Everything Wrong With The Boss Baby In 15 Minutes Or Less 

Exactly! Like what does she think happened? What was she carrying around for 9 months?? I know it's all in Tim's imagination but I'm so confused

@@shyannrulander4352 she aborted the baby then accepted boss baby when he arrived , what ?

nah she just got FAT

@@obi-wankenobimasteroftroll6885 OH BOY HE CHONKY

Probably in reality, the parents arrived in the taxi with the baby in their arms

It could work only in Tim's mind, if these children included Tim, that feels forgotten when the baby arrives. It not a speech to put in a movie to be taken seriously : no matter how people, who do not care their children enough, exist: in these times of crisis, instead, people hardly have children because they have no job, or have to work a lot to compensate the salary

@@ANIMATIONLOVERBT this guy just wrote a collage essay on the boss babys lore

Agreed my good man

i know!

Parents: holy shit there on to us ABANDON CHILDREN

Becoming cold how fast?!

*Slaps anything* Oh no its losing heat!

@@ANIMATIONLOVERBT everything wants to be the same temperature so it cools down really fast at the beginning, but as it gets colder, it loses heat slower

@@EntergeticalakaBot hitting something creates a tiny bit of heat, so going on a jog around the park increases global warming

@@matthewhunter2443 yos

Exactly.

How’d she read the letter boss baby gave her for her to go to kindergarten

@@Spiderdude654 yeah

And this one sin will make up for the lack of sin that should have came. You see a baby that stays eternally young is not normal, the baby is not normal so long as it does not age due to the formula, also good luck just poofing into an adult. This baby also would lack the nutrients to oh you know be an adult, and good luck surviving in the human world as an adult if you go straight from a baby to an adult without learning all the things you would naturally learn by growing. You would not learn sex ed, you would not learn school, and where would you even find a school that would even accept you, also are we even going to mention jobs, good luck getting Beyond a homeless person or that guy who lives off the land in the woods that's become something of a local Legend. While the brain continues to develop they are getting the resources to develop this brain through well obviously the normal food that's being fed by the parents, but they're also possibly getting it from their regular formula, and even if you say that all of the nutrition that the baby has accumulated in their life has been stored in their bodies to allow them to magically become an adult even though they would cook themselves alive from the cellular division. This still does not explain how they could have the special biology to allow all of this wrong impression to be compressed into something small enough that they look like your normal baby on the outside. Also orchestrating something it's not correlate to one's physical capacity so the thing about that should be removed. Suction cup Man part 4 comedy gold

One more sin to this sin: It was the Triplets who replied to "Is the kid listening"

*A movie about

i laughed so hard my eye hurts... wait. how did that happen?

PuppyDogGirl because you were crying and you didn’t know it

@@irlcupcake oh thx i was worried my eye was falling out!

PuppyDogGirl no problem man glad to help

Yeah in reality it’s sex about....the things

@FIREFIST GAMINGYT wait you hate cake as in food cake

I mean baby's sometimes act like they had cookies and cake but it's funny that that's a little easter egg

I heard that as well

@FIREFIST GAMINGYT fruitcake

And that's disgusting, Boss Baby??

Thanks for telling me what he said

Think about what a lot of parents explain to their little kids the name of their privates when they eventuallyget curious so as to shut them up about it-cookies. Now idk how cake have to do with women anatomy, but cookies and cake does sound good and should sound good to little kids like them. Certainly not explained like most parents explain it, this is more vague then the Birds & Bees talk lol

I mean... He's not wrong

What the fuck? That happened?

Please...Please tell me this isn't true

@@mariaaiutacitu8608 it's true

I think it deserves it

@@chazuru5927 thankfully it lost to Coco

Sheeeeeeee

I did

Same, and I'm stocked that the workers agreed with this plan, and this also shows how evil there world is if they literally just trow away babies because puppies can live forever, I mean can't they just love them both?

