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The sexual tension between Lynx's forehead and his desk

The "keep drawing, idiot" house rule is obviously the best house rule.

Once the Uno Amalgam is released you guys are legally required to play it

Ah yes, Peak UNO is 15% Actually playing UNO, 5% Yelling at people for playing +2s, +4s, Skips, Reverses & Wilds thinking that it's a targetted attack and 80% Arguing about which fucked up House Ruleset you're actually playing with.

The only rules of Uno are those you can gaslight the other players into believing

the fact that vale uses the draw until you get a card rule is just proof of his villain origin story

Every Valefisk episode that’s not The Campaign for North Africa makes me crave it more. I can’t wait for the 10 hour Valefisk torture session

Dyno winning off of GAMBLING is a certified Vale classic

I want to see vale and friends play uno or some other game that people know, completely normally, without vale telling them what he's doing so they're just terrified of what he's up to the entire time even though it's actually a totally normal game.

The fact that they never learn the controls for TTSim adds so much to the scuff. It turns every session into another torture game, I love it. Every action they take is 100 times more complex since they never realize it can be done far more easily. (Showing someone else your hand, drawing a precise number of cards from a deck, etc).

Lynx sounds like a reluctantly invested drunk uncle thats pissed he's too drunk to drive home so he's forced to stay the night

Turns Out I Did Have UNO 😞

10:35 Here’s a fun fact! The Campaign for North Africa can take up to around 1500 hours on average, for one play through! Jon Freeman is thought to have said in response to the game: “… To survive is to win”, hinting at the hilariously long amounts of time required to play it. Clearly, nobody would be dumb enough to be interested! It’s been 1852 hours, 47 minutes. Tell my mother I love her... I-I’m- I’m almost there… send help-

42:49 Vale's wheeze turning into what sounded like a genuine "fuck!" is the best

Fun Fact, there is an IRL version of this type of UNO game called UNO No Mercy. Its less tame then this but It does have a +10 card lmao.

maivi not going to the dentist activley spitting out pieces of tooth to play fucking uno is the level of dedication i can only dream of

lynx professing his hatred for every event in the game killed me

After a while the game stops being about winning, but a clash between people wanting the game to end and the sadists keeping the game going. Also let Maivi say babygirl she's earnt it

you REALLY need to play Chemicards, previously known as Uno Amalgam, whenever that comes out it's the *PERFECT* torture card, it's mashing like hundreds of uno versions all together into a single game, lol

Maivi: I have no teeth and I must Uno

8:59 "infinity does not imply a quick game" "it does! it does" *59 minute long video*

Seeing Lynx on 1 card with 37minutes runtime left of the video... so good

"ROLL A D8!" -rolls a 12 the fact that only Vale was like "hang on a second" is incredible lmao.

Hope lynx had a good 50th birthday, his life of gambling really took a toll on him.

North Africa never forgives, and North Africa never forgets, Vale

42:49 Lynx just mindlessly saying Uno before Vale was hilarious, lmao

Second most complicated Uno game after the Uno Amalgam, AKA Chemicards, a work in progress Uno project combining -every- most Uno versions officially licenced by Mattel

I now pronounce Dyno as "Hero of The Soviet _Uno_ -ion"

I -seriously- want a dedicated board game channel from Vale and group. I love every single time any tabletop simulator video pops up on Valefisk's channel, welcoming me for an hour of comradery and hatred in equal measure. As an aside, Totally feel for Maivi, as someone who is struggling with a set of teeth that is breaking down as well. I miss crunchy food too.

For the last 5 months; I’ve been working on my own uno version. It currently has 1200 cards, a pantheon of gods, bass pro fishing, beer pong, Saul Goodman and much more I’m glad I’m not alone 😅

51:26 Vale draws 8 cards here with a number card in his hand :)

“Grey-hey-hey?” “That’s what they teached me” Along with “moldy grapes” made my day

5:54 I can't wait for more Helldivers Lore to become common parlor like, "whatever mom, I don't wanna clean my room. Malevelant Creek was lost today."

When you die and go to purgatory, the first thing that happens is you become Valefisk's friend.

Play Chemicards (UNO Amalgam) when it comes out. It is every UNO variant in one game.

