Everything Wrong With Happy Death Day In 16 Minutes Or Less 

Good point Speedy but tree can stop getting killed but video game protagonists can't stop it because it's in the programme so unless you mean tree is like monika from ddlc or flowey from undertale that doesn't work. P.s sorry for being a game lover.

@Malik Shepherd more like Edge Of Tomorrow : College Edition

@@gtaacsoliddude3230 depends,if its a scripted scene yeah no one can stop it bare mods/glitches/changing the code but if those deaths werent 'forced' (aka you died to a boss that you were meant to kill) then you could stop yourself by being killed by winning over the boss,which is kinda what she does

Edge of Tomorrow was better.

*EEEEEEEEEENTER THE GUUUUNGEOOON!*

David Matheny I agree

Doesn't mean she can act in a different kind of movie. Doesn't mean she has contacts all over hollywood. Also, the movie is aimed at teenagers. Don't expect her to get a role in Dune or whatever.

God no

@@philippebeauchamp2827 " Don't expect her to get a role in Dune or whatever." Yeah! Don't expect her to get a role in Highlander, either! Or any other strangely somehow over and under rated movie from the 80's, for that matter!

Nah i like the indian kid that says oh no my yoohoo

Bernardo Mansoldo It’s not erased if she’s learned from it for the next time. That’s what the entire movie is about.

After the final loop, you can assume she did most of the good things again like Telling Tim he’s gay Making up with her dad But you can assume she didn’t: Help the frat guy with a pillow Sign the petition Warn the couple about the sprinklers

@@Stackali there is some things you can do about global warming, it's just that nobody is trying to give a fuck and be lazy about it.

Its not exactly all erased. I mean from tress side it happened bit the dad hasnt experienced it. Tree keeps avoiding her dad on her birthday and after this conversation she wont feel like she has to anymore. Its simple character development.

@@MidnightFallz She actually told them about the sprinklers in da movie

Well she fights 'cause dying does not feel nice

Aada Wulli good idea, but finding out who the killer is and dying definitely beats not knowing and dying multiple times

@@Aleksiway didn't she walked out naked from the dorm room? To me that was like "yeah, probably died today, but whatever"

That's the whole damn point of the movie omg, find the killer, stop him, get out of limbo.

The movie would only be half an hour if she did that

From their you just existed until your friend asked you a question?

@@thepickygamer4450 unintelligible

@@ChiefAlday Circumference

Just Some Jew wtf u saying bro?

@@youling_fozer7855 jew? That's racist

raydunakin “hit a kid” the line is “hit a kid”

raydunakin thank you!!!

Thanks, it's been a while since I've seen it so my memory was a bit fuzzy.

Agreed.

raydunakin I didn't know about groundhig day until last year when people compared this to groundhog day as well as both legends of tomorrow and agents of shield mentioned it.

And then probably wake up repeating the day again. Finding the killer made it stop, for whatever reason. I don't think this movie is meant to be taken seriously.

@@coffeepoweredkatie6290 in the movie she only repeated the day when she died. She didn't die in the end so she didn't repeat the day. The movie never said she had to find the killer.

Was gonna say that there's no reason why Lori couldn't kill Tree after she got out but when I did some research I realized that max jail time for manslaughter is 40 years and 1st degree murder is either death or natural life imprisonment. So, if anyone wanted to know jail time when it comes to manslaughter/first degree murder in Louisiana, there you go. *Evidence for me knowing where Tree goes to school is found on Film Herald's "6 Ways to Beat the Killer from Happy Death Day" and his pinned comment*

But then Lori would have came after her and killed her after she was released.. so then she’d have to go back to the beginning of her birthday anyway to stop the whole chain of events from happening

@@Lilbit0912 but then she'd be as knowledgeable and wise as a 60yo in the body of a 20yo. There can only positives to that situation, right?

I'm sure they were going with some other reference but the first that comes to mind for me is Invader Zim

*"SILENCE!"* Dumbledore said calmly.

I seriously don’t know where this line came from or why it was supposed to be funny.

Yeah 😂

@@gianinabadami5341 SILENCE,GIR!

CartoonGoddess626 let's face it, it's not the dumbest reason someone has tried to kill someone over.

Frosty Film Watcher yeah, why would you waste your time falling for a guy is clearly not a loyal man

+CartoonGoddess626 "...why would you waste your time falling for a guy is clearly not a loyal man" and the number one answer is.... sex!

Agree, just a stupid reason.

