Honest Trailers | G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra & Retaliation 

“Brendan Frasier for one scene? Why?” Lmao even Screen Junkies realize not using Frasier more is a big mistake.

If Retaliation was better than Rise of Cobra, and Snake Eyes is better than Retaliation, that means we're only... five more reboots away from a good GI Joe movie!

The kid fights are really well done, the child actors really put a great amount of effort and energy into the choreography. Hats off to them.

Are we gonna ignore the fact that the movie had both Imhotep and Rick O'Connell?! They should've been the lead guys in the franchise.

I haven't watched the movie in a decade, and now I just realized that Brendan Frasier was only in one scene?! No wonder I never remembered it!

Brendan Frasier could have definitely given a boost to the franchise, UNDERUTILIZED!!

"He's a lost member of The Wu-Tang Clan." I am 100 percent okay with that.

Fun fact: The director of the first G.I Joe film directed The Mummy and the sequel, hence why Brenden Fraser is in the movie and mostly some of the cast including his buddy Beni!

The "Sadly this is the best part of the whole franchise" was too hilarious.

"So before you scroll past Snake Eyes on some streaming service..." So accurate!

I’m still in shock thinking about how that “out of the picture line” made it into a Hollywood big budget film

Really not gonna acknowledge how Storm Shadow was definitely killed in the first, tossed down an arctic shaft into the arctic sea thousands of feet below the ice shelf which falls onto the facility, and yet he still survives like Palpatine in the Star Wars sequels just for the next movie's redemption plot to be centered around him lol

The "Shhh I'm hunting Cobwas" line was great

“sadly, this is the best part of the franchise” dang i couldn’t agree more

"Inventor of the fidget spinner" was brilliant 🤣

Nothing to do with the Movies, but GIJOE toys were my absolute jam. I spent every cent I had on them for many years. They eventually got stored away into giant totes. A few years back, I gave everything that was still alive to a very good friend's kids. At one point, it was hundreds of guys, 25+ vehicles, most crotches and thumbs intact; Every Snake-eyes, Storm-shadow, Cobra Commander variation, and countless other guys, Rolling Thunder, just a TON of mid-late 80's stuff. Those boys still tell me to this day that they play with them every day. They'll outgrow them soon, but hopefully some future child gets to use them and they're passed down again. My older brother and I would spend hours preparing every guy and vehicle for all-out war; equipping each unit with the appropriate ordinance. Often by the time we were done, we'd have lost the urge to even play and just spend another half hour putting everything away haha. Good times.

Do Loki honest trailer, It's a glorious purpose

Snake Eyes origin: "A lost member of the Wu-Tang Clan". IMO that would be a better movie in every way.

Thank you for acknowledging the women of this franchise.

"...Team America, also before your time?" i was not ready to hear that

I’ve spent a good couple of weeks trying to whistle like Zartan

“I do ‘na mean’, Mudflap...I do” 🤣🤣🤣

"A lost member of the Wu-Tang Clan" That made me literally lol 😆

Fun fact: the kid who plays snake eyes is a legit martial artist. Also, I love snake eyes and storm shadow. Best parts of those movies.

Honest Trailer Loki.. Comeon it's time for a glorious purpose.

They just don't understand what fans of G I Joe liked about G I Joe. The odd personalities, the silly catchphrases, Cobra Commander's incompetence and the yelling of our team names: YO JOE! COBRA!

That RZA character introduction with the "keep feeding 'em, and feeding 'em" (METHOD MAN torture intro) is a real DEEP Wu Tang Cut, kudos to you guys

Do an honest trailer for the TRON franchise. Low key underrated.

Brendan Fraser for one scene always irritated me. I wanted him to go face with the guy who played Ihmotep again

Please do a Honest Trailer of Loki

There's only one scene I remember from the first movie: the chase scene with those nanosuits or whatever. That was pretty cool at the time. There's only one scene I "remember" from the second movie: the escape scene from the monastery. That scene was so incoherent I completely blanked out during it. I had no clue what was happening while watching and I still have no clue what happened. So yeah, that's that franchise summarized in like two sentences.

Yoooo, Broooos!

I laughed out loud at the "KID FIGHT!" joke. Literally the perfect joke to drag out this long, well done.

"The Queen's Gambit Honest Trailer can also be...beautiful" - Beth Harmon

These movies really do show you will enjoy anything when you're a kid. I used to love the first one of these films

Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow beating the crap out of each other since they were kids is literally the only Snake Eyes origin we need.

Pretty much all the Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow stuff was pretty awesome

I feel like I'm missing the joke with the title. "Body Massage: Origins?"

Since you're willing to make an honest trailer for this, how about a Honest Trailer for Batman Beyond or Legend of Korra?

