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Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. As Alan's marriage falls apart and divorce appears imminent, he and Jake move into Charlie's beachfront Malibu house and complicate Charlie's freewheeling life. Ashton Kutcher was hired as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who buys Charlie's house after his death.
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@dont6441 11 месяцев назад

The horror on Alan's face when Charlie tosses him his wallet is priceless.

@chrisjackson1889 6 месяцев назад

2:15😂😂😂

@justinsmith5095 5 месяцев назад

Alan do me a favor please shut the hell up

@natvan29 Год назад

I cannot believe Alan got upset over charlie owing him $38 when Charlie had let him live rent free in his house. Alan had some nerves

@summerharris6470 Год назад

I know

@mattmojo105 Год назад

I was thinking the same thing.

@JuanJoseEstigarribia1 11 месяцев назад

Remember, Alan was nearly a poor person, and had his money practically counted for the month. I don't say that is okay at all but idk, being in that position is horrible

@james5193 11 месяцев назад

It's not real,.....Hello

@marinajane7155 11 месяцев назад

A Parasite

@chightower3758 Год назад

$24.50 PLEASE!☠😂🤣😅

@melanieparker Год назад

I would've just walked into the movie. No way is that cheap snot taking advantage of me.

@virtualdark2295 8 месяцев назад

That episode is when I got mad at Alan. Until it was funny when Charlie found the hidden stash of money.

@FlevineOtieno Год назад

Only Alan can avoid homelessness even after Charlie is gone. That guy is a survivor. 😂😂😂

@melanieparker Год назад

Close. He's a manipulater. He preys on people and uses them.

@tonyduncan7608 Год назад

And others round him let him

@cityhawk Год назад

@@melanieparker To stay living in Malibu with little to no money, you have to have no shame.

@kenadams9725 Год назад

He’s a leech

@keithoutlaw6493 Год назад

Hes a cockroach

@channelforwhat Год назад

It's even more funnier to let Alan talk about who would be picking up the tab , when Charlie already had Alan's 'forgot at home' wallet with him the entire time.

@RaduRadonys Год назад

Maybe Alan planned to pay with his watch or phone?

@TheMintedAero1993 Год назад

@@RaduRadonys this was before that was possible

@redhood444 14 дней назад

Man Charlie the goat

@brucegilbert7243 Год назад

" The Lost Wallet of Alan Harper."

@maxxymrice6200 10 месяцев назад

5:30 Alan stealing gas from Charlie over 37 dollars is one of his most insufferable moments and the worst example of him being cheap.

@batmanrocks6727 8 месяцев назад

Yeah, but Alan lost thousands of dollars because Charlie was sleeping with Alan's divorce lawayer

@O.G.H. 7 месяцев назад

Well, being dirt-poor, Alan basically has no means left to be generous. So being cheap is not a choice, its a survival condition. There is an episode, where he earns better by chiropracting a wealthy customer, and he takes care of the check and gives Jake extra money for stuff, which shows he is generous when he can afford it.

@maxxymrice6200 6 месяцев назад

@@O.G.H. He was poor because of childcare and alimony, which he stopped paying in season 4 and Charlie continued to let him live rent-free and pay for all his meals. Eventually, his cheapness became insufferable.

@daniel16.4 3 месяца назад

38 😂

@angieelkey300 2 месяца назад

Omg

@davido5496 Год назад

Imagine being this good at saving money but still have none!

@HieuMinh-nw2gc Год назад

because Judith sucks him dry :)))

@merengue7139 Год назад

“I’m not cheap, I’m broke. There’s a difference” - Alan Harper

@EagleOneM1953 Год назад

What about the concept of alimony is unclear to you? You don't get to keep any of it. It may be a few thousand dollars per month, plus the costs of rent and running his office with a receptionist, even one at minimum wage... it all adds up fast...

@legendaryjimbob7685 Год назад

@@EagleOneM1953 What rent? His literally leeching off Charlie, and never pays rent. Yeah he did "try" to start paying rent to get more rights in the house, but it was mentioned on the show that he did so, like once or twice over the several years of living there

@patthonsirilim5739 11 месяцев назад

maybe 50k a year in alimony might have somthing to do with him living pay check to paycheck.

