Everything Wrong With X-men Origins: Wolverine In 14 Minutes Or Less 

Damn right we all hate what they did to Deadpool! I could go off on a rampage but instead I will say one thing. They silenced a guy who is literally known as the Merc with a Mouth

Why didn't they give zero the adamantium bullets lol He's like their best shot

Two things I hate about this movie 1. Silencing Deadpool 2. Kayla not killing Stryker

5:34 Fun fact: while filming this scene, Hugh Jackman had to run down a hallway naked with prop claws attached to his fists. As he turned the corner he faced every women on the production staff waving dollar bills. He instinctively shielded his groin and cut himself with Wolverine’s claws.

If this is set in the 70s, shouldn't professor x be young and have a head full of luscious hair like he did in first class and days of future past

People in Canada would never block the road like this. And if they did, they wouldn't pick a fight with you, but instead apologize profusely. On top of that, they'd offer you their jacket and a moose for the inconvenience of stopping you on your journey.

This Deadpool must have been one of the worst atrocities in the history of comic adaption to the big screen.

Anyone else wonder how “Deadpool” fits those swords up his arms? They would literally have to be all the way up his arms, meaning he can’t bend his elbows when they’re retracted

When Logan escaped after turning to weapon x, he jumps off a cliff and swims away. Does adamantium float? How easy is it to swim when you gained hundreds of pounds of metal in you

so a teleporting John is predictable but a teleporting Deadpool isn't?

what pissed me off about this movie was the fact that they gave the merc with a mouth. no mouth

This is the 70's and they chased Wolverine with a hummer which didn't come into the army until 1984.

Wolverine did not kill Victor because their moms have the same name

I'd like to apply an extra sin. You said it was in the seventies while showing a Humvee. Humvee's weren't around until 1983.

How about the fact that Prof. X can stand in this movie, although X-Men First Class showed him getting paralyzed when he was young.

The Logan and Victor war movie would've been a better movie...or series of movies.

I don’t think Ryan Reynolds is typecast as Van Wilder I think he’s typecast as himself

Say what you want about this movie but the opening titles were superb!

heres one Deadpool is a discount Baraka

Logan and Victor: Have Claws Wade: Is a freaking badass Agent Zero: Downloads Aimbot

You forgot a pretty bad one that I noticed. Cyclops was locked up with the rest of the mutants on the island, and they had some device covering his eyes so beams wouldn't come out. After Wolverine broke the mutants out Cyclops moved the device off his eyes for a bit to shoot some guards. Why would the people on the island allow the device to be able to come off? He could easily break out of his cell and shoot guards in the first place if he could remove it.

You know what the most horribly frustrating thing about this disaster of a fucking movie is though? Gambit is so fucking cool in this movie and he has so much potential, and they fucked him harder than Wade fucked Vanessa in Deadpool. Speaking of Deadpool, at least Reynolds redeemed Deadpool along with Fox, Gambit may never have that chance. That's probably the most insulting thing is.

I'm okay with that movie is erased from X-Men original series because X-Men Days of Future Past erased X-Men 1-3 and this movie. Also due to changed timeline, Deadpool origin story is now way different and way better.

You missed the #1 biggest thing for me... that the infamous adamantium procedure that gave Logan PTSD for the rest of his life only took a minute. I wanted to see surgery after surgery being done with no anesthesia (since it doesn't work on him), having his bone claws cut out and replaced with metal ones, being tortured for weeks... *that* would be a convincingly traumatic experience. Not just a quick poke that magically adheres to his bones and spawns perfectly crafted blade-claws automatically within a matter of a couple minutes. He's had *way* worse than that and shrugged it right off.

I've got an idea! let's give the Merc with a mouth, no mouth!

No mention of the mutant with super animal senses not being able to tell she wasn't really dead?

Wait, so if the reason why the adamantium bullet gives Wolverine amnesia is because it's the only thing that can pierce his adamantium skeleton, then how has Wolverine not gotten at least one other case of amnesia in his lifetime? You can't tell me that through his 160 years of being alive (and fighting on the front lines in every major American conflict/war) he hadn't taken any shots/shrapnel to the head or just lots of blunt trauma. There's no way his regular, pre-adamantium bones could stop a bullet from fucking up his brain.

Is it wrong that I actually liked this movie? I saw it in the theaters 3 times... 2009 was a lonely year sue me!

11:55 Oh dear god no. Deadpool, what did they do to you?!

