Everything Wrong With The Witch In 12 MInutes Or Less 

Lord this movie has so many details... Thanks!

An actual insightful aspect to the movie instead of hurrr durrrr the kid has a beanie....dats not Puritan clothes.... hurrr durrr.

Oh my, didnt notice that!!

Or her hair was just falling out

"Into a witchcraft." Yeah, that's how English works. And I mean CURRENT English, not Old English.

bluchismoon it wasn't always blood letting, but yeah they did it to balance the humuors, they believed when you have too much or too little of a certain humour it causes different ailments

it turns down fevers...caus you know...you don't have enough blood to have fever...

People would also drill a hole in people's heads to get the demon out of their mind.

Actually, that's how George Washington died....

George got the plague?? 0r he died from excessive bloodletting ? Come to think of it...Has there been a Black plague outbreak here in the USA, EVER?

So...perhaps the mom was a vvitch

She didn’t? She just got worried for her children.

That or she was increasingly stressed about living the hardest life imaginable while having to take care of children that keep disappearing into the woods or coming back as crazy harbingers of doom or perceiving them to have murdered your husband. In this movie, You can see her gradually transform into a witch by fuck you no she doesn’t.

She rejected the deal offered...

@@rezboy4 did she? I mean, "looking at the devil's book and having a familiar spirit suckle at your teat" was literally the recruitment for witchcraft in the 17th century

What I loved about that scene was that it was done all in 1 take. Incredible acting from such a young boy.

Agreed!

@@peachyqueen4399 how you know?

YES. freaked me the fuck out

i gave this the 666th like! :D

What horror?? Oh, you mean like the laughable scene with the crow? Super scary... or really funny (my entire theater laughed).

Channing Pennington that was just gore, not the actual horror, why don't you go watch a "Saw" movie, that seems more your speed.

Channing Pennington What's YOUR definition of a good recent horror movie?

So, to you it's build up, to other's its boring, and slow.

Nick Lampedecchio to idiots with the attention span of a squirrel who would probably be better off watching "Ouija".

something like that yes ... an obvious reference to the apple lie he told

What an asshole.

No, he told that to his mother and saved William from an argument about not going in the woods

@@hello.im.auggie When him and Thomasin were at the brook they have a convo about apples, after he looks down her shirt. I think it might also have to do with the biblical relevance of the apple and original sin.

its an allusion to the bible... the whole movie is

I still think jojo rabbit has the best child actors along with these

This is a very suspicious comment to make

@@guagguagerton2760 Last I checked I'm not Jared from Subway so no that's not what I was going for.

I know I'm just an ass hahaha

You should see It and Stranger Things too, those kids are great 😄

ME TOO!!! You catch so much more when watching movies with subtitles.

I normally watch without but for VVitch it was a great idea. Lots of thick accents with very very early English

A Thomas ya mean captions? In that case I agree, ya really need captions for Mother! since it names all the characters as they speak and help ya to understand what is happening and how they behave

Been doing it for years!!!

Same

Hamar Fox fuck black Philip

Nope the vvitch was just into some kinky shit

Caleb was sin from incest lust and lust at all (yeah puritan world and god that told us "If you think about woman in sexual wax you alreade fucked her by your soul")

ut incest was encouraged for a while. it wasn't till like 1920s till we punished it.

+Kurt It wasn't an apple, it was a ball gag... that got stuck deep in his throat.... after being fucked there by her strap on.

They never did say what happened to the twins. True

V. Hall the twins died. The witch got them

@@barxs8552 Is that made clear anywhere in the movie, or is this an assumption?

V. Hall it's implied. Since the baby in the beginning was killed, the twins were no different

V. Hall If you listen while Thomasin is screaming in fear of the witch with the twins, you can hear the witch eating them.

holy shit yes, I was amazed by him

Yeah, I have to agree. Riveting performance..

that was an amazing performance! besto of the movie

also the dad

Yess! It’s like CS said “this is so obviously good that I’m adding a sin”

Also, I don't know if many people are aware of this, but there is a process that occurs between the states of life and death called "dying" where you can still display signs of life like breathing but be incapable of fighting.

IKR IT'S SO DAMN OBVIOUS

Thomasin was breathing and her mother is moving because she is on top of her.

so this movie is only scary if you already are afraid of 16th century witches.

