Everything Wrong With Pinocchio in 18 Minutes or Less

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2022 saw the release of TWO new Pinocchio movies. This is the "live-action" one. It's got lots of sins.
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@geardog24 Год назад

"As a rule of thumb, when someone calls themselves honest. They ain't." This is probably the only decent moral that this movie will give you.

@cacklebabygg6156 Год назад

Except for Lincoln

@KarmasAB123 Год назад

So, are we saying that it's just impossible to be an honest person? That's just depressing.

@Tarkus_H Год назад

“Reliable Sources with Brian Stelter”

@quinnhouk5369 Год назад

Tell that to Biden

@noctambule5726 Год назад

I would like this comment but I have a rule to never break a liking of 69 likes

@jakeladislaus4175 Год назад

Missed outtake opportunity Geppetto: YOU ARE A TOOOOY!!

@loganhaley6050 Год назад

They’re played by the same person, too.

@CarlyCatharsis Год назад

A Lonely Old Mans Plaything!

@discofuchs490 Год назад

Omg yesss I so do hope this exists somewhere :D

@BigEWR Год назад

Don't worry, dude. Steve Reviews used that very line in his review, and it's exactly as funny as you think it is.

@hunterolaughlin Год назад

Pinocchio: You are a sad strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell. 🖖

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

Disney Live Action Remakes: *exists* Cinema Sins: "And we took it personally."

@bloggerblogg5878 Год назад

I take them personally too

@Gamer3427 Год назад

As did everyone who liked the originals, and even a lot of us who were indifferent to them.

@OkayYaraman Год назад

As they should.

@LoveHandle4890 Год назад

#1) The fact that this movie actually exists.

@frankieseward8667 Год назад

#2) The fact it flopped with Robert Zemeckis and Tom Hanks.

@randomnessltd Год назад

Ikr? BTTF's Robert Zemeckis and Forrest Gump's Tom Hanks?!😮 Holy shit, that's Disney taking a nosedive!

@hmat3255 Год назад

I was gonna write that 🤣

@autumbreeze1129 Год назад

I am very disappointed in Cinema Sins that that wasn't the first sin

@mr.conductor4938 Год назад

#3) The fact that this movie actually exists.

@erichurtado4938 Год назад

Gotta say: I’m not sure there’s a movie that deserved a “This movie exists” sin more. And there’s been an absurd number of movies that deserved it in the last few years…

@ZbJeeBies Год назад

all these years and the big "NOOOOOO!", little _"...no."_ call-and-response joke still gets me 😂

@Mike-ds4ht Год назад

My daughter’s favorite movie when she was a toddler was Pinocchio. She would watch it endlessly on repeat. She’s 15 now, and as soon as she saw this pop up on D+ she insisted that we watch it together so that we could shit all over it 😂

@LucianDevine Год назад

That's so sweet! It's nice that she's old enough to appreciate how crappy the remakes are compared to the originals!

@msbrighteyez6652 Год назад

@@LucianDevine 😂😂😂

@alakazamlover4908 Год назад

that is adorable and funny

@PeterParker-ff7ub Год назад

She didnt like it, did she?

@wolfypack1633 Год назад

you've done a good job parenting

@droth1031 Год назад

I think the biggest sin of this movie was the fact that Pinocchio is a passive observer in his own movie. None of the decisions were his to make; he just wandered from set piece to set piece, always following some else's instructions. Hell, he didn't even choose Pleasure Island, he was coerced with peer pressure!

@alexandergremory9468 Год назад

It's true, Pinocchio's lack of agency in the movie was definitely a missed opportunity. It would have been interesting to see him make his own choices and take control of his own story instead of being a passive participant

@Schelt Год назад

What's amazing is that in the original story, Pinocchio is legitimately a brat who consistently makes horrible spoiled decisions and sees the consequences consistently. This along with the sheer amount of content from the original story Disney didn't adapt in the original animated Pinocchio is why this could have been the one warranted live action Disney remake. They could have shown us an alternative that faithfully adapts the original Italian story. I don't know what I expected, considering EVERY other live action Disney remake should have already served as a warning that Disney doesn't care.

@joshuablack8221 Год назад

He’s a wooden puppet 😂😂😂

@chasehedges6775 Год назад

@Ellie Michaels 👍👍

@chasehedges6775 Год назад

Nailed it

@trinaq Год назад

I can't believe that Pinocchio received THREE remakes in 2022 alone. Guillermo Del Toro's version was definitely the best, in my opinion.

