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Farewell To The Choco Taco | T****'s Fake Electors Leave Incriminating Email Trail 

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Stephen recommends Ben & Jerry's Americone Dream to anyone who is upset about the loss of the Choco Taco, and he looks at a bombshell report from the New York Times about the former president's scheme to send fake electors to Congress after the 2020 election. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@mrsstaff7876
@mrsstaff7876 2 года назад
Mike Pence got higher up the ladder than Matt Gaetz ever will so he really shouldn’t be talking about Pence not being a leader, also Pence was more of a leader on January 6th than the actual leader.
@MaryamofShomal
@MaryamofShomal 2 года назад
And unlike Mike Pence who is just a maybe, Matt Gaetz is *definitely* going to prison.
@eartherinfire
@eartherinfire 2 года назад
Which still isn’t saying much; they are all The Swamp. Vote better, America!
@daylight8208
@daylight8208 2 года назад
But pence is pretty funny
@doithimaceabhard7457
@doithimaceabhard7457 2 года назад
This is where it begins, the legend of Mike Pence saving America... saved by a wet wank sock, sad
@jimbintz2424
@jimbintz2424 2 года назад
"underaged women" should be replaced with "girls" in every instance.
@newmoon766
@newmoon766 2 года назад
Hi Jim. Semantics are never simple. Neither is sexual identity. I'm a post-menopausal girly-girl. People are always grasping for new linguistics, for whatever reasons. Suggestion: "The Secret Lives of Words". You seem like a seeker.
@ecastlevania838
@ecastlevania838 2 года назад
If I understand what you are saying, I agree. Putting the word "woman" in there is extremely problematic because the whole point is that Gaetz targeted children, not women. That's the literal definition of "underaged" as in not able to legally consent, as in not adults. Using "women" softens the hideousness of what he did. Saying "underaged women" misrepresents who the victims were.
@haruruben
@haruruben 2 года назад
“Alternative” electors… like “alternative” facts-lies
@Wednesdaywoe1975
@Wednesdaywoe1975 2 года назад
I'm so glad Mike Pence's life in Indiana is so pleasant. The people who contracted AIDS when he cut funding and closed clinics can't say the same.
@DARWINZOO
@DARWINZOO 2 года назад
Trump defunded our global first response teams. I don't mean CDC or World Health org. I mean infectious disease scientists. Independent ones.
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 2 года назад
Makes you wonder if that lawyer figured none of this would fly and just, did not give a fuck about leaving evidence. “Screw it, we’re screwed and I might as well screw everyone else along the way”
@MyFiddlePlayer
@MyFiddlePlayer 2 года назад
Unfortunately, I think the actual reason was that he thought the coup would succeed...TFG would give everyone pardons, and therefore evidence wouldn't matter. Autocracies don't follow any rules except their own.
@brianfreland9065
@brianfreland9065 2 года назад
Sociopaths and narcissists always think they're smarter than everyone else and believe they couldn't be caught. It's a trait they all have in common
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад
“Things are looking a little rough right now” -literally the biggest understatement ever.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад
The world is going to hell, literally. It's on fire! At least we have comedy to make us laugh about it all.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 2 года назад
Marijuana stopped Hitler. Wouldn't it be fucking amazing if voting adults were smart enough to learn? *Hemp for Victory,* US Dept of Agriculture 1942: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682 Yes, I know. It's just "spam." Learning is hard, so just call it "spam."
@JohnDoe-jh5yr
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 года назад
Dingus ex Machina is the best nickname in a while.
@daemenoth
@daemenoth 2 года назад
best one ever was "super callous fragile racist sexist nazi potus"
@pkp6791
@pkp6791 2 года назад
Stephen Colbert! You are hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laughs!! That Buffalo Bill imitation was fabulous!
@MMuraseofSandvich
@MMuraseofSandvich 2 года назад
Pence is trying so hard to look like Bill Buckley, but I look at him and only the phrase "plantation owner" comes up in my head.
@alex35agm
@alex35agm 2 года назад
Mannequin comes to my mind.
@jacklawer6389
@jacklawer6389 2 года назад
Pence, Madam Tussos calling they want you back at the museum
@cathywethington5913
@cathywethington5913 2 года назад
Every time I hear his name, I visualize him slumped in a zombie like stupor while trump was talking. When I saw that picture the first time, I wondered if he was asking himself how stupid a person needs to be to hitch their political career to someone as bombastic and toxic as tfg
@annemettefrederiksen7751
@annemettefrederiksen7751 2 года назад
Really? Cause i keep thinking Mayonnaise, same look, same amount of charisma and absolutely no flavour or just texture..