Should I be worried that you know so much about it ?

Hailee Mellark Maybe. Why, what have you heard?! :P

+lasarousi Are you that stupid? According to your "logic" : "Rosemary's Baby, The Omen and The Exorcist are only scary to christians" "Alien is only scary if you believe and are afraid of aliens" "The Haunting, Ringu, The Sixth Sense are only scary if you believe and are afraid of ghosts" Poor deduction skills there.

Lady Marmalade Not much to be honest hahaha

Yea, but the owner of this channel doesn't care about anything but views. It was a great movie with good symbolism and atmosphere, It's useless to hunt for mistakes

Astyr It was just a boring movie

@KingQuaye nah the movie just sucks

@@astyrvela also as a youtuber you're suppose to care about views! that's kinda the point of making videos

is this why bunnicula scared me??

you said what you said

It’s what killed George Washington.

While it is a calming voice, it also sounds similar to what would happen if you got kicked in the throat insanely hard... STILL A GOAL THOUGH

I would’ve 400 people liking this comment there was only one reply

Like Number 500

I couldn’t stand it...

@@MsTinkerbelle87 😱

oh i understand this channel, ive been watching them for awhile now. Im just saying that his points contradict the meaning of the movie. Im not complaining, i thought some of his points were funny and i laughed. not sure what youre say about us "people" as you say.

yeah i love this channel, and lot of the movies he rams. no need to apologize, i completley understand what youre talking about.

this movie was some pompous writer trying to remake "the shining" but only made it completely terrible...

thanks for your opinion?

john panoulias not sure what youre trying to accomplish

Blitz Nimbus cute

@Blitz Nimbus *Good horror movies

They'll sin for too many jumpscares and then sin again for attempting to create tension and genuine fear. But it's a satire channel so it's not that serious

This movie isn't even scary

@@ryanbach2748 nah it's just a little disturbing here and there. Especially the concept of baby jam and the crow-breast-feeding made me wince but they're not *scary*. The story and series of small misunderstandings leading to one big misunderstanding is done really well but it's also kind of predictable and not scary.

Not just Monty python

Anyone ever heard of Babbity Rabbity?

We know.

“Hare”

for real, id like to hear it lol

*vvitches

Just research, my friend. There are many books - and I'm sure, websites - that go into great detail the mythology built up about witches. It's really fascinating.

There is actually a folklore witchcraft which would allow a witch to create (or become, depending on the story) a rabbit-like creature that could literally steal the milk from cows in other farms and deliver it to you each night. Lemme get my book. Here we go. It is told in my collected work "Folk Tales of the British Isles" published 1985 by the Folio Society. They have an Irish folk tale, collected and reprinted by a W.B. Yeats, whom titles the fable "Bewitched Butter".

Same goes for the black goat. Back in Ancient Greece, this was Pan - God of fertility. He had the head and hooves of a goat but the face and upper body of a man. Pan was accompanied by a group of women, know as the Bacchae. The Bacchae were all women, naked, with long and messy hair covering their backs and breasts. They would gather around Pan and sing and dance, while he chanted. The Greeks believed Pan's chanting left these women in supreme spiritual ecstasy, that granded them supernatural powers like flying and becoming invisible. Christianity took this whole image and twisted it around - Pan = Satan and his Bacchae = witches.

Also with the case of imagery a bunny are not seen as evil creatures but as cute. So with a ln evil bunny it puts a spin on the already laid down imagery

Takes about 8-9 months to grow GOOD corn here that isn't just animal fodder.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

It's true before printing presses could go through English standardization they used substitute letters, and even letters we don't use anymore, often because it was cheaper or more convenient. Honestly, this film is a true work of art.

It comes from Latin having U and V together because U was pronounced as a short "oo" and V was like how we say "W"; oovitch, witch. Latin has no V sound so there was no V letter as V was also U as you see in these engravings: EVROPA or ROMANVS, is Eooropa, or Romanoos. That is why W is called double U. or in French double V because of how they were used and then cojoined as a separate "wuh" for a long vv or uv.

The sub-par nitwit who made this video wouldn't take the time to look into that.

I learned this as an undergrad and it is useful information when searching historic databases like Jstor because you can get new search results if you make substitutions like this.