@inkga10clan29 Год назад

Don’t forget Puss In Boots

@guysmith5505 7 месяцев назад

Here is my ranking 1: Guillermo Del Toro’s version 2: the 2020 Disney reboot 3: Pinocchio: a true story

@guysmith5505 7 месяцев назад

@gbrlexe I was ranking Pinocchio movies, but Puss in Boots 2 is still one of greatest animated movies I have ever seen

@everlenaoliver6912 Год назад

1940 Pinocchio = action, adventure, magic and tough moral lessons. 2022 Pinocchio = soulless remake with loads of unnecessary easter eggs and no real lessons.

@masterknife8423 Год назад

I wouldn't say soulless. It just needed a lot of improvements

@LazyOldFusspot_3428 Год назад

Del Toro's Pinocchio = Excellently made passion project with messages about life

@mrf.7528 Год назад

@@masterknife8423 no.

@sws212 Год назад

@@masterknife8423 It was definitely soulless, the release vs the Del Toro's version more likely than not means they did it in response to his version coming out vs something someone wanted organically. Pinocchio has been public domain for decades so them choosing to release their version was about trying to keep the puppet firmly with Disney recognition wise.

@calebproductions1264 Год назад

Pinocchio A True Story = A wonderful movie to make everyone laugh

@stellaprzybylinski2119 Год назад

Okay the “sudden flirty fish with underwater mascara” got me 😭😭

@its_me_angelie4956 Год назад

The fact the yassified version of Pinocchio with the “father when can I leave to be on my own 😩 I’ve got the whole worldussy 😘” is more memorable than the Disney live action

@j8246 Год назад

This may just be one of the gayest comments I've ever read 😭 Made me laugh though

@rinxmacaroni2085 Год назад

plus nostalgic actor, nostalgic actor best movie #2 then next to Puss

@TheAdvertisement Год назад

I love how the final sin actually was "Goodnight Geppetto, I leave you a disappointed man."

@pkmntrainermark8881 Год назад

The girl and her marionette speaking in unison implies that it's alive too, which raises questions.

@quoteonquoteclub9711 Год назад

The description says we got TWO Pinocchio movies. Actually, we got THREE. Don’t be forgetting about the Pauly Shore classic.

@Raincally Год назад

We also have another one that featured Pinocchio in a separate adventure, it also had Tom Kenny as the titluar character

@SgtSupaman Год назад

No no, that didn't happen... That Pauly Shore thing makes Disney's remake look like a masterpiece.

@noctambule5726 Год назад

Outside 2022, I love the Pinocchio with Roberto Benigni and the 1996 live action version

@killminewin4733 Год назад

“Faaatherrrr!!!”

@risuwolf Год назад

"I've got the whole worldussy"

@EroiKuma Год назад

I'm surprised that the fact that they were conversing perfectly fine with each other. While they were meters apart from each other in the middle of the oceans. Did not get sinned

@b0rbifett Год назад

Imagine you're getting roasted by Pinocchio and his nose doesn't move an inch

@Brucifer2 Год назад

"Memory may hold the key..." Caboose "Oh and the sword, the sword is also a key."

@carolinachurch2715 Год назад

And when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death

@73NSH1 Год назад

Wow a reference of one of My favorite series

@denverarnold6210 Год назад

@@73NSH1 And still did Pinocchio better. edit: my mistake. first saw that as a kingdom hearts reference.

@73NSH1 Год назад

@@denverarnold6210 Yes you're right but i don't remember someone saying that on a kh game

@CarlyCatharsis Год назад

Well...MINE IS Anyway, As It Even Whistles: Dixieland.

@Doctor_Odin Год назад

I think Geppetto needs to check his varnish containers for leaks because something tells me he might be inhaling them

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker Год назад

2:04 The ironic thing is, in the far superior live action Pinocchio movie starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas in the title role, one of the other kids calls him “Woody”. Jonathan starred with Tim Allen in the sitcom Home Improvement. Tim Allen voiced Buzz Lightyear in the Toy Story movies, which also star Tom Hanks as Woody.

@flameshock1013 Год назад

"Why on earth would you want to be real, when you can be famous?" CinemaSins: Twitter. Why did that make me laugh harder than it should've?

@thecommentator9867 Год назад

Because that line from him is better than this entire movie

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

The CGI in this Pinocchio remake looks so uncanny and unsettling to look at.

