Experts Draft Their Top 5 Best Cookies (ft. Trent & Clem) 

Haven't watched yet. Chief is def taking Oatmeal Raisin round 1

*anytime peanut butter is mentioned* “i’ll eat peanut butter with a spoon as a little snack sometimes”- WSD

Does Chief ever like any pick other than his own? lol

I with Trent on not eating the Hershey kiss. I actually make them at Christmas but replace the kids with a Reese’s cup.

Clem w/ a whiff on #1....those cookies are 100X better when you swap the kiss for a mini PB cup.

Can we have a camera angle where everyone is shown at once?! Last episode is brutal with five people

WSD saying he eats peanut butter with a spoon for a snack for the 4,293rd time

So does chiefs mom make homemade cookies? I can’t tell or not

Dave with the worst takes. Doesn't like peanut butter cookies??? Then dogging sugar cookies. Takes M&M cookies lol. He's becoming chief and chief is actually good now.

We NEED a video of Dave’s first trip to Costco

Clem taking a blossom 1-1 is fucking insane

Clem seems like he’s the nicest guy at barstool

Hating on M&M cookies is WILD.

I love thin oreos...so easy to eat and good balance of cookie and icing and this is coming from a big double stuff guy

Dave not understanding the bit is soooo funny

WSD def won this draft. He played the hits

We need a Pop Tart Draft talking about Aldi they have the best Toaster Tarts but they need milk.

EL Fudge low key underrated. I have them over Oreos

We need a Sauces/Condiments drafts - 1/1 pick Chick-fil-a Sauce

Thank you gentlemen…. You guys are doing the Lords work with your insights…preach brothers

CHIEF CANT EVEN WRITE A BLOG, AND NOW HE WANTS TO INVENT A COOKIE. LMAOOO

I’m just here for clems honorable mentions

Damn...I would have joined the Trent party!!

If you told me Clem has never eaten a cookie I'd believe you

Sea salt is definitely a different cookie - absolutely different.

Ricotta and Pizzells should’ve been in top 15 picks

What happened in the other draft they got in trouble for ?

Why have the timestamps suddenly disappeared?

I'm way too far along in this draft for STROOPWAFEL and BISCOFF cookies to still be undrafted.

Cannot stand Oatmeal Chocolate Chip slander - it's the most flavourful base and the best topping put together

Trent’s chocolate chip take is spot on

Pumpkin cookie absolute steal.

How did we possibly not have anyone draft a good shortbread cookie??? …this is criminal

I been doing that cupcake trick for over a decade. Anne Hathaway nah

Anyone know what happened on the fast food draft they keep referencing? I've seen the draft but can't remember any significant slander of a sponsor which is all I can imagine happening? Always a great draft with Trent Daddy and Clem!

Can we get a video of what’s actually in Clems fridge/pantry

Why no time stamps?

The wafer cookies that are like pack of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry, sometimes lemon....might be an old lady pick but those are fire lol

No subway cookie mentions is a travesty

Stop pre debating everything. So much more entertaining when you naturally get into it.

Clem drafted two cookies I hadn’t heard of until today, rainbow and black & white. Insane picks

Get Trent Christianson on a draft lol

Why don’t you guys have pictures of everyone’s picks when they pick them? And have them up during the whole convo

Now I have to go watch the fast food draft again.

Drafting chocolate chip cookies with sea salt is like drafting them with milk

The disrespect to the peanut butter cookies is disgusting. Way better than chocolate chip

Why do they keep saying the draft that shall not be named?

Lofthouse cookies going undrafted is a crime

Random thought - can a Reese's Cup be considered a cookie?

Clem might need to lose some status after this performance. More peppermint and less gingerbread during the holidays? 3-4 other wild snack takes in this one. Hurts to say but he needs to look in a cookie mirror and do some reflecting.

Would oatmeal cream pie been draftable? Says sandwich cookie on Wikipedia.

Have the snake drafts always been pre recorded?

