By the time Walden appeared in the picture, Alan became a sad annoying shallow caricature of himself, but during Charlie's era, Alan was feisty, a quick thinker and could be quite the devil when the situation called for, such as here. When he turns around in 0:05 to ''comfort'' Judith, that might be one of the best things I've ever seen in modern TV!
It’s a 2000s era Chuck Lorre show. You’re not meant to sympathise with any female character; that would imply they had some humanity. You only get three types of women on these shows. None of which are given any humanity. 1. Sexy piece of ass - revolving door of guest stars 2. Angry shrew - Judith, Evelyn 3. Sexless comic relief - Berta, Rose
You can’t blame Alan for being joyful about Judith’s situation, she many times emasculated Alan in the past (and will do in the future too) so this is Karma being perfect delivered boys.
A: Um... when I was a little boy, um, we had a dog named Rusty, um, who loved peanut butter, and, uh, my brother, uh, convinced me that the best way to feed him, uh, was to, uh, uh, smear it on my testicles. Um... No surprise, that dog got very, very fat. A: So, long story short, I kissed the guy. Because, you know, how else would I know whether or not I was gay? L: What did you decide? A: Well, I may love Broadway musicals and have an eye for fashion, but that's where it stops. L: Okay. Let's recap the highlights. You embezzled money from your family, you cheated on me with an old girlfriend... you might be the father of Judith and Herb's baby, you didn't tell your late brother that the woman he was chasing was married to a mannequin because she gave you $50,000 to keep it a secret. And to top it all off, you gave the family dog type 2 diabetes. A: Oh, wait, one more thing. Those diamond earrings I got you for your birthday last year... L: Let me guess. They're not real. A: Oh, no, they're real. Uh, it's just, I kind of stole them from my ex-wife. You know, it really feels good to get all this off my chest. This is just SOME of the wrong things Alan has done in his life its amazing how much he preached to Charlie about him being a bad example towards Jake but what about Alan? all the wrong choices he has made especially from S1 to S8?
I know it’s not right to be rude but he had a right to since he was thrown out by his ex wife. I’m pretty sure he enjoys it when people that hate him get punished.
So, it's not Alan or Herb its Judith. You mean to tell me that men do not enjoy a womyn who forever screams at them, who insist of things her way and if when they try she still gets mad, I am shocked. (I type this with the evil smile on my face).