@destro6971 Год назад

4:04 that one is called The Shape of Water, which coincidentally enough is yet another far superior Guillermo del Toro movie

@georockstar09 Год назад

I would add a few more sins for: 1. The completely missed opportunity, when Pinoke was in the cage trying to get the key, to say "I am wearing ladies' underpants" 2. 100 sins for not making Pinoke a real boy at the end

@Dark_Mishra Год назад

He actually does turn real, but you have to look very clearly because it’s not until literally the last 10 seconds of the movie.

@Blazingflare2000 Год назад

I would add Stromboli going to prison for no actual reason. Like, all he actually did was own a traveling caravan that hosted puppet shows, bought a puppet legally (as far as he knew anyways), and locked said puppet in a cage (though puppets have no rights so it's not like that was illegal) He may have been a dick, but he never actually committed any crimes

@georockstar09 Год назад

@@Dark_Mishra Thanks for pointing that out (just rewatched it) but lol frickin seriously? That was like barely noticeable, with Jiminy saying "did he turn real? Who knows?". The heck was the point lol! No, I'm keeping that as a sin.

@calebproductions1264 Год назад

Add another sin for the seagull sounding like she does crack 24/7.

@newyorksturtleman Год назад

You forgot to say, “This movie exists.”

@AngelWingsYT Год назад

The fact gepetto knows of the island makes we wonder if thats how his last son vanished🙊

@scottwagner646 Год назад

And how many lost children did Tom Hanks pleasure himself with on Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island?

@amethystsavage4018 Год назад

You should do an ultimate sin vid of all three Pinocchio remakes that came out in 2022. Yes, including the fruity one

@SimonVanliew26 Год назад

Faaaaather, when will I get to be a real boy?

@sr7129 Год назад

It’s ironic because the fruity one is Russian

@quotemplate Год назад

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@erainmartinez8175 Год назад

aww hell no

@L33Reacts Год назад

“The fruity one” uh oh here we go again 😂😅 Insert homer backing into bushes meme

@grapeshot Год назад

In this universe Monstro is not the prehistoric sperm will known as Leviathan. He's a whale with tentacles like he's some monster out of an Asylum movie.

@MKDumas1981 Год назад

Pinocchio, by H.P. Lovecraft?

@grapeshot Год назад

@@MKDumas1981 Yeah I can see that.

@likecascade7015 Год назад

I’ve never seen this movie, but based off of the clips and complaints I’ve seen, I just can’t help but think to myself: God help this generation.

@AllieOk Год назад

Don't worry. This generation also has Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio, which is phenomenal

@matthewpatrick7263 Год назад

I have been buying the blu-rays of all the Disney classics, including the original animated Pinocchio movie, for several months in response to all these stupid remakes.

@autumbreeze1129 Год назад

@@matthewpatrick7263 I've been going out of my way to find the 2 disc special editions of the classics just to spite them even more, since Disney doesn't get anything from second hand sales

@daveagard1884 Год назад

Yea this entire generation can be summed up with a vid of this one movie

@WorldifySanity Год назад

Pinocchio movies are the least of this generation's woes. I hope everyone dies before they have to starve and watch the world burn.

@skuffy4930 Год назад

8:35 Can we have that movie? Can we call it 'Too Honest John'!?

@user-ok3rr2uk4z Год назад

Referring to the seagull as "air rats" was funny as hell, never even thought about that xD

@magicmulder Год назад

Usually that’s pigeons.

@Beedo_Sookcool Год назад

@@magicmulder In my hometown by the sea, we have not only city pigeons, but FOUR species of gull. Three of them (greater black-back, lesser black-back, and black-headed) are fine, but the herring gulls are just The Worst. Whoever wrote the "MINE!!!" schtick from "Finding Nemo" obviously grew up near the sea.

@nyonman8391 Год назад

The biggest sin is that this sold more tickets then Del Torro’s…

@aqua2poweros699 Год назад

Isn’t del torros in Netflix?

@dampnoodle Год назад

You should totally do Guillermo's Pinocchio

@eletrobonnie5887 Год назад

I'm surprised the first sin wasn't "this exists"

@sonicfanboy3375 Год назад

Same

@JonahHenrickson Год назад

This whole video is exactly one of the reasons why I prefer Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio over this Pinocchio. I mean, sure, Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio might have sins too, but still.