You could build a pretty damn good lineup just with the omissions on this one: 1. Butterscotch homemade 2. Girl Scout shortbread 3. Pepperidge Farm Chessmen 4. Famous Amos 5. Italian wedding cookie Also- Chips Ahoy regular chocolate chip are absolute trash. Maybe the worst chocolate chip cookie on the market

Love Clem, but his performance here was despicable

Shell of an M&M adds something to the cookie. Bunch of weirdos.

is a Fig newton considered a "cookie"?

great start to 2024..

Plain homemade shortbread cookies should of been drafted

No monster cookie. What’re we doinnnn. I don’t trust anyone’s cookie takes on here

Holy shit, I'm two rounds in and this is absolutely horrendous. There are so many that haven't gone yet that could replace most of these, fucking raisins in round 1 is trash.

Clem would look less regarded if he mixed up the headphones

Double Chocolate

Guys clean it up… we’re just going to let everyone draft the same cookies?? Love the show though 😂

If Grasshoppers and Soft Batch both go undrafted I’m going to be extremely disappointed.

Mint Milanos are S tier. Horrible draft here. Soooo many misses. THREE peanut butter cookies get drafted and no monster cookie?!

No Italian tree cookies?! Blasphemous

Lmaoooo @ WSDs chocolate chip cookies with sea salt. ALL TIME WORST DAVE PICK????!??! Right up there with bbq pulled beef sandwich in round 1 of sandiwch draft and mug rootbeer round 2 of soda draft.

Black and white cookies Peanut butter Oreos Thin mints Deep fried Oreos Frosted Italian cookies

Tates are amazing. They don’t tear up the roof of your mouth at all. They crumble so easily

Not being in Costco isn’t that weird, Clem is right

Replace chief and white sox dave with carl and his buddy jack daniels. Then this show will be watchable

Is it me or does Clem always act like he doesn't know where he should pick and always goes 1st

What was the fast food draft controversy?

Quite possibly the worst one one pick in snake draft history.

Italian Almond Cookie is actually a 1st round pick from the MAC conference

Stroopenwafels 🇳🇱

Shoutout entamens

I’ll bet it was castelani

No cookie cake is a travesty

Fat guy draft 👌 Eddie, Clem, Trent barstool large boys,,we see what you did here,,

macadamia nut cookies suck

I’m a burrata guy but oatmeal/chocolate chip cookies are not a thing

Why does Chief act like a health nut aka "When I'm feeling like a bad boy I'll eat a double stuff oreo" when he is about 80 lbs over weight? No offense, genuinely curious

Eddie slam dunk with Nutter Butter. Couple of good picks left off the board….Grandma’s Double Chocolate Chip cookies, Salerno’s Butter Cookies, and Nila Wafer Cookies.

Picking homemade shouldn’t be draftable. Everyone makes them different. How can you gage different ways people make them?

This might be the worst overall first round ever

Felt ashamed watching this one. Not the best performance from anyone

Chief should be disqualified from food drafts

So redundant

pepperidge farm cookies are trash. But the white chocolate macademia nut cookies from costco or subway both f---! So good!!!

Probably one of the worst number one picks ever. I mean cmon Clem. Those are mid at best. Think about how many cookies are out there and u take that shit. You literally could have gotten that with your fifth round spot.

Chief with the nastiest cookie ever. Oatmeal raisin is trash

The thin mints being drafted in the 4th round is an abomination... those are 1:1 cookies

chief sucks lol oatmeal?

Never heard of a black and white cookie until today. Awful pick

Cookies? Really? Who cares about cookies

this is the worst draft ever just not cookie guys.

subway or costco's white chocolate macadamia nut Homemade Ginger Molasses Cookies Golden Oreo Thins - the ratio of icing to cookie is perfect Homemade Shortbread with icing and the cherries ontop Oatmeal chocolate chip - fuck off with your raisins chief! Honourable Mentions: Double Stuff Fudge-o (might be canadian) Walkers Shortbread Biscoff Cookies Miniature m&m cookies Danish Tin Cookies - aka nanny's sewing kit cookies Lance get my board up there!

worst #1 overall in draft history.

Here comes all the WSD hate just because everyone does it…. When he has one of the best jobs ever while y’all working a 9-5 or some shitty factory. Dave is awesome and makes barstool Chicago awesome.