keep rain from directly hitting your eyes?

@dr.bright6272 3 года назад

Fight Club Kill la Kill.

@lisag5002 5 лет назад

Stormshadow: "He never gives up" referenced G.I. Joe theme song "He never gives up he's always there fighting for freedom over land and air"

@TheCopyNinja733 5 лет назад

8:30 You've mentioned it, so now you have to do Tremors. It's all I want.

@shadowrider9735 5 лет назад

Hearing Christopher Eccleston hamming up his Northern accent to a Scottish accent upsets me immensely. Just, just let him use his normal accent I'm begging you

@lordunderstatement3645 5 лет назад

Oh thank you so very much for this. These movies just trampled all over my childhood and I seriously wish they hadn't been made. I'd have rather had no GI Joe movies than these piles of crap.

@PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm 5 лет назад

Not gonna lie, over a decade ago I was so obsessed with this movie as a casual Joe fan. Hell, as a Power Ranger fan I tried homaging this film for a Power Rangers Fan Film I was working on back in my 12th Grade year in High School (2010-2011) but the project had underwent a lot of problems hence later I had abandoned it. True story.

@AwesometownUSA Год назад

the username X comment combination here is perfect, haha

@honibearss 5 лет назад

i forgot about this movie entirely but when i saw the title i remembered the whole movie frame for frame 💀

@MrFooz420 5 лет назад

They could have called this film Flashbacks: The Movie

@user-73a 5 лет назад

Well this movie is still better than watching a marvel movie comedy special lol

@bigkoi1015 5 лет назад

Snake eyes Is the only one worth watching in this movie

@tylercumberworth2558 5 лет назад

When you realize this is literally high budget team america

@1872patty 4 года назад

Aw man what a pitch a marvel budget but keep the marionettes the same

@masquerader101 3 года назад

Snake eyes absolutely killed it and definitely had all the best lines 💪

@streetscholar8650 5 лет назад

Hey! You try riding in the rain on a motorcycle without eye protection. Yo Joe!

@davidhong1934 5 лет назад

Wouldn't goggles or a visor work better?

@filipjecz 5 лет назад

The sequel to this movie is probably the most perfect definition of a "guilty pleasure" known to man.

@DarthTach 5 лет назад

Honesty I like this movie better the the sequel. This one is more camp and fun. The other just tries too hard to be "serious". That plus the ending with The Rock just blowing up the case causing all the satellites to explode is the definition of lazy writing. That alone makes me hate it.

@xChaosFlower 5 лет назад

@@DarthTach plus, all of The Rock's scenes were boring. The best part of the movie was all the Snake eyes scenes

@selfmadetray5836 5 лет назад

This was way better than the sequel

@geardog24 5 лет назад

17:01 So that's where Live Action Sonic got his teeth from.

@calebproductions1264 5 лет назад

Jesus Christ, I'm calling Thanos so he can wipe that movie out of existence for good, along with the dumbass people who're making it, and the sonic fanbase for wanting that movie to exist in the first place.

@shanejohnson1606 5 лет назад

Absolutely nobody in the Sonic fanbase that has an above 50 I.Q. or not 5 years old wanted let alone asked for that abomination. Those idiot cucks at Paramount did that shit for casuals and to make a buck.

@davidhong1934 5 лет назад

Still better than the uncanny valley containing the live action Cats movie

@ariesrcn 4 года назад

The original comics had the best origin story for Snake Eyes. They should have done that for the movie.

@ibtgb2 3 года назад

Jeremy obviously has never ridden a motorcycle, you have to wear glasses in the rain. Try taking a bunch of rain drops to the cornea at 75mph. It sucks and the wind blows the water off the glasses.

@CelestialFalkon 5 лет назад

Boy, I've been waiting for this video for SOOOOOOO LONG!!!

@vinnyvinvin887 5 лет назад

Everything Wrong With ''STARSHIP TROOPERS'' for the millionth time.

@fwmurnau758 5 лет назад

No file found... Civilian

@osets2117 5 лет назад

No such thing as something went with starship troopers, the second and third one however

@thepickygamer4450 5 лет назад

And for the millionth time, nobody says please.

@enigma6482 5 лет назад

Remember when CinemaSins didn't try to insert political jokes and insults into its videos?

@mariakelly1059 3 года назад

No, can't say that I do.

@sciencenate 4 года назад

You would wear some type of eye protection in the rain when riding a motorcycle... although probably not shades when it’s already shady! Mutual offenses, the call for a sin stands.

@Suisyo 4 года назад

Oh man I was hoping they did one of these for the GI Joe Retaliation. Watched it last night and the whole time kept thinking of how many sins it would get 😆

@treycranson 5 лет назад

Sunglasses on a motorcycle in the rain prevents that feeling of eyes against the showerhead.

@simpleanswer8954 5 лет назад

If that's the problem, why isn't he wearing a helmet?

@skylx0812 5 лет назад

Thats what windshields on a vehicle are for.

@casperchristensen8354 5 лет назад

Like hed be able to see fuck All.

