Everything Wrong With Valentine's Day In 14 Minutes Or Less 

Wait, there’s actually a movie called Valentine’s Day? For a second, I thought you were sinning the holiday itself, which would’ve been therapeutic.

I can’t stop imagining the makers of this movie dancing around and singing *WE HAVE FAMOUS PEOPLE! WE HAVE FAMOUS PEOPLE!*

I’m literally just waiting for a scene in a movie where they say “Lord please forgive my sins...” and for Jeremy to be like “he won’t” *ding +1 sin.

There are so many people in this movie I can't follow the damn plot at all.

4:55 - Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" was released in 1977, not 1984. You're thinking of "I Want To Know What Love Is." **ding!**

First sin should be, "this holiday exists." Ding!

*Wait, so Forman AND Kelso were in this movie?!?*

Usually whenever I watch one of these CinemaSins videos I can piece together the story from all the sins minus some details but lol *THIS* I can't even remotely keep track of whats going on OH AND HAPPY SINGLES APPRECIATION DAY EVERYONE AND TO ALL A GOOD FAP

It says a lot that this is the first CinemaSins video where I genuinely have no idea what happens in the movie. Like I followed none of that, and I can't imagine being able to follow it much better actually watching it all the way through.

"discount adam sandler" lmao

Movie has 176 sins 1+7+6= 14 What special days on the 14th? *+1 Sin*

I didn't know this movie even existed until I saw this video and I can say without a doubt that I know less about the plot of it than I did before I clicked on it.

I was about to say you went easy...then there was the Bonus Round. 😂

As if I need another reason to hate Valentines Day...then I remembered this movie exists. Thanks a lot, CinemaSins.

"who the hell loses their virginity during lunch period?!?" ...that sounds like a challenge.

I know its a stereotype. but dam As a Mexican, it just felt weird seeing all those gardeners and Mexican actors. as gardeners and laborers.

"Movie inspires more than 50% of the current Pornhub content." I can't stop laughing.

"Uploading a holiday themed video just a day before that actual holiday because people will be busy cliché".

I was about to comment "longest movie set in a single day? What about GROUNDHOG'S DAY?!" I then checked the run times and learned this movie is over 20 minutes longer. And it only takes place on ONE iteration of the titular day. So I've got nothing

The only thing more unbelievable than Topher Grace playing Venom, is Topher Grace in a relationship with Anne Hathaway....Ding.

Y’know, that one plot with the guy who has a dozen mistresses or something (I wasn’t paying attention) would make a great slasher thriller when one of his girls finds out about the affairs and just snaps, hunts each girl down, kills them, then the finale is her and the cheating SOB running and fighting around his estate. Make it a B-movie; it’ll sell!

Alright, alright, alright (Matthew McConaughey voice)

Julia Roberts line about 'big mistake' was the best part of the movie.

"If he says yes, it'll take me a minute to change." I'll admit, that got a chuckle out of me.

Bônus Round: Valentine's Day, but everytime they say "Valentine's Day" it gets faster

I saw the title and i was all like; YES! GOD FINALLY THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS HOLIDAY and then I was all like; oh wait its a movie

That's not how being a phone sex operator works.

How have you not done Apocalypto? It actually has characters who DIDN'T go to the Prometheus school of running away from things.

"during her date with venom" funniest part for every spiderman fan hahah

Totally missed the chance to voice over The Room scene at the florist shop

I always get hyped up for a good bonus round. We need these more in modern cinemasins.

I would have stitched in the L.A. gets nuked scene from Terminator 2 at the end, and called it a happy ending.

How do movies like this get made? I guess there's a big market for romantic comedies but that is an awful lot of eggs in one basket. Also; "Augh, what's in the box!?" LOL, references on point as per usual.

"Taylor Lautner gets John Mayered by Taylor Swift." 😂😂😂😂😂

I get the feeling this movie tries really hard to be Love Actually, but fails even harder.

I could not follow a single plot in this entire fucking video. I'm pretty sure Kelso was there and there were flowers. Miight of seen Taylor Swift do something

I thought this was actually about the day XD I didn’t even know this was a movie XD

I watched this and thought: This is a great film. Two months later I watch Love actually. F*** Valentine’s day!

This was so hard to watch even with the great commentary

"come the hell on, Pink Kelso." I've lost it, that was too funny.

Can you do everything wrong with Shark Tale?

10:09 "date with Venom" lol

Watching Taylor Swift act is the most painful thing I have watched today and my day just started. It can only get worse after this. Thank you for your commitment, Jeremy.

Notice he is juggling apples and oranges. Talk about a dumb metaphor.

There's only one way a movie called Valentine's Day can go: it's elementary school and they're all passing out valentines and this one kid doesn't get any and he's crying. Cut to modern day, a couple is having sex, and that same guy murders them. And then murders more people.

"This is the movie equivalent to a bad '70s sictcom." so...a post 2010 CBS sitcom.

7:36 But Adam Sandler is already discount...

infinity mention of valentines day, ends with "i know what day it is!" -excellent work sir editor.