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 года назад
Matt Gaetz was looking for some 'student action'... Open the Prison Gaetz Roll out the Welcome Matt
@lizpedano1542
@lizpedano1542 2 года назад
Hahaha lmao 😂
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
I suppose you think you are clever with such pathetic word play???
@TheUluxian
@TheUluxian 2 года назад
@@ricksanchez9798 Jealous?
@TheUluxian
@TheUluxian 2 года назад
I heard he just happened to be in town doing some shopping. Nothing big..Just some minor purchases..
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
@@TheUluxian why would I be? my wordsmithing is far superior......
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 2 года назад
He invited....He incited.....They rioted Then he denied it Even though he'd implied it Now he MUST be indicted.
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
If only any of it was fucking true.... maybe then your delusions would actually be real.....
@spicyirwin5835
@spicyirwin5835 2 года назад
U forgot extorted! His call for votes to Ga could get any prisoner to talk! Ukraine took integrity even with Putin surrounding them so no American cannot VOTE!
@bennettgrimm2618
@bennettgrimm2618 2 года назад
Yeah fuck that Capitol hill occupied protest, why aren't any of those people in jail?
@renegade44040
@renegade44040 2 года назад
Where the hell have I been? I've never even heard of it. chocolate taco Klondike bar.
@TheShaddy15
@TheShaddy15 2 года назад
Then you havent lived, it is amazing, i mean...was 😢.
@jillv4006
@jillv4006 2 года назад
Me either. Perhaps it was a regional thing.
@thathobbitlife
@thathobbitlife 2 года назад
Its Chaco Taco.. not a klondike, just made by the company. If you go to any gas store or convenience store like 7-11 they usually have them with the single serve ice creams. They're not sold in a box very often.
@jillv4006
@jillv4006 2 года назад
@@thathobbitlife oh, that explains why I’ve never heard of it. I’ve never had ice cream at a convenience store before. Thank you.
@gabelogan5877
@gabelogan5877 2 года назад
I love how this channel has made Trump's name in its titles a censored profanity.
@theozlander4629
@theozlander4629 2 года назад
He also won't say his name in any segment lol
@silvertree2189
@silvertree2189 Год назад
@@theozlander4629 Brilliant! lol
@goahead3995
@goahead3995 2 года назад
I am a health care provider in Arizona. When I was leaving work today, there was a huge SUV in our parking lot with a humongous blue flag that said, "F*ck Biden!". I just chuckled pretty hard. It's an ID sign that represents this guy's level of intelligence. 🤣
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 2 года назад
And if you approached the owner to ask, what that's supposed to mean "fruck", or "fluck"? He wouldn't even understand the question. These guys are brainless.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 2 года назад
Wait... have the MAGAts forgotten what "Let's Go Brandon" actually means? I mean, if they have, great! But they were still totally in love with it just a few months ago.
@poodarillajones423
@poodarillajones423 2 года назад
They REAR TRUMP !!! SCARED to the point they will stoop so low . Pathetic & disgusting Dem. ...... FEAR TRUMP !!!!!
@lindzieh
@lindzieh 2 года назад
Do you work near me because I think I’ve seen that same car driving around??
@hollybeary
@hollybeary 2 года назад
I once saw a huge pickup in a Target parking lot with that very same sticker, along with a MAGA and a Ted Nugent one. Scary.
@Jen.Nicole
@Jen.Nicole 2 года назад
I'll never understand why the choco taco was never sold as a desert option at Taco Bell 🤯
@joenarbaiz1640
@joenarbaiz1640 2 года назад
*dessert option.
@boldtaa
@boldtaa 2 года назад
It was. I worked at Taco Bell in Florida mid 90s. We sold the choco taco and it was incredible.
@Jen.Nicole
@Jen.Nicole 2 года назад
@@joenarbaiz1640 Sorry about that mistake. I'm a grammar freak but mentally exhausted and fighting sleep. 🥴
@bradcarver8127
@bradcarver8127 2 года назад
It was when I worked there in 04-05. I would steal one every shift.
@Jen.Nicole
@Jen.Nicole 2 года назад
@@boldtaa That's awesome to hear!! I'm in central Pennsylvania and Taco Bells seem to be scarce here. My insanely small town just put one in about six years ago.