@nomoreheroes98 Год назад

As much as Judith was an evil character, you can't feel too sorry for Alan just being a massive doormat.

@spartan101ful Год назад

Yeah, Alan should have just gone to Evelyn for help at some point. It's implied she knows a lot of rich and powerful people in Hollywood who could have helped him out with the divorce.

@Neglelakkruler Год назад

there is a reason why she got tired of alan as she once said his need of constant control and his cheapness annoyed her so much.

@nomoreheroes98 Год назад

@@Neglelakkruler I feel Judith is totally justified in kicking Alan out, but her actions from that point on make her such an evil character.

@merengue7139 Год назад

@@nomoreheroes98ayo Judith is definitely evil. Almost every interaction she’s had one the show with the brothers Harper and often even Jake and Herb are very ugly. My gf hates her and her energy 😂

@devanov3103 Год назад

@@nomoreheroes98 She's just as petty and bigoted as Alan is, they deserved each other.

@stevehartman1730 Год назад

My late brother was exactly like Alan...drove me nuts. My oldest brother was just like Charlie

@MareZcare Год назад

You dont even have brothers...dont lie

@abetteryou6282 Год назад

Marty and arty

@stevehartman1730 2 месяца назад

Mare n abet. How would u know ive 4 bros

@EagleOneM1953 Год назад

Few people may have noticed but Jon Cryer performed his own stunts throughout the whole series. I remember the one where he gets tased and is contorting on the hallway floor, the other one where he dives for the corner after the girl he's breaking up with flips open her lighter and he thinks it's a gun and here how he jumps on the seat's backrest and falls backwards. He could have hit his head on the edge of the stone step behind him or the table on it... Much underrated actor who in my opinion was a great part of the success of the series... Brilliant how he played the scene with the lighter and adjusting his book.....

@JackMcLeodJr Год назад

Agree, Jon Cryer is very underappreciated overall. The only reason I continued to watch it after Charlie left was because of him. An excellent comic actor. It wouldn't have worked if anybody else had been cast as Alan. Great chemistry with Charlie.

@jonathanpretty5031 Год назад

Cryer is hilarious

@mattmojo105 Год назад

I think you can tell you kind of donations too though. (Maybe I'm wrong. ( But still a great actor nonetheless.

@freakzilla9975 Год назад

6:18 that is an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@krystalvideos 10 месяцев назад

I find Alan's constant mooching sometimes a bit amusing due to how elaborate he can be, but this one scene 4:12 makes me always feel unspeakable rage towards him as a character, given how much Charlie pays for and has up til that point and he tries to squeeze more money out of Charlie. He should of given it without a whisper of a complaint. I rarely swear but I swear up a storm during this scene. I wish Charlie set him on fire, but gaged him first so we don't have to hear his high pitch yelling.

@Rj-ij6ko 8 месяцев назад

I still think Alan’s cheapest moment was when he was having a heart attack he still managed to crawl to pick up the 100$ Walden dropped

@fabiosantana2998 5 месяцев назад

nobody watched this show after Charlie left

@reedschneider6587 2 месяца назад

like the worm he is

@jackmilligan1023 6 месяцев назад

Charlie Sheen carried Two and a Half Men!!!!

@jacktheladstevens 2 месяца назад

😄 Alan Harper is a legend

@jerrydboss7251 Год назад

Alan almost rivals Mr Krabs😅😅😅

@charlesbrowning9748 Год назад

There was an episode where Charlie found Alan's stash of cash. Alan had 50000 dollars squirreled away. Until Charlie found it.

@BigboyRoy100 Год назад

In his lamp LOL.

@kallemetsahalme5701 Год назад

and 49000 of those were gotten from charlie one way or another

@rickysan6772 Год назад

it’s not 50.000 but 5.000 dollars

@alexanderpytko5394 11 месяцев назад

Yeah, it was $5,000 in dollar bills. Alan said that whenever someone in his office paid in cash, he puts it away for when he's an old man because he doesn't think he's going to be able to depend on Jake to take care of him when he's an old man.

@K.Spade7902 10 месяцев назад

$5,000

@aryanrai1280 Год назад

The one where they face off in the toilet for who is going to pay the money for the dates is also an example.

@K.Spade7902 Год назад

That was hilarious! In Alan's defense, his ex cleaned him out in the divorce really bad! 💰

@melanieparker Год назад

@@K.Spade7902 Who's fault is that?