We have seen it happen in real life. Not saying it's a good reason just that it's something people really would do. Just saying.

it's all good

Moonbeam but like true tho

"Incompetent Movie Police Ex Machina"

Just buy a gun. Get $500 and go to the gun store and buy one

not all of us are living in countries that allow guns. you might wanna read about my little country. its called: "Every country that isnt usa"

Ariel Fridman Lmao

Fizgig!

indeed :D

You're trying to apply *logic* to a *horror movie*? Because logic is rarely (if ever) present in horror movies.

Because there would be no plot to this movie. Also everyone's a dick ok?

Because they needed the movie to last longer then 20 minutes.

Well what would u pay more attention to, a knife in the stomach, or seeing the killer

@@Kainmaster Horror movie characters can't act logically, everyone knows that. But that doesn't excuse it when they act like they're literally retarded.

*ding*

one thats already shot the black guy

antmanplays A cop that’s in a very cliché horror movie.

Yeah he used the rest to shoot a black guy

@@jameswest4692 beat me to it

musicf3b antisocial skills

musicf3b true. I already avoided my mom for a day, and de live in the same freaking house

Or like, a police station.

get yourself arrested

Exactly. Hell, I do it every day.

fnaf LIFE it is more of a comedic slasher movie

Yeah 😂

Stephen King commonly says the line between horror and comedy is a razor blade. the two go together.

Ikr lol

fnaf LIFE, it’s PG-13 so it’s not really supposed to be horror.

Yeah, agreed on both points... you have to laugh at both the fans and the haters who take these videos as serious criticism

Mega Zeta the problem I have with this channel is that there’s really no disclaimer that you should still support the original source and that these aren’t reviews, they’re extreme nitpicks for comedy. I mean the channel trailer (and the literal videos themselves) is telling enough but that obviously isn’t enough for far too large an amount of people taking these videos as real criticism. And you see the “Good, now I don’t have to waste my time seeing this.” Comments and the like way too much. A short little disclaimer at the beginning of the video wouldn’t hurt. Or even if he said a word or two about what he actually thought about the movie at the end of the video would be fine also.

@@MrFlip2247 read the description that usually tells you how the movie is

Just Monika that lady* oh shit whoops spoiler alert

The fuck do you watch. I'd also imagine someone in a fight for their lives would use pretty extreme force even if it's a girl behind the force.

What I don’t understand is why didn’t Lori give her a chance to eat the cupcake. Killing her should’ve been her last resort lmao

Yes i am aware it's a lot but it's not like you have to actually crush the skull to cause brain damage. People barely hitting their head on counters have gone into coma's and i believe died.

I’m wondering why this girl didn’t buy or borrow a gun, or any tool that can kill someone with enough force this movie should have been over in like after 4 deaths.

SpikeStarkey hYAAASSS IT'S COMING!!!

NO, it was a fine one time watch, maybe i'll watch it in future for guilty pleasure but don't try to start another franchise and ruin the original.

@@AAAAAAAAAA8931 yeah, i saw the trailer after commenting here, looks interesting, hope it doesn't get worse

When Happy Death Day 2U comes out he needs to make everything wrong with that movie.

It looks like it’s really taking advatange of the “Tree is so done with this shit that she’s gonna do stupid deadly shit because why the hell not.” Premise this film dabbled in and make that the focus. Looks like it’ll be a kickass comedy.

This comment is far too underrated, tbh.

SAVE ME BARRY

I've seen that profile pic somewhere... Oh yeah from a nutaku game Jk but really I saw it there

Goddammit Barry! How many Savitars did you just make?!

😂 such an underrated comment

Because after she dies everything resets like nothing ever happened

@@Yashwanthh the paper would be clean then,wich means the names that are already cleared don't need to be rewriten,but she does anyway

The Kingslayer Eh I'd debate whether it really counts as a "fart joke". Felt more like an indicator of just how much she no longer gave a fuck and was giving up than really meant to be funny.

BloodyButterfly That’s a pretty clever way of thinking about it... but did the director think of it that way? I doubt it.

The Kingslayer you could be right, maybe I am thinking too deep into it lol

That would be a quick way to end a date

Sinned because the fart joke didn't count as a minus sin. That was the funniest fart joke I've seen in my life.

I was thinking of this too when Jeremy pointed out the when the criminal's name changed.

Disaster Doctor I

rewer learn what B grade means. And get some taste.

