Everything Wrong With The Rock In 17 Minutes Or Less 

Fuck you

It's definitely one of my favorite action films.

Definately my favourite action film.

It's one of my favorites too.

I was the same when younger, and you know what, watching this sins video made me laugh, and now I want to watch it again. Its' a stupid "turn your brain off" action film, and I fucking love it. Con air is similar and I love that too. :)

Lol

yes exactlyyyyyyy.

or any role

@sheldon pereira i have been annoyed about the door scene forever, your reasoning never crossed my mind. Thank you

@@NLjungberg I never gave it much thought tbh! Cause its a Mbay film! When ben affleck asked him in armageddon "hey bay, wouldnt it make more sense if in the movie, we were astronauts who were training to learn drilling as opposed to drillers training to be astronauts? Bay: shut the **** up!" Therefore never look for logic in a Mbay movie.

@@heartless604 They don't really become astronauts, the real astronauts fly the Shuttle and do everything, but I agree anyway, they just have to drill a freaking hole, can't be that hard. lol

The logic fails here. He escaped from there - but the location where they come out is like a boiler room of sorts meaning it would receive maintenance or be worked on from time to time, hence it is easy to see why the door would be closed...people don't stop working or maintaining a prison just because someone escaped. But "I memorized the timing." Meaning...easily...he wouldn't have used the door to begin with. Why leave traces of your escape to let people know which way you're going? That line EASILY means - he escaped the way he went back in!

@@SoulKiller7Eternal Very plausible. But the movie could have been better if Connery opened the door up and said "It was already unlocked, dumbasses."

There is a "The Game" movie without HHH too and a "Last man Standing" movie without an actual match.

Because this movie was made before he was called "the rock"

Ethan Gardiner I dont think you got the joke...

DirkAustin Is "Now you see me" about John Cena though ?

+meymoi yes yes it is

It just shows the stupidity of Americans

Sir Connery in fact did born in Scotland, as for the character Mason, is there a scene in the movie where they mention he is scottish? As far as I remember it was only mentioned he served in the SAS of his majesty ;)

@@me.rafaelbenjamin states on his online record in the movie he was born in Glasgow

@@cmac6861 Oh, good catch!

I know that and I'm from UK

Omfg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

whoah that was cut ? here in australia that version is just *the rock* ahah

Appropriate response: "Looks like someone dropped the soap."

Curious, the version I have had the line, "we have motion on the trembler in the shower room, sir. We've got visitors". Did that line make it into your version?

I saw it when it first came out in theaters. So I guess that is the original version.

Very true regarding cooking, which is a Hollywood thing anyway. You wanna cook 1-3 seconds to the lowest bidder? Yeah no thanks. So just don't do it. It always bothered me how much time that nade had before it fired... but hey, I've seen worse. And had that nade met the standard, then kinda movie over. So, incredible as it may be, I'm glad Dr. Goodspeed was able to left-arm fire it back. Accurately. Lol 🤔😱😀👍

Oh and one other thing: near the end, Captain Frye (or Darrow; I always get their names confused - these blokes are inseparable lmao) did a proper job of cooking; it just seemed like "at this time, is it really worth it? Yes." was okay. However, I don't see how there wasn't a sin on the amazing curve ball wrist-roll algorithm he gave it to roll right into the room, however. Lmao, that's a sin that won't count.....except against cs for not using it.

Writing all of that just for 9 likes Yikes!

Did you read that out of a training manual? The reality of the situation is slightly different. "The military" doesn't train anyone, however the branches train differently to certain ends. Something tells me you've never been in combat.

Yeah picking up a grenade thats going to blow your ass up and trying to throw it bck sounds like a terrible idea!

You are 100% f**king correct.

There’s a bunch of off sins in this video

CinemaRedemptions?

Was this before or after "Tombstone"? Because he rocked Johnny Ringo there.

@@dorisfromage2349 before

TRUTH

Planet Terror?!

His career went in sort of an Eastwood direction since he now works on both sides of the camera as a writer/director as well as actor.

Damn straight!

Exactly!

I just finished watching XD. Great movie

Totally agree with you. One of the best action movies of the 90s and the movie is far better than most of the new action movies.