And also for the record, I fucking HATED the movie for what they did to Deadpool. Uncool, man. Uncool.

here's one you missed: if they had to kill the other mutants to steal their powers, why did they leave Cyclops alive? If they really don't need to kill the mutants to steal their powers, why not have Nightcrawler's dad as the teleporter?

How is Xavier walking at the end if he was paralysed at a younger age?

2:11 Wade's swords have no blood because he used the swords to deflect the bullets. The bad guys were killed with bullets not the swords.

Guy capable of literally teleporting anywhere fought by only Victor, killed easily due to "predictability". Guy who can only teleport to two places fought by both Wolverine and Victor, damn near impossible to kill. Because in the X-men world logic means nothing.

Cyclops always needs to wear his glasses, so why is the teacher annoyed and puts him in punishment for it? It happens every school day? Also, where did he get a mutant eye laser beam blocking glasses, from some immigrants selling shit, way before meeting Prof X? Mickey Mouse climbs a ladder and Pete cuts it one step at a time. Like in Salt, Liev Schreiber plays an enemy but is the only decent person in the movie. Why do they seal Barakapool's mouth like Neo? And why his torso is naked? It's me or in every x men movie they mess up the ages of every character? This movie needed a "pointless discount characters" bonus round.

No Canadian would ever be that rude lol. Best part of the movie "They finally found a way to shut you up."

hugh jackman you will be missed as the wolverine..

Thank god Ryan Reynold helped fix Deadpool...

Actually the Adimantium Bullet being able to get through his Adimantium Skull always irritated me Hear me out Adimantium is damn near indestructible His Skull even though it's only coated in it. is damn near indestructible That Bullet. solid. damn near indestructible. Literally the ONLY weak points in his skull to his brain are The Spinal Chord The Optic Nerves Now. When that Bullet traveling at near the speed of sound comes into contact with the same material. it should just bounce off. Why? Stronger material means much MUCH higher belocity is required to do some damage Otherwise any old bullet would have done at the velocity the adimantium bullet was traveling at. Sad but true. it is bullet Proof. even if the bullets are made of the same material as the coating on his bones, the same standard projectile velocity won't cut it.

If every part of Wolverine's bone is infused with adamantium, Including his face, then why are his teeth still normal bone?

Can you do EWW Frozen next? Okay it's not the worst film ever, but I feel like it's really overrated. I mean, the main plus is that Disney finally got their heads out of their asses and said "You know what? It's about time we stopped being sexist and teach girls that they don't need a prince to rescue them and that love at first sight is nothing but a bunch of bullshit!" But other than that, it was just your average Disney movie; princesses, magic, young romance, unnecessary comic relief sidekicks, a cheesy plot, cheesy dialogue and moments that are meant to be funny, but actually feel more awkward. And don't even get me started on Let It Go! Although I suppose the only reason that's annoying is because everyone else couldn't stop singing it.

In the comics Deadpool is called "The Merc with a Mouth." How did they decide "no mouth" was the way to go

What? No complaints about how they captured dozens of mutants and yet Deadpool only got... what.... 3 powers? Adamantium sword things... laser eyes... teleportation... yep, 3 powers. What about the diamond skin? Wouldn't that make him MORE invincible?

2:15 is just after Ryan Reynolds deflected bullets with the swords so they wouldn't have any blood on them

I'm surprised no one has pointed out that In the opening where he fought in D-Day in WWII that he couldn't have been captured in Japan during the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombing in The Wolverine. Plus he knew how the atomic bombs worked even though NO ONE KNEW HOW IT WORKED except those who actually worked on the Manhattan Project. Regular soldiers during WWII said the Japanese got "Vaporized", they didn't know how it worked.

There are so many times in life that I don't know if something dramatic just happened, so I have to look to the weather for some sort of confirmation one way or the other.

So why didn't Stryker give Deadpool a diamond skin?

For the longest time I’ve also wondered about how Logan’s claws turned from huge nails to blades just from adding the adimantium.

and then with the use of his voice restored, Wade fashioned his claws into katanas as they broke of during the explosion, discovered some of his other powers didn't last due to the DNA not being compatible in his cancerous self healing body and ventured fourth but realizing no one would employ him looking like he did, he donned a red and black suit and used his abilities to become a hyper-violent mercenary killing machine for hire known simply as... DEADPOOL.

Like really... they fucked Deadpool....... they fucked most characters back stories in this. Overall this movie was a big middle finger to X-men fans.

Every time he refereed to that abomination as Deadpool, I died a little bit more inside.

