Kirby Guy Theme Song Lyrics Susie: It seems today, That all you see, Is violence in movies, and sex on TV. Kirby: Buy where are those good old-fashioned values, NESP, Ribbon, Magolor, and Marx: On which we used to rely? Everyone: Lucky there's a Kirby guy🎶 Luck there's a boy who, Positively can do, All the things that make us, Marx: Laugh and Cry! Kirby, Susie, NESP, Ribbon, Magolor, and Marx: He's, a, Kirby, Guy!