Extortionary Rendition 

Thanks for watching! We're super excited to be returning to more sketches. It also lines up with finally releasing this hobo plush, which is merch we've been working on for like a year or two now. You can get yourself one at store.dftba.com/collections/door-monster - all profits go directly back into making more videos like this one!

I love how the lore is constantly expanding with these guys

“Mrs. Nesbit?” *points to buzz lightyear* Jesus that’s a throw back

Somehow Allison's impression of the hobo sounds like Rachael doing an impression of Allison doing an impression of the hobo. I thought they had recorded that sequence of impressions for a split second

The lore deepens but I don't understand it.

"Everyone fork over 7 bucks" *pulls out a gallon of milk

"fork over 7 bucks" *pulls out milk*

That’s what the seven dollars were for... clearly this meeting of the gods could not occur without the proper milk and money for coffee. Edit: Holy crap this is the most likes I have ever gotten.

0:07 That's the wallet he stole from Jeffery over two years ago. Has he been keeping it on his head this whole time? What am I saying, of course he has.

I didn't think they would know how to triangulate someone's position until one of them makes a triangle with their fingers. love you guys!

You all have this hobo shtick down to a science, damn

"That's not supposed to happen for another 27 years" So 2047. The year that the milk was needed for. hmm...

It been a long time since I've heard the name Mr.Timn.

Fun fact: The Hobo's hat was charged with conspiracy to acquire milk in the Prison Architect sketch

"That's a doll!" "He is a knockout." The wordplay is SO GOOD!

0:07 Jeffery's wallet falls out of the hat.

"She's dead" "i'M dEaD" I died. NEVER disappointed with you guys

"But you are the chosen one!!" "Chosen by who?!" "Mostly him" "THAT IS A DOLL!" Love the quick ecschange

That puppet spitting out water was hilarious

There are still 3 legendary extortionist hobos out there guys. THIS SAGA ISN'T OVER YET!

Excuse me My name wasn't called during the roll call and I'm purposely joined the league of hobos by giving them $7.

Do you see the hat!?! I am MISSES NESBITT!!!

So every time he needed 7 bucks it was to put towards the coffee run?

TV: *exists Kyle: Let's composite a TV screen *onto* the TV... screen.... :D (love it lol)

This...was everything I could have hoped for in the continuation of this storyline. Also made me smile on a day I seriously needed it. Anxiety in my house is skyrocketing

Was that what he needed the $7 for

But is the mini hobo attached to the knife made out of Gallium?

Mr. Timn hasnt been around these parts in a long... long time.

The moment the words "chosen one" were uttered, I know it would be Jeffrey/LeBron.

The Mr. Timn reference! I love that! I love how the hobo keeps advancing into a secret order of hobos

So many references. The lore has expanded, and another couple members have been added to the team. Stay Awesome DM crew! PS. If anyone finds my knife, I would appreciate it if it was returned, then purchased. All for the low low price of seven dollars! Seriously, I need it for this week's coffee run. (Object last seen in 1996, stuck in the geometry. Any injury sustained in retrieval, whether due to time travel or other such goings on shall not be compensated) League of Hobos: Member 298

Amazing. “Then all you gotta do is buy three of ‘em.” I’m dying of laughter

I'm always torn between which is the greatest series on this channel. The Guards Themselves or the Hobo Chronicles. Both so good.