There weren't Humvees in the 70s... Ding!

11:52 The Merc With A Mouth, ladies and gentlemen. ;)

So from now on Wolverine has two spots of pure bone in his cranium.

He complained that Wolverine's claws would, in no way, fit inside his forearms (which they wouldn't, at least not in a way that would allow him to move his wrists) but ignored the fact that "Deadpool's" weird claw-blades were probably longer than his whole arm when retracted?

The part where Victor defeats the teleporter comes from 'Combat Experience', general foresight acquired through countless similar actions that leads to an instinctive response. I.e. MMA eventually teaches you to be able to instantaneously react in a defensive stance subconsciously. It can be an automatic response, I am able to grab an object without seeing it if I were able to have seen a glimpse of it before it fell -> autonomously calculating the velocity and trajectory to isolate an intercept point based on my own speed, done in a fraction of a second. That's mostly from having excellent reflexes, hand-eye coordination, and juggling things while bored. Now imagine you'd been alive for over 160 years, have fought in quite a few major wars, and even gone so far as to (likely) have fought other Mutants with odd, or disturbing powers. He analyzed his attack pattern, and took an educated guess on where he'd appear next, and struck. The downside for missing was negligible, and people are naturally prone to doing patterns if they aren't constantly aware of what they are doing, and altering it on the fly. So he moved in a spot that Victor predicted he would, so he got struck with the attack the same / just before moment he appeared. You can also see it in Video Games, i.e. World of Warcraft, where you can reveal a Rogue (in PvP) by simply predicting where they are, and then attacking in that area with an AoE, or simply predicting their next move and acting accordingly. Set down a trap as a Hunter away from you (good Rogues won't teleport behind you when they know it is there), let him open on you, counter then force him to waste a cc removal + vanish, fall back onto your trap as you know he's about to open; start eating if he does not. Almost all Rogues will walk right behind you if you are sapped, or otherwise doing something, so 99% will get hit by the trap. Plus, if they teleport on to you they WILL 100% get stuck in the trap.

I'm a little disappointed there wasn't at least a "Merc with a mouth doesn't have a mouth" sin.

I'm going to make a movie after watching all the CinemaSins videos, and that video will have no sins. I don't care how much it will cost, I will do it.

Do everything wrong with Sharknado…wait a minute, that would just be the entire movie

You know it's weird, For such a minor character, way back in the 90s...I cast Will.i.am as John kestral...

only 1 sin for the deadpool deformation?!?!? I was expecting at least 50

I was expecting Darth Maul's music to play when the sliding doors opened dramatically to reveal Deadpool.

Wait wait wait. So the whole point of the adamantium bullet was that it would be able to penetrate wolverine's skull and mess up his memory. But by that logic should wolverine's memories already be messed up from all the bullets he's taken to the head when it was normal skull bone? Or are they saying that he had never been shot in the head before?

The reveal at the end that Kayla is a mutant raises a lot of questions (actually only one, but it’s a big one): If Kayla can convince people to do what she wants them to do just by touching them, then does that mean that her relationship with Logan wasn’t real? Did they truly love each other, or did she just use her powers to convince Logan to love her? Also, did Logan known that she was a mutant when they dated, or was clueless? Plus, that is some heavy handed shit that they’re throwing on us at the last minute. Non comic book readers will be like “whoa! Where the hell did that come from?! They never gave any indication of that before!” It doesn’t work as a good plot twist, it just makes the audience confused

The guy with the swords in the mission just after the opening sequence is Wade Wilson, who later becomes Deadpool. Also, Deadpool doesn't have a built-in teleportation ability, but he has a belt that teleports him. He's not all powers, he also uses a bunch of gadgets. Also, continuity-altering Infinity Stone.

2:55 “oh she’s a goner” lmao true 😂

Also Professor X is well in his 50s and is standing up just fine. But in X-Men first class he becomes paralyzed in his late 20s.

"Epcot center golf ball computer" - this is spot on and funny as hell - priceless!!!

They fucked up Deadpool so bad. It was basically a big "Fuck You" to the fans. Deadpool is known as the Merc with a Mouth because he's a mercenary who says a lot of jokes. They stitched his mouth together in this movie -.-

3:49 In all my fourteen years of living in Canada never once have I seen this situation occur. I've seen a bear and it's cub watching traffic casually, but this? A complete rejection of Canadian nature.

Its unbelieveable what they did to the character of deadpool. "Yeah hes an insane merc who talks bullshit all the time, lets just make him a monster !"