I disagree it was ok imo

I really enjoyed the movie. The Va-Vitch was an entertaining film.

it was so VVoring. seewutididthere

Not really, seeing as it was neither a w or a v at the being of that word. It just makes you a try-hard.

very true, easily my favorite movie to come out in awhile and try something hella unique.

Knight Wind "Oh No!!!! are they gonna find out about tickle time?!!!" - That's My Boy

Agree.I find horror movies that truly scare you better than just jumpscares.

Jenny N Probably most of the ones who find it slow and boring are Americans who prefer jump scares to content.

No Name Needed Nah I don't hate Americans at all. I just get irritated by the bullshit they incessantly spew. Hollywood perpetuates the stupid, action-not-content obsessed, gun toting, God loving, boobs and bums, moronic stereotype and many Americans fall for the propaganda. I don't believe most Yanks are even half that idiotic. But they seem to champion it regardless of how ridiculous they appear to the rest of the world. And they don't like to be taken the piss out of AT ALL. A bit of cheeky banter never hurt anyone. Us Brits are miserable, book reading, sarcastic, atheist, weather obsessed whingers so we just can't help poking Americans with a stick. And we all talk like the Queen or cockneys because we all live in London. The rest of the country is just farms. True story.

@Loulabelle And yet the rest of the world takes our money(aid), and wants our help with their problems. I know, the rest of the world can just fuck off. I'm happy we agree.(edited for grammar)

hugehappygrin The rest of the world wants help with their problems from you guys? What help are you giving them exactly? The kind of help you gave the Vietnamese? The Iraqis? Are you guys helping Syria at the moment? Don't fall for that propagandist bullshit, American isn't helping ANYONE! Hey, the UK is just as bad, we are sitting back and doing sweet FA while Syria goes through one of the worst humanitarian crises the world has ever seen! The west rarely helps anyone. We sell them arms and stand back while children die in chemical attacks. Hey, it's far away right? Doesn't affect us.

NeoHCgbz How should I say that? I'm Spanish

It should be "ran". Don't worry about that other guy, he's just being a dick.

Thanks

lmfao too perfect

Bet he can't even sa hi in spanish properly ( same goes for me)

They are? Guess I didn’t see that.

That's why so many people were disappointed by this movie. They went in expecting the next Paranormal Activity, rather than a period piece drama. I'm glad I read reviews about the movie first, so I had the right mindset, and I ended up loving it.

Granted, it may have been advertised as a horror movie, but advertisements for movies are generally awful in recent years. They just mean to attract the biggest audience.

Hamar Fox this is the worst movie ever

Exactly, very few 'horror' elements though

The movie was touted as a horror movie, not a period piece with horror elements. It was marketed as such, and that is what everyone expected. Mind set or not, the movie was bad and disappointing. The rule of horror is less is more. Had they stuck with only hints and suggestions, and taken out the actual witch and the laughable scene at the end, the movie would have been much effective at toeing the line between suggesting the family is crazy and the idea that there is actually something paranormal afoot. You never show the monster, you only show ambiguous evidence of his existence.

I agree. I found this movie to really stick in my mind - which means it was a good horror film!

Agree 100%, before this, last horror film i really liked is The Sixth Sense, back in the late 90's, so yeah...

I'm so confused about those who dislike it. You would think they might have short attention spans, but my attention span is pathetically short and I loved this movie. I want more historical horror films!

+Devon Merriman I'm guessing most of the people who disliked it saw in theater and/or with friends. I think this movie is best seen alone at home, as I did. How did you see it?

Cole Hunter I did see it in theaters and me and my friend loved it, but my mom was disappointed. She thought it would be more 'scary'. I dunno, we've always had vastly different tastes in media. But perhaps it has somewhat to do with expectations and paying a ticket for those expectations.

or a perfect example of how witchcraft is being practiced in front of your face yet you fail to notice the blatantly obvious 🤣

@@negative949 Duh, it's illegal to perform magic infront of muggles

I loved that movie. But wouldn’t it be much smarter to try to get up in the demons face and try to defeat it, cause I mean, you’ve got God on your side. I find shit like satanism so stupid, because satan himself literally says he’s the king of hell, where people are burned alive, and when they die they come back to life just to burn again. While (in a religious point of view) God and his followers are always the victorious. And as far as I know demons are the weakest creatures out there. (All I was tryna say was that the ending was odd)

I found the movie quite horrific and depressing. Worst part is yhis is the type of story they would tell children. Them poor kids.