@gigithecatperson Год назад

Do a Pinocchio week, I swear there are so many movies!

@AngelMonsterZillaKast Год назад

I agree! Especially Guillermo del toro's Pinocchio

@G-Unit1111 Год назад

I really feel like "Excess Cheese Consumption" needs to be the name of a jam band by the end of this video!

@archive6094 Год назад

Fun Fact: A live-action remake of Pinocchio (1940) was first pitched to Disney by Jim Henson in 1985, but Disney turned it down

@sonicfanboy3375 Год назад

A Pinocchio movie by Jim Henson could've been interesting ngl

@hillefoozy Год назад

It is actually infuriating how little Disney tried with this movie. The effects are sophisticated at best, and offensive at worst. The story seems to be the exact same as the original, but with less stereotypes and more boring. I don't think this was a movie that needed to be made, which could be said for any movie, but this just wasn't the way to do it.

@masterknife8423 Год назад

I disagree. I've never grown up with Disney's original adaptation but after seeing clips of it I wouldn't exactly rave about it like everyone else does

@calebproductions1264 Год назад

I’m surprised not one pissed off disney fan has gone up to the people who made these shitty remakes and called them off or some shit.

@AllieOk Год назад

I clicked thinking this was about Del Toro's version. I was so confused when the Disney logo showed up and the cricket started singing lol

@Zangetsuv2 Год назад

Surprised they didn’t do a Tom Hanks “Wilson!” scream at the end.

@BishiGirl72 Год назад

I've never seen this movie. Don't plan on seeing this movie. Thank you CinemaSins, for making this. Now I definitely don't have to see this movie. But the blue fairy's wings fluttering behind her is super creepy looking, for some reason.

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

TTS Rogal Dorn: "I suspect Tom Hanks was high on narcotics."

@MaiAolei Год назад

"As a rule of thumb, when someone calls themselves honest. They ain't." Nervous sweating in Honest Trailer channel.

@kiramiller568 Год назад

Thank you. When I first saw this movie that was my initial reaction about the smoke monsters and donkeys. It's like the donkeys are what concern you? Lol

@Beedo_Sookcool Год назад

Excellent coverage and fun video, as always, but I think you left some stuff out, namely . . . . Disney: + 1,000 Rapid-Fire Sins Disney live-action re-make: + 5,000 Rapid-Fire Sins Disney doing all these live-action remakes because you don't have to give credit to (or pay royalties to the authors of) the original version, if the original was animated: + 10,000 Rapid-Fire Sins Seagull doing the "tricking worms up to the surface" dance for any reason other than trying to trick worms to the surface by making them think her pattering feet are raindrops, and doing it on a flagstone instead of unpaved ground: + 1 Sin. "It's literal horsesh*t" -- What I say when every Disney live-action remake comes out somehow makes it into the CinemaSins commentary. + 1 Sin Stromboli: Dammit, now I'm hungry. +27 Sins Taking the beer and smoking out of Pleasure Island, because those were supposed to be CAUTIONARY examples, thereby neutering the whole point of the morality tale: + 42 Sins Blue bioluminscent algae are definitely a real thing, and it would not be unreasonable to imagine that there were some in all that water Monstro swallowed when he ate the film's protagonists. As much as it pains me to give any credit to Disney at all, especially on matters of biology . . . - 1 Hasty Sin Monstro redesign: + 1859 Sins

@tokenmarsupial Год назад

This is some of your best work yet-well done! Also, if no one has mentioned it yet, I'd like to add a sin for thinking it's ok to take the apple to the teacher after being that close to the horseshit.

@hunterolaughlin Год назад

Now we know why the teacher kicked Pinocchio out of his school…. for giving him an apple that smells like horses***.

@shlatekkin Год назад

With All the clocks, I was expecting "damn it doc I'm late for school"🤣🤣

@nudgificator Год назад

I'm really surprised you didn't do a 'root beer' counter for the Pleasure Island scene.

@NicoAnimation Год назад

When Pinocchio is water skiing with the seagull how the fuck are he and Geppetto hearing each other through such long conversations while being SO far apart?! That part made me actually angry and yelling at the screen

@MrEandc4life Год назад

I’ll admit it’s been awhile since I’ve checked in, but I had to see you kill this one.