Now that you say this, I’m going to be bothered for life 😂

Why it has to be exactly 30 years? And not use it just as a reference?

"Kyle Reese" is the name of that actor's more famous character in The Terminator, not sure if you knew that. CinemaSins love to do that joke where they refer to a character with the first name that would pop to mind about the actor who plays it. By the way, that actor's Michael Biehn and The Rock's actual character's name is Commander Charles Anderson. Funny enough, Michael Biehn was also in the movie Navy SEALs

@@PRdeSO Michael Biehn is such an underrated actor and he played in a bunch of movies a military role. The Lords of Discipline - US Army, John Alexander The Terminator - Techcom, Kyle Reese ALIENS - Colonial Marines, Dwyane Hicks Navy SEALs - Navy SEALs, James Curran The Abyss - Navy SEALs, Hiram Coffey The Rock - Navy SEALs, Charles Anderson Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun - GDI, Michael McNeil

Yeah, every fucking Nazi, i mean American knows his military 101, in case world domination and genocide, i mean proliferation of freedom is needed.

so fucking triggered

Or, maybe, this sort of thing has appeared a gazillion times in movies and videogames, and human beings have the ability to recognize objects they´ve seen before and remember their names. You see, i´m not even american, and the guy you´re responding to has what appears to be a south korean flag as his avatar, so neither of us got to attend their mandatory World Domination and Genocide classes in school, and yet we were both able to tell the difference between a Huey and a Blackhawk. Crazy, huh? Oh, and by the way, Anti-american comment in a Michael Bay related video cliché *DING*

+Tois Sin Cera Go back to your 3rd world hell hole and let the adults discuss things. When we need someone to pick some fruit, we'll call you.

pk13910

That made me die a little inside too.

Yup

Dang... caught that one too... ;p Ding...Sin

cringe

Well, let's say Hueys are the 90's Blackhawks in movies and let this one slide. Ding.

Actually what gets me is how many people in various movies get the medal of honor. You know the number of people who actually gotten the medal of honor since Vietnam can probably be counted by both hands. They made it insanely hard to get that medal, and they're almost always awarded posthumously. Basically you'd have to do something that's so dangerous and so full of valor that most the time, you won't make it. There's probably more movie characters or movies of people who got the medal of honor than actual medal of honor recipients.

You're underrestimating my power.

Sinning CinemaSins? That's a sin.

I was going to say the same thing, but then I realized someone else must have already said it lol

Someone besides me noticed! ^_^

Dammit!!! I was going to correct them...

freaking beat me to it! as well, that shouldn't be a sin...as long as they aren't known to have defected yet, the US army isn't going to stop a pair of helicopters with friendly markings flying nearby. at least not without reason.

It’s in my top 5 too!

Same here. Love this movie. Classic 90s action movie.

Exactly. Ask kyle carpenter if theres time to throw a fucking grenade back in real life lol pretty sure he would have if it were possible

True, their training says not to, but cooking a grenade is possible. It's dangerous, but it can be and is done by the more experienced/brave/foolhardy soldiers.

And when they blow up they don't cause fiery explosions.

I don't know about other branches or MOS' in the military, but I was Army Infantry and we did cook grenades. You do that when taking out fighting positions/bunkers, specifically for the purpose of denying the enemy time to react. Although, when throwing one, you do want to get rid of it immediately so it doesn't detonate prior to reaching its destination.

I've heard of it, but not anything official in my regiment. PPCLI though, had a good story from one of them about a grenade tossing match over a compound wall. The Talis couldn't trust the old Soviet fuses on their grenades so they threw them right away every time. Patricas just threw them back and won.

but i'm sure the makers of the movie didnt know about that either

Still can't stab through it there. There is a metal plate placed in the chest, not just bullet resistant fabric.