Chris Connell Pretty much, yes, all those films i mentioned are depressing.

Is the Rosemary's Baby movie better than the book? I found the book to be horribly overrated.

MopedOfJustice Can't help you there, mate, never read the book, just watched the film and i consider it a masterpiece (many people see it that way). But since you already read the book, the thrill is pretty much gone and you won't be appreciating it much. Roman Polanski is a great filmmaker, he also directed Repulsion, and i can safely say that his style differs from the book's author's.

Masterpiece? I was laughing my ass off during this movie because it was so dumb.

Hamar Fox Yes, because that is what I meant.

The only thing i did not understand was why they where thrown out of town. They where accused of some sort of sin.

"Am I the only one" No. I wish people would stop saying that. It basically translates to "someone validate my opinion pls"

Part of Jeremy's issue was that the dialogue was too quiet for him to hear even with the volume turned up "to Michael Bay levels".

***** If a movie requires an intimite knowledge of obsure british accents they should really put a warning label on the box. ;) Anyway, it actually had alot to do with the general sound mix and the actors mumbling, which I reckon was an artistic decision by the film maker to make it seem more "real"... because that was what the talking goat movie needed.

This is such a fucking cop-out. "It'S jUsT jOkeS! It'S nOt sEriOuS! YOu'rE bUtThuRt iF yOu tAke iT sEriOuSlY!!" Guess what? The guy running this channel literally makes MILLIONS off this job. It's not "just a joke." He understands nothing about film, can't follow even the most basic plots, and deliberately takes lines/scenes out of context to completely fabricate "sins." This channel has a huge audience. The least this hack could do is learn something about film and make some valid points. Even his jokes aren't funny. The "it's just a prank, bro" defense doesn't work when you've made this your career and become rich off of it. He doesn't even fucking TRY. It's insulting to the viewers.

"You can't criticize this channel because it's not being serious" cliché. DING

@@amityislandchum shut the fuck up you dumb bitch

@@cwrr2330 Hahahahaha always hilarious to see an incel have a little outburst online! 😂

Yup! Jesus, humour is subjective if ya don't find it funny fuck off and watch something else 😂

I couldn't help thinking of that.

Nathan Craft Exactly. I came here to see a comment about that

11:19

Nathan Craft SAME

I know nothing about modern farming? But in colonial America they would plant practically at the very very beginning of spring and harvest in the fall, yes?

Yea but today not back in the day

benracer not back in the 17th century

woah you really liked that scene huh bub

Take 2 sins away. One for each breast

Most sins are given when the viewer is given a chance to make a bad joke during a serious scene. "She's assuming this kid is a boob man lol" is a bad joke, and so the movie gets a sin for the scene.

***** touche'. I did not actually watch the movie. I redact my argument.

It's supposed to be a nod to his worst sin that he portrayed...he is very lustful so the witch tempted him with the form of a sexy young woman

Tyrant The Indominus rex Thank you. I actually have not seen this movie but now I want to. (I generally avoid "horror movies" on account of I find them formulaic and ridiculous) I love myths and folklore and I can immediately tell this is a well researched film. In fact, I have a couple books that have some different versions of the folktale the script is based on. In fact, the original version is Scottish, if I remember correctly. So, yes folks, the title card that opens the movie is actually telling the truth; this really is based on an old New England folktale.

Tyrant The Indominus rex It's actually a hare, even better for the movie.

scariest movie ever

Thee Apollo he was the goat for sure, all the other animals were the witches either using them as familiars or skinchanged into them

It's a hare not a rabbit x

The problem is you guys believe that he won't sin a good movie lol

@@korykent5645 Untrue. They did Pulp Fiction and The Shining, which were respectful towards the movie, but still managed to point out relevant inaccuracies. This is something different. It's kind of clutching at straws that often aren't even straws.