@Kori-T 5 лет назад

i’m glad someone pointed it out

@Kori-T 5 лет назад

Simple Answer helmets aren’t mandatory in every state, but wearing some form of eye protection is. But riding a motorcycle w/o a helmet in the rain while wearing sunglasses is a bad idea.

@geeareuu 5 лет назад

A. I can’t believe I didn’t hear you once say “they survive this” B. I am SOOOOO glad I’ve never seen this movie!

@jaredmaples1759 5 лет назад

8:51 *and same

@geeareuu 5 лет назад

Jared Maples I cant believe I missed that! Now I’m only surprised it wasn’t said more often.

@aLostShinobi 5 лет назад

Wearing sunglasses riding a motorcycle while being cliche isn't dumb lol you want rain drops pelting your eyeballs at 50+? Cuz it hurts like hell

@tarrantwolf 5 лет назад

But for some reason I doubt that's why they had it in the movie, sin earned lol

@dray3690 5 лет назад

@@tarrantwolf facts lmaoo

@davidhong1934 5 лет назад

@@tarrantwolf I think it's because it was dark, and sunglasses would obscure vision A pair of goggles would beuch better protection.

@tricky1506 5 лет назад

Yes because you'll get so much vision out of those tinted water covered lenses🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@dray3690 5 лет назад

@@tricky1506 thank u for this sensible comment

@Hamsteak 5 лет назад

Duke also has a goatee, when facial hair isn't allowed. And only a well kept short full beard is allowed

@Michijere77 4 года назад

I am giving this review a sin for not sinning every time the Wayans said “jsjdhwidnsihdu my boy”. It happens at least a dozen times.

@DiegoHernandez-xt2su 5 лет назад

2:03 "now you know, and knowing is half the battle"

@MeCooper 5 лет назад

GEEE EYYYYYE JOOOOOEEEE!🎇

@tking4470 5 лет назад

Underated comment and reply

@DiegoHernandez-xt2su 5 лет назад

@@tking4470 no

@utena90210 5 лет назад

"With civilian corpse's" OMG 😂😂😂

@asiansenpai1262 5 лет назад

You missed a great opportunity at 10:08 to say ninja spinners instead of fidget spinners

@benvoliothefirst 5 лет назад

Ninjit.

@christopherorr1516 5 лет назад

Hahaha Snake Eyes running after that armored vehicle is hilarious!

@dxrebel 5 лет назад

This is like a Mummy reunion lol. Brandon Fraser, Arnold Vosloo, Kevin OÇonnor, even camels lol

@dxrebel 5 лет назад

O'Connor pardon me

@grapeshot 5 лет назад

I like this movie better than the sequel. With the Rock. Growing up in the 80s I always thought that GI JOE had some of the best intros of a cartoon.

@MrChaotic4 5 лет назад

The only good thing in Retaliation was the fight on the mountain with the red ninjas.

@user-73a 5 лет назад

this movie is still better than captain marvel lol. . .

@user-73a 5 лет назад

I like this movie better than crappy marvel movies because they really suck lol

@selfmadetray5836 5 лет назад

Agreed

@haulein 5 лет назад

Wait a minute where was I?.....oh yeah, skip!

@ToXiiKSneakz 5 лет назад

Everything wrong with Childs Play 2019 and the original Childs Play trilogy!

@S3V3N4TILLDAWRLD6L0W 5 лет назад

You should cinemasin the movie "Hard Target"

@josephragosta89 3 года назад

I wore glasses in the rain at a funeral it hits different man

@chris_noswe 5 лет назад

Never seen this movie but I was genuinely suprised that that was Gordon-Lewitt.

@zarinaa1135 5 лет назад

You guys are the best!!! Keep up the great work!!! Please do: 1) The Princess Bride 2) Narnia 2 and 3 3) The Truman Show 4) Speed 5) The Circle 6) Back to the Future 3 7) The Road to El Dorado 8) Oceans 12 and 13 9) The Huntsman Winters War 10) RE-POST LOTR 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@davidhong1934 5 лет назад

I've seen an earlier attempt by another channel to critique Princess Bride, and that channel died because of it.

@raydunakin 5 лет назад

Everything Wrong With "The Princess Bride" would be the shortest Sins video ever made.

@Satsujinki1973 5 лет назад

@@raydunakin It would literally be the intro then the tally of zero, and probably still get a million views. It would be a good April fool's video though.

@k.ottophillips4303 5 лет назад

Thanks for doing this one. I'm a huge Joe fan and I actually do like this movie, but it deserves to be EWWed. Lots of military stuff was missed, like Duke is a Captain, Ripcord is Master Sergeant. Their ages would be significantly different, and it's unlikely they'd be buddy/buddy like they are. Ripcord says he qualifies to fly everytime they're on leave. Enlisted don't fly, only officers and Warrant Officers do, and it's not like he could just borrow a plane to get qualified, especially since it has nothing to do with his MOS in the Army. Also, as Ripcord flies the Night Raven up into the stratosphere. At no point was it ever mentioned this would destroy/deactivate the nanomites.