@HappyFunTimeMedia
@HappyFunTimeMedia 2 года назад
Ben and Jerry's should start making it's own Chaco Tacos.
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 2 года назад
Well, if they did I'm sure they'd be delicious, but $20 a box or something, ha.
@alinchitown7556
@alinchitown7556 2 года назад
Colbert at his best the Gates line a classic give his writers a raise.
@juraj_b
@juraj_b 2 года назад
time?
@BooksForever
@BooksForever 2 года назад
Wait, this grammatical mess has already been edited? My god... how bad was it originally?
@alinchitown7556
@alinchitown7556 2 года назад
Wait grammar counts on RU-vid 😂😂😂. Sister Anne is going smack my knuckles for forgetting my English grammar lessons.
@lightyagami351
@lightyagami351 2 года назад
@@juraj_b 8:50.
@jamesmif
@jamesmif 2 года назад
*Gaetz
@jacobbosley1946
@jacobbosley1946 2 года назад
It's like being subpoenaed to a hearing accusing you of inciting violence and in the same day going in front of news demanding people go on the offensive to defend your innocence.
@leopardscarf
@leopardscarf 2 года назад
Oh, Stephen!! When you began the “Aveeno” skin dance, it was INSTANTLY recognizable as that character! I laughed SO HARD! You were great!! Thank you, dear “Senator” Colbert. Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
@pennymitchell8523
@pennymitchell8523 2 года назад
Maybe also......Congressman Kimmell.....Senator Bee....President Stewart......
@wrongturnVfor
@wrongturnVfor 2 года назад
no it doesnt. I love stephen as a comedy show host but we shouldnt just pick anyone we like in any capacity as politicians. There are plenty progressive candidates already trying hard to get into the house and senate, lets help them first, shall we?
@branjosnow6244
@branjosnow6244 2 года назад
PMSL at that, too funny.
@ALCRAN2010
@ALCRAN2010 2 года назад
Didn't Colbert do a gag where he had a PAC for public office?
@TheRobWay1
@TheRobWay1 2 года назад
😂 I read this comment before seeing the dance..omg that didn’t disappoint !😂
@alchemysolgod
@alchemysolgod 2 года назад
I actually had the Americone Dream for the first time the other day and it was incredible.
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 2 года назад
Did you eat the whole container in 1 sitting?
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад
Wow! I have to try it now!
@AlexandarHullRichter
@AlexandarHullRichter 2 года назад
@@Omni0404 IDK how someone can not do that.
@boarder6246
@boarder6246 2 года назад
It’s one of the best ice cream ever
@PamelaDrake215
@PamelaDrake215 2 года назад
I had it years ago at the close of my tour of the Ben and Jerry's factory. I liked it so much I bought the t-shirt: I ATE THE AMERICONE DREAM.
@danieluhl6131
@danieluhl6131 2 года назад
Cleta Mitchell must be feeling validated, knowing her brave male plotters thought so highly of her contributions to the effort.
@aliahnicole434
@aliahnicole434 2 года назад
6:00 his hips don’t lie
@HikerBiker
@HikerBiker 2 года назад
Shows how little I deal with fast foods, I've never heard of Choco Taco till now. Thank you for bringing me up to speed with the news.
@jailcatjones3250
@jailcatjones3250 2 года назад
It's not fast food lol, it's an ice cream taco that you could buy from any gas station that sold ice cream. Usually in one of those freezer chests with a sliding door on top.
@Erik-nj6fs
@Erik-nj6fs 2 года назад
Pence describing the specs on his fucking lawnmower killed me😂
@cathywethington5913
@cathywethington5913 2 года назад
Yeah, as if he would even know how to mount one
@alfonsocarranza4852
@alfonsocarranza4852 2 года назад
Silence of the lamb, buffalo bill dance had me 💀
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 2 года назад
Totally hiLarious ✅
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
Yeah, he'd know all about how serial killers act right???
@daemenoth
@daemenoth 2 года назад
@@ricksanchez9798 didn't he play one in csi?
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
@@daemenoth I'm pretty sure he sold out for some form of screen time, this isn't getting him any viewers ...... I'm just here to burst their fantasy bubble.....
@daemenoth
@daemenoth 2 года назад
@@ricksanchez9798 you are the one in a fantasy... the comments and views say people thought it was a funny bit. How exactly did you figure you lame passive aggressive comment would accomplish that anyways... you fail as a troll dirty sanchez
@JackSears95
@JackSears95 2 года назад
If Stephen were an animal, he’d be a polar bear. Then he could be Stephen Cold Bear.