Darth Kal-El Learn what an opinion is. And get some taste.

steelspurs111 Something being B-grade can’t really be an opinion. B-grade films are made with little to no budget(which this wasn’t) and is objectively bad

rewer "B grade" yet the budget was millions of dollars and it was played in all major theatres..... with tons of advertisement

rewer ikr? I’m impressed with the lead actress performance when she’s talking in under the bridge. You can see that she’s acting as a scared girl pretending to be brave. Amazing

You get a sin for rhyming too with too

@@chronee5390 seriously lol

*ding*

That doesn’t even rhyme properly

Apparently it’s short for Teresa

Firecustard Why put an emoji?

Javi Duarte why not :)))))))

Well, why *wood-n’t* you? Get it? I’ll leave.

Wishbear 4444 AHAHAHHAHAH love it owo

Joe-C Robinson clearly the writers had no intention of doing any sort of research of how the space time continuum works. Lol

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Exactly. And the beautiful moment she had with her dad never happened either. The romantic day she had with Carter also never happened.

Rhion Pinto well, actually, both of those happened. After she kicks Lori out of the window, it shows her spending the day with Carter and explaining everything to him, then she gets a call from her dad, and says she will see him at the restaurant soon.

크리스탈 I would actually be perfectly okay with this explanation, if it wasn't for the shoes. The killer that kills Gregory is wearing the same shoes as the killer that blows up the cop car later. Also, in the clock tower scene, Toombs is wearing the exact same shoes as the cop car explosion scene. It's possible that Lori put the same shoes on Toombs, but I doubt it. It was just the movie trying to trick the viewer into thinking that Toombs was really the killer. So... *ding*

크리스탈 'cause*

The cupcake candle though.

@@ziljin wasn't the same candle from the cupcake. The cupcake had a solid red candle, while that one was white and spiral-striped. EDIT: Blue with a raised white spiral, to be exact 😊

Because the people that watch these movies are fucking retards.

You make a great point

So she doesn't forget who she's crossed off already.

Papa Wuise Danielle didn’t fight her one bit at all you can see that, and Tree believed that if she killed the killer the loop would be closed so this would be why she was crossed off

SgtSupaman hahaha xD

his name is my name too

Whenever we go out, the people always shout..

Maybe she was able to because the professor was still there "working late."

well what gave it away?

Me too, i called it because the cupcake thing with that fake smile seemed so obvious to me.

MeepySama thank you someone understands

Yeah! Me too especially since she’s like the only person who has access to the room and all...like Lori is just a bad actress.. 😂 ( not the real person but in the movie)

We must have seen different trailers, then, because I don’t remember even seeing that chick in the trailer.

Its one of the main plot points ;)

Though I like how one of the side characters in this movie experiences the reliving of the day for like two times and then is back to tree with reliving the same day over and over again it’s just ridiculously stupid

Tyrell Suraiya ha then I'd sin the cruelty of the kids that made that nickname stick.

tree is a pretty cute nickname tbh

I think her actual name is Terisa.

It was her actual name, in the credits, the character's name is just Tree.

AGREED!!!! lmao Like, she was WAYY too entitled and conceited for her name to be "Tree" lmao

XCaliber ME TOO😂😂😂

Had to rewind to make sure that’s what he said......

Hakuna Matata There was a sexual assault scandal at Baylor University where university officials ignored/covered up complaints against football players.

They tend to cover up things like that in general, not just for football players.

I go to Baylor and this had me dying lol

Me too.

Same, I can't sit through scary movies, but I still wanna know what they're about

Josey Wales Same. I'm too much of a chicken to go out of my way to watch horror movies, no matter how much people tell me how pathetically UNSCARY some of them are.

Same!!! Or if I’m too scared to watch the actual movie I watch these because his commentary makes me feel safe lol

BlackHawk1159 _ worst shark movie ever

The movie where the two girls get stuck in the shark cage underwater? I liked it even thought it was predictable as shit.

ya but why did danielle have the card? it’s never explored more, it makes sense that tree thought she was the killer but then after they get hit by the bus she just crosses her off the list.

Nobody said it wasn't.

It’s no horror movie, but it stopped pretending to be by like half an hour in

_slurred "googoo gaagaa" intestifies_

Babies already do pretty good drunk impressions just figuring out how to move around haha

Aiden The Green Stone Knight dead meat quote ur not slick

Im the only one who understood the Dead Meat reference :(

PG-13 Horror Movies yeah the first time I saw the scene indicating he was gay I was like "Well all that disproves is what you assumed his motive to be, not whether he is actually the killer..."

