Everything Wrong With Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 

In this case, Barbossa is eating the apple because he's been waiting ten years to taste one.

"you were telling the truth" "i do that alot yet you people are always surprised" A sin should be taken off for that there alone because of how true and relatable it is

how did Norrington get off the island? ...hmm... sea turtles obviously

"And for how long can he step on land? An hour? A day? A year?" They actually said 1 day ashore, 10 years at sea

I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what it's inside it!

WHY does NO ONE understand Barbosa taking a bite of that apple at the end?!?!??!?!?! It's really simple! In the first movie, he said that the first thing he was going to do once he became un-undead was "eat a whole bushel of apples"; to emphasize that, when he gets shot and becomes un-undead and falls to the ground, they have him randomly holding a green apple in his hand that gets knocked out of his dying grip by his impact with the ground. Here, at last, he finally gets to take a bite of an apple. I mean, it's sin-worthy in its own right, since all the other references to the first movie were, but you didn't get WHY. HOW?!?!?

There's nothing wrong with a masterpiece

"That's a horse on a boat right there" always makes me die

Take off a sin at 12:23. Norrington obviously roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft. With human hair. From his back.

I think a sin should ALWAYS be taken off whenever "He's a Pirate" starts playing.

isnt davy jones technicly playing the organ with his face?

You should take 3 sins off, 1. The zany bar fight was great and Jack walking through it without a scratch. 2. Geoffrey Rush is awesome and Barbossa knows how to make an entrance. 3. The cast literally had no idea Geoffrey was gonna show up, they were originally told that Zoe Saldana's character would be coming down the stairs so that the surprise on the cast's faces would be genuine.

One thing about Davy Jones- He can only teleport at night. That's why he couldn't do it for "The Coincidence" scene, since it was daylight.

"Perhaps you know a certain pirate named Jack Sparrow." Will and Elizabeth: "CAPTAIN!" Jeremy: *sigh* Me: lmao

The thing with POTC is you have to watch the entire series twice to fully understand what's going on.

I would take off a sin for "I GOT A JAR OF DIRT"

I love all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Cinemasins was too busy making bad jokes to see ACTUAL things wrong with this movie, like, say, when Will cuts that guy's stomach open and all the fish spill out, they disappear three shots later, DING, and the Kraken's teeth phase through the railing when it engulfs Jack. DING.

Elizabeth's plan was to get on the ship and pretend to be a sailor. When they found the dress and believed it to be a spirit, she improvised.

6:28 The CGI for Davy Jones deserved at least 2 sins off for how well-done it was. Despite being a film from 2006 the effects are still as good as any you'll find today.

apple assholes are so fuckin common in movies now. I didn't ever realize.

Fun fact: The part where Keira kisses Jack, they didn't have in Orlando Bloom's script. So that actually is a genuine "I saw you kiss another man" pose.

I've an army We have a hulk I got a jar of dirt!!!

I got a jar of dirt And guess what inside it

You know, with all these movies now getting over 100 sins, I wonder what some the older sins videos he did like The Last Airbender and The Hunger Games would look like if he did them now.

Wait why the fuck was there a horse on a boat?

Actually, the sin at 11:21 has an explanation, one that was actually in the movie. Jack doesn't have the Black Spot anymore; Davy Jones took it off. Jack was supposed to serve on the Flying Dutchman for 100 years as payment for being the captain of the Black Pearl for 13 years. While Jack was only (physically) captain for 2 years, Davy Jones counted the additional years where Jack kept using the title "Captain". Davy Jones tells Jack that in order to pay his debt, he needs to get 100 souls in 3 days. Jack accepts the deal (offers Will Turner as the first soul...because that is how he rolls) and Davy Jones takes the Black Spot off. The Kraken attacks The Black Pearl because Davy Jones sent it there, not because it is drawn to the Black Spot.

Someone please explain to me how Johnny Depp didn't get a sin off for his portrayal of Jack Sparrow?? He commands literally every scene he's in and gives a masterful performance

if i get a ship, i'll call it "The Coincidence" :D

I think I'm the only one who can say that POTC 3 is one of my favorite movies of all time. Yes sue me, whatever. The original POTC trilogy I love, 4 was ok, just not as good as the first 3. Also I think I'm the only one who UNDERSTANDS THE MOVIES PLOTS! Maybe I'm just weird but I never got why people never understood those movies. Is everyone just thick, probably not but how come this is too complex but movies like the Bourne films aren't? Also before you say this is a kids film, its really not, just like how Indiana Jones isn't a kids film.

"You're 98% boat at this point" ahaha

"Tentacles grab everyone except people who are main characters" literally the next scene they show is a main character grabbed

that dress is obviously black and blue.

Everything wrong with CinemaSins. Dead Man's Chest is a masterpiece.

Since Jeremy isn’t paying attention to the film, Davy Jones removed the black spot from Jacks hand when Jack promised 100 souls to escape servitude. There’s no point giving someone 3 days to do something if he’s going to die before that. When the Kraken does show up, it’s after Jones sent it after the black pearl, not after Jack

6:30 It's explained in World's End, where because Davy Jones refused to ferry the dead Calypso cursed the crew and ship and captain

phantom of the dutchman LMAO

What many people don't understand is that Jack has been to the Isla de Pelegostos before, as he tells the tale to Mullroy and Murtogg before saving Elizabeth in the first film.

