Everything Wrong With The Mandalorian - "The Rescue" 

I had no idea who it was until they show his face lol

Loud, annoying and stupid?

As soon as I saw the green saber, I almost literally shat myself.

when I saw the green saber I had a tiny piece of hope thinking it was ezra bridger

Of course the most satisfying moment in television is complemented by the most satisfying cinemasins reaction

I agree with this comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only person who is immune to that level of fan servicing awesome is Kathleen Kennedy and her goon squad. It's because she wants all our heads on a force pike for not liking her Tumblr Star Wars.

@@Voltaic_Fire yes

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*panting* You betcha. You wouldn't happen to have a smoke on you by chance. lol

Omg that almost had me laughing hard

@@BrotherMag why almost? Cuz you needed to clean up?

making something "funniest" on this channel is not that hard imo

@@HowTo11414 Then why are you here?

@@Voltaic_Fire idk man why is anyone anywhere

Agreed! 😄

i miss jeremy

That is a good point. She might have heard of Boba Fett, but thought he was just a regular clone that got his hands on someone's armor, and not a naturally grown clone that was raised by Jango and inherited his armor

Not to mention the fact that Fett was a bounty Hunter for the Empire

Also fett has to be pretty famous at this point...as like the clone that wears mandalorian armour or something like that. My point is I wouldn’t be surprised if he was know amongst mandalorians.

Bo - katan fought with the clones tho

@@lucwilliams3676 she also fought against them for 5 seasons of clone wars

Kinda trippy that that baby predates the Empire.

@@mokarokas-2138 lol

@@mokarokas-2138 Not just the Empire. That baby is a few years older than Anakin Skywalker, the father of the guy who took him away.

@@SophisticatedGoat222 Check your dates again. Anakin died when he was 45, 6+ years before this episode took place. 45 + 6 = 51, which is older than Grogu, who was csaid to be 50+ standard years old.

@@newsaxonyproductions7871 Ah, right. So I suppose Anakin is around the same age, likely slightly older. But that's still a pretty old baby.

“No, She’s been Mulan making men out of the Stormtroopers without Mushu and the KFC combo” + 10 Sins XP ~ God loves you 3247

Ah yes agent may, she has a thing for dead guys

If their complaint is consistency, then you're absolutely right. My problem is, why does a blaster, that does not fire any physical ammo, physically jam? How can light jam? Answers on a postcard please.

@@JDizaster my assumption would be temporary overload. like how using a microwave too long overloads/high temp trips it and needs to cool down to be reused.

in the video games the blasters overheat. not the same thing but.

Mabe it was lonestar

@@JDizaster i think I read in one of my nerd books that blasters do indeed fire ammunition they aren't lasers Edit found it! According to the essential guide to weapons and technology they fire excited blaster gas that is focused into particle beam.

Imma need you to step on this totally-not-a-trap-door square infront of my throne........

"I'm imperial, why did you save me" "Because you asked."

Which Battlefront 2

@@abramsullivan7764 EA's surprisingly. The game was terrible but it looked nice and the 10 minute long Luke level actually had Luke act like Luke

They love to sin things they like. They're stupid like that.

@@karenstarr They also sin stupid shit

I absolutely agree

Genius? Wow and I thought I’d heard every stretch their is…

It actually reminds me of every time the Jedi fought battle droids in the prequels. Star Wars history continues to repeat itself, but this time in a good way. 😎👍

I figured it would end at -25.

I was hoping it'd go down to -66.

Plus he knows the Dark Troopers are on the way back because flushing jet-pack equipped robots into space is going to do nothing other than slightly delay them for a brief time.

if he's so brillaint, why would he smile, giving away that he wanted this to happen?

Why would he try to shoot Luke? Boba is a professional and has no reason to shoot Luke at this point. Unless there is a hidden bounty still active that we don't know about. It also made perfect sense for Boba to not be there, Slave 1 took off after they got onboard for safety. Until they secured everything, there would be no reason to return and risk himself.

Boba hates Jedi since he watched Mace Windu kill his dad.

@@Jemini4228 Also, he had his blaster aimed at Luke when he got shot into the sarlacc pit. They've got history.

@@Dragondan1987 well Luke indirectly “killed” him by launching the rescue mission

Ha! Thanks! By the way I think referring to the three narrators as the "Jerrator", the "Barrator", and the "Aarrator" should be a thing now.

Depends which canon you’re referring to. In the Disney canon, the clone troopers are replaced with recruits, but I believe they still serve the Empire for a brief time until they get decommissioned and dismissed.