@mariahgrimes207
@mariahgrimes207 2 года назад
I see a microbrew , hear me out, stephens cold beer 🍺 🤓
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
No, he'd be the same animal every politician would be....a mother fucking weasel.....
@susanfanning9480
@susanfanning9480 2 года назад
Groan....🤪
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 2 года назад
He and Gary Mule Deer can hang out.
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 2 года назад
Never heard of a chaco taco, thought he was talking about a taco restaurant chain. 🤣
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
Why not? they appropriated every thing else......
@boo_boobus22
@boo_boobus22 2 года назад
How is not everyone involved charged with treason. If that ain't it I don't know what is
@biblioeditor9355
@biblioeditor9355 2 года назад
White Privilege at the highest level
@MadDragon75
@MadDragon75 2 года назад
Brought out like a rockstar... Taken off stage like a funeral. 🤣😂🤣 See what happens when you hire teenagers to set the stage?
@briangill23
@briangill23 2 года назад
The Choco taco is a goddamn American icon and I for one am incredibly depressed about this news
@briankimzey6519
@briankimzey6519 2 года назад
Yep, it's going the way of the American constitution
@alanai1981
@alanai1981 2 года назад
WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED. WHATS HAPPENING??
@Opinionsrnotfacts574
@Opinionsrnotfacts574 2 года назад
Trump giving a speech on crime - at last he has a topic to speak about for which he is an actual subject matter expert on.
@susanfanning9480
@susanfanning9480 2 года назад
Well, if you put it that way, you're right .🤪
@anthonyto1993
@anthonyto1993 2 года назад
PASSAGE OF TIME 🙏
@fayboedecker2532
@fayboedecker2532 2 года назад
Actually, not so. He still thinks he was right on the attack, inciting a riot, willfully refused to do the job. He still thinks he can rail up the folks again. Because, the law enforcement hasn't come for him yet
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 2 года назад
Would be first time in his life
@telebubba5527
@telebubba5527 2 года назад
@@fayboedecker2532 No he doesn't. He knows full well what he did and that he's wrong. Why else would het eat papers or try to flush them down the toilet, not to mention all the other cover-ups. He's just trying to drag things out, because it worked in the past, but this time justice will come for him and his cronies. Rest assured.
@michaelg3088
@michaelg3088 2 года назад
Matt Gaetz still isn't in prison yet. Sad. Lame.
@embreis2257
@embreis2257 2 года назад
or at least expelled from Congress
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 2 года назад
From "alternative facts" to "alternative votes." How it began. How it ended.
@saar144
@saar144 2 года назад
Ended? It’s only the beginning
@NileshR12
@NileshR12 2 года назад
That's so true!
@NileshR12
@NileshR12 2 года назад
@@saar144 Oh God I hope not
@El.MocoLoco
@El.MocoLoco 2 года назад
I've seen more evidence that Joe Biden and his wife are racists than I have that US elections are secure but what do I know as a breakfast taco Between Democrat vaccine mandates upon minorities while still trying to disarm us I've grown tired of taco jokes
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад
Please, America, don't make another 2016 mistake!
@jpablo700
@jpablo700 2 года назад
I read about the choco taco on Monday and was at a hardware store yesterday that had them at checkout. Picked it up and it is certainly unique. It's like eating a chocolate dipped cone but every bite has chocolate, nuts, ice cream, fudge and waffle cone in it. Definitely unique...
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 2 года назад
YES, that is what's great about it! All the stuff in every bite!
@tootiredforthis1
@tootiredforthis1 2 года назад
OK but how much ice cream exploded out the back on your first few bites? Lol that happened to me a lot at least
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 2 года назад
@@tootiredforthis1 Eating a CT is an art, but even with all the talent in the world it may not go according to plan, but then there's the art of eating the mess off your hand. 😆
@tootiredforthis1
@tootiredforthis1 2 года назад
@@audreymuzingo933 each one is a different experience based on how goopified the inside is, as mine were usually from the ice cream man they were TREMENDOUSLY GOOPY. I definitely got better at the second art before the first lol
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 2 года назад
@@tootiredforthis1 Mmmmmmmmmm
@chrisdonovan8795
@chrisdonovan8795 2 года назад
When the judge sentences him, it has to include a smile emoji.
@KnowItAllDM
@KnowItAllDM 2 года назад
Americone Dream is actually one of my favorite flavors.