@bernardybernardy Год назад

I think Alan biggest quality is : HE IS HELL OF A SURVIVOR !

@fredrichardson8647 3 месяца назад

that because everybody lets alan get away with not paying for anything

@MrMovielover17 2 месяца назад

Alan reminds me alot of Jerry from rick and morty.

@wadstur8429 Месяц назад

Cockroaches, Rats and Alan Harper…. all of them find a way to survive 😅

@germanrgd Год назад

6:13 priceless what says Evelyn 😂🤣

@tomascostanzo3673 Год назад

Charlie said it, once, he's not a termite because one can get rid of termites

@theman1412 Год назад

5:31, YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

@JackMcLeodJr Год назад

Even though I bought the full DVD boxset when I see Two And a Half Men I click straightaway. 2:57 Always cracks me up. "We never double!" "That's not an accident, Alan!" "Oh Jeez, I walked out of the house without my wallet, can you believe that??" "Strangely enough - I can!" 😂

@kathykath3884 Год назад

😆

@melanieparker Год назад

I HATE how Chelsea enabled Alan throughout her run on this show.

@fonkamex Год назад

Chelsea was the worst hypocrite

@Aemilius46 Год назад

I honestly don't blame Judith! Alan runs when he owes money, yet when someone owes him he turns into a even Worse Parasite.... 🤦

@eternallucifer7709 6 месяцев назад

I certainly blame her. She was married to the guy, had a son with him, and was with him for years yet she never thought for a second that Alan might need therapy, even though he and Charlie were extremely vocal about how their mother ruined their lives. Nope, instead she painted him out to be some buggy man that ruined her life.

@1987FX16 5 месяцев назад

And "she has a nice rack."

@keith7644 15 дней назад

@@eternallucifer7709Alan shouldn’t a let her be a stay at home mom

@rodolfocesar2945 12 дней назад

judith is the reason he doesn have money, before the start of the series he and charlie didn't even need to saw each other

@PakiFighter 2 месяца назад

I know exactly how Charlie feels. My younger brother AND his wife and kid, lived with me for 8 years for free. The POS never paid for anything. Thank God he is out, and I'm never letting him come back again.

@59771006 Год назад

“Do me a favour say preposterous again”

@christopherbako Год назад

Jake was a great actor, he helped the show. Until...Eldrige and the dummy.

@hydrangeas_lover Год назад

I feel like they dumbed him down literally bc the character he use to be wasn't one dimensional and to continue the show with Walden would not create the same chemistry he had with Charlie. Walden is a pretty boring character with no real story. Alan, Charlie and Jake are family. With Walden Jake was a byproduct of Alan remaining. It's sad unfortunately. I always felt like I was watching 2 shows when Walden came on.

@borislovothered8124 Год назад

hate alan but man charlie does love him

@melanieparker Год назад

He must if he can truly tolerate his slimy cheapness. I wouldn't put up with it.

@doreenanderson6513 Год назад

Happy 20 years Two and a Half Men

@explore_desi Год назад

24.50 please 😂😅

@maxxymrice6200 10 месяцев назад

Evelyn: Before we waste money on a lawyer, how is 30 days alone in a prison cell with no friends any different than 2 months on your brother's coach?

@dongholiothesecond3324 Год назад

There's a difference between cheap and broke.

@marckristensen946 Год назад

I guess he's both

@melanieparker Год назад

He chooses to be because he knows Charlie will take care of him.

@marckristensen946 Год назад

Yes, like a sponge

@fredrichardson8647 4 месяца назад

when alan said throw in a bagle dog ,i would have walk away and told alan your own your own

@AmorphisBob 8 месяцев назад

Everything Rick said about Jerry in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy" is true for Alan. "You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think "Oh, this poor piece of sh*t, he never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I'll guess I'll hire him, or marry him."

@seangriffin2053 10 месяцев назад

Chelsea, if you think taking care of Alan is an obligation, let's see how fun you think it is.

@eternallucifer7709 6 месяцев назад

That scene was the show showing how unbelievably fucked up their family was and that Alan was treated as a punching bag by Charlie and his mother, and what you took away from it is that Alan is a pest? Ever thought that the whole reason why he is a pest is exactly because he had been suffering that kind of treatment if whole life?

