EXTREME Monopoly. 

Finally I will be able to crypt harder

My favorite part is when the monster says "It's crypting time!" then crypted all over those guys

Uh oh... The Morbius Monster has escaped its containment.

Those system requirements be ballin

Will you include a download for Windows 38? Or do we have to bug Microsoft ourselves to get it?

I wish you a recovery, because there’s no way the recovery will be speedy-

Omega lul

You and your tight ass can never recover

I like the classic Cobra Car "howdoyouturnthison"

@@gregbeauclair7608 la hire is in the driving seat

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UwU

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He ended up being the one bankrupted in the end lol

​@Duval-In-The-Wall it's about the message, not the money

It's a wonderful life

Exactly. Nothing says Monopoly like hurriedly thinking 'oh thank god, they didn't notice I landed on their space. Act casual!'

Isn't there literally a Monopoly "cheaters edition" or something like that

@@thadiamond1667 yes

Even if it's not in the spirit of the game, it's _absolutely_ in the spirit of its inspiration.

I'm fairly certain that there's a monopoly rule that states that any errors must be discarded once the turn has ended, thus it would literally be codified: If no one catches it, it's legal.

the correct term would be sado-masochist

@@youtubehero05 No lets be fair, he is an explorer in the farthest reaches of experience and an Angle to some, a Demon to others. Vale is a Cenobite.

@@SovekOnivris if he's an angle then he's an obtuse one.

@@RAFMnBgaming no I think he's acute one ;)

@@Soken50 I think he’s a 90° one

When will this be in stores?

I know it is impossible but I'd genuinely love a physical copy of this boardgame

@@bloootz It isnt impossible, would just take a lot of time to make

@@jemsuper And the box would be huge and cost like $200

@@jemsuper I think he means impossible in terms of using the monopoly trademark, but they could probably find a way to get around that. I don’t think they can trademark the “-opoly” suffix, so they could just name it insanopoly or something.

extreme monopoly is somehow more realistic

Monopoly was designed as Capitalism: The Game. Extreme Monopoly drags this out to its full potential-or as close as you can get without the risk of real-world debt bondage or something.

@@timothymclean -- Nah, there's some more things that could be added to increase realism. Namely, Politics and Crime! Each round or 2, everyone votes on a random game rule from a determined set, like [Double/halve all fees], [Double/halve income], [Change votes needed to pass a law from 75% to half+1], [Cap utility costs to $200], or [Reduce minimum wage (makes houses 50% cheaper)], [Subsidise costs (up to $200 of rent charges are paid by the bank)]. One die is rolled for each side, and the players each get a vote. Bargaining for other players votes should be encouraged. Senators (extra votes) can be bought for an increasing price each. Similar rules for lawyers: each reducing fees and taxes by up to $50. Ditto political favors, which can be used to halve any cost, are worth two votes, and can be found in the chance deck. Also have a crime deck, which players can choose to draw from once per turn. Each card has shady acts on it, like [Force a property up for auction or destroy two houses], [Force another player to pay rent on the closest property you own], [Steal $200 from another player], [Throw another player in jail], [Skip your next tax or fee], or [Overcharge 50% on any rent (keep this card)]. Each card must be played immediately, and when played two dice are rolled. If the total *+ the number of lawyers and senators you have* is above 9, you successfully commit the crime, otherwise go to Jail. Other players can add their lawyers and senators to the fight for a $200 fee. The fee and the number needed for success are laws of course, and can be changed.

@@TlalocTemporal also just completely ruin the game balance for accuracy by starting the game with everyone rolling for inheritance. Does this cause players who rolled high before the game even started to have an unfair advantage? Yes. Is that the point? Yes.

@@PineappleLiar -- Oooooo, yes! Would adding a racism mechanic be too on the nose? Maybe have some free favor cards at the start from nepotism?

Based dev!

I wish I could suffer like this with friends but I got no friends

Can't wait for the next expansion!

@@Bornkiller1463 wanna be friends?

@@eragonawesome yes

he will kidnap them, put into a dark basement and tie them to chairs. Then he brings the revolver. And then, *the last one wins*

Dont give him ideas

He might actually do it

@@NovelPond I mean, views are views.

He's not merciful enough to give them the option of escape via death.