@cindyyeager8627
@cindyyeager8627 2 года назад
Such a man now. Riding a John Deere mower with mother Pence cracking the whip. At least he can afford Olive Garden.
@cathywethington5913
@cathywethington5913 2 года назад
Yeah I'm sure he does his own mowing. It's how he keeps his lily white skin
@sybillestahl8646
@sybillestahl8646 2 года назад
Sounds like a nice mower. I wouldn’t mind having one of those.
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 2 года назад
"Arizona Lawyer"... is almost a punchline in itself!
@Silverpup67
@Silverpup67 2 года назад
Florida Lawyer is funnier
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
They are called "legal attorneys" the word "lawyer" is a crude contraction of the words "your law" because for the peasants it was their law and not the "royal circles" law......
@TheTheloniusPunk
@TheTheloniusPunk 2 года назад
Weak joke, but Rick Sanchez saved the thread!
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
@@TheTheloniusPunk if only I could save the world.....
@christyadams9235
@christyadams9235 2 года назад
The Buffalo Bill commercial is the best thing I've seen in ever. Thank you for that
@l.w.4701
@l.w.4701 2 года назад
Ah yes!!! Colbert’s Americone Dream… love it 😍
@LooseConnection
@LooseConnection 2 года назад
It's just like taco bell removing the Mexican pizza to have a manufactured demand and scarcity
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 2 года назад
Don't remind me, I still feel traumatized 😭
@eddierayvanlynch6133
@eddierayvanlynch6133 2 года назад
Or the Twinkie debacle Or New Coke
@austrarobust8993
@austrarobust8993 2 года назад
Not the choco taco.🥺 Its ice cream wrapped in cone, the greatest. 🙏
@colorfulwater5070
@colorfulwater5070 2 года назад
So many laughs during such a dark time. Thank you. Hello so we don't cry.
@Brett_S_420
@Brett_S_420 2 года назад
The choco-taco is awesome if IF the waffle cone/taco shell hasn't gotten all soggy from being in their freezer forever.
@sbwan
@sbwan 2 года назад
6:01-6:11 IM STILL LAUGHING!!! 🤣🤣🤣 No hyperbole This is the funniest thing you will see all night
@ninjaninja1720
@ninjaninja1720 2 года назад
I refuse to buy any other ice cream based on a late night show. Americone Dream all the way!
@ameliakat9982
@ameliakat9982 2 года назад
It is delicious
@Goatchild90
@Goatchild90 2 года назад
that "Martha My Dear" at the end was great
@NileshR12
@NileshR12 2 года назад
I loved the Choco Taco! It's so good! Why are they getting rid of it? It was so tasty!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад
It's a sad day for stoners!
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 2 года назад
What'd....? Never had one & never heard of iT
@Curt_Randall
@Curt_Randall 2 года назад
choco tacos were better than klondikes.
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
Because corporations don't give a shit about their customer base when they can just get bailed out of failure with the American workers tax money.........
@uweshep4578
@uweshep4578 2 года назад
Based on him showing it was based on product performance over the last 2 years...If you think about it we have been dealing with COVID the last 2 years. Most of the prime places to buy Choco Tacos: Beaches, side walk vendors, parks, sporting events, carnivals...even ice cream trucks were less attended/visited than ever. So while anyone can go to the supermarket and get a Klondike or a cone, people didn't have the option to buy as many tacos. So when they did a company review and realized one product had to make the cut, it was the taco. It should have been the cones though!
@violetxoxox
@violetxoxox 2 года назад
Americone Dream is still my go-to B&J flavor. When it first came out, I was afraid it would be a limited edition, but it’s still here more than a decade later. I still can’t believe the local grocery store in the teeny, tiny Trumper town I [unfortunately] moved to in 2012 carries it, but YAY!!! 🥰
@vailryan5682
@vailryan5682 2 года назад
I had one of those the other week. The shell was the texture and flavor of what I'd imagine cardboard would be.
@user-zy4wv7yx1z
@user-zy4wv7yx1z 2 года назад
Americans love their low quality desserts. The more corn syrup and unpronounceable ingredients, the more they love it
@mikefromwa
@mikefromwa 2 года назад
"Schooled by a guy who's not allowed within 50 ft of one" *OUCH* that's gonna leave a mark.