Actually, during my short obsession with weapons, I learned a few things about bullet-proof vests. 1) Yes, you can get stabbed through them. Most bullet-proof vests, being *bullet-proof*, are not made to stop knives. There are multipurpose (or "multi-threat") vests, but they're heavier and not always used (plus I HIGHLY doubt they were the ones being used in this movie) and 2) be careful with your use of the term "high velocity" as many high velocity bullets *can* get through bullet proof vests *because* they're high velocity, whereas heavier, slower bullets can be stopped easily

not every vest has plates, and this movie was made in the 90s, the sapi system wasnt a thing until the early 00's. A lot of guys that went in when Afghanistan first started didnt even get plates

+Joseph Norte it's definitely metal you can stab through

😂

That's 6% too much then.

Dwayne the Cock Johnson

are you from Israel?

The daily show lol

Aliens

It's a free country

nice try, The* Rock, nice try

he said he might not do that since it makes fun of itself

+Thats Nodildo damn I still hope they do

Blasphemy! There is nothing wrong with that movie! XD

+Jack Fronz No movie is without sin

+Thats Nodildo But that would be perfect for CS! He'd get to use, "Deadpool would be great at CinemaSins" line a ton.

ikr

+OhNoNotMyPenis john cena 10 hours

Same

Nahhhh That Would Of Been On Brand Sins

that's more of a Brand Sins thing

#AllHawksMatter

+The Dark Realm omg fucking hilarious

You would be great at CinemaSins

thank youuu

This is a sin for cinemasins, those were most definitely Huey's.

Exactly, and eventually Goodspeed becomes a braver agent when the mission's completed, mainly thanks to Mason. Great character evolution worthy all these "sins".

Can you smell what THE ROCK is cooking

He wasn't acting 20 years ago

The rock was still wrestling at the time

+mk6rfc1 Well technically he was.

+ColbOnTheCob I meant movies not wrestling

It's called acting which is being a grown up playing make believe.

@@Pchemisfun1 Its called bad writing, doofus. The actor's ability to emote isn't what is being criticized.

So you’re saying that there are no gay “hairstylists” in San Franscisco that would act like that in that situation?

@@Pchemisfun1 No, because they're humans, not cartoons

@@Pchemisfun1 There actually might be.

I'm sure there were many rock cameos, mostly as part of all the baysplosions.(Michael Bay movie explosions)

+julesmaester I think he meant 'The Rock' Dwayne Johnson

no because he said he wanted a movie about "A rock" so he literally wanted the movie to be about one single rock on the floor and not a person named the rock.

I'm assuming that patrick would be on it?

geology: the movie

Holy crap why did I comment this 4 months ago, forget about it, watch this video again and comment the same comment.

@@themimsy Looks like you just know yourself very well.

What do you think of Transformers (2007), Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers Dark of the Moon, Transformers Age of Extinction and Transformers The Last Knight? They’re directed by Michael Bay.

lol

Every day, another person makes another bad pun. And every day another child does. Call now to save a child

+frank finkelstein and also, 2:28 IM TRIGGERED!

Good

*adds a sin* - ding -

Yeah cuz nothing can kill a marine! LOL 'merica

Too much here to go into because you're right... yet at the same time, it makes sense to go a different direction. I hope to address this...eventually. Very good points all the same.

Yep. Over and out means I'm not going to talk but I'm gonna keep listening. 😂

​@@integral Not sure if this was supposed to be a joke or not. Over and out doesn't exist. You use over and out you are going to be made fun of. Over means you are done with that portion of the message and you are still continuing communication. Out means that you are done talking and that is the end of transmission. Usually between the two speaking over radios, the highest ranking will be the person to determine when communications are cut.

@@bloodyrose2076 It's not the highest ranking that ends the call. The caller ends the call because they called to tell you something and they tell you when they're done telling you what it is they called to tell you. Imagine if a captain calls a general to tell him he's in grave danger but the general ends the call before the captain can finish telling him what kind of danger he's in, where it's coming from, when he should expect it, etc.

