EXPOSED CHEATERS 

i think what coney really meant with golf needs "official" cheating is that golf needs munchkin rules. as long as no one sees you cheating it's fair game and you cannot retroactively hold someone account to their cheating. it would be so amazing to see people in later recording go over the play not check for IF they cheated but because you already know they probably will cheat HOW they cheated followed by the golfers having to come up with even more elaborate cheating methods until it was so long ago that they used a certain cheat that people completely forget to look for it and they can use that again.

You know what they say. One person cheats and the game is ruined, everybody cheats and you got a new game

"Fellas, you know I love cheating" - married man with a daughter

ESAM lurking during one of Coney’s watchmojo nights is so funny to me

I'm down to add a "if you cheat and no one calls you out during the game it's fair." to golf. At that point people won't say "bro you cheated, get out of here" when looking at footage they'd say "damn look at how he hid that, he's so skilled"

Sears is just the entrance to the mall

Next Tour de France, we're gonna see Glutto in a Wario bike giving cyclists a ride to the finish line. Best item box

I can't hear ESAM without remembering the fact he once gave himself the n pass.

Remember: You were only cheating if you got caught. Otherwise, it's pure skill

"Fellas you know I love cheating" -the guy with a wife

Cheating is almost like saying "maybe I could accomplish this but I wanna troll people"

im so glad reactmojo is back, its been forever since the last one and watchmojo movies have overgrown

Oh sure, when Diego Maradona blatantly cheats in the 1986 World Cup, he gets immortalized as "The Hand of God", but when I cheat on my taxes, I get labeled as a "Yoshi".

When the guy in chat said that Maradona Is revered like a God in Naples they weren't exaggerating i am from Naples and can confirm when he died It was the equivalent of 9/11 for Naples

Tony Romo is literally my favorite QB of all time and I didn’t know this lmao

I don't know if he's watched it on stream and just hasn't made it into a video, but AsumSaus' video on cheating in Melee is also a great watch. (Really I just wanna see Coney react to more AsumSaus, his videos are fantastic)

Cheating = pog

I'm playing xenoblade 3 and watching coney to counter it out.

Men's football (not american) is so funny because it's basically a bunch of grown men trying really hard to look like they've been hurt by minor or non-existant touches. Women's football they actually play the game.

You're gonna get that silver play button any day now. The grind has been slow but steady 💪💯

Coney is so Based, I love Cheating and Cheaters so much! :)

What if tyson hid the ear under his tongue like bubble bass with the pickles so nobody would find it

Coney and a large amount of chat not knowing the existance and cultural impact of Maradona and 'The Hand of God' within football/soccer is peak NA Gamer

God, the local k-mart that was near me shut down a few years ago and they had a store-wide sale that was going on for like 25-50% off everything, if I remember correctly, for almost a year and a half before it finally shut its doors. It was kinda special to me since that was where I bought Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but after a while they just stopped selling video games for some reason. Man remembering walking through that k-mart is super weird to me and somehow nostalgic? Idk how I got nostalgic over a store but here we are

I'm sure Coney not including no.5 had nothing to do with the person's name or how the WatchMojo lady pronounced it Clueless

I wished Jason Kidd telling his player to run into him to drop and spill his drink in order to get a timeout was on the list

Coney should start making his own sport where everyone can cheat

THERE WAS AN AD BEFORE 12:21 AND I SAW THE CARS AND I WAS *SURE* THIS WAS GONNA BE SPINGATE. Similar deal, but in NASCAR. Clint Bowyer spun to draw a caution that aided Ryan Newman in getting more points and making the playoffs, played it off but it was obvious. Got rescinded as a result

I always love trying to guess what a Coney video will be about based on the title and thumbnail. I thought this video would be about speedrunners caught cheating cause I saw Mario in the thumbnail

Hearing coney say Maradona goes crazy is too funny

That Little Giants reference brings me back. I had that shit on VHS.

09:08 I used to work in a Sears and it was just a bad time every day, no one and I mean no one liked working there.

Should have included the Essendon Australian Football team. They took performance enhancing drugs for a whole year, got found out and all the players were banned for two years. The next season was basically all rookies. The captain also won the equivalent of the MVP but it got stripped off him and was given to a tied second place.

Kmart actually is doing pretty damn well down here in Australia honestly

I remember Sears...the Sears at my local mall was sad in 2004 and now the whole mall is sad

Golf needs stealing the base mechanics so you can do some devious things as long as certain people aren't looking

What's funny to me about Le Hand of God is that in full French i believe it's La Main de Dieu. it sorta sounds like La Mon Dieu if you say it fast enough.

It would be so fun to watch sporting match that had a 60 second cheating rule where if you weren't caught within 60 seconds of cheating then it was fair game. Bonus points if after the game the player that got away with the most cheats won a secondary prize. Make it for charity or some shit, that'd be super fun to watch.

