Explaining Every Political Ideology (any%) 

Rewatching this over and over until i pick a cool ideology that i can mould my entire personality around

Broke fascist: 300 years ago was great Woke anprim: 50000 years ago was great

Oh so you're a politician? Then name every political ideology. 😏 This guy:

Eco-Fascists: “If you touch the trees, I’ll break your knees!”

If you backwards longjump through neoliberalism, you can actually skip to the ancap tower which has a glitchy room which you can knock a mcnuke in and and sequence break to the end screen that normally happens after you fight the 4 off compass fusion

Timestamps: 0:00 - Neoliberalism and other forms of C*ntrism 1:28 - Technocracy 1:38 - Progressivism 2:05 - Libertarian Socialism 2:20 - Anarchism 2:50 - National-Anarchism 3:26 - Anarcha-Feminism 3:53 - Anarcho-Pacifism 4:13 - Anarcho-Primitivism 4:50 - Deep Ecology 5:16 - Transhumanism 5:35 - Posthumanism 6:02 - Fascism 7:22 - Theocracy (Includes Catholic, Islamic, Buddhist, Hindu, and Christian Theocracy) 7:57 - Clerical Fascism 8:40 - Constitutional Monarchism 8:56 - Absolute Monarchism 9:27 - Eco-Fascism 9:52 - Esoteric Fascism 10:36 - Homofascism 11:25 - Integralism 11:37 - National Socialism 11:42 - Zionism 11:47 - Conservatism 12:18 - Eco-Conservatism 12:31 - Authoritarian Capitalism 13:01 - Pinochetism 13:15 - Imperialism 13:29 - Corporatocracy 14:14 - Monarchism 14:19 - National Capitalism 14:37 - Neoconservatism 15:22 - Paleoconservatism 16:10 - Conservative Socialism 16:41 - National Bolshevism 16:57 - Distributism 17:56 - Longism 18:26 - Juche 18:33 - Left Communism 18:42 - Left Wing Nationalism 19:00 - Marxism-Leninism 19:10 - Monarcho-Socialism 19:14 - National Syndicalism 19:44 - Marxism 20:07 - Paternalistic Conservatism 20:19 - Posadism 20:42 - Socialism 21:03 - Strasserism 21:18 - Democratic Socialism 21:39 - Environmentalism 21:52 - Market Socialism 22:02 - Market Anarchism 22:04 - Anarcho-Nihilism & Post-Left Anarchism 23:15 - Georgism 23:20 - Geolibertarianism 23:27 - Mutualism 24:12 - Religious Anarchism 24:56 - Social Liberalism 25:26 - Agorism 25:36 - Anarcho-Capitalism 25:51 - Anarcho-Monarchism 26:27 - Green Libertarianism 26:33 - Paleolibertarianism 26:46 - Hoppeanism 27:29 - Libertarianism 27:37 - Minarchism 27:46 - Pink Capitalism 28:11 - Capitalism 28:23 - Feudalism 28:32 - Mercantilism 28:42 - Accelerationism 28:54 - Agrarianism 29:03 - Primalism 29:16 - Anti-Centrism

So any word that I can think of will be a political ideology if I add “ism”, “narchy”, or “cracy”?

Young people changing their ideologies like:

"I didnt include unimportant ideologies" >skips anarcho-communism

i can imagine a depressed polsci teacher putting on this when they don’t wanna do shit

Eco-Fascists: Save the trees not refugees

Why does this man look like if yandere dev wasn't an awful person and fell off the edge

Any% accelerationism until the planet collapses

"I have covered every single important ideology" Ancom: *cries in the corner*

"I am the senate" -Louie XIV

In a circular room of infinite corners. Sits an infinite number of people. Each person sits in a corner. Every cornered person Screams they they are right and everyone else is wrong. This continues forever. -Ideology

we did it boys. Politics is officially considered gaming. Which also probably explains why everyone is so violen-

Has he found a way to get the Posaidist glitch consistently? That saves a little under a minute.