@@tomread8748 "genuine inaccuracies" was never a hard angle of this channel. You watch it enough and he sins ridiculous things all the time for humor

@@korykent5645 Sinning ridiculous things is fine, and I enjoy how CinemaSins does this for most films they look at, but the things he sins this movie for aren't ridiculous, they're essential parts of the film that are necessary to make it build that feeling of unease and horror. So what if there's no visible vvitch for the majority of the film? The alien in Alien is only onscreen for about 5 minutes tops too, and that's what also makes that movie a horror classic. It harks right back to the theory that it's what you can't see, but what your imagination fills the gaps in for, that's the most scary. And that's sort of what The VVitch does, but then it throws in a crow devouring an old woman's breast or a psychotic, terrifying murderous goat, or something completely weird and wild like that on top, and that covers all the disturbing bases, for me at least. Like others have stated, he often bitches about jump scare trash horror movies being tedious (which I agree with), but when this movie comes along and doesn't follow those usual tropes, his criticisms seem hollow and hypocritical. This video feels like CinemaSins/Jeremy didn't like the movie for other reasons than he's stating, but is really stretching the truth to find fault with it where there isn't fault to be found. Hmm, just seen they've done an 'Alien' one too... Will watch that and see if he complains about there being very little alien in it... Just watched it and nope. Not a mention. It was a fun stab at some of the illogical movie logic, which worked for that movie. Sinning The VVitch for needing 6 production companies at the start, for example, is just superfluous and also shows a lack of understanding of how film financing works. It's a factual requirement, so making it a sin isn't valid or funny. It just seems odd and a little spiteful.

@@tomread8748 I found the sinning funny because of tone and choice of words, but yes, the sins show up more of Jeremy's ignorance of history, witchcraft etc. ,than mis-steps of the film. Am I the only one who went 'what???' at the 'pimping out their eldest daughter' comment? It was totally common for young girls to leave their families to go into domestic service those days and that's CLEARLY what the parents are talking about. Agree about the Witch visibility - Thomasin is clearly the witch, and she's there all the time. This is a truly brilliant horror film, even the kids perform wonderfully and authentically, and the symbols of ye olde devilry are perfectly researched.

i found the apple more like a symbol. the apple is also a theme for adam and eva. Since the family were excommunicated, like Adam and Eve, and the son was lustful, this is a symbol that God has left them. this is at least my point of view, no idea whether this is true

Theo ..the entire "lavish" runtime is devoted to showing the importance of religious beliefs to the characters.. wtf are you talking about?

Theo Bendit because this was set back during the early Puritan settlers....Do yoU know what being a Puritan means? I’d suggest looking up what and who they were before u ask why religion was so important to them. That’s basically asking why did they have to eat? Why would eating be so important to them?

I agree, good movie. Never understood the hate for this movie

Theo Bendit I mean unless you never took history growing up then I don’t see why there would be a need to elaborate on the religious aspect of these puritans. We know just fro history that Europeans went all over the world spreading the word of Christianity aka killing in the name of Jesus. But I mean we’re all entitled to our opinions. And in my opinion this movie really captured the intensity of Puritan lifestyle and how everything they did was to please God. The movie gave u that sense of helplessness and isolation. They touched a little w incest which happened a lot back in the day.. The score is extremely creepy and the fact that they left a lot to the imagination made it even more scary. That’s why The original Alien is considered one of the scariest films of all time cuz you barely saw the alien...the unknown is a scary place. The Witch is definitely one of the top horror films in the last decade. Dark creepy and just made u feel bad afterwards. Now that’s a horror films.

Naw, psychological horror is my favorite genre. I'm not a fan of blood and guts horror. Still didn't like this movie. It had a lot of promise, but it fell incredibly flat. And at the end I just had to laugh.

Are you new to the channel? He nitpicks all the time and does what you described all the time.

This channel is trash

@@Deathwatch31 You know it's meant to be taken lightly. Getting butt hurt from jokes is unnecessary.

@@Deathwatch31 get out of here, butthurt

@@jonasnathanielbriones7407 trash trash trash trash trash and TRAAAAASH

That was the point.

hassan khan well time to repent.

Truth B Told then it disturbed you and did it’s job

That’s why it was written that way

Which is what I liked about it. It made me feel dirty and stayed with me for a couple of days.

the point is not about how woman become witches Don’t take it from me Just from the director

Women ☕☕

@@nerdybacon6244 men 🍼🍼

@@iamthetweet1 Aliens 🍾🍾

@@nerdybacon6244 men 🍼🍼

And sin-able as hell

***** It felt genuinely original to me. I'm not a huge horror fan, and over the top gore-fests don't appeal to me, so this movie felt like a good mix. plus I love the concept of the villain, and his motives was a bizarre twist :) There was also no shaky cam sequences, or any scene where you couldn't see what was happening. Basically, I loved the camera work.

dork yface In my opinion that movie was the worst movie I've seen in a long time.