@TheDreamingGod-tz4dq 22 дня назад

@@eternallucifer7709Chelsea, is that you? You suck.

@keith7644 15 дней назад

no they all told him not to marry Judith he did it anyway & is now paying alimony and he doesn’t pay rent

@MaddisonDwyer-hy8lc 2 месяца назад

what a good tv show

@pawanchauhan7149 4 месяца назад

Best show ever!

@JohnnyCBCS 6 месяцев назад

40 dollars is indeed the adult level of 5 dollars as a kid

@Goldone99 Год назад

Zip Code 🤣

@bwwestman 4 месяца назад

There was also the episode where Charlie finds about $5,000 hidden inside Alan's lamp.

@tornadohunter1054 3 месяца назад

Season 4 Episode 9.

@TharsanJeyachandran Год назад

how is he so broke he has a good job lit ep

@martintolovski Год назад

Alan vs. Kramer, who is the better mooch, vote please 😂

@mikekling7144 Год назад

Kramer had his own place at least.

@martintolovski Год назад

@@mikekling7144 with a hot tub too

@chandankumar-jo7rf Год назад

Alan is the clear winner

@meadster308 Год назад

Alan lives in a beach house but Kramer does nothing, falls sss backwards into money, mooches from his neighbor, and has sex without dating. Now, that's a fantasy camp.

@charlesbrowning9748 Год назад

Alan hands down.

@GaryJrWesley-ou2tx 9 месяцев назад

Little brothers Mayne 😂😂😂😂

@queunlimited4779 Год назад

Duuugh! It goes by Income! 🙄 It's not brain surgery. Go in front of judge and ask for a adjustment! Don't even need a lawyer for it! Can get forms or a template for a motion off the net. Courthouse staff will also direct, not give legal advice. Course, THEY NEEEVVVER PUT THAT USEFUL INFORMATION IN MOVIES. Keeping Us Ignorant and Dependant😡

@erisveseli Год назад

And he can also say that judith gives him receipts for jake even thought he pays child support

@stuartmcgill3599 Год назад

Or just use a male lawyer

@ericgarringer6911 Год назад

The only things to survive a nuclear holocaust is Alan & cockroaches lmfao

@jefflevenhagen 9 месяцев назад

Someone like that used to stop getting help. He needs to fail so he stops doing whatever he's doing 😂

@atheistrahulsharma3880 Год назад

Only cockroaches and Alan can survive a nuclear fallout

@jonnovember2136 5 месяцев назад

It reminds me of my older brother pulling this crap!!😔💸

@shadow_crne1030 9 месяцев назад

Honestly I'd rather have a friend like Charlie than Alan.............. that guys is an emotional wreck.

@lmc4964 Год назад

you can just picture Judith yelling down the phone

@chungwaichothe1034 2 месяца назад

Myesterious wallet of Alan 😂😂😂😂

@rickyhorndanczenacaweavfan3346 8 месяцев назад

I’m curious who the stuntman was when allan flew over the chair 4:39

@dostonUergashev 8 месяцев назад

How does a chiropractor make no money

@skylurk5145 7 месяцев назад

anyone ever noticed that if you swapped the consonants in Alan's name, you get left with a dirty word? Just me?

@peekaboo5059 10 месяцев назад

6:16 thats an honor

@Chazdachap Год назад

I'm really sad they got rid of Charlie that guy was the show

@felixnobauer769 Год назад

Alan is getting paid everything and then wants his 38 dollars so badly 😑🤣

@phuckyoutube5927 Год назад

Give it up you killed this show

@mjack1935 Год назад

alan,... whats not to hate about this guy?

@patrickdornoff2735 Год назад

hes a good man just has rotten luck in life

@ashokthapa5180 10 месяцев назад

@@patrickdornoff2735 luck? He is a dumbass to lose everything to woman.

