Everything Wrong With X-Men: First Class In 8 Minutes Or Less 

Ha! Brutal!

savage

rofl

Savage Nigga right here

it's kind of appropriate. In the comics he kind of looks like the grey aliens and got picked on for it.

Or stand there and have a ball of energy shoved in his mouth.

he didn't die he turned into pure energy in the comics he later comes back but Hollywood is racist asf

***** Actually he's afro latino and latino is an ethnicity not a race. I don't get why people confuse themselves with that. He looks black in the comics.

***** Well then that proves my point more any person can be latino if they come from south america and the carribean and are part of the culture there while speaking spanish.

***** Thagt doesn't mean he should die. His power is literally survival. Meaning he shouldn't die period

Just like that Shout that Anthony Hopkins did as Odin to Thor in the first Thor movie and it freaked out Tom Hiddleston 😂 .

what? WHAT? now i love hiugh jackman

It fit the character so perfectly, all they could do was wake away 🤣

@@BigJeremyBeyer Lmao, facts

A meme so powerful that even Xavier wanted to try it.

He was the best part of this movie. Which is why they put him in. And why they couldn't afford for him to have a bigger part. Saying "go fuck yourself" to magneto and professor X is just plain awesome any way you slice it. Even if he said it to gandalf and captain pickard

He kinda does, cause it sets up Days of Future Past

A hugh role*

F*** off!

The most important role

Fuckin right he pretty much had a knock off or different version of shaws powers

+TheBlackferg And is literally the most powerful of the ones there. Darwin's supposed to be one of the most powerful mutants, period. And goes down like a chump.

Lolita Gable win. That comment wins.

+Lolita Gable golden

+Amy Elliott-Dunne damn straight

*DING*

+tuschman168 Not to mention that it was cutting glass instead of drawing on paper.

+tuschman168 supposedly thats how michelangelo got the cistine chapel job...simply drew a perfect circle free hand

+tuschman168 I dunno, My freehand circles are pretty round... but the fact that she made a perfect circle, first try, is pretty impressive.

I'm still struggling with circles in general. Each time I try to draw one, it ends up looking like a square.

My brother pointed that out too It's funnier, cause he's black and he's seen it ten times, but just this week, he noticed

@Thor Odinson i didnt invite you. Maybe you should mind your busines

@@whitealliance9540 lmao troll

@@ghost-wl3pm not sure why you even exist... Youre worth-less

@@whitealliance9540Wait a minute, that's not how you spell worthless...

Eve Tan HISHE! HISHE! HISHE!

HISHE

HISHE!

L o l

I understood that reference

Well it isn't racist. It is sexist.

***** That's why it's so funny!

I don't get it it seems

It doesn't matter what it is. Whenever there's any kind of discrimination to a particular person or situation in the movie, Jeremy always says "That's racist" as a punch line. So it's not literally racist.

Oh. Okay xD

Yep Darwin was awesome, like that was kinda stupid

Natania Adewole Yeah, it's completely absurd...

KaregoAt "Something makes me think they just wanted to get rid of the black dude." Yes, obviously. Like every movie. They also probs didn't want someone who could actually be a leader and kill Shaw, since he can, sort of, well, NOT EVER DIE.

Awesomerango Yeah. Don't put such a powerful dude in the movie if you're just going to kill him off for a cheap emotional moment...

Frost Archer Lol, I just looked up Darwin and that's his super name -.- Wow...

Oh no don’t hurt me like that

That wouldve completely derailed the momentum of the climax. Those two events cannot share the same moment. The scenes in between Erik murdering Shaw and then Charles’ injury allows necessary time for each event to feel significant. If Charles is paralyzed as soon as Shaw dies, that would also effectively remove the ENTIRE missile scene. And it would reduce Erik from a sympathetic, character with complex morals, to a one dimensional malevolent villain if he intentionally causes Charles to be paralyzed/attempts to kill him. The ending is powerful and tragic because at this point in time these are two characters who care for each other.

