Fantômas full band interview 12.18.1999 (St. Louis - Mississippi Nights) 

"Eat some shit...Because a million flies can't be wrong." Words to live by, people.

This is one of my favorite interviews - Mike is a combination of handsome, slightly disinterested, slightly amused and always impatient. But his complete lack of the need to please people makes him different and one of my favorites. They all have good chemistry together. Bunch of misfits but so adorable. ❤

Mike is one good looking man . Very intelligent as well. I respect how hard he works

mike and buzzo together are just too much power, nobody can handle this

Patton and Buzzo... two of my favorite people.

I, a single woman, would LOVE to go to a Fantômas concert (or any Mike Patton concert for that matter)

How beautiful he is

Trevor yelling slayer at dave is something i need to see

I'm a single woman and I would promise my first born to see these guys! I guess there are few of us..

Patton is awesome!!!!

Mike was so handsome there

Another jewel, thanks for keeping the vault open.

Buzz holding the whammy pedal close to his heart...

Can I please travel back to '99 and see these guys live again? Because that was one of the best live shows I'd ever seen and I want relive it over and over and over again if possible. Thanks.

Buzz should do comedy. He's a natural.

mike patton and buzz osbourne can crack jokes all day long

one of the 3 greatest shows i ever saw. great interview!

these guys are so hilarious together

This is such a great and funny interview! Love it!

this is the best thing i have ever seen. Cracks me up.

This was the first shows I went to as a 21 year old. There was plenty of troglodytes at the show I remember that clearly. I was a big Melvins and Mr. Bungle fan already not so much in to Slayer. I had gotten that first Fantomas album two weeks before this show and it totally changed the way I looked a music. Also I went to a strip club for the first time after the show, That night was one of the best times of my young life. God damn I feel old now.

what I've learnt from this great interview: - 90% of fantomas' audience is troglodytes wielding tire irons... - ...including women who are not single and come with the male troglodites OR they are the 10% - Buzz is in it for chicks and he's disappointed - Trevor is in it for the money and to yell "Slayer!" at Dave on stage What not to love?

i miss mississippi nights...

Buzz is so funny, always laugh at his laugh at his laugh at his laugh at his larf

Can someone please make a remix using 0:51 already, thank you

Dave's a killer drummer...I think the printing companies should stamp his logo on all note pads, legal pads, and sticky pads too.

SLAYER

@missmachine11 I went to see these guys by myself once, when I was a single woman. It ruled.

dearest Mike looks like Orlando Bloom here

Trevor looks like a puffin here

Those guys.

5:26 Don't say that, Buzzo. Don't give us *hope.* 🤣

Hey, I was there!

great AIC poster in the background.

Im a single chick and would bash my face against concrete for an hr to catch a Fantomas show.

I'm just absolutely shocked that single women don't go to Fantomas shows, lol.

RELAX!

6:59 is my favorite quote ever. Not just because its Patton either.

Ha, "The Kid" they're chewing out is their tourmate, Kid606.

that's good stuff

"Eat some shit, 'cause a million flies can't be wrong." Fuckin' genius, lol.

Mr. Techno

🖤PATTON FOR LIFE🖤

holy fuck Dave Trevor Buzzo and Mike plus there is a fucking AIC poster back there...

Buzzo's stash is in the whammy pedal for sure

COOL AIC poster. Wood love to have that "poster size" in my living room.

It's fucking metal music + karate

Mike lookin' like Orlando Bloom here. Anyway...7 years have gone by with no new Fantomas record. Patton has said he plans on making new material, as this band has a 'special place in his heart' (or something) but I am starting to think he lied.

"eat some shit...because a million flies can't be wrong" hahaha

"Women are simpletons"??? I met my girlfriend a year and a half ago at a Cattle Decap show... we saw Melvins and Mr Bungle back in May (2023) and we are hooked.

Christ, that’s Dave Lombardo!

Wtf has Miles Davis got to do with The Melvins? People who don't understand King Buzzo: he is F**KING with you! If Miles Davis came into the room they would arrange a jam.

If you don't knock it off mr osborn... ain't like there's ever any single girls at melvins shows. But lucky for us, you guys are that good. We hardly even notice the swarm of sausage

phantoms

@tractorballs Savage! There you are now, Buzz. Reform and stick us on the guest list.

@tractorballs I went to see these guys by myself once too. I have no friends.

WIZARD PATTON

Don't worry. This music is not for everyone.

The Alice poster in the back made this whole interview that much better.. Edit: it’s an odd poster choice tho, I don’t see Layne?

@FallingAlex Here :)

Those 5 bucks in Trevor's beanie is almost a definition of what being funny means.

@vithovenstyle right on...thanks!

A single woman at a Fantomas show is a huge turn on!

Why is no one talking about phat Eddie Vedder?? 😂🤭

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

Lombardo Looks Coked the fuck up here lol

I DO LIKE A CONCEPT FOR A SONG LIKE CUARTITO 22 , ALL IN YPPOUR IMAGINATION "WORKS" IT WILL BE MY NEW HIT IN MY WINDOW MEDIA PLAYES, WE LIKE LIDTEN TOGDTHR , YOU AND YOUR BAND , ALL TOGETHER.

Remember when you growled at me ????

And Dave the greatest fukin drummer in tha world. Wat are your thoughts on all this..........???? Some Slayer trivia. Dave came up with the original Slayer Pentagram logo, wich I doodle on every peice of paper i ve ever written on.

I laugh cos Buzz laughs

It was a great line up.... Patton, Buzz, Lombardo, the bassist I don't know him

as long as he buys a shirt who cares? :)

Buzzo is well aware of his size, he used to wear a mumu on stage inspired by the Simpsons episode where Homer gets morbidly obese.

What is Buzz fiddling with?

wow. mike patton fan, dillinger escape plan fan, single, and no kids (yet). haha you might be the perfect chick.

I wonder how much shampoo Buzz has to use when he takes a shower. Im not saying he has dreads, but I think I heard 1 time that the way to get dreads is u half to stop washing your hair......Is that true??? Any1 Any1????

Best band ever. Worst cameraman ever.

Hilarious 😂

Don´t know bob patiñho have a real band

Is Buzz going to the strip club later? Folding up all his dollar bills...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nice buzz,,weren't you married bro

Nah, I can't cook for shit.

Ok maybe im dumb but i dont understand the single woman connection to promising your kid to see them live

Toxic stuff

trogladyte...

I hate cliques, always hated the group mentality at school, follow the fashion so to say. We are better than them, or so we thought. Really appreciate the music these chaps make but they are indistinguishable from said groups, so disappointing.

MIKE I GIVE YOU A HOMEWORK , DO YOU WANT , TO MAKE AN OTHER SONG LIKE CUARTITO 22, THAT ALL PEOPLE KNOWS A REAL TALENT MAN ( MEN) FAITH NO MORE, A REAL MEN BAND

so everythin was about chicks i'm very dissapointed

Tour Australia again, and as a singleton, I shall attend.