Evolve hype to dead playerbase 

'YOU'RE GIVING ME A GUN THAT'S PAINTED BLUE AND YOU WANNA CHARGE ME TWO DOLLARS!' How times have changed. Now everybody seems to accept things like that...

0:48 'Damn I love playing that game! ...I know it's so much fun!' It seems that the two didn't know what the producer meant by 'try not to act like you're being held hostage'

“A GAMER’S GAME” “MAKES YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU BECAME A GAMER” It’s shit like that that I avoid these days

honestly the words "By the creators of L4D" now currently means nothing Left 4 Dead is big proof that Valve can incredibly improve a game as long they have the final say on what goes

how do i get a game company to pay me to lie for them?

three years from now I'll go back and watch some old CrowbCat videos and think to myself, "god damn these videos are still fun."

"Putting the controller on my nuts as it vibrates is the most satisfying thing I get out of this game" - reviewer

"From the creators of Left 4 Dead" really is becoming a meme at this point. More accurately, they should say "From 7 of the 184 Developers that worked on Left 4 Dead", but I guess that just wouldn't be as strong of a selling point, hm?

I legitimately forgot this game was even a thing.

"Damn i love playing that game" "I know its so much fun" Thats a normal conversation for sure.

I almost bought this game, then the GameStop dude stopped me and told me it was a dead game, and not to waste my money. Nice dude. Edit: A lot of people are saying that this didn’t happen. It did happen, but it’s disappointing to hear that people don’t believe there’s kind people out there who care more about others even more than their job. I suppose, more than that, there are a lot of liars on the internet that make up stories. Unfortunately, that almost prevents me from sharing mine.

I remember not long ago all the shills and consumers were going "OMG! Back 4 Blood will be the L4D sequel we want!" and I kept saying "Hey, remember Evolve the game made by the same studio that was dead three months after launch and all the shills said it was the spiritual sequel to L4D?"

0:48 Oblivion NPC dialogue

0:49 The girl in the left wasnt even trying come on

And now İts free to play. What a Shocker.

"Do you think its worth 60 dollars?" "Yeah... I d- I do." He can't even convince himself

"you want to give me a gun that's painted blue and charge me TWO DOLLARS?" csgo in a nutshell

I completely forgot about this game.

The voice acting at 0:48 is so monotone even the automatic english captions could tell what they were saying with 100% accuracy

"It's not even good DLC! It's not even good cosmetic skins. Look at this shit, they didn't put EFFORT into it!" An omen that cuts me deep

Last game I paid a full price for was the Orange Box in '07.

Guy at the end's nostrils holy shit

I completely forgot this game existed.

This channel is a archive of long forgotten gaming failures and I love it

"THEY GAVE IT A 9!!!!" Gets me every time xD

That ending tho.

"who plays a game and says YEAH i wanna run some more!" Dayz players: ..........

"This is a Gamers Game" that is definitly one of the quotes of all time

Can we talk about how much we hate the phrase “from the makers of ---“ when it’s maybe like 2 map makers from the game theyre piggy backing off of

"it's a gamers game" Aren't all games gamers games? "It's an eaters food, makes you remember why you became an eater"

0:47 The fuck? That was the most staged, read-off-the-script shit I have ever heard.

People have use the phrase “dead/dying game” incorrectly all the time. But in this case here, Evolve is ACTUALLY a “dead game”, because there IS actual proof that the player count went down (steam charts), and the game has shut down its servers after nobody is playing this game anymore.

3:50 holy shit when this guy sneezes they gotta name a new hurricane

0:31 Can you imagine if someone walked out of a film screening and said "This made me remember why I became a movie watcher"

"It'll make you remember why you became a gamer" There's something about that sentence that makes me cringe but I can't quite put my finger on it.

‘Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.’

I don't know if anyone saw that review at 3:10 "putting the controller on my nuts while it vibrates is the most exciting thing I get out of this game" That was Hilarious.

0:32 “it make you remember why you became a gamer” *cringe so hard*

0:48 "Damn I love playing that game" "I know it's so much fun" "Evolve is super fun" Blonde in the middle: *Kill me right now*

"Hopefully 3 year from now" it's been 4 years and I'm pretty sure more people know about the E.T game than Evolve.

I love the guy that's screaming about the cosmetics

I remember when BRINK was supposed to be "the next big thing" too. Fuckin sad/hilarious

2016 was really a diffrent vibe

Was gonna buy this game, ended up having to go to Africa for the summer. When I came back the game was beyond dead, bless the motherland for saving me $60

"I LOVE PLAYING THAT GAME" "YEAH ITS SO FUN" Sounds like fucking robots.

If a game is ever described as "a gamer's game" , then that should be your first sign not to buy it.

Who's here after a $2 gun skin nowadays is considered cheap and a good deal

Was gonna buy this game, ended up in a plane crash and surviving on an island for 3 years alone until I was rescued by cannibal pirates. Still respect that plane for helping me avoid that purchase.

0:47 2 NPCs talking with a player in the middle

$15 for one monster dlc is the normal standard in 2024

Guess you could say evolve was... Left for dead

"and it's gone."