@keith7644 20 дней назад

that’s not luck he should a stop giving money to women

@crystalbarnes2128 Год назад

😂 I really wanna know how to save money though

@mikemichailidis1685 Год назад

Keep sponging your elder brother 😂

@kiranramapuri716 Год назад

Charlie forever

@kandiman562 Год назад

I miss the original cast

@zijopoljo 10 месяцев назад

I CAN TELL YOU !!!! THAT (ALAN-JOHN CRYER DUDE) BEHAVE SAME IN PRIVATE LIFE LIKE IN SHOW ...😂😂😂

@Rosalba3440 Год назад

Alan the free loader, and strawberry shortcake (Melissa)

@neilgerace355 Месяц назад

0:54 Alimony? We don't need no steenking alimony!

@kattyparry1388 9 месяцев назад

5:49 please throw him out

@Alkelly-hh6rv 9 месяцев назад

How could he not remember something that important.

@enviosinterdimencionales8612 8 месяцев назад

that was beautiful.

@alexanderpytko5394 11 месяцев назад

Alan: I am not cheap. LIAR!!!

@90PBO 9 месяцев назад

If I were Charlie, in the cinema I would have said "OK, then nothing to eat"

@fredrichardson8647 4 месяца назад

if I was Charlie I would just walk away and leave alan standing there

@srinath6247 2 месяца назад

That's an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂

@retryisall Год назад

Alanmony!!!

@natecellini6109 8 месяцев назад

I think it's funny how Alan gets on Jake about jus rolling through life doin the bare minimum when that's literally all Alan does...he loves being a freeloader and doesn't even care

@darkjester7914 Год назад

Episode ? 😂 4:24

@KusogeMan 7 месяцев назад

5:22 he should have set the fire

@jackmilligan1023 6 месяцев назад

Two and a Half Men should’ve ended after Sheen was let go.

@andrewcharles459 Месяц назад

When I don't have enough money to pay my own way when I go out - even if it's understood ahead of time I won't be paying - I don't go. Things happen, and there's absolutely nothing more humiliating than not having enough to pay for what I just ate or drank.

@MrJ0mmy 9 месяцев назад

24.50 PLEASE!!

@ninh05 Год назад

They only way this fukking make sense is Charlie is making up for all the f up shit he did to Alan when they were young.

@nuclearmatt8119 4 месяца назад

Let's not forget that Alan was stealing his son's change jar to pay for shit for his girlfriend. I'm surprised Jake didn't rat him out immediately to Judith.

@konpsymusic 7 месяцев назад

how do you think he got there 🤣

@Trtevoorryu Год назад

Alan was my least favorite person. How can you be poor and also be a chiropractor?

@XBarajasX Год назад

Alamoney was almost his entire earnings, plus his savings for old Alan

@brucegilbert7243 Год назад

An Asian massage parlour opens up next door!

@cokebenni 9 месяцев назад

I just noticed something, if Alan didn’t punch that guy, he never would’ve gone to jail meaning he never would’ve met that one lawyer that Chelsea had the hots for also meaning Chelsea never would’ve left Charlie, so Alan is responsible for Charlie and Chelsea breaking up

@jameshaggerty8348 9 месяцев назад

Pretty much.

@HAL-bo5lr 8 месяцев назад

@@jameshaggerty8348 Charlie did once sleep and then break up with Alan’s divorce lawyer. That led to Alan being forced to basically hand over his life to Judith. As Alan himself once said, “The student has become the master.”

@User2100 5 месяцев назад

And Mia aswell when Charlie refused to marry Mia because she wanted him out but I don't think Mia was good for Charlie anyways .

@stevehartman1730 2 месяца назад

I had a buddy like Alan v v cheap a double dipping

@kennybegeske8824 5 месяцев назад

That's My Goal To Save More Money

@miquelr2353 9 месяцев назад

Alan always left his wallet at home. Absolutely shameless

@dont6441 11 месяцев назад

1:20

@carlossanjurjo6385 Год назад

Nobody doin of stupidlike Alan is perfec always

@ronaldg7522 7 месяцев назад

How does he don't have money when he lives rent free?

@ericnelson9100 Месяц назад

Alan's Volvo was a 1998; he was still making payments on that in 2006?

@Werdna7625 Год назад

Every one is the same , like my neighbours

@marilynabraham5528 Год назад

Just b a mooch!

@voltairebanquirigo1119 9 месяцев назад

Living with your brother or parents and family are not an issue for us filipinos in fact it is imperative that your family brother parents help you or live with them. Because if you dont people will say why didnt you help your brother and as the hollies said: he aint heavy hes my brother