@EduardoRubioLogan Год назад

missed the rare opportunity about the 2 mostly hidden people being number 69 and not 70... +2sins to you sir

@joshfarmer8408 Год назад

Why the hell did they replace the beer scene with root beer. The whole point of that scene in the original was for kids not to drink young. This just stupid

@Beedo_Sookcool Год назад

[Helen Lovejoy]: WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!!!

@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT Год назад

Even Puss In Boots: The Last Wish had a Pinocchio Cameo; 2022 was the Year of Pinocchio for some unknown reason.

@LazyOldFusspot_3428 Год назад

Shrek Pinocchio still wins by default

@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT Год назад

@@LazyOldFusspot_3428WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE, FEARLESS HERO?

@LazyOldFusspot_3428 Год назад

@@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT YOU ARE! YOU ARE!

@bufordhighwater9872 Год назад

I don't think this is a case of weight ratios any more than of how the bird grips. A 4 pound bird might be able to tow a 10 pound piece of floating wood. But what is the airspeed velocity of a laden seagull? Or the minimum airspeed required to maintain flight?

@anthony7697 Год назад

Which the minimum speed of flights is determined by a number of factors that need to be accounted for as a sufficient head wind will reduce the minimum speed of flight (why aircraft carriers have usually turned in to the wind) as well as any rising air that can potentially create sufficient lift to gain altitude, or even a tail wind that increases the seagull's speed and there for it's ability to tow a 10 pound piece of wood - and we haven't even gotten in to both aerodynamic and hydrodynamic drag Pinocchio generates.

@sonjaanderson4074 Год назад

But what about an African seagull?

@agalah408 Год назад

@@sonjaanderson4074 or two regular seagulls tied together.

@TCHorwood-xq7mw 8 месяцев назад

@@sonjaanderson4074 African seagulls are non-migtarory.

@kevinsharp45 Год назад

I’m surprised the terribleness of the Chris Pine joke didn’t get more than one sin.

@pierrexxanubis Год назад

Please, do the Guillermo Del Toro one! 🙏🏼

@Fr1endly7 Год назад

Let’s not forget that they also literally stole the “fake lying to get the key and escape” concept from Shrek 2.

@brandongamingtv7545 Год назад

7:32 extra sin: a metaphor of pinocchio watching his own movie somehow ends up in the script.

@redrox3312 Год назад

I’m just waiting for the culmination of these three movies: Pinocchio: No Way Home

@pinocchiofan 10 месяцев назад

As well as the Spider-Man meme with all the Pinocchios pointing at each other!

@meta527II Год назад

6:50-6:54 I ordinarily don't laugh at that "Eating an apple makes you an ***hole" joke you make for some reason, but that was actually kinda funny.

@Blakblooded Год назад

Growing a conscience requires, no OBLIGATES one to sin this movie.

@MrARock001 Год назад

"A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound plank of wood."

@destoker Год назад

Does anybody know that "Jiminy Cricket " got smashed with a wooden hammer by Pinocchio in the first chapter, so the hammer at 8:34 does not bode well??

@that1cat999 Год назад

The only thing I got out of this was “Did not expect the human trafficker to make good points about the education system”

@christinecrawford Год назад

"Oh for the love of Jack and Rose" made me laugh so hard! 🤣🤣

@mjefferson3223 Год назад

This movie exists. Ding 1,000,000,000 sins the end. Also you forgot the roll credits sin

@madjack18 Год назад

15:27 love how Tom Hanks can't be bothered to do an accent for the rest of the movie

@meta527II Год назад

I love how everyone complained about him for being a brat in the original, and yet they also complained about him NOT being a brat in the remake! Make up your minds, everyone!

@droth1031 Год назад

And the original is STILL nothing compared to the level of brattiness in the original book

@Libellulaire Год назад

There's a difference between not liking a character but still enjoying because the character still serves a purpose and leads the story, and having a character which loses its characteristics, which makes it neither serve its purpose nor lead the story.

@zarfa-de1266 Год назад

Could’ve just said “this movie exists”

@e.enriquez4589 Год назад

This is the fastest cinemasins for a movie released on VOD

@SavageSavin811 Год назад

The Monty python reference 😂

@johnoneil9188 Год назад

Now I want to see them sin the Paulie Shore Pinocchio movie.

@KennyMcCormick99 Год назад

This movie deserves soooo many more sins!

@LTJfan Год назад

These Disney remakes will never end

@stephenrossi1918 Год назад

Sad reality isn't it. Disney are completely clueless.