No Loki Honest Trailer? There’s already a great Pitch Meeting!

Sadly, "Porkchop Sandwiches" is probably before the target demographics time too.

There was ONE epic scene in this franchise, when The High Sparrow was toying with the leaders and launched the nukes. That was hilarious. He is a really good actor.

I just realized that you’ve never done an honest trailer for “Animaniacs!!!”

"He's a lost member of the Wu Tang Clan...(enter RZA)"😆😆😆 priceless🔥🔥🔥

I literally only watched for snake eyes and storm shadow

I demand Loki Honest Trailer

Do Loki please! Say “Madam, a God doesn't plead.”

I remember when I saw this, I was SO excited to see Brendan Fraser back in shape + giving me flashbacks of Rick O'Connell. Then I was so disappointed that he disappeared for the rest of the movie.

Please please please do Loki!

Now, do a trailer for the 87 animated movie. Speaking of, I'd like for Epic Voice Guy to say, "An itty-bitty ditty bag."

"Inventor of the fidget spinner" caught me off guard XD

Please say: “Low key I kinda liked Loki.”

Hasbro never seems to know what to do with these real American hero’s.

The World needs an Honest Trailer for "The Olympics".

I never liked their approach to the movies. They should've just gone balls deep into 80s nostalgia and did the blue lasers and red lasers and added some humor.

Damn, that Fair and Balanced line is pretty good!

I’d like to personally give an award to the people who commented “first” to commemorate their stupendous achievement

waiting for an honest trailer for Loki

"Coobra lalalalala lame " got me good

“Is Serpentor in Fortnight?” 😅😂🤣😭

I'd love to see a trailer for The Expanse! There's some joke in there about Bezos needing it to get Blue Origin off the ground.

Week 96 of asking for a Netflix Daredevil honest trailer.

Bruce Willis played a 12 inch plastic man from the 60s brought to life. Good casting.

"Lost Member Of The Wu Tang Clan..." 😂😂😂👊🏿

Please do Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Final season starts this month! Thanks!

Do a honest trailer for Loki

Forgotten how absolutely HORRIBLE and embarrassing those movies were.

It will be an honor to hear your epic voice saying "DCSG 81". LOL!

Do "Loki" next.

For the love of god do loki next

"thats not what out of the picture mean"😂😂

Love those PSA references! “Hey kid, Imma computah. Stop all the downloading!”

Please say, “All I ever wanted in this world was Carnage.”

Snake Eyes is the only thing I remember with genuine fondness from these movies

Do an Honest Trailer for the classic show "The Greatest American Hero". It's the trailer no one else will ask for, but everyone will realize they need once you do it!

I love how you guys care about Brendan Fraser so much!

I’m still waiting on an Akira honest trailer 😔 was hoping we’d get one for the Olympics.

Still waiting for the Loki Honest Trailer 😢

Found an old one-legged GI Joe buried in our garden this summer. It still looks better than the CGI in these movies.

the kid fight in the first one is unironically is the best part of the franchise. followed shortly by the mechsuit scene, and the rope swinging mountaintop ninja fight in the second one

Please, do an honest trailer for Loki.

Do a trailer for John Carpenters The Thing!

The “I’m hunting cobras” got me 😂

What? Before one's time? Gah. Loved some GI Joe: Real American Hero! Man, I miss the 80's so much. 😭♥️

We need Loki!!!!

If we don't get a Loki honest trailer soon it's time for the TVA to enter the Epic Voiceover booth

Your glorious purpose should be doing the Loki s1 trailer

Inspiration for Deadpool’s…. Makeup design killed me!! 😂😂😂

His Cobra Commander was pretty good. "COBRAAAAA!"

The filmmakers enjoyed working with Dennis Quaid so much that screenwriter Stuart Beattie created 10-15 more scenes for him.

When are you gonna making Honest Trailer for Loki?

This brought back so many bad bad memories... Another thing that could bring back equally bad memories, is the an Honest TV Trailer for THE STRAIN! Thank you!

Why the hell have you not done Loki yet??

Really ? cannot believe you did this instead of loki ....

5:22 ok now you guys have to do an Honest Trailer for The Raid

Snake Eyes and Stormshadow were the best parts of these movies

Lol so true the kid fights in the flash backs are low key the best parts of these movies! A, they aren’t done with cgi crap and B, they got the kids to hit eachother at times. Looking at most of the adult fights they are way over edited and they never actually hit eachother! I guess insurance for child actors is pretty good in the film industry 0.o

I'm low-key waiting for Loki, okay?

4:33-5:03 - 30 solid seconds of Kid Fight. Well done, film.

4:13 - "so b4 u see Snakes Eyes on some t..." LOL!