_God there are so many references, I’m glad to have the original sketches back, I’ve missed these! Here are the ones I got after rewatching the other hobo videos:_ 1. 0:00 This opens with the original and the 2nd hobo that first appeared in Houbeau Nouveau (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-C-Gf20oEbMY.html) but it also is likely the League of Hobos mentioned in Wanna Buy a Sequel (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Km36Rtx-AF0.html) 2. 0:01 It being the 433rd meeting could be a reference to Age Old Secrets (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-mY-pk8hPF48.html) where Jefrey (who has the same actor a LeBron) said he was 400 years old 3. 0:03 The fact they’re having a tea party could be a reference the tea cup the hobo holds at the beginning of Comical Road Trip (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3Bcfl_xixAI.html) 4. 0:06 Tom Timms was the name of the criminal who was guilty of “conspiracy to acquire milk” in the Prison Architect video (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-5qjcMiwZnNc.html). 5. 0:07 The wallet the Hobo stole from LeBron and put under his hat in Houbeau Nouveau (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-C-Gf20oEbMY.html) falls out of his hat when he takes it off 6. 0:14 This is a reference to a character from some sketches by Julian Smith. The character acts a lot like the hobo and was likely an inspiration. Also the character impersonated a milkman at one point and the ice cream truck is a reference to how he gets hit by a vehicle at the end of his sketches and in his last sketch he was talking about and ice cream truck. As for links to the videos here are the 3 I know of ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Q1ooP59iykI.html , ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-pac6VwyPAws.html , and ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-h0pC8-R33zk.html . But there could be more because I don’t really watch Julian Smith that much and I found these thanks to someone in the replies giving me a playlist. 7. 0:18 This is a doll of the character from the video Digory, which is a really old animation on the channel (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-r3qNvVhTL58.html ). This doll was also carried around by the hobo ever since his first appearance in Entendre Entendre (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3jhzgmO_y-k.html) but it can also be seen in Self-Fulfilling Idiocy 4 (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-wEEvJVdC9Lw.html), and Comical Road Trip (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3Bcfl_xixAI.html) 8. 0:25 The hand puppet from Talk to the Hand (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-l8W_Q8WoDrA.html) that can also be seen in Comical Road Trip (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3Bcfl_xixAI.html) 9. 0:26 Mrs. Nesbitt is a toy story reference (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-D5m33zK6ZlA.html) 10. 0:39 In Home Inversion (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fqH8hk83sjo.html ) when LeBron says he’s terrified of what the hobo needed the milk for, the hobo responds “you only need to worry about that if you’re alive in 2047”. In this clip it says the plague wasn’t supposed to happen for another 27 years. 2020+27 = 2047, clever door monster team very clever 11. 0:56 2012 is the year of the 1st hobo sketch Entendre Entendre (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3jhzgmO_y-k.html) 12. 1:39 In Entendre Entendre (ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3jhzgmO_y-k.html) the Hobo attempts to sell LeBron a knife, however he of course declines. 13. 2:30 We finally learn why the hobo needed milk and $7, this has been a recurring gag in basically every hobo video That’s the ones I got, tell me if there are more I missed! Also credit to the playlist of videos I used that has all of the hobo videos: ru-vid.com/group/PLsYHxPSc_MVtmQ0GFBCQ8V8VRWaLXNM1V , also thank you to the people who have already helped me with some of the references I missed, or forgot about. Edit: So doormonster hearted this comment, but I edited it to say thank you for the heart and now the comment is no longer hearted... whoops

“... where all orders over $75 have free shipping then all you’ve gotta do is buy three of ‘em.” LMAO, best way to tell me roughly how much they cost ever.

"DO NOT triangulate my position." got me. It's just such a weird thing to say to a HOBO. xD And goes perfectly with Joeffrey's every other sentence in the lore starting with "DO NOT".

Mr. Timn was part of this?! This changes everything...

Wait a minute, the shipping is... *7 dollars* Coincidence? Just talk to the milk man, he'll tell you

Everyone is missing the most important question about this video: How is Alison playing a new hobo if she already played the one with the gray top hat? Edit: I just realized after watching this for like a tenth time, the thing that was supposed to happen in 2047 from last video was the plague, but it happened 27 years early. Still don’t know how a gallon of milk would help.

Allison's Hobo name suggestion: Impressionist Vagrant.

HOBO IS BACK! And there are more of them! This is wonderful!

JEFFERY IS THE CHOSEN ONE

I figure, since you're not doing the Door Monster Halloween thing this year, I'll post the "annual" Door Monster Halloween poem under this video. Enjoy! Door Monster gave out candy, it’s the only thing it knew. But something deep inside it hoped for wealth and stardom too. The Retsnom Rood approached it, spoke sweet nothings in its ear, “Just go online, young Monster; you will find no fortunes here.” And so Door Monster went online, configuring a rig, Threw candies at the cam’ra, but the views just weren’t that big. It was the best (by far) on RU-vid who could throw a treat. But something deep inside it yearned for something yet more sweet. It wrote a script for grander work, Confections: Saving Grace, A series of adventures, set in Wild Western space, It met its funding just as Retsnom Rood emerged from brine, "Go west, young Door, to Hollywood; that’s where the movies shine.” And so it packed its candies for the trip to Lands of Gold, But everything around it loathed it; plus, they seemed too old. And from the hills a wildfire came; it gobbled up Door’s set. “Come learn from me, you fluffy fool, and pray you don’t forget. "For wealth and fame hath but a day; your humor is eternal. Don’t sacrifice the love you have for something more infernal." The world had not quite yet the mood to see its candies fly, “So let it burn,” Door Monster said. It let the Retsnom die. Door Monster soon was bound for home; it had a change of heart. The kids were waiting patiently, though not six feet apart. Door Monster gave out candy, as a different kind of star. For here it shone more brightly than it ever could afar.

LOL I love how they replaced him with the doll and he’s the chosen one because he picked him on a whim.

God I didn't realize I missed the hobo so much. Thanks for uploading on my birthday!

I like how the hobo triangulates lebrons position by just using his fingers

Day. Made. I'm confused why they're making a coffee run at a tea party though.