Triggered ***** Hey, everyone has their own opinions :)

it was awful

Cerberus litter box! No movie is without sin.

Cerberus litter box! What the fuck do you mean this movie was garbage!!!!

Voo Doo The Witch (VVitch?) was an intelligent, truly unsettling horror movie, which is what all movies of the genre should aspire to be. The trailers promised nothing more than what you got so if you went to see this film and didn't like it, maybe have a little more foresight? My point is that is was boring to you because you have no patience or sense enough to examine a film further than its basest layer of content, you were probably expecting jump scares a-plenty to keep you sPoOkeD and what you got was a beautifully shot period piece/horror film from a time when this particular brand of paranoia was common. The Witch(VVitch?) was an outstanding movie, I'm sorry you couldn't see that :(

Doesn't mean that you were bored that the movie was bad. You had the subjective experience of being bored while a lot of other people praised that film. Including me. Don't blame the film but try to understand the truths behind your bore. Because each intelligent and sensible people know to appreciate good films when they're made.

So you liked sitting there trying to understand one of the many scenes where the dialogue was unintelligible? I sure didn't. This movie was not good.

guyyouseewhenyoudie I absolutely agree! Frustrating and asinine.

What annoys me the most is how half the sins are about the fact that the "VVitch" isn't prominent enough in the movie, but the plot of the movie is very clearly not actually about the witches. It was a brilliant psychological horror movie but he gives absolutely no credit for these aspects.

Quality is subjective for the most part, so that should be expected. The amount of people who get butt-hurt over someone not agreeing with them is hilarious.

@bacon froyo Have you seen it? The movie is very obviously about the psychological breakdown of the family, which was caused by the witch. The fact that it isn't just about the witch doing fucked up shit to them is why it's so good.

The movie was obnoxiously religious

Is that why Scarlet witch's son is called Wiccan?

good to know

Where did you read that?

+Hamar Fox I don't think IQ and acuity of hearing are related. I mean I guess if you had a high IQ you could actively make educated guesses as to what words the mumbled syllables you were able to catch were most probably supposed to be, but that's made more difficult by unfamiliar accent and dialect and is generally more effort than most people want to put into watching a movie no matter how smart they are.

+Hamar Fox yeah. It's easy to hear that they are speaking words, but it's very difficult to understand what the words being spoken are.

+Android 19 I disagree, in that I think it was easy to understand what they were saying, the only issue was the volume. But I agree in that understanding them has nothing to do with intellect. I hate when people try to make everything about IQ or intelligence to make themselves feel superior.

+Hamar Fox believe it or not my first language is English, and I know what phrases are used to convey certain meanings. When dialogue is unintelligible due to low volume and/or muttering people do, in fact, say that it was hard to understand. If it's loud enough that they can hear that words are being spoken but not uttered with enough clarity to be understood at that low volume that's the phrase people normally use. Now, it can also mean that they heard the words fine but didn't understand what they meant, sure, but that is not the only possible meaning or even the most likely one in this scenario. You aren't really in a position to make pronouncements about what the OP meant.

+Hamar Fox You know what, I'm not even going to fight you on that. You're wrong, but that doesn't actually matter in this context. What matters is what OP meant by his phrasing. HEY MUSHI! Settle a bet for me, would ya? Mr. Fox here insist that you meant that the words were perfectly audible but you couldn't understand what they meant and that makes you dumb. I say that the far more likely intention was that, in this movie of quiet dialogue and poor enunciation using vocabulary that is relatively easy to process, you had a hard time understanding what was being said because you couldn't make out the words being said.

Momof2 Marines SwEEt HoME ALaBamA

@@carlyalexis9682 His sister is the only woman he gets to see. That's a set up for disaster.

That’s a sinnin’

Damn maybe it's a good thing he died then. My guy would've had his sexual awakening to his older sister 😂

* I also want to add that it wasn't a 'scary' horror movie. The marketing was wrong to portray it as one. It uses themes of horror, but it itself is not part of the genre in the traditional sense. Horror doesn't have to be scary in the way the The Conjuring was. It portrayed the things that struck fear and 'horror' in people's hearts in that time period. The VVitch is a horror movie in the same way that Oculus and The Babadook were.

