A second upload today! This is VO from me in Fallen Aces, which has a demo out now! I try not to shill games I'm in too much on the main channel, but Oshry told me I could upload this and I thought it was pretty funny, and figured you'd get a kick out of it as a bonus upload for the day. EDIT: Oh right. I forgot to mention, sorry. This full file IS in the game and you CAN go find it. Go beat the shit out of me: FallenAsses.com
Fun fact: the name of the character is marty, who kept stealing food from the kitchen and then the chef put laxatives in the food. The information is found on a note that marty is unable to read
When playing the demo and finding the restroom, I knew from heart you're the only person on god's green earth who can and will voice something like that.
For as opaquely disgusting as this is to listen to... it is hilarious all the same, and the "NOT TODAY" at 1:50 had me rolling because it sounded so genuine! XD
With all the evidence, we can assume that it came out of the toilet. Standard toilet volume? Roughly taken from my own toilet, 7.5 inches in radius , 10 inches in depth. That’s roughly 1767 inches cubed. Or 7.6 liquid gallons. This man shat more than 7.6 gallons worth. I’d be impressed too with a performance like that. Edit: On a more accurate note. I doubt anyone’s toilet holds 7.6 gallons worth of anything. So what would be more accurate? No idea, just pointing out the fact that he said that he felt it pushing up against him and the proceeding words of “da big one” I can assume that he just filled that whole stall up.
I fled to the bathroom as all of the other enemies in the area saw me, and because there’s a hidden area right in the stall they all literally stacked up in the stall next to me and all of them were like “who’s there?” “come out wherever you are!” so i had to sit there, unmoving, listening to this and the guys so i didn’t get caught and it just kept on going. was literally one of the funniest things i’ve ever experienced
Now I want this to be hidden in some dark corner of the game. Just some locked bathroom stall and 5 and a half minutes of a man shitting himself half to death.
I’ve taken fat dumps and referred to them as “delivering the baby” My best friend asked me to never speak of it again This is as close an audio log as it gets
If you take the time to listen to this in game, they should make the guy shit himself hard enough to pass out so you can get past him without killing him. Good for the patient pacifist with a strong stomach.
Think this is disturbing as it is? Need to spice it up even more? HARD MODE: Go into a public bathroom, enter a stall, lock it, play this on your phone at max volume. I'm not strong enough to do this myself. Plus, I *really* don't want to make it sound like a man is in the women's bathroom.
Gianni is a professional shitter. There's clear cut spots for retakes; he has great _BOWEL CAPACITY,_ eats his Grape Nuts *and drinks psyllium husk with every meal.*
Only upon playing the game did I realise two things: 1. The volume is cranked up so high that this can be heard on an entire third of the map; 2. The audio *restarts* if you load a quick save or die. I was hey babe'd for a solid 45 minutes by this
Thanks to your profile image I read this in Sonic's voice and subsequently imagined a scenario where this was his response to Tails showing him this video.
My favourite thing about encountering this audio in the full game is how loud it is. Genuinely overpowering, earth shattering type stuff; this guy is fighting for his life. Now I don't know if this is intentional or not, but once you enter the bathroom the incident begins and what's worse is that it doesn't seem to have locational volume like other sound sources in the game. It always sounds like he's right next to you on the toilet, screaming and fighting for his life. This resulted in me having a gunfight, throwing goons everywhere and fighting tooth and nail, and I'm unable to hear anything, not the jazz music or the goons yelling or my character because this guy is shitting so loud that's overpowering everything sonically (and probably on a smell level too). Other sound sources in the same level like the street car, the jukebox or the furnace? They work fine and sound normal. But if you walk into the bathroom and activate this guy, you can hear him screaming on the other side of the map, just slightly muffled.
For a moment I thought this was you taking a break from voice acting and just posting a short and sweet 5 minute video of you playing a game. I realized how very wrong I was.
can't believe I listened to a guy not eating enough fiber, having problems with constapation problems for Five Goddamned Minutes And Thirty goddamned Seconds Just because Gianni posted it. Thats it, I got nothing more to say here
Dude I was just casually playing the game, exploring the place and I walked into the bathroom. I saw nothing was there so I was about to leave until I heard him talking behind the stall. I haven’t laughed that hard at a game in ages, especially when he didn’t expect it at the 2:56 mark 🤣
I played the demo today and it's freaking fantastic but... I pretty much prevented the shat of the century in my run by beating the everloving piss out of him before it happened.