Hittin' us with a Classic Toy Story reference, too!

"That is a doll!" "He is quite a knockout" Just got this on my fourth rewatch xD

I am choosing to believe each of the dolls have actual hobos they represent. And that this means that we can try to guess which door monster cast members go with which dolls.

I like the call back to the hobo stealing the wallet when it fell out of his hat lol.

Finally, we see the HCU: Hobo Cinematic Universe.

You're telling me that it was a hat that escaped a prison bus, has a rap sheet a mile long, and conspired to acquire milk... I want that hat now...

Man, if only Lebron had invested in heavier security when he had the option. That'd resovle so many of these problems.

I would choose a quote from this video to say it amused me but trying to pinpoint just one specific quote out of all of them is too difficult.

0:28 - 0:32 **When you finally manage to get your wife to participate in that one thing you're so excited for, but she can't muster the strength to even pretend she's having a good time**

Coming into this with no context was a surreal experience. I am at a loss for words. I need to go lie down now.

I missed hobo sketches.

"He is quite a knock out" I'm dying

I want that plushie more than I've wanted pretty much anything, ever.

I love that he still has Jeffreys wallet under his hat xD

Thank you, crazy homeless people, for saving us all.

"Prepare the ritual" "Awww man..." I was ready for it, and it still got me.

I gotta admit.... Kyle's Hobo voice takes effort. It takes a lot of energy to turn Kyle's never aging voice into a hobo voice!

I love the blatant reference to Mr. Timn, whom you've said you used as inspiration for the hobo sketches.

oh no, there is 3 now cant wait to see what she does

So the extortionist hobo’s hat had a conspiracy to acquire milk?

I just realized: The Extortionist Hobo has basically been on vacation, meaning he hasnt terrorized anyone. This must be a terrible day to hear he's back in the DoorMonster universe.

2020: cons: plauge, protests, fire, other fire, murder hornets, quarantine pros: door monster, cave update me: i see this as an absolute win

Yay absurdist hobo! Also great how you included Jefferey by him being on a screen (obviously no hobo is complete without a LeBron to steal milk and $7 from) And PLUSHIESSSS

i'm still waiting for the "i'm here to fix your radiator" shirt

I love the idea of these sketches, you guys leave a bunch of loose ends and hints to work with so making the next one is always awesome.

Oh no! How is the chosen one going to save us if he isn't isolated and contracts the disease? Knife Hobo what have you done?!

Straight laughed out loud at 'oh he's right heeeeere...'

"Where all orders over $75 dollars are free. Do all you gotta do is buy 3 of 'em!" That's hilarious!

I just watch home inversion video and noticed this dialoge: Lebron: "I am still terrified what you needed that milk for". Hobo:" You only need to worry about it if you are alive for 2047". And is this video: hobo1: "It would appear there is a plague upon this land" hobo2: "That ain't suppose to happen for another 27 years." I love those little details

the end of this sketch shows that the irish may have a grasp of some powerful leprechaun space and time bending magics but it comes at a severe cost of ther sanity to keep grip of it

I wish I could thumbs up this multiple times. The lore the glorious lore...

The hobo said the plague wasn't supposed to happen for another 27 years. That's 2047 (Home Inversion). Looks like LeBron had to worry after all.

Anytime im having a bad day I watch the hobo compilation. Its fantastic.

Honestly, this is my second language and I barely understand any hobo sketch episode and yet I still watch then.

I like how triangulate involved literal hand triangles

I’m scared. I’ve watched this seven times in a row…and I want to again. 😂

Ms. Tomasina Tomathea from the house of Timathoe is unnervingly relatable

Finally! The time travelling Hobo comity is getting its lore deepened!!

Skits are back. I'm so happy.

Call Allison's hobo Ms Molly

I'm so glad we found out what the 7 bucks was for. Great work, loving it!

So his name MIGHT be tom timms

This is so great! :) Good to see this bloke is still kicking. Looking forward to more!

Welcome back, love you guys!! Can't wait for my plushie

Super excited to see sketches again :3 I've missed you all so much

I am beyond happy to see this content again you guys, seriously your my favorite channel, please keep it up

He is back. 2020 is officially not the worst... Also so many references...I’m very happy...

Guys, you are amazing. Was watching this with a permanent smile on my face.

Literally just saw the announcement of this video and then it comes out 40 seconds later.

Anybody else noticed that 2020 + 27 years (as said in the video as when the plague should have happened) is 2047, which was the year mentioned in one of the first videos where he said "you only need to know that if you're alive in 2047"

The throwback Julian Smith reference just rocketed you to my favorite youtube channel ever

I'm so happy the sketches are back!

You guys are the greatest. Glad your back!