Average political activism fan: 🤮 Average terrorism enjoyer: 😎

ironically i think this is the most unironic video he's done in a long time. like, that last bit is actually the most straightforward, understandable, and believable explanation of his opinion and political stance that I've seen in a while

Is he really not doing the “two cows” approach? Did the political philosophy speedrunning community ban it?

The fact that the US isn't Longist vs. Distributist instead of Democrat vs. conservative is one of the biggest wastes of potential.

“Progressives want to change stuff and conservatives want the stuff to stay the same” This man is a genius

“I don’t understand [Anaracho-primitivism] a lot to be honest” JREG OPINION REVEAL?

When is JReg gaming gonna challenge this speed run?

"I didn't include unimportant ideologies" >doesn't include my extremely niche and pointless offshoot of postleftism and capitalist individualism wow jreg, kinda acidic of you

“Monarcho-socialism is when Stalin puts on a crown” That made me laugh so hard irl lmao. Best definition of an ideology I’ve ever heard

"I won't get political after one drink" manifested as a person.

"Agorism is basically just when you want to buy guns off the black market and you turn that into a political ideology" Well, yeah

This will help mr a lot

"feudalism, dead ideology" ancaps: *inconspicuous whistling*

This is the Prequel to "I'm 16 and today I wanna become Political"

Why do a glitchless run when you could do an easy centrist skip and get a sub 15? Smh Jreg these are newbie strats.

Uuuh actually you missed my personal political position, anarcho-peepeepoopooism

I think this is the first time he’s portrayed Transhumanism accurately... One step closer to those robot arms...

I used to unironically be an Anarcho-Primitivist when I was 10 or 11 years old. I didn’t call it that but me and my brother wanted to return to being hunter-gatherers, found a tribe, and live primitively. We thought it was the only way to save the planet (+ we were OBSESSED with primitive survival) Edit: we were full on primalists, not just anarcho-primitivists

Anarcho-Solipsism: Nothing is real outside of my mind, especially the state.

I guess my ideology is dead now because some internet funnyman said so in his official politics speedrun.

anti centrism is just liberal intersectionality but based

Nobody: The guy that sits next to you at a party:

What about the "American normie" skip where there's the democrats and republicans and then you're done?

You just gonna pretend you didn't say Huey "Long-Dong" Long?

New paradox just dropped: Anti-Centrism in a world where the status quo is Anti-centrism. Solution???: The world is split into 4 quarters under different systems, forming an irl political compass. idk if that would work but it sound cool

Wow, anyone think that he seemed to be biased against _personal ideology_ ? Because _ideology_ actually _long description_

Me: never watches a video to the end Jreg makes 30 minute video Also me: time to attend a 30 minute lecture

The only reason egoism resonates with me is because its flag uses my favorite colot. Teal is best color.

11:28 It really bothers me that Integralism ball has a sigma (sum) symbol on it, instead of an integral symbol.

these, together with the centricide, are my favorite types of videos, you talking about random ideologies is so entertaining, keep at it please.

>Actually lists Anarcho-Monarchism >"Those are all the important ones" You did good, shrek. This post was brought to you by the Anarcho-Monarchist Gang.

"I don't know why I said that; I can't take it back. I'm doing this in one take." lmfao

just remember that there are people who disliked a video of a guy reading definitions because (since it's politics) they somehow got offeded by the definition of their own ideologies...

i have a feeling this is the kind of thing geeky high school kids will watch and feel cool talking about

Are the developers of this “political ideology” game going to react to this speedrun?

Oh boy time to window shop for an ideology and personality! Thanks for enabling me Jreg!

One thing I've learned about politics is that it's extremely complex and confusing so I'm just gonna pick my favorite color.

Statist: you can't just privatize every aspect of the government. Ancap: hold my beer.

My personal ideology is... get ready for it Esoteric National Minarcho-Monarchism with free healthcare and Mr.Bean characteristics

“Imagine not being a Chestertonian Distributist” Based

Everyone has a little bit of an anarcho-nihilist in them

Diet AnPrim: Return to pre-industrial revolution (return to horse) AnPrim: Return to pre-Agricultural revolution (return to monke) Extremist AnPrim: Return to ocean and abandon lungs (return to pre-invertebrate ancestor)

We need Ultra Posthuman Eco Progressivism, a global industrial plant.