The only villain in cinematic history that actually tried to cause a genocide of humanity rather than saying that they will and not doing so

I can get behind his motives tbh

I need to sleep, but... I just cant stop dammit, their so damn entertaining.

Me!

That’s a secret I’ll never tell...

their so fucking funny though!

me bruh how do you know it's 2am for me

I think most of it was Tim's imagination because you see a joke where the parents see it as a normal play date.

Tim is in a coma

This movie is so bad...

@@user-rh1rw2yd3u same as babies

@@sloopy5672 SHUT UP

sMiLeYSnow ...he isn’t wrong

@@iamacatperson7226 tbh...i dont like the movie... I like the Netflix series better

Noooooooooooooo

Yes, and it's my sister's favorite thing to watch every week x^x

@Mastersef well thats understandable then. Do you what you do then

Corporate greed

How does this get a 4 part series but the office and parks and rec gets removed

in the show its explained she did go to kindergarten, they just only talked about it/ had flashbacks of it

i’m being dumb, i don’t get it lol

@@loudic1817 suck.

​@@loudic1817it's a penis joke

he doesnt even go to school lmao

@@user-pt1gy1jl8l this took place during summer break and in the series he goes to school in the last season so he’s been of summer break the entire time

@Cuddly Kawaii I think the series is bad Like worse than the movie

That's my headcannon, and it makes the movie SO much more tolerable.

But now it doesn’t make sense because thenew bossy baby 2 movie came out? Or maybe the big old sister is directly taking Tim’s stories to imagination but to her baby sister instead?

same

Noah Maldonado same

Yeah why the fuck did he do it again

@@alehlete830 maybe outta ideas

@@SDJ717 doubt it. Maybe they were taken down or some stuff like that.

Lol

Time travelling confirmed?

Oh yeah I heard it too

Me too

Cookies = sperm Cake = vag

it does i did not know that

i heard that tooo!!!!!

oof

wait this aint no message

@@colorcola1464 I agreed

Da fuq is that user

This was so funny I had to show it to my mom 😂

this movie promotes that babies are made to be put in ovens

@@kaz1_f1 yes

@@kaz1_f1 so babies are edible? DAMN

@@ministerofchlorine9090 you got to cook real well

True

my parents made me read a puberty book, which explained everything WHEN I WAS 8

I’m 15 and they never gave me the talk. I know what it’s about. :T

@@theredcupcake it's ok, you won't need it

DOWAY LI WHO FREAKING CARES ALSO WHY DO WE NEED TO HAVE CAPS ON

@DOWAY LI the fact that the spelling upsets you so much

kid logic

The doctors are hiding stuff from us, I knew it!

Fr tho

FreakyFilmZ so they were just eating a lot!

I think its the kids imagination..??

Tim is the only one who knows about baby corp duh

Toxic_snow you aren’t seeing the point. I know Tim knows Baby Corp but how would he mail the letter. They are a secret company so mail is unlikely.

@@cosmic-cookies what about jimbo? Staci? And the triplets :)

Toxic_snow they didn’t deliver it. There was a baby in a mailman with mail. How would they get mail? The babies can’t send mail because then the mail company would see it and know about Baby Corp.

@@GreatTasteMurder They're also Babies

Ha

ADAM Z it’s a lil so,etching called drugs

It’s really the only logical explanation

hmm coma

“I knew I shouldn’t have sucked that pacifier...”

He’s in a coma. He apparently had a stroke while in school from a test and could wake up. He woke up at the same time the real baby came back.

Micaiah Carr without context it sounds like... welp....

@@WakiKat drugs?

Claryes Ellen ..... no

@@gabriellel1118 not drugs... eggplants

@@simplyawful543 ?????oh wait ohhhhh

so i have questions one what is the race that is making these "humans" and two does that mean that every human that has ever exsited just been a carbon copy

He has a bottle he drinks to stay young

I think at the end of the movie we see bb turn into a adult so does tim and Tim has a kid

@@jajie-yl4hu It's called liquid crack

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THE LONG ISLAND ICED TEA REFERENCE?!?!?!

its too cold for her "little angel"

You have to eat them while they are still on the grill

@@sloopy5672 or else the little angel will get food poisoning. from "cold" food.

