Evolution of the White Girl 

I literally got left by a woman like this. I am literally John 🤣. Last I heard she dropped out of University a few times and is married to a guy while trying to sleep with her much older boss. She has a kink for older men in power but also blames the patriarchy for all her woes.

This is fucking wildly accurate. No one else tells it like this. The wall cometh.

John is a real one. Super based. Probably a hard working tradie with a 10/10 Hungarian model. Keep slaying those dragons john

The baby photos thing is so true. So many are obsessed with sharing photos of their kid 24/7.

First you laugh, the you cry laugh, then you just cry because you realize Neel didn't do a skit, he did a documentary.

So this is how Karens are made. It's terrifyingly amazing how accurate this tends to be.

How did you manage to dig up all that real life video footage of that horribly insecure woman's life?

When the white girl has a better beard than most men 🥲

"guess I have to find a husband on one of these apps before my eggs dry up" 🤣🤣🤣 I'll tell ya...the wall remains undefeated

In true Neel Kolhatkar fashion we need Evolution of the White boy/man next.

So f true on point exactly. This not comedy this is reality.

Damn Neel, you're gonna get cancelled if you keep dropping truth bombs like this, but lets enjoy it while it lasts.

The final stage is becoming a Karen. It seems accurate lmao

I swear I saw the yellow Super Sayan energy waves when he yelled "MANAGER!"

This is so accurate, I'd be surprised you didn't conduct peer reviewed research as the source material for this video

“It’s all about settling- I mean, waiting for the right one” chef’s kiss

"internalised misogyny" 💀

Bro !!! Where have you been all this time man. What a bloody genius ! Just too damn good.

Why in England is it that at 18 they all fuse into one…

The hair is weirdly good

As a White man. I can confirm

Why does this feel like it’s probably like 95% accurate hahaha

I don't know why, but all the European girls I met so far online (England, France and Scotland ) , were single mothers by the age of 21. I mean is this some kind of a trend there ?

Funny, but also kinda sad really "Euro gap year, where are all the poor brown children? I need a photo!" Bruh, did she go straight to a refugee camp 🤣

As a brown guy dating a white girl, I can confirm this

Lmao am dying, I miss this kind of humour

01:09 - 01:17 Neel, warn us all when you bring a flamethrower to the knife fight next time, fam. That burn was MUCH TOO SICK. LOL XD

It's funny because it's true. 😂

Dude you're being way too accurate with this 👀👀👀 they're not gonna like this one 😂😂. This isn't comedy it's a real life documentary

Accurate and comedic.

Stereotypes are still funny for me, got a good giggle.

Neel woke up and chose all that smoke... and asked with a side of violence...

Just brilliant. Again.

And that's how a Karen is made 🙏😂

spot on!

Neeeeeeeeeel! Good to see i'm not the only Kollektivet fan ^_^

Holy shit this is epic

This is SO accurate lmao

Freaking brilliant!!!!!!

The fitness chick killed me!!

You have something here. This format could work for a lot of people

Omg sooo true! can name at least 30 people i knew like that! hahah but you forget ~travels the world " phase