That makes quite a bit of sense. The marketing really seems to have betrayed what the creators set out to create. I still haven't seen it in it's entirety, but I'd call that an excellent assessment. Going to see this movie expecting a traditional "horror" type film is a guaranteed disappointment. I had the same problem with "Flight".

I think you misunderstand this channel. These aren't real reviews. His scripts for these shows have intentional misunderstandings and mistakes because it's not meant to be serious

Vincent Beers Regardless of whether he understands it or not(and I'm fairly certain that he does), he is making a very legitimate point about the movie that is worth mentioning. Marketing really blew it when it came to promoting this film. I'm not a box-office watcher, so I have no idea if it affected the money this movie made or the reviews it received(nor do I care), but I know that it is important to note that if you watch this movie expecting a classic "horror" film, you're probably going to be disappointed(as I was).

+Brad Simpson Jeremy intentionally makes mistakes in cinema sins, it's part of the joke along with some legit comments and observations. Hence my point at the OP of this comment chain, if Jasper thinks Jeremy doesn't understand the movie, then Jasper does not understand this channel.

he is old you know?

Holret​ Eh, true.

Cj Kalandek it is a deeply disturbing and scary movie tbh

Stephen King isn't even that good of a horror writer, if you're actually invested in the genre. H.P. Lovecraft and Clive Barker are two that come to mind as being better. Disturbing/creepy? Yes, scary? Not really.

lol i love this novie

That's how it's spelled in the movie's title

CheesecakeFury SAME!!!!!!!

CheesecakeFury me too

Because it is, you twonks.

Johnny Kronaz yes, it is literally written like that, but it is implicitly written as a W

They love movies, this is a comedy channel. Check out their podcasts for more honest dialog about cinema

Eh, only if you trust the CinemaSins dude opinion in all cases. This guy is really funny, and I like his videos, but he's often just totally flat out wrong in his criticisms, such as in this case. This is a really skillfully made, enthralling little movie, and his description/depiction of it is way off-base, his main complaint of 'It's called the Witch but the Witch is barely in it..!' is completely nonsensical, as 'The Witch' is the main character throughout, as only revealed in the end.

I did that for the new Tarzan movie. I'm very glad I didn't spend $4.99 or whatever to rent that crap. Saved me time and money!

Only for rewatching a movie, kinda. You don't want to "watch" a movie the first time through this channel because it's the worst way to ruin it.

Oh but if it comes to money then idk because I torrent every movie for the last like 8 years

Especially scary movies😜

Em Bee Exactly. The cinematography and score alone are panic inducing. Loved it.

Em Bee how

Jon Presley again I repeat how

Jon Presley okay yeah the score the cinematography but like everything else is boring and just there

you wont appreciate it if poorly educated

Robertrr23 Okay, prove it. You have secret information others don't, or are you just making this up?

Mr. Blue Cherry Thanks for that golden nugget. Now go tell your mom you tried to help.

Mr. Blue Cherry Whatever you say, High School, but out in the real world you need evidence to prove whether something is true or not. I'm not arguing that the witches didn't go up into the air; I'm arguing the WHY. Did you not read the original comment tip which you replied? It assumes all kinds of things that are UNKNOWN to the viewer, so I simply asked how the commenter could KNOW that which was claimed. I am trying to learn- you, however, are arguing without understanding what you are arguing about. So, High School, either explain the "Why?" or stop typing.

mrfuriouser what should we call you? Mr. Elementary?

Mr. Blue Cherry No, I haven't seen hocus pocus, I don't care about witches in the least. My point is, if it isn't in the movie, IT ISN'T IN THE MOVIE. If I need a 101 class in witches to understand it then I really won't care about the movie. The stupid Blair Witch was like that and I HATED IT. I don't care if the stacks of rocks had 13 stones in them...DUMB.

Thats not till like the end and its a cop out

You must be new to CinemaSins

Vvitch*

Nick Zardiashvili Sinning Cinema Sins

yes it can be intererpreted that way ... leaving it open to interpretation just makes the movie stronger

Genuinely impressed you knew it was Polish specifically.