In this universe everyone's on drugs: almost all the characters have extremely dilated pupils.

If this thing really makes nobody want a baby anymore, then Francis has unintentionally caused human extinction

Khaalid Nurse ummm surprise

I think this takes place during the summer

JM JM you remind me of a kid named Kyler who thinks he’s Mary poppins

Guardians of the galaxy vol 2 copy, 1+ sin

Discount Mary Poppins.

“JM JM makes a pop culture reference that isn’t a sin of the film” Cliché

And an entirely different personality to go along with it 🥰

@@watchistoryisanythingbutnormal cause she went to kindergarten which is what changed her personality so much

@@caper3987 that…genuinely makes sense

Yeah it drives me insane; basically everyone had their va changed too lmao

Xander Ellem *ding!*

And if the majority of the film is set in the '80s or early '90s, how could he be wearing Dumbledore-esque robes when J K Rowing hadn't written any of the Harry Potter books yet?

Maybe it's a bootleg Gandalf?

because gandalf and dumblrdore are played by the same actor. it's supposed to be a joke. haha.

@@leporid257 they are not! Dumbledore was originally played sir Richard Harris before his passing and was replaced by Michael Gambon. Gandalf was played sir ian McKellen.

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quack quack your opinion is wack

splishy splashy your opinion is trashy

Welp, ding dong, your opinion is wrong!

Is it weird if I hated this movie even as a child?

That's probably the most believable part of the movie

NONE yeah we we don’t talk about that

Wait weren't they just born? Now your telling me there 4 years old and are going to kindergarten

@@trixymeow1380 the fu-

He was 7 years old....do you really expect they to tell him the "real" deal....(even the IRL "learn about your body , and the difference between boy and girls" kind books are for 10 and up) it's a metaphor...the "real" deal is for when he start to make....."jams"(which is probably 10 to 12 years old.....) , and even they don't give him the right idea at that age....there is always Sex Ed in the school.

It's innuendo, I think.

It is a metaphor. The cookie and the cake represent something

I played on the baseball game with you matt hii

Matt how did you lose to poofesure in sword play

But I don’t think they meant it that way…

@@gurugurushijona I know they didn't.

Wrong movie

@@mahi_mahi962 he meant boss baby 2

@@Shucksdn that's what I meant, does the thumbnail look like boss baby two to you?

glory to mankind

9:56 so his main plan is that the human race goes extinct by committing endless infanticide? yeah that sound pretty fucked up

Yorha Lolibot underrated comment

His sigh actually made that scene kinda funny 😂😂

HOW BA-A-A-A-A-A-D CAN I BEEE

Hammer Addiction4u Huh, I think that's why the MPAA rated this movie PG. "For Too Many Babies".

One is too many.

7.8 is way too high of a rating for this movie.

What's so interesting about a Baby that sounds like a 40 year old man working at what seems to be a Billion dollar Corporation?

COMMUNITY

@Tony_2713 ah of course. How could I be so foolish?

bill cipher is solemnly nodding :3

GrungeKid_27 yes >:3

open relationship

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@@dead6001 Yeah

Not impossible according to genetics

SomePerson Online it’s actually scientifically possible. Two Brunettes can produce a blonde child due to lack of Melalin in the hair. When Boss Baby will grow up then Melalin will increase changing his hair to Brunette colour.

@@abiutheartist not at all. Blond hair remains blond; he can be born from two brunettes if they both have the recessive gene, of blond hair.

@@ANIMATIONLOVERBT Actually, it is possible. My half-rother's hair used to be blonde when he was a baby but it slowly got more and more brown. And yes both parents have brown hair

Oh jeez

Again?