Eric really is a logic type, its why he'll never step foot in a Boxing Ring

hearing splatoon music at the start made me ascend i love splat music

I definitely temper sears the back photo area haunts my dreams

I love coney content

I used to go to college near one of the last 10 remaining sears in america

For golf, if they get caught cheating you should add a couple points to their score or whatever so they fall further behind on top of whatever they’re scoring naturally

14:00 Coney and friends: lets cheat Also Coney and friends: lets do something stupid so they know we cheated....

Haven’t been in a Sears in a long time. The one near me became like a furniture store.

Something I learned from TOing: If there isn't a rule about it, it has to be fair game.

Sears are very common in Mexico City

Not sure how Vinnie lost that match, down air is literally G&W's best move

I've been two a Sears before. Last time I went to one was like since I was 4. It's one of the most boring stores I've ever been too, but luckily it was next to a Manchester mall and it had an ice cream store

Cheating is a skill based strategy

Only thing I remember about Sears is when it closed down

love the jazz manouch. doubt you or whoever edits this will read this but you should put more of that in your vids.

Everyone knows if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying Coney

tom was literally slippin jimmy there you cannot convice me otherwise

17:17 lmao mario kart irl

WATCHMOJO CONEY IS BACK LETS GOOOOO

I remember SEARS. Bro it's depressing. Lol.

The year the Astros did that it was uncovered that more than half the teams were doing it. Astros just got the spotlight because they won the World Series. Fun fact, the Stros actually had a lower batting average when sign stealing then when they weren’t, so it didn’t even help them 😂

Just when I thought coney couldn’t be more based, he mentioned arrested development. Also I missed being a react Andy, I love the sports content

Bruh Maradona still makes people dead bitter in the U.K. especially if your Gen X backwards.

Coney you should definitely watch the anime No Game No Life where the true rule is cheat but don't get caught

i remember sears coney

Tbh I was expecting this to be a reaction to the AsumSaus video

My exs dad was the main bankruptcy lawyer for sears💀

It has been 8 years since I've been in Sears

Coney you gotta watch Birdie Wing. I think that show was made for you.

Cheating in games, honestly, is the sort of thing where; you should enjoy games however you want, so long as you aren't ruining the experience for other players. If your cheating doesn't hurt other players, then who cares - but if it does, well, that's a problem. And you can ruin the experience for other players without cheating... basically, it's a massive can of worms and a whole discussion that's probably not going to go well on any online discussion. lmao

The diving in football (soccer) is ridiculous. Every team does it to varying degrees every match, because why not? It barely ever gets punished and can win games if you're lucky

Remember what the great George Costanza said: it's not a lie... if you believe it

I remember sears but I thought it was dead 💀

“Bracketology” missed a great chance to drop “bracketeering”

I'd just like to point out that Rivaldo, while did cheat on that one, still went to win the world cup - So i guess sometimes it pays off

Aah yes, Little Giants, my favourite Inazuma Eleven team

13:18 Match fixing isnt just a smash thing. When its 1v1 u can manipulate the outcome. Sumo had a big problem and allegedly tennis

WAS? Maradona is still everywhere in Naples, with pictures and statues with him even portrayed as a religious figure

@10:24 I was not ready

My scene all called me a cheater kuz I would manipulate bracket at my local. They were right. I did in fact manipulate bracket at my locals. But I literally always put myself against 1st seeds or the highest seed I hadn't played in a while. I was told "I had to earn to get to fight 1st seed." Which is so stupid kuz 0-2 ers aren't throwing their matches kuz "oh no if I win, them I won't play 1st seed round 1 anymore." I then made a post saying "I'm so flattered you all believed I would body 1st seed."

Fellas! CHEATS MCGEEE OVER HERE

I REMEMBER SEARS

Cone sweep

I remember SEARS

Someone said SEARS, got one better. Yall remember AMES? Also lemme drop the Circut City too.

My mom used to work at sears 😭

I remember Sears

I hate that I remember sears Making me feel old coney

I want a normal ass sport but there’s a rule that you can cheat you just have to be really creative.

I too would enjoy Golf if it was just the fuckin written phase of the Chuunin Exams

A big cheating scandal over in Australia was to do with the Australian Cricket team. They rubbed tape / sandpaper (can't remember) on the ball when they were pitching to make the ball harder to hit???? idk how it affects the ball but it was technically cheating. It was a whole thing people were really mad. And I'm just here thinking 'wow, people actually care about cricket that's crazy'

I remember sears

Jada and Will Smith are in this video

On the sign stealing thing sign stealing in itself is completely fine but to make it fair you can't use amy tech to do it is the part that makes it cheating and that's been the rules since like the 1920's

God when is coney gonna upload

MOJO NIGHT LETS GOOO

I bought soul calibur 2 at sears

i remember sears!

I DO I DO I REMEMBER SEARS

Sears workwear barrier street Fyshwick

Gamestop is dying but it's not as depressing as I imagine a kmart would be (idk i've never been to the us)

As a 32 yo Sears is as depressing as J.C.Penny.