"The weather knows something dramatic just happened." 😂💯 Man he's good. 😂😂😂

Who else would kill for an x-men origins: quicksilver?

So, those glasses Cyclops had made it so his laser eyes didn't burn everything, but.. how exactly does wearing the glasses stop his eyes from lasering at all? Shouldn't the blast still go as far as the lenses? And if it's seeing red-tinted light that makes the laser stop, why does he need the fancy visor later?

The X-Men franchise really has the worst continuity ever. -Professor X and Magneto parted since they were young in First Class yet were still friends when they were older in the opening of Last Stand. -Old Professor X walks in Origins yet were paralyzed as his younger self in First Class. -I'm not sure about this one. Wolverine was captured and court martialed in WWII in Origins, yet in The Wolverine he was in Japan when the atom bombs hit Nakazagi and the war ends.

“Written by David Benioff” DING

Main reason I hated this movie? Who's jackass idea was it to sew the mouth of "the Merc with the Mouth" shut anyway?

Ruined Deadpool=sin count: 1,000,000,000,000.

In Logan's defense hes never shown fighting in a war that didn't have a draft

6:24 and how are they using digital led screens in the 70s?

The memory thing is actually true, because though the brain can reform, the neural pathways that form memories, likes, dislikes, etc won't be reformed since they are made of electrical signals that don't start until something has been seen, experienced, etc

You missed the sin of them having Humvee's a decade before they were invented.

Probably the most scientifically accurate thing in this movie is actually that his brain will heal but his memories will be lost. So at least they got one thing right...

Well, when he said Logan was the last piece, he meant he needed his healing ability to be able to have all those abilities in a body to make sure it doesn't implode, that's what I got from it

The CGI claws in this movie bothered the fuck outta me. It literally looks worse than any of it's predecessors.

Okay guys, don't give me any shit for this. We all agree this movie was terrible, but here we go. 0:29 They are born warriors and that is all they ever wanted to do, and seeing as they live for centuries, and can't be killed, why not fight?... 0:42 Yeah, because going AWOL in VIETNAM is a way better idea than facing a firing squad that won't even kill them. 2:13 He used the blade to deflect the bullets to kill the henchmen... He never even touched flesh with his blade. 8:02 Well I thought the books didn't matter... That's including comics. 8:54 That's how an interrogation goes... He holds information, they pressure him, he gives more information... 9:32 They worked together for years. They're going to know each others tactics. 11:57 Yes... Or at least, I think so.

Is it me, or are his claws more cartoony here than they were in the original Xmen that came out in like 2000?

i bought a bootleg dvd version of this on the street before it was released and that version- with half finished graffics and the entire final fight scene being just a green screen with random grey shapes- is better than the actual movie. if you can find a copy or clips of the unfinished movie, check it out because it is really is better and unintentionally hilarious

As a pharmacist, that Hydrochlorothiazide scene made me rage.

Seriously! No sin off for Liev Schreiber's portrayal of Sabretooth/ Victor Creed?

You missed a sin where he jumps out of the water tank and becomes completely dry

4:12 I was watching this scene in the movie and literally thinking "Roll Credits!" Yes, that's a sign I've watched too much CinemaSins.

Missed Sin: Stryker's revolver is a Ruger Redhawk, a gun that wasn't invented until 1979.

When I watched this in theaters I completely didn't know that guy was supposed to be deadpool, I thought it was bullshit anyways, but I still feel stupid!!!

They took a character called "the Merc with a mouth" and gone and removed his mouth, rendering him completely silent! It's like taking the human torch and making him shoot ice beams.

This movie deserves at least 3 times the number of sins it got.

I'm guessing Adamantium works similarly to diamond: You can only cut diamonds with diamonds, therefore, you can only kill Adamantium-infused super-being with Adamantium bullets...from a Ruger Redhawk, for some reason.

So, wait. This movie either takes place after First Class, in which Xavier is young and gets paralyzed, and Emma Frost is an adult, or it takes place beforehand. But, if it's before, then Xavier got younger before getting older; if it's afterwards, then Emma gets younger then get older again. Nevermind that havok, Cyclops' younger brother, is an adult in First Class, but Cyclops is a high schooler in Origins.... Dammit, Fox. Ya done fucked it up!

You should have made a reference to Phantom Menace with Deadpool appearing like Darth Maul

deadpool will have revenge!!!!! spoiler "deadpool kills deadpool". "deadpool kills Ryan Reynolds"