Cheetah lee Wait, they’ve already done it?!

@@thalmoragent9344 this was nemo don't confuse it

Don’t forget Thomas and the Magic Railroad.

Bill was the strongest enemy in Gravity Falls so...I mean if you ignore the fact he was beaten by two 12 year olds on 3 separate occasions.

@@v1xmix *that’s the joke :D*

@@k.eisenberg8119 technically speaking, it's both a joke and true. Dipper and Mable had "main character plot convince luck" on their side, making the op.

But is not the Bestagon, lame....

?

I hear "you get some cookies and the milk and you mix the cake"

@@MortyC--js7oo wait 9 days and u get a cupcake

Could have been a virgin long island iced tea

VEGA$

@@Jenacide Considering there's 5 alcohols and no actual ice tea in long island iced tea I'm not sure what a virgin would even have left.

Boogaloo

Snickers Satasfys

@@drgreasy1635 I have no idea wut the second word is >:(

depressed eggman snickers always satasfys my hunger

Me: sees this comment Video: Maybe 2 Snickers Bars and a Tube of Lube? My mind: Coincidence? I don't think so Random comment of mine: that keeps happening to me though not gonna lie 😂😂

I don't know why but that joke always gets me so bad every time.

Too bad It’s not as good as KNACK 2 BABEEEE

He lied to us

How did you that the 4th character is boss baby? Did one of our employees tell You?

Jesus you’re everywhere

He has done this video before wtf

Lol

Just a guy I agree

100 likes

Cats are better obviously

Infinite sins

Me: Don't go down the gutter. Don't go down the gutter. Mind: Penis joke. Me: WHY IS MY LIFE THIS WAY? XD

He said fart

I heard F*** poop doody... He actually says... FART poop doody!

I heard that

I heard the f word as well

He said fart big brain!

Clearly the biggest plot hole in this whole movie.

​@@zachwillas6329 Well, I don't remember Stacy reading that, I only remember the Triplets answering Boss Baby.

@@polygongaming8859 I meant to be sarcastic with the comment. 😅

and i got a verizon ad when i opened it up. . .

@Gabriel Mota trust me its probs more in the thousands no lie

Exactly and a lot of other modern Dreamworks movies. Pop culture references don't automatically make it funny. viewer "DA-HA-HA! IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE I'VE HEARD IT!" Animated kids' films seriously need to cut that shit out.

I’m not gonna lie, they had us in the first half

Has be 50000 sins

Just one cyborg flying dude :/ grammar?

My parents told me that my brother was happy that he was getting a sister.

i think the movie was all from Tim's imagination

@@thelast_dinonugget, that would’ve been frankly more tolerable

@@thelast_dinonugget it was The only real part is the end and beginning where the baby arrives in the taxi probably with the parents

*Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with!*

Why would you support the downfall of the human race??!!!

@@Trija204 Because we're all a flaming piece of shit. (I am a pessimist. Sometimes. Depends on my mood.)

Oh ok... guess robots should take over

Same, to be honest. (I think I have a plan to execute the downfall of humanity)

@Olivia John’s ok

But I actually liked how they threw logic out of the proverbial window.

@Olivia John’s then,why you are watching this?

@Olivia John’s and your favorite movie sucks

Imagine an adult man seeing this movie alone...

:0

first reply to a Justin y. comment nice

Justin Y. That sucks

Maybe its mustache guy now.

Justin Y. found ya

Lol

WHAT THE HELL IS COMMUNISM???????

@@hi_im_Axel_the_creator it's a long story

@@hi_im_Axel_the_creator *_YOU'RE A COMMUNIST HIDING AMONGST US!_*

imdyinginside yt Equality

Kawaii Dog 46 time stamp please

@Clumsy Chicken _69 A-

I just saw the movie like a couple of hours ago and don't remember hearing that but I heard it on here.