No sin for the kraken who is grabbing people without looking?? Does he have eyes in his tenticles?

A squid-lobster-*MAN* hybrid. He's half squid, half lobster.... and half man. A squidlobsterman, much like manbearpig.

Do Chronicles of Narnia :)

1:45 He didn't wait down there, he _materialized_ on the ship. The way Davy Jones does it later on, when he visits Calypso aboard the _Black Pearl._ In fact, the primary reason the _Flying Dutchman_'s crew boards ships instead of simply teleporting to them seems to be tradition. They're pirates too, after all. 5:02 Clark Kent disguises can actually _work,_ you know, although there's a _lot_ more to it than wearing different clothes. Also, a woman pretending to be a man actually _did_ actually happen on pirate ships now and then, with the most famous cases being Mary Read and Anne Bonny. 7:30 That guy is a part of the ship--like, _physically_ a part of the ship. When he lurches forward to speak to Will, he leaves half of himself behind in the wall. Not to mention he's holding that lamp, and presumably has been doing that for a while now, so technically he _is_ doing work. 8:37 The last ship the Kraken got hold of was much smaller. This one is a bit bigger, so the Kraken takes more time, but really, it's still more-or-less a curb-stomp battle anyway. 12:50 They're not about to bring Jack from the Kraken, they're about to bring him _back to life._

It always bugs me how English speaking people say "the Kraken". Kraken is already the definite form. It comes from the Scandinavian word "krake" which more or less can mean giant octopus, and in Scandinavian languages you add "en" or "et" (depending on the word) to the end of a word to make it definite, and since "krake" ends with an "e" you just add "n". So what you're basically saying when you say "the Kraken" is "the the giant octopus". Likewise, you can't say "a Kraken" that's like saying "a the giant octopus". You would instead say "a krake" ("en krake" in Scandinavian languages). But I can understand why native English speakers would think "the Kraken" and "a Kraken" sounds right. Still bugs me though :P

Keira Knightly is Keira Knightly 😍 40 sins removed

Why is it that whenever somebody disguises themselves as a henchman in a movie, the other henchmen don't realize they aren't one of them? I mean, I can understand if it's a huge fortress and there are hundreds of guys walking around doing shit at any given time, but in this movie she's on a ship with, like, twenty dudes who presumably all know each other. At least one of them should be like, "oy, who's that bloke who looks like a lady? I 'avn't never seen him 'afore."

Sin 123.... Sea turtles mate, Sea turtles.

I´m not married to Keira Knightley in this scene. DING.

I always loved this as a kid because of how dark and strange it is.

I'm surprised so many people don't like this movie. I think it's great, and better than the first.

The third one is so much better than this but then the 4th one is a total pile of shit. I hope the 5th one will be good because the series needs a come back I love the lore.

How come Jack isn't sinned for not being able to pronounce "drawing" but he has the largest vocabulary of any character in the movie?

11:26 actually davy jones removed the black spot when he gave 3 days on the night jones teleported to the pearl

oh cmon, the scene: Lord Becket: I believe you know a man called Jack Sparrow Elizabeth and Will: CAPTAIN! is a genuinely funny scene xD

U know, i watch these for pure entertainment. Cinemasuns is really funny, and DOES point out flaws, but someone of them are mainly opininated sins. That's why i get the vibe he isn't 100% serious about bashing on the movies.

I don't think the arrest warrants should be a sin. He knew exactly there was one for Elizabeth Turner, he just wanted to see the Governor's reaction.

you forgot one thing mate, he is captain Jack Sparrow

NO! EVERY PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE IS PERFECT! The Lone ranger was crap though

0:32 he did that on purpose

There's like 5 or 6 real sins, the rest were just things you didn't like.

Elizabeth pretending to be a dude I can believe. NONE of those pirates hitting on her anyway I don't, because everything about her makes her the most handsome dude ever.

is there a tvtrope for people who are jerks eating apples yet? and if so, is it called "apples to assholes"?

1:42 The reason why bill stay down there is because the last rum is down there and he knows his previous captain drunkness so he grab the rum and waited He knows jack will be searching for the rum

woman:"let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other!" cinemasins:"I like the cut of your job lady! when do we start?" I lost it 😂😂😂

Is it just me or is Jack's voice as deep as the Mariana Trench at 9:34?

Serious question: has this series ruined movies for you? When you watch movies are you always noticing the flaws?

Honestly this one might be my favorite pirates movie. I loved seeing Jack captain the pearl and any scene with the kraken was amazing, plus Davy Jones is such a great villain

to be fair, bootstrap bill waited in the one place jack was sure to turn up eventually, the rum room, is that really a sin?

I wish you would do On Strangers Tide - so I could watch it to see what happens instead of sitting through the film

13:03 Hector said in the first movie that the first thing he would do after lifting the curse, was to eat a whole cart of apples.