This movie would have been the perfect opportunity to add the flower shop's audio from The Room.

Amaaaaazing Graaaaace, come siiiiit on my faaaaaace.

Remember when having an All Star Cast meant a having a Good movie? And was this the start of Emma Roberts playing characters that were going downhill? And what Moron would cheat on Jennifer Garner?! (Don't answer that because I already know -- kind of)

*Can you do SPEED next?!* (the movie not the drug) 😊❤️

Everything wrong with Mean Girls

IDK why but the 13 sins thing killed me 😂

I wish school started at noon

No comment on how the "naked guy hides behind his guitar" deal was already done better by A Shot In The Dark?

Should've lost a few sins bc of Shirley MacLaine arguing right in front of an actual Shirley MacLaine movie! That was the best thing in the movie.

ok but does jennifer garner even age??

Watched this movie tonight. Valentine’s Day 2021. Didn’t know movies could be so bad

Can't overlook the "stranger is ready for a 3-way at a moment notice!" xD

Is this bloody Valentine's day

I actually liked this movie, i like seeing a lot famous actors telling different storys at the same time that are connected to each other! We need more of such movies!!!

lol. Right before you said "discount adam sandler" I was thinking "oh snap, is that adam sandler??"

Wait. This sin is about the movie Valentines day and the video was uploaded in February and the sins are less then 14 min. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

At 7:51, Jeremy expects logic from Hollywood. DING! :D

Pretty soon phone sex operators would be FaceTime sex operators

10:50 - It's phone sex...the client can't see you take your clothes off unless it's video chat. DING!

This is less of a movie and more of a celebrity convention.

It took me half of the video to realise that Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner are playing two different people.

*I think the sentence should've been "Getting VD on VD."*

10:08 "During Her Date with Venom", had to do a double take to make sure he said that

I'm not gonna lie, the start of this video had me thinking that this was something similar to the april fools video where he mashed multiple movies together and sinned them as if they were one movie. By the halfway point of the video I finally realized that this was just one movie and proceeded to wonder how a single film could have so many unrelated things going on.

Valentine's Day is my birthday! Happy year closer to death to me :,)

THAT 70S SHOW!!

PINK KELSO

There is nooo way that a kid that little is in love enough to do all the things he does.

HAPPY SINGLE AWARENESS DAY

flowers are bad gifts. the best gift for valentines day is a potato and i will explain why. first lets talk about flowers. flowers are beautiful, they smell nice, and as Rhett and Link have shown some taste nice, however as a gift they are lacking. besides the outer beauty flowers have nothing else to offer. they are also cliché and just the default go-to gift for people who don't want to think. now I'm no love expert but i doubt that many people would like for valentines day, a thoughtless gift that only cares about the subjects outer beauty and nothing else.....oh it also hints at replacing you once your usefulness has faded. a potato however isn't a looker but people love it for what's inside not for superficial reasons. plus instead of withering away a potato will thrive in almost any environment. i have found bags of old potatoes in the back of my cabinet and yes they might have seen better days and yes they were wrinkled but it was still alive and some even grew sprouts. potatoes are also an everyday part of our lives. you can eat potatoes for breakfast, lunch, or dinner and you won't get tired of them. in my opinion this is a representation of true love. like a potato, i care about what's inside. like a potato, my love for you will continue to grow no matter what hardships we face. like a potato, i want to spend every day with you for the rest of my life. Show less

God I hate Valentines Day The actual Day, haven’t seen the movie

“Love actually” ran so that “Hubie Halloween” could fall

Ahahaha, "What's in the box?"

i wa hoping he was talking about the actual day

I burst out laughing already at the Eric Dane pushing aside Patrick Dempsey in the credits bit. Hahahaha!

12:57 what does house music have to do with being gay? is he assuming he would be having sex in the locker room? what?

Considering my girlfriend and I broke up today...this makes my valentines not entirely depressing

Wow Jeremy, you went easy with the bonus round for once XD

I love the "that 70s show" references 😂

"This movie is actively abusing my intelligence" LOL

I find this funny and couldn’t stop laughing this a lot of stuff wrong with Valentine’s Day (As in the holiday)

Topher you have potential, stop agreeing to star in horrible movies.

now do Love Actually

*"EVERYTHING WRONG WITH VALENTINES DAY"* -Me: *EVERYTHIIIINNNGGG!!!*

This movie was so bad I almost disliked the video before remembering you made fun of it the whole time

If you love someone, you don't need a holiday to show that special someone that you love him/her. Also, why is a holiday all about love in February, the coldest month of the year?

"You've been accessory for murder" I almost died with that one!

there was a horror flick with David Boreanaz called Valentine's Day.

"This the longest day in which a movie takes place during one day!" Technically if you count the sequel than that's actually Halloween.

Seeing as this is the first time I've ever heard of this movie, let alone been subjected to any footage from it.. I'm feeling pretty good about not having a Valentine's Day date for 37 years running. Worth it.

I'm watching this every Valentine's day now.

Hey that sin about not knowing the time is actually true for me 😂😂 i will be in the middle of getting ready, look at the time and realize im running late 😂