I love how jerma seems to only think in modern day American terms, like in any fantasy game he'll always talk about the grocery store, lawyers and stuff, and will always call gold dollars instead.
@@carolinealmeida5606 nah, fam. 985 was the square root of his kill count. It isn’t 985 _squared_ because Jerma didn’t know how to put superscript in his username.
@@turntechgodhead1975 unfortunately I don't even remember this conversation now. Sorry. What a cruel thing to delete though Edit: looking at the context, it was probably a time stamp. Maybe I'll rewatch this video and find it but it'll probably be a while
@@jonathanoakes6135 I never did. I'm too damn soft to be evil in video games, and I'm too much of a compulsive item hoarder to eat enough food to get fat.
The Jerma985 mixed drink would be a small glass of milk, mixed with green food coloring, on the rocks. The garnish would just be the disapproving glare from the bartender
14:33 shout out to the chat member that said "We get it" because the mental image of Jerma's Fable character serving these beers and some drunk person in the tavern just yells at him is hilarious
@@GeeGe. Thomas Allen is still peeved about that time he loaned Jerma 5 bucks, and as soon as Jerma had the cash in hand he just let it go and watched the wind carry it down the street. “What the hell man,” Thomas said, incredulous. Jerma didn’t so much as glance back at Thomas as he replied: “You ain’t ever getting that back, bro. Just being straight with you.” But that’s between Thomas and Jerma; I never had any problems with the guy.
Does nobody have the guts to tell him that isn't his kid? In the spire for 10 years, come home to a 4 year old who's black, neither him or his wife are black...
Anybody else. Literally *anybody else* that just rambles while playing a mini-game (especially a Fable mini-game), and after like 30 seconds I’m closing the video. Not Jerma. The whole video could be him talking about shoes while doing the beer pouring mini-game and I’d gladly watch every moment.
Jerma uses video games to satiate his endless hunger for death and destruction. His mustache hair covers up his tiny demon horns, I know they’re there.
there is something to the Beer Gut thing. at least, in an older generation or people doing blue collar shit, they've usually got fat covering muscle. it's flab because they eat bad and drink beer and don't, like, do aerobics, but it's not flab because they don't lift shit. because they totally do. they lift shit all day, for _money._ it's unbelievable, but it's real. if they're squat and flabby, too, they don't even need to be good at fighting per se to have a good chance at fucking the other guy up. P.S. it's literal Kingpin-esque "This is pure MUSCLE" shit.
If you look at weightlifting competitions, those dudes look super flabby, but it's all covering a metric shit ton of muscle. The standard image of "muscles" that people typically think of, like Arnold Schwarzenegger? They get that through intentional dehydration.
jerma was accidentally almost right about gin and tonic, they come from British soldiers stationed in India in the 1800s who hated the taste of quinine tonic they had to take to not catch malaria and would mix it with gin to mask the flavor
I forgot just how bad the story is in this game. “We need to stop the bad guy. Let’s go enslave ourself to him for years, and help him build his doomsday device, accomplishing NOTHING”
Well the goal was to break Garth out of the Spire but it took all that time to even get the opening. He even states that it took his entire imprisionment just to save enough power to remove your collars.
Fable 2 had a weird character system, my hero just looked bruised all over and became fat for no reason, idk if it was the health potions but I didn't eat any food.
It wasn't even that long and if you were getting your panties in a twist over it, you weren't forced to watch it. Go do something else for a while, Jerma doesn't cater to you specifically
@@tailsfan23new I'm not upset, I am just very passionate about pouring beer. Not many people understand how important of a skill it is, yet so many people drink beer
In that whole very stoned drink podcast, Jerma wanting an extremely foamy drink and the whining about the one that exist sucks has the same energy as "I want ice on my drink but I don't want to see it float"
Genre defining stuff. So many fond memories of sitting around the table with my high school buds on Friday evening, ripping mad farts and poking holes in condoms and shooting chickens with blunderbusses. No wonder our teachers thought we’d grow up to be Satanists or whatever.
okay so new jerma viewer here! nd this was the first stream i caught live, i couldnt watch all of it because where i am this was live when i had school but I was so proud I caught the hamster dance and the divorse jsdvsksnsn