@henningneumann368 Год назад

I believe Pocanhontas may have the potential to be way worse than all we have seen so far

@vinylarchaeologist Год назад

“Pinocchio” just wanted to be a *real* movie.

@GageisME333 Год назад

I’m surprised they didn’t sin that there’s no way Geppetto and Pinocchio heard each other when Pinocchio was skiing😝

@balintkovacs4089 Год назад

"How do you make that very specific sound a fully mechanical process?" Music boxes, my good man. It's a fully metal clockwork system where the "brush" drags over a turning cyllinder of carefully placed and heighted/depthed bumps and dents to produce specific notes. A crow's cawing can be transcribed as musical notes. Thus made onto a music box cyllinder.

@CarterDeLeo Год назад

That's like saying that since a guitar playing a song can be transcribed as musical notes, I can reproduce that sound on a piano. The piano is never going to sound like a guitar even playing the same notes.

@balintkovacs4089 Год назад

@@CarterDeLeo Which is the exact difference between music boxes/phonograph recorders and instruments.

@theflickchick9850 Год назад

The love for the cast balanced by the absolute disdain for the film itself in this video is amazing.

@FuzzyStripetail Год назад

The soon to be released movie about Cleo the salacious mascara wearing goldfish gave Disney executives more of a woody than this Pinocchio movie.

@azazelmakara3716 Год назад

I hope you do the Netflix one. I absolutely loved that one.

@MrTiesk Год назад

There should've been 100 sins added when they showed that they didn't even bother to do real puppets

@jekebe4858 Год назад

Jiminy Cricket went to The Prometheus' School of Running Away from Rolling Objects.

@rayf8730 Год назад

15:18 Monty Python references are always welcome!!!

@glndreamer Год назад

I’m awarding 1,000 sins for the fact that you haven’t done American Psycho yet. How?

@glndreamer Год назад

@SharpSh0tDav1s thanks! Cinemasins did Pulp Fiction and that’s rated R?

@agalah408 Год назад

@@glndreamer Yeah, but he hasn't done Midnight Cowboy yet either.

@renatoramos8834 Год назад

The anthropomorphic fox and cat already looked out of place in the original. Really stupid decision to keep them as even more out of place cgi in this remake instead of just making them shady humans.

@LazyOldFusspot_3428 Год назад

Del Toro addressed this problem

@keepcalmandslitheron9115 Год назад

Okay, now do the Pauly Shore one!

@malachimccarty6270 Год назад

Y'all don't know how long I've been waiting for this video

@aramis4347 Год назад

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@malachimccarty6270 Год назад

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@aramis4347 Год назад

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@MichaelsExplorations Год назад

The last part the head turning 😂😂😂😂

@MichaelHuikeshoven Год назад

139 sins feels low for this movie.

@TyLisse Год назад

So Ive been a subscriber/lover of cinema sins for QUITE some time now and first of all I have to say Jeremy you are HILARIOUS!

@themotleycollector 4 месяца назад

One positive thing I found in this movie (maybe the only one) -- Honest John was AMAZINGLY rendered and performed!

@tjrune3432 Год назад

Cinema Sins, I love that you caption all the stuff for me. I'm deaf af. Then again, I always forget and click on captions then have to turn them off. Damn your accessibility!

@blobbertmcblob4888 Год назад

I'm beginning to understand what happened to Geppetto's original son. He lets what is basically a NEWBORN child wander the streets by himself.

@altmegido Год назад

Sure you love the blue fairy buddy, sure you do 🤣🤣🤣

@gorrow1990 Год назад

This remake made the Aladdin remake look like a great movie. That's how badly they missed the point of every important theme in the original and made something that didn't do anything better than a much older movie.

@Peterkrack Год назад

Those smoke monster are the things from the ffvii remake that make sure things go the right way

@calebproductions1264 Год назад

Or it’s probably from that seagull who smokes a lot.

@tia7520 Год назад

Hurray I got my floating bowl of water sin. My biggest complaint about the clocks would be that they're obviously quite detailed and interesting as individual clocks yet none of them are on the screen long enough or really well lit enough to actually appreciate it. I also don't understand why Disney would go to all that effort creating them if they weren't going to try to sell replicas because I'm sure there's plenty of people who would spend a fortune on a Disney cuckoo clock. At least there is someone out there who made and are selling some different Disney cuckoo clocks (Bradford) which are doing exactly that though they're not as interesting as the ones in the movie.