The best part of any Valefisk video is that while there are like 10 minutes remaining, someone could win like literally next turn and the gang starts talking about balcony beer again, or in about an hour of irl time, and only Valefisk actually knows. This is my seventh rewatch of this vid and I cannot for the life of me remember how much bullshit happens at the end. Are there V-bucks? Nobody knows!

3:25 If I knew valefisk irl and at any point he brought up the words “it’s a normal …” in conversation I’d break out into a cold sweat

Anyone else would be traumatized with a broken tooth, but for Maivi it has given her unimaginable power.

"HE'S A RAT DU- MAVI, YOU KNOW IT, AND I KNOW IT" -Lynx

you hear in the comments about uno amalgam, or chemicards, but have you seen uno insanity in the workshop? it has over 5k cards in it. So if you're looking for an immediate sequal well there you go. Do note that it took me loading it completely several times in order to get it to work, so you may have to do that too. Also there is no rulebook, instead you have to hover over cards to see what they do.

You are, in fact, correct about people being inspired by your torture board game, because I made one for an English project

@13:00 I just want it to be known my family uses the "Draw until you find a playable card" rule for maximum suffering. :D

Vale, I want you to know that your last few videos (including this one) each came out at moments when I was very depressed, and each time you managed to bring a smile. Thank you.

51:35 vale didnt realize he got a 2 lmao

Ahh, another wonderful episode of "Vale psychologically waterboards his hostag- I mean, *friends*, in tabletop simulator." Truly glorious to behold.

didn't think uno could get even more intense but here we are

6:05: This is not 100% Uno. This is 520% Uno.

Maivi singing the song that teaches you the colours and numbers just brought back core-memories to 3rd grade english class lmao.

Drawing and then not being able to put a card down is unhinged, what kind of backwater ruleset does maivi play!

“Just a quick game of UNO” glances at time stamp.

The fact Dyno won from all those cards is poetic for a video like this. Keep up the torturous work Vale! 🖖

Uno Amalgam/Chemicards: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power

dyno's "what have I done to you??" is so funny because in uno usually the only thing you've done wrong is be at your given spot in the turn order

I remember when I was younger we had like 15 different types of uno and I combined all the cards from them into a single deck I called uno ultimate. Deck must have been 8-10 inches tall so we split it into 4 smaller ones

Fun fact I used to play uno (just regular uno, only change was that if you had to draw a card you were going to keep drawing cards until you got it) with my grandparents and one of our games lasted multiple days. We took breaks but it must have been like 6/9 or so hours of just Uno. Some of the best time I’ve ever had.

On the topic of dental injuries (it’s a valid topic, the video brought it up first) I know someone who copied their tooth on the sidewalk once, got a crown, and then years later broke the crown because they were using their teeth to break apart legos. I think they’ve lost that tooth’s crown multiple times, but I only recall the Lego incident.

I don’t know why my favorite part of the video is Vale and Maivi singing clown music as Solllll draws cards. So simple, but them breaking into laughter as they sing is hilarious.

Pretty sure the colorless cards are supposed to gunk up the play pile, since they're basically a "rare" color that you can only match with their numbers or another colorless card. It looks like the players are just treating them as blank wildcards, though

I love how in a Valefisk board game video, the goal post for winning moves from "win the game" to "please, someone just end this"

Vale keeps teasing campaign for North Africa and I’m just waiting for the 24 hour long video to get dropped because it’s gonna be amazing

We used to play a game we dubbed "Suffering Uno" You combine all available Uno and Solo decks you have, and play with the rules Maivi said here, so you only draw one and don't play if you had to draw. And then a few extra rules: If you don't pay attention, +2. Be extra strict on this, but just casually keep placing cards in front of someone if they aren't taking their turn, or throw +2 at them if they ask whose it is, or any question really. If you don't put your card on top of the pile, +2. You are only out if you get an empty hand and the turn gets to you, and handswaps are valid until then. If a 9 comes up, everyone has to put their hands on the pile. Last one to do so draws it all. And there is another lose condition: if there aren't enough cards for you to draw, you "lost" There is a bunch more I'm forgetting I'm sure, but this is the gist.