BloodyButterfly, but she was watching Tim in the room and turned around to get killed immediately. Tim couldn't have been in two places at the same time.

I also thought that for the first one ! That absolutely doesn't prove that she's not the killer

Kyu Jorand They both died by the bus, if she was the killer the loop would’ve ended.

@@bodybuild9768 No, the loop ends if Tree survives the day. Not if the killer dies

same with me. fuck the internet >:C

Ye

Lazarbeam

I'd say "Hallelujah" but we say "OI OI OI" like the cunts we are!!!

Haha I mean, you don't have to be an Aussie to know that he was intentionally doing a dingo took my baby joke

Dojix everyone in the world knows this joke.. starving Ethiopian children in Africa know this joke...

Go Space Broncos!

cami while you could, where are you going to do that in the city? Also nobody is that cliche where they would do anything like that

I think the point of that line was to establish Tree as kind of a bitch

sheldon pereira no, subway is bomb

Erik Gardner It was an example, you don't actually have to watch stars. Going on a walk or buying ingredient for a home made dinner are pretty cheap and romantic ways. Also it may be cliche, but it works.

sheldon pereira If someone took me to subway bought me a footlong and payed without a coupon I'd be chill with that date and probably marry him on the spot Subway is expensive

Yeah, I can't watch films where the writing is so poor that they have to intentionally make the protagonist stupid in order to prevent the story from ending prematurely. The absolute most important thing to do in her situation is to discover the identity of the killer so she can plan accordingly.

Even if she did she still gets killed🙄😂

The point of pulling it off was knowing who did it from the get go to prevent it next time

Cuz~~ in the words of Cinemasins, movie has to movie ;)

Unfortunately that’s a lot of “horror” films

Midget Kangaroo pretty much

Watch it anyways... I might not be a masterpiece but it's fun. And by Jeremy's tone I think he thought it was fun too imo

holy shit is that a jojo reference

Must be the work of an enemy stand

Lori's stand, Killer Queen.

Shit,you right.

Yoshikage Kira just wants a quiet life

They didn't have the rights to the song.

MalevolentDivinity ur on to something

How could you compare this monstrosity to Re:Zero? I mean similar premise but the plots are tottaly different.

MalevolentDivinity But there's no instant rejection in this film... Rem best girl

MalevolentDivinity Yeah, but in Re:Zero the characters are good at revealing parts of themselves to be what they truly are in moderation. Also the solutions come from waaaaay more effort and trial and error, since you have to compete with a malicious fantasy world.

I didn't even think of that

PlaygroundPrincess damn liberal tree huggers.

PlaygroundPrincess It's a nickname

Short for Theresa

Her mom was vegan

PlaygroundPrincess it's a nickname her real name is theresa

ToLegitt2Quit OVERWATCH!

TRACER

Now, where were we?

HIGHER ON THE STREET

ToLegitt2Quit when I was at school I got déjà vu

Thomas Drury I don't think they were trying to be clever as much as paying homage to groundhog day, like almost everything else does when they make a ground hog movie/episode

You'd be surprised by the number of people who've never seen Groundhog Day

What does making the protag never seeing Groundhog day cause people to not get mad at the fact that they still ripped it off?

Mikey Slakowski Like me ! And idk who Bill Murray is either

Jules Renard ghost busters?

Doing all the timelines tho?!

It appears to be a nickname. Short for Teresa or something

Her full name Is Teresa. Tree Is her nickname

Kampfarsch - It's what the movie says. Her name Is Teresa, but they call her Tree

Kampfarsch that's how a certain ppl nicknames work....Robert=Bob, william= Billy, Richard= Dick etc. Lol I'll never understand it tho.

Its like the character in Lady in the Water named Story

Ilovepink 888 it's water because she drowned the night before

If its vomit then its cuz she was black out drunk the night before..she has a hang over the whole time..damn

It wouldn't make sense for water to go into the past with her.

StalkerRapture why? She also took physical trauma back to the past. There are 2 explanations, one for vomit, one for water, both are plausible in my eyes.

StalkerRapture I see some questions like “where is the rest of the water around her, why isnt she drenched and her clothes arent wet. I dont think i could make a proper answer for this because its a fucking movie with its own universe and rules in Terms of time/dimension travelling and shit. I am sure she had water inside her lungs and throat that could travel with her, just like the physical trauma she suffered. Why vomit wouldnt make sense: why did she specifically puke right after she awakens from the drowning death, but not any other death ? U see there will be questions without explanation or answer on both sides. At least until we get the hands on the Script where its written what it was.