Clones were phased out rather quickly after clones led by Vader took control of the CIS homeworlds, If I remember correctly the reasoning changes based on who you ask. Some are as follows. 1. The DNA used to replicate clones was getting unstable because jango died and could not resupply a sample 2. Palpatine feared their programming could be turned against him (I believe order 54, basically its order 66 but for him) 3. The one I believe is because of propaganda and to maintain a better control, If the army that subjugated me was people and not clones I would feel more comfortable with them, also you create patriotism which is a great loyalty generator 4. Money 5. Slow and difficult to gain more/ replenish troops after a loss due to a single source of soldiers 6. To keep clones loyal, strict social moneterization was required, killing all independence and having all specialties being learned 6.5 prodigies, advanced thinkers, grand strategists, any individual valuable traits of the people cant be used if clones were used instead All of these ideas slash reasonings are used in one place or another (Sometimes I think i read too much)

@@pippy916 The actual canon reason is because the original cloners made their own batch of Jango clones and used them against the empire, causing the emperor to switch to recruits and conscripts despite the clones being more effective just due to no longer being able to trust the cloners.

@@louis8487 canon is a loose term in my heart after Disney went around destroying everything they disagreed with, though yes that is the current canon reason set forth. May Dave filoni be with us

@@pippy916 I take it as everything in legends is still canon unless contradicted by something in Disney canon which supersedes all else as they are the current owners of the Star Wars universe.

That's because she was a young teen made sense

@@basharmahjoub7113 that or she learned from her mistake this time

@@conwaymj88 There's a running theory that Mandalore fell because she didn't "win" the saber from Sabine, so she couldn't unite the people under her with it.

Dont think about it this way is cooler

This is purely an honor thing. Sabine gifted the darksaber to Bo Katan after they repelled the Empire. She was entrusted with it. When the Empire returned for revenge, Moff Gideon clearly took it from her after the Empire destroyed Mandalore. Her personally taking it back from him is what proves her worth as Mandalore. If word got out that another person defeated Gideon for her, then her power in leadership is in question.

In all fairness you really can’t have the same exact Luke you saw in 1977. So... maybe just enjoy the idea of it instead of shitting on it because “it doesn’t look like it did in 1977 when it first came out!”

Honestly so did I. Surprised and almost disappointed he didn’t. Almost.

@@thedarkdweller3476 What if Sebastian Stan played Luke. Then we get someone who looks like young Mark Hamill

@@joseda3rd354 see I don’t see the resemblance between Stan and Mark, it’s the chin and nose structure for me tbh

@@thedarkdweller3476 fair

I thought the plan was to warn him(Moff) so he would try and protect the scientist. Which in turn gave them their way into the ship.... basically we are going to get you, ok i'll protect my important pawn, perfect we'll make you think we're attacking the pawn and infiltrate your ship, perfect they don't know I have dark troopers, actually your scientist hated you so much he told us everything.... also we have luke coming (check mate)

Pronouncing the term correctly is a sin off!

@@Brutikus32 Except he didn't, so he doesn't get the sin off. EEEVERYONE, knows it's GIF not JIF

@@ctakitimu I pronounce it GIF (with a hard G) not JIF, but that's largely because that's the way I learned it and because the G stands for "Graphic". That being said, both sides have good arguments and neither side is 100% right. Say it however you like and save the arguing for something more important. www.languagejones.com/blog-1/2017/7/1/a-linguists-take-on-the-great-gif-controversy

@@joecope9935 Oh no, I'm not arguing. I'm not out to convince anyone of the pronunciation. I don't care enough about it. Was just picking at the comment for something to do Have a great New Year!

@@joecope9935 If "GIF" was a normal word, it would be possible to pronounce it "jif", because a g followed by an i or e will generally be pronounced that way. Even then, the strikingly similar word "gift" is pronounced with a hard g. But like you said, the g in GIF stands for graphic, so it's a hard g.

he hired Bill Hader for the first half, Jerry Seinfeld for the second half

It should have had triple for that shit cgi luke

@@rickyfrankum3875 the hell are you talking about? That has been the best cgi face we have seen in any star wars related thing. Even with the movies they weren't good. And this actually looks like Luke.

@@sethgibson5148 Exactly! Enjoy watching Mark Hamill preform his role for the last time!

@@rickyfrankum3875 the hell are you talking about? I legit thought that was Mark Hammill wearing some makeup or something.

Who could even see the CGI through their tears? I really didn't think it was that bad.

Death by SnuSnu

YES! Where did he go i wanna know if he died!

he's a strong white male Mandalorian character, and Disney clearly can't have to many of those... remember- if Kathleen Kennedy truly had her way, we wouldn't have ANY males on the show...

@@eclipsehorse8693 what?

@@eclipsehorse8693 Okay so when you are done talking trash, could you please just shut up and go back to your man cave?

Yes, but you gotta admit that's damn stupid.

Same, huge letdown

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