Something that will help you in the future: you can hover over a deck and press a number on your keyboard, the game will draw that many cards into your hand. Hitting two numbers in quick succession combines them. Example, hitting 1 and 5 quickly will draw 15.

The best part about Vales videos that I live vicariously through Maivi is having friends to play Tabletop Sim with :)

10:32 I love how you can see Vale contemplating his choices here

11:00 About here is when they start playing

19:00 players can right click their hand, and then click "Reveal". They then can choose a player(s) color to reveal their hand to them. The more you know!

Learning that Maivi has dentures, eats British candy and the fact speaks German. She really can't escape the egirl allegations. Also not Vale pointing out they're partying later and him giving her a drumstick isn't because they love together. Peak egirl allegations right there and Vale trying to stay away 😂

"British person reguses to go to the Dentist" is the most stereotypical typical thing I've ever heard.

The "M" in Maivi stands for "Mmmmmmmmmmm".

Me when I am forced to draw 20 cards and accidentally press 0 twice when drawing

"I'm gonna look at UNO rules" should be a forbidden sentence that gets you instantly into jail. Just hearing that made my heart skip a bit

Lynx is so funny, and his accent makes it better.

The nostalgia from that clip of the Crew. I forgot that even happened, but it is such a normal argument between Jahova and D4. That's when I really start6ed watching YT and I binged a ton of there videos.

weak numbers. Try 128 color uno and then we'll talk. (I spent an entire 3 weeks working on 128 color UNO and there is maybe 5000+ cards)

I once played a game of Uno with over ten players and we had two decks, one of them being Uno Flip. Nobody could lose cards in the long run so it was decided whoever had the lowest would be eliminated each round. 0 & 7 rules were in play so deck sizes changed all the time. In the end, I think I one with a literal handful of cards.

The Wild Plus 6 and Wild Plus 10 appeared in Uno: No Mercy.

Dyno is the main character

Dyno actually won LOL

10:36 it is closer then ever. i can taste it. smell it even.

21:11 you didn't need to pick up! You had a 5 you could play!!!

Dyno actually came back from that start. Truly, a gambling inspiration.

They're learning. It took ten whole minutes of videos (more of real time) for Vale to wrangle them into actually playing the game

Holy shit I would have never expected screaming match between Nobody and D4 to become such a legend. Love it!

Dyno genuinely deserved that win

This reminds me of my “school rules” me and my friends used to play. We’d have 4 decks and we’d regularly play allow adding the as many +4/2 or the lovely “get angry with a blank card so pick up half the deck”. It was always some crazy bullshit to piss off the person next to you and was GREAT. I miss it

There’s one guy that sounds exactly like smallishbeans, especially when he’s angry

in tabletop sim, to show someone your hand, you can right click on any card in your hand and one of the options is 'show hand', letting you choose which color to show your hand to

Dyno winning through gambling near his birthday is just so perfect

“The voltage of the electric shock will rise by one for every card drawn before a playable card is drawn” “One push-up for every card drawn due to the effect of +x cards” “Take a drink every time your turn is skipped due to a 🚫 or +x card” “Your nips will be pinched by the player calling you out if you forget to declare ‘UNO!’ on your last card (this rule replaces the requirement to draw cards when called out for failing to declare UNO)”

Colourless cards may actually be a pain in the ass used as I think they were intended... because they should act like normal colour numbers cards, meaning you can play them only on other colourless cards or same value cards, and you can play on them either colourless, same value or special cards. While usually you'd be using same colour you mostly won't with colourless because there are only nine of them making everyone keep drawing until, usually, a special is played. It's even worse if you use the "keep drawing until you can play" rule...

Dyno deserved to win. He dug his way all the way up from the trenches

Every time I see a Valefisk video all I can think of is the quote “In and out quick 20 minute adventure” and proceeds to torture his friends for like 5 hours

This is perfect! A nice way to wind down after work

38:56 It takes a certain type of person to know that if this person gets rid of their hand you can leave the torture... but choose to continue in case you win

When the Uno Amalgam comes out it'll be even worse

Dyno being a part of the 10% that didn't quite before his big win 🙏

51:32 Vale drawing one extra card that he didn't need to because he ignored the 2