Ikr I'm no expert, but I don't think a film where the main character (who is meant to be 16 years old, keep in mind) wakes up drunk in a random guy's room, is repeatedly murdered, goes to school naked intentionally, hangs herself to escape a serial killer, etc. counts as PG-13.

+the pessimistic potato Its because nothing is really that graphic, and therefore it could be PG (a little far fetched I know) but it became PG-13 because of all the swearing. As far as the fourth point you mentioned about going to school like that, well, it would technically be allowed in a PG-13 film even if it was slightly more graphic. In fact, it would even be allowed in a regular PG film.

@@DisasterEnby umm no she's in college(university) so she's meant to be between 18-22 at least or maybe even older depending on when she graduated high school/decided to go to college.

@@DisasterEnby Why would a 16 year old be in college? And it seems like she's been in college a long time, not a freshman or sophomore. I'm guessing she's 21 Her roommate is already working at a hospital, and you cant do that unless you have some real experience. I'm wondering if you even watched the movie or perhaps you're just going by this silly video.

@@eduardoroberts4049 you're reading a bit too deep into a single comment.

on*

Agree

You must not have watched many movies in 2017, because this movie is fucking retarded.

Yikes at the second comment 😬 I really enjoyed this movie too! It was a little cliché and predictable but I really enjoyed it!!

Smokey McJoint Hahaha snowflake😂 lololol

I love this movies. IT and Happy death day was the best horror movies of 2017

mad tophatter I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO!!! 😂😂😂

"Does this taste funny to you"?

irukaio best death XD

Peter Krivoshik you cannot escape it, we are everywhere, jooooin usss

Peter Krivoshik #best thing Netflix could have done XD

Violet Raven that sounds like something cinemasins would say lol

@@cooldude9422 Uhmm... thanks I guess?

... for one day until you get murdered, and on the last day you don't get the chance to do so, might commit suicide and THEN die for real. Jup, nice plan (with a few assumptions) ^^

Exactly

Nothing gets past you.

SupaPixelGirl ground hog day was smart enough to not make a sequel. This dumb ass movie is nowhere near the quality of ground hog day and they're making a part 2

If it's only from last year then it's a good thing the hospital hallways, dorm hallways and the campus overall doesn't have any security cameras or blue light cameras to help solve the mystery, or Amazon Alexa Dots and other cloud cam voice activated assistant bullshit sitting in every room, filming everything and recording all audio and uploading to Amazon Cloud so cops can use it later. I personally believe (and I have made videos about it) that digital evidence such as video should be illegal to use in criminal investigations. This way we can continue writing stories like this where bad guys abuse privacy to get away with things and privacy is kept at the same levels as in the 1950's. People need to buy and read my "Impact" a James Grider novel on Amazon (and linked in my videos) and then try to imagine how a character like that is supposed to survive and stay out of prison in a world of surveillance cameras and sympathize toward how awful his life would be.

Yeah it really annoyed me cause like I was trying my best to pretend that this didn't have anything to do with groundhog day, cause then you're just reminded of how much better that was and how this doesn't come anywhere close, but then they reference it in the last scene

Amen

How? The roommate was barely in the trailer.

Well the trailer for the sequel spoils it right away. The Marketing team must not care for people who didn't watch the first movie, so i wouldn't be surprised if superpal watched different kinds of commercials/trailers from their country/region that gives it away.

her real name is Teresa

Tananda Lynch so use the nickname Terry. Not fuckin tree

I didn't fuckin make this film okay?

the write?

Tananda Lynch chill lmao i never said that

Ana Menezes why it was a crap movie

Bradley Gamer welp, I guess I have a crap taste 😊

Ana Menezes yeeeeeep

Ana Menezes same

CinemaSins has got to me, I spent my most recent viewings of the movie trying to predict some of the things they would sin (which I actually got some right). I love the movie and now I love Jessica Rothe.

He will when the lady version comes out, I bet

Should have broken the sin counter tbh.

Sathu 115 FUN FACT: She's actually 57.

Damn wtf she looks in her 20’s to me !!! I guess I like older women

Yeah, shes actually 30. Damn. She definitely pulls off the college age.

She's not fucking 57, she's literally 30.

Sheriff TripleCrown - It was probably a joke...