Yes

that's what I had assumed too, but earlier in the movie when they're training he somehow sets the dummies and the bunker on fire? idk the x-men movies aren't exactly known for consistency but you think someone would have realized that

***** ok that makes sense when he's not wearing the suit, but then we see him still set the dummy on fire even with the device which was only said to focus his power into a beam, but not control the intensity

Yeah, the disk controls the beam, but I think Alex himself can control the intensity and he probably figured out how to do that off-screen in the time they were training.

Maybe I just remember wrong, but cyclop's eyes are a portal to another dimension made of the energy he shoots. Havok's body is constantly absorbing and releasing ambient and active radiation.

He died really fast in the comics too

+Alexandre Pereira No he didn't. In fact his initial death was his powers keeping him from dying.

Ayinde Prather Well that's not even what I'm talking about. The World War Hulk one was just kind of funny, but the one with Vulcan where their entire team died, but Darwin becomes a being of pure energy that fuses with Vulcan pretty much says all that needs to be said about how hard he is to actually kill. Oh and that one time he became a death god to counter the touch of a death goddess...there was also that time. lol

Brother, we all know why he was killed off, c'mon. That was racist, ding.

Exactly!!

+musicf3b Professor X, after taking it, wouldn't even need Cerebro. How's that for thought.

+musicf3b it was an accident, so of course they ignored it

+Captain Jack Harkness Several scientific and medical discoveries are completely accidental. Scientists don't ignore things. But also, nice username :)

+Aj Hampton Nice name.

A.J. Farmer Hah thanks. Same to you

And that Darwin/Shaw's powers would be better for the gov't's sentinels

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Abominatrix650 "The term RU-vidr refers to people who make actual content on the site while people who comment are called commenters or trolls if you want to be vage but mostyl right so that statement is wrong" >DING!

daasbuffy I was more bothered by how the hell Emma didn't realize Moira was at the partly cracked bookcase. How nobody noticed her in fact.

blackcat21223 I was so waiting for Azazel to pop up behind her

daasbuffy 1. It's a movie2. It's just 50s underwear3. Eh4. Why would she randomly be checking strippers?

He was black that's y

+shadowgattler And after he died, no one gave a shit.

Oh, OK.

+shadowgattler I didn't like that part, but I think I would've cried if they had made him a more emotionally connected character... he didn't bond with the audience enough

And it would have made more sense if they used his DNA in the Robots in days of future past too

Hank's favorite car insurance company is gieco

WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN TWINKIES?!

Charles and Erik should be gay. It would be something new

@@dododakowski2813 Don't ruin it

@@paradisecityX0 Oh.I love this one

Welp, Marvel Phase 4 and onward (reboot X-Men) will most likely forsake good storytelling in favor of beating us over the head with how progressive they are. Gay. Feminazi.

@@berengustav7714 I get where you're coming from and I don't like forced political corectness either, but in case of Charles and Eric, the gay undertones were there since those characters first appeared back in 60's. My brother thought they were ex-boyfriends when he first saw 2000's X-Men and was surprised when I said they're not. And he was only 8 years old at the time.

PERFECTION INTENSIFIES*

I have to agree, although Days of Future Past is my personal favorite.

We all love Wolverine though

How is Days of Future past all about Wolverine? Need I remind you that Mystic saved him in the end?

Did you forget James McAvoy and his glorious hair??????

Josma Almanza was looking for a positive comment. the movie did really well in executing the story and the cast is amazing.

It out does at least 4 or 5 other X-Men movies without question, really quite good and criminally underrated/overlooked

Agreed. Also, I did like Erik and Raven relation and Charles and Raven relation.

Are you drunk?

@@shriyanshtripathy7711 ???? i agree with his statment 100 percent if you don't,then...

I would also have liked a cameo appearance of Rebecca Romijn in Days of Future Past, Rebecca deserved it.

Is Rebecca Romjin the one playing Mystique on Xmen The Last Stand? Because I remember when mystique, magneto, and others were in a truck. Then the guard tries to hit Magneto with the anti-mutant cure but Mystique sacrificed herself for it, then she transformed, I don't see Jennifer Lawrence there, it's like another woman

@@kenjie7815 yes that was Rebecca

That is so awesome. She was the reason I liked mystique. She had a dark and cold personality but she suffered under humans.

