I like to think that the driver that ran, was the parent of one of the many babies Brian thought were speed bumps, enacting poetic justice, only for Stuwie to go back in time and save that baby murdering son of a bitch.
@@datniggaeazye.5968 Brian asked if he would get 3 square meals a day in jail which means 3 proper/scheduled meals every day but when he asked that the mayor misunderstood the question and assumed Brian asked if all the meals were square shaped and therefore answered “I can’t speak for the shape but the number sounds right,” because he knows the prisoners gets 3 meals a day.
That's the joke, Brian's a "deep thinking philosopher" who's so far up his own ass that he's actually lacking in common sense and a pretentious idiot. He's narcissistic, not intelligent.
Brian: Jail?! are you kidding me? Me: Dude, you were drunk driving, destroyed public government property, lied to the mayor, tried to pin the blame on mort, and almost cost everyone there Christmas because you were too much of a coward to fess up so what the fuck were you expecting to happen? man, they really fucked up Brian's character.
Their are both faults here. Brian was a selfish jerk but the mayor kind of overreacted. He did the equivalent to one kid throwing his ice cream on the floor so no one gets any,
@@theoneandonly9775 First off, you seem great. A really lovely person. Second, he's right. Probable cause only allows for you to get a warrant in the first place. Brian didn't have to open the trunk.
You know, criminals would probably just go quietly to jail without resisting if the cop arresting them spoke in a would-be calm voice like Sam Elliott. Takes the load right off.
@@LukeTalbo Then I go home And I'll go home and then go home and then go home and only then did I go home and then go home... Now why you guys weren't looking actually decided to turn around and go home