I love your videos so much that I spend every lunch break and all my free time watching videos about wacky ideologies and politics, which I wasn't even interested about before I discovered your channel. Wow. Also thanks to you I leveled up my english with a shit ton of terminology, definitions and concepts. I love you Jeyrej!💕

This song in the end is epic

I had an English teacher who told me to challenge the status quo but I think it depended on which election year was the year you have to challenge the status quo

Not even 2 minutes in and you've already explained Technocracy. I didn't know I was that basic.

"Wait, it's all autism?" "Always has been."

A better model for standard politics only takes a few questions 1. The in group of the movement 2. The out group of the movement 3. The placement of the believer (ingoup, outgroup, or observer) The ingroup/outgroup can be of any subject matter. Politics runs on abstraction. 4. Repeat steps 1-3 for every subject matter you find relevant. These are your base ideologies. 5. Combine the ideologies by weight of ((placement/ingroup + placement/outgroup) - placement/observer) by the count of each. This gives you a numerical score for the level of activist sophistication of your worldview. 6. Combine structures and remove redundancy, by naming positions, in/out groups relevant to the material. 7. Make notes of why you believe what you do for anecdote And then you have a manifesto of standard political caliber with a measure of self sophistication and personal relevance.

My friend: "I studied politics at uni for 3 years and I'm £35k in debt, you don't know about politics" Me:

Dammit i’m second... only centrists arent first or last

25:00 the text literally says "social liberalism (not be confused with social libertarianism)"

Clerical Fascism, is Catholicism binded with with the culture of the state. So like Serbia or Iron Guard Romania. It doesn't have to be a religious figure.

20:00 He says the word "focus" as the camera loses focus

Didn't even mention Irish Republicanism. tsk, tsk, tsk, got me steamin. Im disappointed Jreg. Cool vid tho

9:03 Correction: "I am the Senate" -Chancellor 'The Senate' Paplatine

26:00 Literally Technoblade on DreamSMP

Jreg out here educating the people what a chad

Lol theres a fight going on between nacy pelosi and donald trump ads on this channel.

This dude is like a mapmaker. Distorts some bits of the political spectrum and described other parts perfectly

God I love speedruns Edit: I need a Jreg and All Gas No Breaks collab right now

Thanks man. You're a great source for this, always an extremely stable person. 🙂

There is a part of me that really wants you to make unironic political videos

I could see Minecraft Anarchy being a real political ideology actually, its basically anarchist capitalist transhumanism (no government, unrestricted trade, hacks/item duping). Also apparently some fascism based on the number of swastikas.

"Everything within the state, nothing against the state, nothing outside the state". I'm surprised that People don't know what the three main principles of facism are.

Jreg seems unusually stable in this video, I am worried

Why do all these political ideologies sound like a bad idea ? Except for narco primitivists. "Make da world apes again".

23:16 - What an anaemic treatment of the only free market solution that both left and right could get behind.

I like the idea of going back before the Industrial revolution, not permanently but just because I'm curious about what it would be like. Just to see.

2:38 mother anarchy loving her sons 1919 colorised.

Jreg needs a girlfriend, because he took some pocaine

This was extremely well done. Not the video quality, but the commentary *chef's kiss*

Anarchism is very Flexible and there's a lot of wacky version of it and Anarchism is basically *ALL THE FOUR QUADRANTS AT THE SAME TIME*

he do be lookin kinda orange doe

Smh could’ve gotten 20 seconds faster if you used anarchist skip

I really loved your vibes in these video 💜

Ego-Primitivism: The industrial revolution and it's consequences are a spook.

“I am the state” 🤮 I am the senate” 😍

The routing in this is phenomenal. Love how you make use of the off-compass skip. However, there are many instances of time loss throughout the run which, through optimization, can be fixed. Would love to see some other people tackling this sorely-underplayed speedrunning category.

nice speedrun man keep the good work!!!

I love how they call it “integralism” but they show a summation symbol lol

The way I see it, there is no difference between neoliberalism and neoconservatism.