Wait what?!

@@breenanaberry3509 there was a scene when theyre recruiting angel, Charles shows his power too and makes it seem as erik is in drag and tells him 'you've never looked more beautiful darling' but they cut it most likely because it was too gay and basically confirmed the fact that Erik and Charles were in a relationship.

@@breenanaberry3509 you can see the deleted scenes on youtube. It's really funny.

Because I was thinking if Emma WAS ever going to detect Moira that whole time.

She should have heard her immediately with her power level and the probable loudness of moiras thoughts.

True

Not really. She has to direct her attention, otherwise she just scenes out random noise.

Whoa. Scientific RU-vid commenter. Awesome!

that's an exact quote from portal Lego

Jason Dittmann Oh, okay then.

Ian Camp Well, technically the change in position of the molecules during the teleportation would keep the molecules' properties, including their velocity. Therefore, it does apply in this case.

T. Dirac Never see to be a problem with Star Teen's Transporter

Actually the people in the bar died first.

And you know they're really going out of their way to kill off the black guy first when he has the power to adapt to anything to survive.

Thank you ! I was waiting for someone to say it.

OMG I can imagine Charles controlling his parents like the jedi mind trick all like "you wanna give me ice cream for dinner"

Good idea. There's also the idea that Mystique could have shape shifted into the form of a normal little girl. Then Charles could have said "She's homeless...so let's keep her?" :D

***** considering in the comics Charles had a twin sister who 'died' (well.."twin sister") he could simply have made them think she was his twin sister (which explains why he calls her his sister). Therefore no one would question Raven's presence. Interestingly, in the comics, Xavier's hair was blond before he went bald, and Raven's favourite form is a blonde girl (Charles' mother is blonde too, and kinda looks like Raven's disguise) so..there's that...

It is actually sin 4. DING!

Yes. I cried.

I

Maddie Perle noice

Yes! Thank you! That's always bothered me.

***** it drives me crazy. but, hey - at least we got to see a naked, blue Jennifer Lawrence.

agree

Lamashtar Diamond definitely has fracture planes along which it will crack under the right conditions, however, "a sudden sharp blow" is in no way what was done to her in-movie. I was commenting on what had specifically happened in the film, not trying to make everyone think I know all about everything, which seems to be your objective here. Also, of course she didn't get to pick her powers - I meant that is obviously the point of the comic writers giving her that power, so she could protect herself. You do understand that this is a film of a comic book, both written by writers, correct? This isn't some documentary of a real situation where she was just born with these powers. The WRITERS chose the powers. Maybe take a break from the comics, go outside for a while. Call your mom - I bet she worries.

Agree

That's the whole joke

He even said this in the fucking movie.

It's kinda a plot point why Mystique is so different. She isn't the same person at all that she is in the later movies, and she keeps herself covered and in human form because she's ashamed of her mutant self. It wasn't until Magneto taught her to stand up for herself that she stopped giving a fuck. Although I wouldn't mind seeing her walk around naked, there's a good reason why she doesn't lol.

aperson30 Fair point though it still would have been nice to see her crazy martial arts tricks or at least see her get in a few scraps so we know she is in the process of learning to be a better fighter.

savagenature1 you know Days of Futures Past has her use it for the first time.

Krazyman124688 Yes, I've seen the trailer/teaser. I just think it would have been cool to see her use it or at least start learning it in First Class

savagenature1 well you have some what of a point.

Game of thrones and star wars are living examples of that phenomenon.