"the world will be a better place without politicians because all they are good at is lying" Meanwhile at E3

Marketing 10/10 Actual game 0.1/10

The concept for the game is actually quite brilliant. I'd love to see it be tackled by a more capable development team.

Kinda funny looking back how much people freaked out about the micro-transactions. Now this is just the norm.

IGN: -Evolve 9/10 Amazing. -Doom 7.1/10 ...good. ...yeah...

Looking back at this, "gamer culture" seems to be really, really cringey. Like, it makes me feel dirty to say "I'm a gamer" instead of "i play video games" and even then it sounds immature. Idk.

I see a trend there. Evolve was praised and hyped - then failed miserably. No Man's Sky got over 200 awards and was called the game of the century - miserably failed. So much for awards

2:27 I somehow can feel this guy's pain with that voice

0:48 Elyse - "What the fuck these guys are talking about?!?!"

3:47 This guy can exhale through his nose and create winds that rivals the speeds of a tornado

3:53 his nostrils are bigger than my future

My parents told me they were getting a divorce the night this game came out

I'm honestly surprised people were hyped for Back 4 Blood after this. It was so bad that everyone forgot about it, I guess.

Watching this again, I realized Back 4 Blood is following the same pattern as Evolve. Heavily marketed, broken, unbalanced, frustrating, and TRS ignores community feedback.

anyone wanna play

This, ladies and gentleman is the proof that awards mean nothing. The same goes for films. In the end its about the audience, not the critics.

I died when I realized Back4Blood was also made by the guys who made this. And the fact that they've been using the whole "From the creators of Left 4 Dead" even before B4B (even though it's only like 7 people who worked on L4D)

1. Never preorder.. 2. Dont trust anything and i mean everything and everyone on E3 event

0:48 "i know its so much fun" that was cringey

Considering how Back 4 Blood already has deluxe/ultimate editions planned as well as DLC on the horizon. It's safe to say Turtle Rock has learned absolutely fucking nothing from this experience.

I honestly loved how nonsymethric this game was and how cool monsters looked... while watching Let's Plays of it as a 12 year-old.

IGN gave it a 9.0?! I'm done with IGN

Everybody who makes games: welcome to the next generation of gaming *makes a bad game*

Everyone who was interviewed was paid to hype the game. They think gamers are stupid.

0:48 10/10 acting skills

"You're giving me a gun, that's painted blue, and you're charging me two dollars!" Lmfao angry joe😂😂😂

1:27 Anybody who uses a small pair of scissors to open a game wrapper is already not to be trusted.

It's funny how this game "spiked down" to peak Concord numbers on launch...

9 out of 10 IGN?… Must be legit.

0:48 idk why but it gets some of that oblivion dialogue vibe

should've just made left 4 dead 3

And they made evolve part 2 aka back for blood

Lmao, DSP "Because it's from the makers of Left 4 Dead we should forgive it?! NO!"

"Makes you think about why you're a gamer" It's safe to say no gamer will remember this game

That games leveling grind was more monsterous than the actual monsters

You do.a brilliant job editing your videos to prove your point, no needless commentary. Many RU-vidrs could learn from you; my opinion

I love how Crowbcat has the ending clip where he deletes the creators of Left 4 Dead line and replaces it with Evolve.

0:49 Elise's face sums it up pretty well.

Reminder: They say Evolve will be a franchise and this is the only one

3:48 jesus wtf is that nostril

I remember being 11 years old and wanting an open-world game where you could just drive around in your car, just like in GTA but minus the killing. I went to GameStop with my mother and we asked the guy in the reception for a game like that and he deadass recommended us evolve. I just only now realised how stupid that is.

wild how as the servers just jolt to life, everyone's playing it again... how long will that last.

Honestly, all these fake hype and all these interviews makes me sick even more than the game itself.

All I remember about playing this game was binge eating a pack of mega stuffed Oreos and feeling sad for two days.

Evolve more like devolve amirite

I feel like what we really need is like every critic should have a very specific page that portrays his or hers experience as a gamer. What games they play, at what difficulty, for how long, what are their stats at specific fields, like if you see that this person plays his second total FPS or only plays multiplayer or liked THAT campaign that you hated, you will know whether their opinion matters at all. TO YOU. I had a favourite team of critics because close to like 90% of their arguments, their positions, their grades, felt extremely close to mine. I've even met them offline and yes, they were just like me, same experience, similar taste in games. These are people I can trust not because of "brand" but because we share tastes. I can't trust some random person, even if they review a game for a big mag. I know nothing about them! I remember reading an article on some game, and I replayed it multiple times, from Easy to Veteran difficulties. And this game, I really don't remember what it was, had like this sort of security wheels on Very Easy mode. It was like a Story mode cheat, you know, built in to protect these unexperienced players. It felt really seamless, too, if I was a new player, I would love it. And I'm reading this article - and this loud, condescending reviewer is bashing the game for this mechanism, never acknowledging the difficulties. And I was like "Wait, lol, he thinks it's a core mechanic. He played the game on lowest difficulty and bashes something about the game's strength!"

I guess this game didn’t evolve well

*THEY GAVE IT A 9*