@@chaff5 Typically it’s the higher rank initiating to talk down, with exceptions. But the person lower is only providing information. The person higher is making a the decisions. So it doesn’t make sense for the person providing info to just end transmissions with no guidance, warning or not. Typically near the end of the transmission, the higher will ask if they have any more info. If they say no, they’ll either add info or just RGR, out. I can see a higher potentially listening with mild feedback and the initiator responding with ‘out’ once they confirm there is no further guidance. But I’ve rarely if never seen a CPT ‘out’ higher. And most of the time the CPTs are the initiator because they are sending up reports to the Commander to inform them of an issue on ground (usually real world). And to be fair I’ve rarely ever used ‘out’ because of constant transmissions that it becomes superfluous to use it. Also all of the info the CPT has to say would come through one transmissions in small sections and then be proceeded by an over. The general would only respond once the transmission is complete. Once they hear over they would give guidance. If they hear ‘break’ they will not just ‘out’ a transmission. But usually no General would be listening in the radio. It’s an RTO who’s copying transmission down to inform the commander. Unless he happens to be in the AO and the squawk box is super loud and he’s over hearing the transmission.

@@bloodyrose2076 "Typically" doesn't matter. The rules of radio etiquette dictate that the caller decides when the call is over, regardless of rank. I'm sure typing all of that felt good but I was in the military and ran comms on deployments; I know how the radio works.

Well, Sean + Nicholas Cage. And maybe Fabrizio.

There are not enough minutes in the age of the universe for that one.

Or The Avengers (1998)

Well he managed the Star Wars Prequels, so obviously there must be enough minutes. Same with Last Airbender.

Or, "Darby O'Gill and the Little People". This movie is awesome. But every movie has its sins, right?

Loved that movie as a kid! Would love to see it sinned, too haha!

Me to!

Hopefully he makes a slow-mo bonus round. And makes the deadpool one with Ryan.

I am not Hillary Clinton, and I approve this comment.

They won't do BvS until it comes out on DVD. You're gonna be waiting a while.

There's not that much slow-mo in Batman v Superman.

good point

Not true they did it in Vietnam. Soldiers/Marines would hold the grenade after pulling the pin and then would toss it onto a room. The Vietcong kept throwing them back so they did that.

+bryant beauhamp *insert racial slur here*

+Nick M-S no its just to busy with posts above you

trained soldier in real life doesn't have to... because in real life grenades have a 3-5 second fuse at the most and you dont chuck it like a fastball, you lob it through the air so that it uses up 2 of those precious seconds arcing towards the target. Basically if the grenade lands without instantly exploding u're doing it wrong.

Police 159 its not, lord of war is

No, it's Fast Times at Ridgemont High... The least amount of screen time Cage is in! 🤣

The vampire's kiss.

I like Nick Cage, but honestly that's not saying much.

National Treasure

Yup, those are Bell UH-1 Iroquois (aka Hueys).

Lotsa Hueys.

Lack of a ding. *ding

1 sin per Huey. lol

also calling Marines, Soldiers

Thank you! I was gonna say this, but decided to look in the comments before duplicating what someone may have already said...

Not the first time they have mislabeled military gear. Thirty seconds on the internet would fix these errors. Hell I will be their Military gear specialist if they need one.

+Meatbyproducts I know twenty people who could do the same. Ah, I've been on some strange places.

Well one of my jobs while in the military was imagery and that's all we do is identify gear. LoL

+Meatbyproducts Congratulations

Rain. Lightning. With sun. Yup, happens. More than in Florida, but Florida especially.

I'm pretty sure Deadpool is next. They said it wasn't, but now they're playing the pronoun game.

One of the best movies of all time

@@ericbartley6253 Agreed! Way better than Transformers (2007), Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, Transformers Dark of the Moon, Transformers Age of Extinction and Transformers The Last Knight!

BvS and Deadpool gonna be great. And X Men Apocalypse.

And Gods of Egypt.

+Jeff Anderson I forgot about that movie

Deadpool. They'd never say it...And probably have a fake title. Too many comments.

+MegaSoulhero I wish I could say the same

Conjugal visits? 🙍

The movie explains through Womack's character that he (John Mason) "broke out two maximum security prisons". Later, his daughter says that "US Marshals kicked down the hotel door". Marshals handle warrants on the federal prisons side, implying he was an escaped convict when he went to the Led Zeplin concert with his babimama.