I don’t understand

Oh, and the argentine bartender says "cabrón", an insult utilized in Spain or Mexico, but not in Argentina. There you have another Sin

***** To be fair, it's akin to saying the tropical beaches of London. If you're going to use a place you should at least have it right.

yes

+Creepypatriot yes

+crack yas

+crack yes

YESS CHERIK FOR THE WIN!! I love the ship, the entire movie shows the love between them if you look hard enough and if you are a shipper

Yeah it's such a shame. The power is awesome AND the actor is actually pretty good... That's a rare combination in this movie. :/

Everybody who knew about Darwin's powers questioned that. Actually they may have insulted the film out loud (I know I did) since his death doesn't make sense in the slightest. Movie Darwin has the exact same powers as comic book Darwin, which should make him virtually unkillable.

Obligatory black guy to kill off to motivate the rest of the team. I wouldn't be surprised if he returned in X-Men Apocalypse, though. Comic book logic. No body = Not dead.

I usually don't care (much) about the whole killing the black guy thing but when you kill a black guy who's mutant power is *not to die*, I consider that a bit forced, stupid, and yes, racist.

EbonMaster Did he count that as a sin? If he didn't, I think he should have.

Im mexican and i approve this message

I am Argentinian, I go to Villa Gesell every year, there are no mountains nor snow, and "cabrón" is just a thing that started with Mexican RU-vidrs. Basically, this movie knows nothing about Argentina.

lol i was just about to comment that

Lol i was gunna comment that too

Indeed, this movie doesn't lack beautiful ladies in lingerie.

Too bad she wasnt a mutant

I love her, but I hate how she got in the way of a gay romance. Not cool Moira

And a Miami, OK.

Yes, but the one in Idaho is pronounced differently

FunZack11 Not that it would make much of a difference had the text on the screen simply read "Moscow", now would it?

Yeah, but someone couldn't say they could confuse Moscow, Russia with Moscow, Idaho. So it couldn't have been used as an example in this sin.

FunZack11 I'm growing bald from your hairsplitting. Goodbye

Obviously the only black guy in the movie has to die. And that sir is racist. Ding!

First-good-guy-to-die-is-a-black-guy cliche. *ding!*

Mutant whose power is not to die is the first one to die. Ding!

I think it was supposed to be a bit too much for his internal organs to adapt.

That deserved 400 sins cause you don't see that many black superheroes so is it really necessary to kill off more of something that's barely seen? *ding*!

Cinemasins is the best

Yeah

I don't think anyone would

I'm good what about you?

why?

***** Friendzone , please. If I knew a girl who could change into anyone she wanted, friendzone wouldn't even cross my mind.

i have noticed :D

I was about to post a comment saying whenever he says "that's racist" he actually means that's sexist. I saw this and was like "at least I'm not the only person who was smart enough to see this.

yeah not racist

That's racist.

Eh, a running joke is not a sin.

Different storyline.

***** That's racist. *ding*

***** Actually, it's because in THAT timeline before the events of DOFP occured, Xavier had a serum that allowed him to walk again. As we saw in DOFP. But after those events, he was always in a wheelchair

Trent Lawson Im not 100% on this but Im pretty sure old charles was standing on his own two feet at the end of X-Men Origins as well.

Black Nova that was an illusion/mind power by Xavier.

+Olivia Melly Oliver Splat died first though

Olivia Melly that's not exactly racist its a cliche get your facta right

bleachio followerofclorox its a racist cliché

Olivia Melly Its also bullshit because in the comics that guy can literally not die his powers are to adapt to ANYTHING.

Olivia Melly f

azazel is nightcrawlers dad in some incarnations and mystique is his mom so......

oh ok

That's his father that is why they look similar

but the MOVIE never explains it, right?

tharmofta well nightcrawler isn't big in the movies and he wasn't in this one so

QuikVidGuy 10 seconds

QuikVidGuy That's actually a really good question

QuikVidGuy Probably none whatsoever.

he didn't die, a cut scene had him live, and he will most probably come back in the sequel as a pure energy being.

good news is that there's rumors he's coming back in either DoFP or the one after that

Wait there bringing Darwin back but not Cyclops? :(

Joshua .Perez no no, they're bringing him back too

dangercats77 XD

Fucking Brett Ratner

And he's also seen walking in Xmen origins wolverene.