Monopoly but every time land is bought, you play a game of regular monopoly to decide who gets it

@@thealmanancy9020 I love this so much, there's just one thing. There are lands that you can buy in normal monopoly, so you can have more fun

@@itsanonymous5473 naturally

@@thealmanancy9020 With the extreme monopoly board, that would take like 5 weeks lmao

@@thealmanancy9020 I'll do you one better. Monopoly but every time they buy property they have to play a game of insane monopoly and every time they buy property in insane monopoly they have to play a game of extreme monopoly.

That would take 48 hours

they did put a house rules in the pdf saying game ends when bankrupt because doing this will make the game go for like days if not a week they did also put in if the winner is decisive, which i think in there it could be maivi or candy

Full, uncut and unedited. The raw 50 hour torture session.

@@funnytoaster3256if it’s between 2 people then it’s not decisive

i,feel bad for you and the others

Get this comment higher ong

It's about the friends we lost along the way

If you're making friends along the way, you're playing the game wrong.

i agree wholeheartedly i want to see the exact moment all hope disappears because of the art of the deal

Same (about needing the full vod), but because i think that the viewers must also suffer.

It would mess up his Yt statistics, and algorithms

@@hofile6765 Streamers have second/VOD channels for that exact purpose

Descent*

right. it’s pretty much exactly like basketball only more like soccer and nothing like basketball

I’ve heard professionals actually sometimes go there intentionally meanwhile the game’s at the stage of people losing money

@@maxpis4412 yeah that's a valid late game strategy for keeping a lead. One of the reasons why monopoly really isn't a well designed game.

Personally its one of the places i want to go most, especially when things start escalating because then i can waste a turn not stepping on hotels

@@maxpis4412 How do you go “intentionally?”

@@Duval-In-The-Wall there might be some rule about that that noone knows because they never read the rules

You can never escape Mr. Bones wild property market.

@@SovekOnivris "Mr Fisk I don't want to pay 250 times the di-" *DOOT*

find a print shop that prints on white cardboard of the necessary size, then you can have it

But if you play IRL your chances of getting stabbed skyrocket

If you hold the make-your-own-opoly people at gunpoint...

I seriously considered printing it just to scare my friends.

That's how you get disowned

Next up is 5d monopoly with parrales dimensions and timetravel

@@dodojesus4529 please no, 5d chess with mulitverse timetravel was already hard enough to play as a human being.

@@XarathDominion good God I remember RT playing it and to this day I still had no fucking clue how to play that game

@@rab_2 It's not too hard, you just need to see the face of the old gods

It's normal catan, but everytime a city is placed, you play an entire game of monopoly, and the winner gets ownership of the town.

What a coincidence! Ludicrous Monopoly has 9 boards (1 track each) and has Catan-like elements, including resources!

@@exclamaremoza8933 Oh? I think we need to get Vale and his friends to play THAT one next.

@@exclamaremoza8933 oh god

Monopoly + risk + Catan, all paired to a single set of dice

Monopoly was a mistake! Return to monke!

This is my new head canon.

The devs of the game: It got worse LOL

when i'm.. whor?? 💀

It hurts my soul to read this

@@bakerboat4572 I mean, i think that is actually a rule in monopoly. If you land on an owned property and the owner doesn't call for the rent before the next player rolls you don't have to pay.

@@Lorkanthal Yup, and broadly the OP's comment is also the point of Monopoly, rules aside.

I want that timestamp, where did it start?

I'm pretty sure all the properties would have their own individual boxes

you don't know how long i scrolled to find this.

Funny because all of he “ willing contestants “ days get worse

yeah, the only saving grace of those insane monopolies is the game ending at the FIRST bankrupcy

@@maxpis4412 Yeah. I was personally leading, bankcrupted my brother, but my brother made a deal with the player who was in 2nd, so my brother actually sold everything to the player in 2nd, which catapulted him to 1st place, but I was still well-off so basically, after the game turned from a 4 player game to a 2 player game, our 2 player game still lasted extra 2 hours. Especially with all the late-game jail camping. I got screwed over by my brother helping the other player and then I also got unlucky because I was in the jail for a lot shorter period than the player who was previously 2nd.

Vale and co. played HoI4 once with a ton of rules for historical accuracy, and it resulted in the entire Chinese upper command becoming heroes of the Soviet Union and fascist Italy taking over the USA

Day 42!!! Give it up for day 42!

So basically Monopoly?

Just like psychologists, this game inflicts incredible harm and destroys relationships

Absolutely yes