8:36 the other ship was a sloop which was much smaller than the one will was on.

Do you remember the good old time, there cinema sins wasn't about nitpicking... with 3-4 minute long videos about actual movie sins!

3:47 The kid is holding a fork with the right hand, and a knife in the left, while etiquette dictates it should be the other way. ;)

I like how he simply named the ship "The Coincidence" and casually refers to that ship as "The Coincidence" XD

Eh, some aren't really sins - like Barbossa eating the apple.. I was actually happy for him - when I saw it the first time; because I really felt sorry for him.. we wasn't such a bad guy..

I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?

Oh come on! The scene with jack and the kraken should take away a sin for awesomeness

That sin tally would probably be under 20 if you watched both part 1 and 2, attentively

I know the "apple is for asshole" cliché is a joke but that's a reference to the first movie, to show that Barbosa can finally eat. But now the question is : HOW THE FUCK DID HE SURVIVED ?

nooooo. And i thought that my favorite movie had no sins...

3:46 primitive era with stick spears and what not Guy holds up 19th century knife and fork dafuq?

The line “Release his terrible beasty” reminded me of the line from the first movie “This shot was not meant for you”

I was waiting for a “Jack survives this” sin for the scene where he falls down the cliff, through aalllll those bridges, and onto SOLID GROUND 😂

I was always surprised that the cannibal child did not try to fight Jack Sparrow with the fork after the kooky pirate swiped his knife. a knife just what I needed... 'Stab' "Oh bugger!".

that pride and prejudice bit at the end was too perfect lol

I know there are a lot of sins in this movie, but there are sins that need to be sinned. 8- Sparrow is a surname, it's not like jack is part bird or anything 13- what? What are you talking about? What does that mean? 15- um, he said "will be drawn to the man that HAS the black spot." It's not like the kraken can teleport, can it? 41- Adrenaline, obviously... 43- she didn't plan it, she improvised because that's apparently how most things work in this movie 44- if they're stupid enough to believe that the dress is a ghost, then do you really think they'd notice her? 52- hello?! short person, big table, isn't it obvious? 54- this very question is answered in at worlds end 59- also answered in at worlds end 66- because mercer is actually looking for her 68- see at worlds end 70- he is working, as a lantern holder 75- no one really cares how the game works at this point 80- bigger boats are hard to sink 102- sword practice is basically the only thing they've been doing between this movie and the first 104- well, yeah, there's dirt everywhere on the seat, the indicator that the jar of dirt has been used 107- since the first movie 111- slow reaction time I guess? 112- krakens are actually quite intelligent 121- no kraken is perfect 126- jack was sent to the locker, if the kraken really wanted to eat him that badly it would have done so sooner 129- does eating apples really make someone an asshole? Are apples just the food symbol of asshole-ism? Sin Sin Tally: 22 Sentence: Horse on a boat...

Do _Home Alone_ for the Holiday season!

One of the things that always bugged me about this is that all three fighting could easily have got what they wanted. Norrington needed the compass. Yes the point was to get the chest, but ALL he needed was the compass. Jack wants to force Jones to call off the Kraken. Will wants to save his father by killing Jones. Let that play out, Jones dies meaning the new captain of the Dutchman either gets the Kraken or it dies with him, either way all problems are gone REALLY quick if they think instead of going RIGHT to the swordfight.

I actually love that they say "Captain" in unison @ 0:53 bc Will and Elizabeth respect and are indebted to Jack for what he did, but in AWE they come to respect him AND distrust him like all pirates do. But at the end of the day, they still don't know what made Jack a pirate: "People aren't cargo, mate.", which justifies their belief that despite his misdeeds, he IS worthy of their respect

When's the next Pirates of the Caribbean gonna be sinned?

Do Everything Wrong with Alien. And then, Everything Wrong with Aliens.

"These two pirates decide to go with the " running out in the open with stolen goods" technique". What else could they have done? They were on a beach with no cover in any direction for 100 yards or so.

4:05 wouldn't​ you stop what you were doing as well if someone yelled at you. even in another language someone yelling at you would get your attention

"The Coincidence" lol.

uhh...I'm pretty sure Barbossa only ate the apple because since the first film, he had thing for apples.

The Spongebob endjoke made me way happier than it should've.

3:10 Supposedly, Jack already met the Pelegostos and became chief before the first movie. Because he was telling the guards, "-and then they made me their chief."

"How does the guy who cut his heart out, end up looking like a squid??" That actually gets explained in the movies....

You forgot one: when Jack shoots the rum barrels they explode, but why? It was just a steel ball hitting wood. And most of that stuff was wet! It would have to hit the exact spot where a metal band was and chance a spark going off. And even if it did it would have to get to the gun powder/rum inside the barrel. It's not like it's a tracer round!

11:21: Actually, earlier in the movie Jones made Jack agree to collect 100 souls for him, (as Jones thinks Jack's soul is worth 100 souls,) & the Black Spot vanished from his palm. So, actually, the Question is: How, (and when for that matter,) did Jack get the Black Spot back??

2:12 if you watched the movie you would know that he didn’t become the leader they captured him and wanted to eat him