Azan Malik That is also correct, s**t. F***ing Brett Ratner man...

also in the first movie magneto and professor x built cerebro. now in this movie beast built it

also for more fails io9.com/5966264/8-ways-x-men-movie-continuity-is-irretrievably-fucked

He'll be walking in days of future past.

Barry Allen Both are in a wheelchair, in the trailers.

But he does walk in a trailer I've seen, go on IMDB

Barry Allen If you watch X2 or X3 where Prof. X and Magneto go to interview Jean Grey when she was a kid, Xavier is walking to the door. In Xmen First Class, he loses his ability to walk and his alliance with Magneto before they even encounter Cyclops

streetchico13 Days of Future Past will solve that. If I am correct every single X-men movie apart from First Class has different continuity than First Class. DOFP will have X-men from "future" continuity go to "past" continuity. So in Future continuity Charles and Eric parted ways as old mans where in the Past continuity they parted away as young.

Yeah in a few other movies

Which ones, I wanna see! :D

Quinn Clayton If i remember correctly the first time he removed sin for pure badass-ness was in Liam Neeson movie The Grey.

Just watched it, love that line!

Well he hasn't done it often, however he didn't count the "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA" line from The Room as a sin, saying: "There's nothing wrong with this scene. This is Gold."

He also adapts to fight the Hulk...by teleporting away from the fight entirely. So yeah, he could totally survive that.

Pretty much the entirety of his power is not dying for any reason whatsoever, regardless of how impossible it might seem. Didn't he dive into the M'Kraan crystal itself to save Prof. X and magically they both survived. Not only that but X got his powers back from it somehow.

I thought he only adapts to the forces that touch his skin, but his insides are vulnerable which is where the mini bomb Shaw had was put, right?

KingKarEl100 No, he can adapt to anything, inside and out. In fact it's not just life-threatening situations, for a long time his skin color becomes more and more white (in the comics he's latino) so he fits in better with American society, than he turns his skin black when he gets a crush on M, who is black, because he'd rather fit in more with her.

Oh so him dying here is bullshit. This movie killed their one black character who we all know would have survived that for not a great reason. This movie is racist

Nate Rothman They DID sin it. He didn't adapt to survive shaw's blast when there was no reason why he couldn't . They caught that and it was a sin.

+Zero the Faceless Thats how he died not why he died

+TheGamingEagle The why was cause he was black smh.

+Faelan L they dont understand. its ok tho. natural selection should intervene soon. we wont have to worry about them again

Alexander Tarafdar really cuz i see these morons on every video. Omg there isnt even a word for the level of ignorance..well theres one a great way to describe these people unfortunately it was coined by nazis. Lebensunwerts leben. Such hopeless ignorance..

State shit ???

+MrVercettti the "in case you mistaked it for new york, Michigan" type of thing my example by the way

yes!

Yeah you know.. like Vice city, Florida. In case you confuse it with Vice city, San Andreas.

Lol neither of those places are real.

Supposedly, Days of Future Past is to fix this. We'll see.

Xmen Origins is no longer part of the canon. Even if it officially is, I give it a hardy "fuck it" and throw it out the window.

There's a sneak peek on Days of Future Past where Charles tells Erik that he's given up his powers so that he could walk again. You can say it's a SPOILER but you needed it so you'd stop complaining :D

Nope, he was never in xmen origins he only communicated with his mind powers him standing... along with that he was not paralyzed fully FAR after he was shot... its in the comics more.

It's fully explained in Days of Future Past why he can walk again.

lmao I didn't even notice that! Good one!

People keep saying that he's not actually dead, but they didn't explain how he's still alive, but I agree.

I was thinking the same thing!!!!

Did you not look carefully?

Jeremy sins something he likes cliche *ding*

He did take one off

The sound isn't reversed (like when he subtracts 1 sin) but the counter gets actually 1 sin less

I thought only the environment, not like Mystique powers.

andreastory800 his skin can become stone, but it can't become white ? WTF it's still a sin !

" thats rascist! " LOL

but earlier in the movie he blows the dummies up in that bunker

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