“Well I guess I’ll have to find a husbbyand on one of these apps before my eggs dry up” What’s really sad is there’s a lot of women who aren’t capable of being good mothers, I speak from experience. A lot of this skit is absolutely my mother except she had me at 20, got divorced at 30, abandoned me for 2 years with my father (he wasn’t the best, he was also abusive, but he was actually consistent and actually there) before deciding she wanted custody, got preferential treatment because she was female and the mother, and proceeded to neglect me, go through her hoe phase for several years where she’d abandon me to sleep with random men and party, forced me to care for and bring up my own brother when I was a child, enabled my brothers violent abuse towards me, and was psychologically abusive and extremely manipulative. As an adult I had very low contact (now fully no contact for a few years) and she CONSTANTLY complained how “nobody wants to date a single mother”, I’d left home by this point and had been housed by a youth charity that helped kids from broken backgrounds at 18/19, but my brother still lived with her, he didn’t go to school, didn’t work, didn’t contribute to the house or society in any meaningful way, she bought him cigarettes and alcohol and enabled his underage drinking, let him have loud house parties every single weekend where the cops got phoned all the time (this happened a lot when I lived at home, I was the only person working full time, about 40-50 hours a week, whilst in college, classes in the day and work in the evening/night), she’d been arrested several times for physically fighting with neighbours and “defending” her son (a violent bully), all whilst she liked going out and sleeping with random men, was a very neglectful, abusive mother, couldn’t hold down a job, was incredibly irresponsible and didn’t like paying her bills on time (if at all), and as kids she moved us from flat to flat because she kept getting evicted for not paying rent despite getting child support payments from my father every single month, totally enabled my brothers abusive behaviour, acted the victim (still does), and somehow believed the world owed her. Yet she somehow believed men were being unfair on dating apps because she was a single mother, when realistically she just didn’t offer anything to a relationship, she psychologically abused me and enabled my brothers physically violent abuse towards me, was incredibly irresponsible, couldn’t be bothered caring for her children, spent all my fathers child support on herself, got us evicted several times, refused to pay bills and debts, changed her surname a few times when moving to hide from debt collectors, slept around with random men if they even had a wee bit of money, couldn’t hold down a job which she attempted to claim was because of her age and how employers were ageist, when realistically she was a terrible employee with horrid attitude, was extremely entitled, played the victim, was extremely manipulative and felt the world owed her, and yet was somehow surprised she wasn’t seen as desirable in the world of dating… a single mother who abused the eldest child, favoured the youngest child, was irresponsible, immature, slept around in hopes of getting money from men, was an obvious gold digger, refused to take any responsibility in the world, extremely selfish, and had an inflated ego. Yes, she absolutely blamed all the men for not finding her attractive, because of course it couldn’t be her fault, because _obviously_ she was a super great catch. If she did find someone online to date it would never last long because they’d figure out what she was truly like very quickly when they noticed her eldest child was in college full time, working full time, bringing up her son that she couldn’t be bothered to for, responsible for the household, and too terrified to be outside my bedroom if I had any time to myself and would quickly retreat and stay hidden, so naturally she started blaming me, that it was my fault she couldn’t find random men to date/screw out if their money. I saw so many guys that I started calling them by the wrong names on purpose “Oh, hey… Kevin?” “Who’s Kevin? I’m Malcolm…” “Oh, apologies, it’s hard to keep up, think she was seeing him a couple weeks ago, something happened and then she met you, no idea otherwise” I didn’t have a lot of power and internet dating was becoming more common and booming in the 2010s, but I had enough power to give a subtle warning, that these random men were disposable. Sorry for the hella long rant, I just see so much of my mother in the behaviours you portrayed, it’s actually frustrating how sadly common this is tho. Personally I’m permanently disabled with mobility issues and mostly bedridden, and given government disability assistance, I stayed single for several years learning to be happy by myself and for a long time, stayed away from relationships, because I didn’t want to be anything like my mother and can’t stand the idea of dating randoms and expecting them to hand me the worlds riches, and would like to find someone who’s okay with my disabilities - but will totally understand if they’re not, I can’t have children, can’t carry to term, diagnosed PTSD and permanent nerve damage, I’d totally understand if a potential partner said they can’t deal with my disabilities as that’s their personal preferences - and someone who is right for me. Not my mothers behaviour of “Mr right now”, I’d much rather meet “Mrs/Mr right for me and completes me”. It’s actually terrifying knowing how common this entire behaviour is in entitled females, who believe they can make a dating account and believe they can get the attention of desperately lonely men and are then taken complete advantage of, I just really hate it as I’ve seen it happen so many times, and then these females act as if they’re the victims for taking advantage of men online, and it just angers me that folk are completely okay with this. It’s also acceptable for me to not date and have these opinions, but if a guy doesn’t want to date and wants to avoid toxic women who take advantage, they’re suddenly “problematic”

Oh man, that's too accurate.

I was right on track until my mid 20s. 🤣Fortunately for me I stayed in love with “John”, he red pulled me hard, and we are a happy family with children now.

On the point.

This is elite content

26, the story of my life! Damn Neel 😂

It's offensive. I love it!

Bruh. This is accurate af 😂😂😂

Holy crap this is gold

this was scary accurate

Completely brilliant

Karen going super sayan at the end

SPOT ON!!

that was quite accurate ..

A hilarious but sad state of affairs

I expected you'd include the consequences of having a kid at 38, having kids that late isn't fun at all considering how much energy they have, how much patience you need and she'd be getting health problems like back pains etc. When the kid is 16 she'd be 54, such old people don't usually tolerate such young people very well.

Nailed it

Back to the Future flashed before my VR burnt eyes

Great video as always, Neel. Shame the comments section is so cooked.

So funny. So true but also soooooo sad!

Yup!

Hi, I've read through the comments on this, including from including from Zombie Sazza. I was also the "John" in the sketch, and now, married, children and a business, I still get flirted at by women in their 30s. As a comedy sketch it obviously exaggerates things somewhat, but still it rings true for a lot of people.

Tragically true.

Bwhahaha!! Its like looking into a mirror! Love ya work! :)

i still love them

It all makes sense now

Scary accurate.

Can we get some W’s in the chat for John? Man is Houdini

This is the story of Margaret.

So true

Yas Queen Digital Marketing Agency 😂😂😂😂😂😂

accurate.

that’s pretty much what I see everywhere

“I’ve always been very inclusive and left-wing, but transgenders in female sports… no” That’s just common sense lmao

So at 50 Americans became a Karen?

Press 9 to speak to the manager

Brilliant.

We need to stop calling it "settling" when it's simply when supply and demand curves intersect.

💯 accurate 🤣😂

✌️This is a Documentary✌️

Lol you forgot to include "living my best life" and "hump day".... and girls going crazy over mr bright side

Sounds right

Neel BEEN based 🔥

This is pure gold!!!lol love it. Not just white girls but seems like most modern day feminist now

Whew... that was a bit too real for me dog.

lmaooo the "transgenders in womens sports" too good

Yes brooooo...end it with a Karennnnnnnnnnn!

I’m John it turns out. Right now in the “im dumped” phase.

I am not sure how to feel. You were funny and so correct. Hmmmm

this is why men dont want to get married anymore.

Fcking loved this vid..so true of most white girls🤣🤣

story of my life

I’m ded 😂

its documentary

Horrifying and hilarious

This video is painful to watch because it's true...

john...... Cena?

The only thing that hasn't changed is that they never shut up.