Sean Connery is basically playing old James Bond here without Calling him James Bond because it's not an Ian Fleming story & Copyright issues so his name is John Mason but he's kicking everybody's ass, including saving Nic Cage's ass and doing what The Navy Seals cannot accomplish because he was trained by tbe best "British Intelligence" in ither words he's 007 without saying it, but all the signs are literally in your face throughout the movie...

His sperm is that potent

@@KaladinVegapunk 😂

Not entirely correct. Bulletproof vests normally include the ceramic trauma plates, which would almost certainly break the needle. Plus, Kevlar resists all impacts to some extent.

Depends on the set up and the gear. Yeah, Kevlar can resist impacts, but a sharp object? That's not so much as impact as it is puncture. Sure, it's risky to use that needle through Kevlar, it's a think material after all, but it wouldn't stop it due to "impact Resistance".

well, that's why he wrote "not often"

Bulletproof vests are barely bulletproof. You'd end up with plenty of damaged organs and broken ribs. That's if it's a low caliber bullet.

Mini Mass thatswhy I said "bulletproof" ;-)

Love him, he adds to everything he's in. And what a voice!

the guy is stupid

alexander1485 nah just not educated on helicopters

Actually they are the civilian version Bell 204's painted to look like Huey's /end nitpick

well they weren't black hawks

Glad I checked before posting "not blackhawks"

Well you'd better be glad the general wants you alive cuz I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy.

i saw that movie 22 times... before i was 10 ;) ahah

but why? I mean, I can give you 3x. 7x because of friends. But definitely not more than 9x. After that it's just so repetitive and boring. Sure it's an awesome movie. But it's not like anything changes. So you're re watching to see what you've already seen? Because...your memory doesn't work well? DING

According to the comment section you are also high as they seem to be Huey's. Signed ~The comment section (I guess)

sarcasm aside, you get a Thank You for referring to them properly as Thunderbolts, not Warthogs.

Are you high? Those are obviously M4A3 Clintons.

That's as unlikely as seeing anyone refer to F-16's as Fighting Falcons.

+Bryden O'Neill I am well aware of that, thanks.

Why in the name of Satan's urethra would they do that?

And in transformers too, they look like some big ass chunks of magnesium that are burning (in transformers)

The second method you mention was common for artillery shells. 2 chambers in the round each with a precursor chemical that would combine and become aerosolized in the air over a target at a specific point in the trajectory. The real problem with trying to use napalm is that it would initially just increase the rate the liquid off gasses, which is a problem if its upwind of you. But everything from a field decon station (contaminated protective gear etc) is typically thrown into a hole and the area napalmed immediately. which from an environmental standpoint is appalling but 'field expediency' sometimes is necessary.

not to mention you would need a quantum field density of at least 2200 kilopaltrows to ignite the unobtanium

+Joe Villebrun Wow, you're so smart. Where did you learn that?

I read. I actually learned this from one of John Ringo's books. He's... really blatant in his politics but he has allot of interesting information and knowledge since he used to be a paratrooper I believe. His "ghost" series. It's really violent and has sex in it so be aware of that, but it is rather interesting.

+Nicolas Brun-Cottan love his books my fave is the polsoon ones

TO be fair, Ed Harris is awesome in it. He's awesome in everything.

13 Days, but yeah.

Agreed on 13 Hrs. But up to six months ago, The Rock held the title.

No, 13 Hours, not 13 Days lol

*ding*

3:28

Bell-204's too be specific.

CinimaSins sin counter +1 *DING*

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i was going to say that, thanks for saving me the time bro

That joke is played out and was mean-spirited to begin with.

Did you just assume my make and model?

I'm so glad we're being original with our jokes. Great content, keep up the good work....

came here to say the same... was like ARGH!

You noticed too!! ^_^

+Seven'EllsNedChill so I'm a nerd because I know the difference in 2 types of deadly helicopters? Armed with deadly weapons? Doesn't sound like a nerd it sounds like you need to check your man card

A real man never needs to explain to people why he is a real man, he just is, or is not.

+Seven'EllsNedChill hahahaha.

Hans Zimmer’s least favourite score is the one he did for the rock because he’d borrowed so much from crimson tide to develop it. Shame, because the rock score has a slightly better emotional range to it than crimson tide in my opinion