+JOSEPH WODARCZYK how is a last name like that pronounced? genuinely curious o.o

Wood are chick

+JOSEPH WODARCZYK should be wood in chick

*Tucker's voice* Bow chicka bow wow.

I absolutely agree Ghost Face.

it is, just take a look at the top comments on this video and read what knowledgeable people thinks

Ghost Face I agree. Its such a good film. Cinemasins is always moaning about unoriginal, crap, Hollywood, jumpscare-type films and this is the exact opposite of that. Its a British film with northern accents so you can't expect the majority of Americans to get it or even understand what they are saying.

Loulabelle More like I couldn't hear anything even with the volume all the way up. I understand the source material, and even if I enjoy the source, it was still dull to me personally. Like understanding that the apple represented the first sin, but also the boy's desire to find the apple tree. But it was still, bland? Also CinemaSins is a show to be satirical, why should it matter if he looked all the information. He throws in random sins here and there, but to regular people who just wanted to see the movie without any prior knowledge tend to look at the stuff happening in it like he does.

Taylor Schiefelbein How was the volume quiet? I didn't have a problem hearing it. Either your TV is broken, your hearing is a little off or you really just don't understand Leeds accents. I'm guessing the last one because you use Americanisms in your writing. It's fine though, I struggle to understand a lot of what is being said by your southerners, the ones who use "y'all" and "ain't" every other word.

you're new, aren't you?

No not at all. Cinema Sins have always nitpicked (thats the point) but this is just stupid its like complaining that a comedy has funny scenes.

More like complaining about fart jokes in a comedy. It works for some but for others it is kind of annoying. And just because someone has different opinions than you doesn't mean you have to give yourself a stick enema.

I'm not saying that other opinions arem't allowed. Hell if everyone on earth liked the same thing the world would be an incredibly boring place.

It's more about horror movie clichés... there wasn't much that was original in this movie, which doesn't mean it's bad, hence its praise but... when you are used to these cliches, it is kind of annoying.

😅😅😅😅 lmfao

Ennio444 I really liked your breakdown but this is a comedy channel. He says funny things because he’s trying to be funny. There are loads of other channels if you want to discuss this movie seriously. I enjoy EWW for that reason. It’s not meant to be serious and from other comments I’ve seen, people need to chill.

MissKittyFantasm yea I think so too. I laughed my ass off at his video- the movie itself I thought was magnificent! Loved it. It’s scary af but not in your typical slasher type film. 👍🏻

I thought this video was hilarious! And oh my word, I had trouble understanding what they were saying. And I almost NEVER watch horror movies because I'm a scaredy cat, but I didn't really consider this a horror movie- more of a thriller. I do think they did some things right, it was suspenseful at times, but there was a lot of disappointment. They could've cut it down to a much shorter movie and be just as good if not better for not having all those useless scenes in it

@@deimoslyric The scenes were not useless, but it definitely helped if you were familiar with the history and the folklore involved. I thought the film was very tight and every word built upon the tension that grew throughout the film.

WOW you wrote a speech defending this movie Jesus Christ. It's not that good get over it.

It's VV and it comes from the hand written way of writing W which looks like UU

this reply chain is gonna turn into something u find from tumblr

that my friend, is one of the biggest mysteries in the universe

well the latin u was always etched in stone like a v, so I dunno maybe from that? Also in english the sound is more like a u than a v.

in Spanish it's "doble-veh" or double v

Or they just, you know, bought them

Yeah I get that sense as well...

jeremy doesn’t watch anything. he points things out in the screen, and counts them as sins.

Jeremy actually has awful taste in movies. The only movies he seems to like are the ones that show a lot of hot girls' cleavage. I wish they'd just fire this guy and hire a writer with more than 3 brain cells.

Saw this movie in theaters and everyone in the place including my friend and I gave some version of "WTF. That was it?!" at the end.

@@marce.t8732 Yea? You and all the 14 year old girls who see horror movies in theaters weren't impressed? Tell me more. Why not go applaud Captain America's entrance in another Marvel movie mate?

Denise Johnson Yes, I think that's her.

Do you have any idea what her name was lol I only remember her as catelynns sister

Thanks I forgot her name but I remember her face!

The father is in GoT too. He's the guy that betrays Theon and hands him over to Ramsey.

EldoScope Tha father is also Amycus Carrow from Harry Potter