@CarlosEnriqueAmaro
@CarlosEnriqueAmaro 2 года назад
How have I never heard of the Choco taco until now? I’m sure it has more protein and is still healthier than Taco Bell 🌮 😅
@El.MocoLoco
@El.MocoLoco 2 года назад
Did you notice Jill BidenX PhD referred to us as breakfast tacos? White people live in their own racist world
@calisahardy4845
@calisahardy4845 2 года назад
Choco Tacos are so good and only slightly healthier than Taco Bell. 😏
@aftersexhighfives
@aftersexhighfives 2 года назад
Yeah you've been living under a rock.
@daveprout5373
@daveprout5373 2 года назад
Apparently, I have as well
@brandiebishop8473
@brandiebishop8473 2 года назад
Fun fact, Taco Bell used to sell them!
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 2 года назад
love you Stephen!
@jessielovve
@jessielovve 2 года назад
I'm going to miss 😢 the choco taco I found about it in San Antonio in 2000 it was one of my favorite favorite 👋 choco taco
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
Get used to it, they don't care about their customers when they can just get bailed out.....I say stop feeding these monsters and quit buying anything, show them where the power really exists........... DEFUND THE GOVERNMENT, STOP PAYING TAXES.....
@infinitysteppingstone331
@infinitysteppingstone331 2 года назад
"Democracy is hanging on only by a pube..." --Stephen Colbert 🤣🤣🤣
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 2 года назад
This literally made me go to the store just to buy the last package of Choco Tacos I will ever have. They were already gone.
@andrewvanatta1569
@andrewvanatta1569 2 года назад
Don't give up hope just yet. Twinkies were supposed to get discontinued a few years ago, but as soon as people learned they were going away, demand went through the roof and Hostess decided to keep making them. I suspect that was the plan all along.
@JesusCheeseburger
@JesusCheeseburger 2 года назад
@@andrewvanatta1569 Someone bought Hostess and brought them back
@roywilson4514
@roywilson4514 2 года назад
Always love the digs at Taco Bell 😂
@dennisp3314
@dennisp3314 2 года назад
The Monkeypox "wait & see attitude" - reminds me of way back when Aids was rearing its ugly head. Once people realized it was mostly a "Homosexual" problem it was like - Ho hum who cares ? Then, they realized it was affecting "normal, good folks", it was like THIS IS an Emergency !
@seandockery8896
@seandockery8896 2 года назад
Doing bad things in the name of how bad someone else is is low. So much self righteousness.
@tempesnyder6243
@tempesnyder6243 2 года назад
The music from those trumpet players at the end was stunning!
@Jasper_Yay636
@Jasper_Yay636 2 года назад
I’ll take humor over assault weapons every day and twice on Sunday.
@janedoe247
@janedoe247 2 года назад
“Most Republican men can’t find the clavita” lmao!!! Amongst other things!!! 😂
@MasMarley94
@MasMarley94 2 года назад
You got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I'll moisturizer me" 🤣🤣🤣☠️
@cryptovive3835
@cryptovive3835 2 года назад
Choco Taco was my favorite when I was a kid! I always picked it when the Ice Cream Truck came!
@KoD
@KoD 2 года назад
There's not been enough time to even watch this entire clip but I already know it will make me laugh. Thank you Stephen for the joy and entertainment!
@El.MocoLoco
@El.MocoLoco 2 года назад
Did it make you laugh when Jill BidenX PhD referred to us as breakfast tacos?
@lizpedano1542
@lizpedano1542 2 года назад
@@El.MocoLoco Oh get a life and grow up ... such immaturity with trumps ilk
@sergioleal613
@sergioleal613 2 года назад
We need to stop calling them republicans and start calling them traitors.
@El.MocoLoco
@El.MocoLoco 2 года назад
You have no issues with Jill BidenX PhD calling us breakfast tacos? I am Mexican American not LatinX or a breakfast taco I don't seek help or approval from white people regarding the rights of my people to armed self defense against racist white people. Somebody who stands with the Ukraine against Russian tyranny should understand that. Ukrainians were stupid for listening to Bill Clinton to give up their nuclear weapons. Only an idiot depends on Democrats to protect them. My guns are more reliable than Democrat promises Armed minorities are harder to oppress
@sergioleal613
@sergioleal613 2 года назад
@@El.MocoLoco wtf are you going on about, since when was Jill in a place of power. Did you vote for her? Did anyone? But I guess you prefer to be called a murder and rapist by trump. Weird standard there, buddy. And also look at my name, don’t go race on me when we from the same rasa carnal
@El.MocoLoco
@El.MocoLoco 2 года назад
@@sergioleal613 ok breakfast taco. What do you know about how much Mexicans hate being referred to as Latinx?
@El.MocoLoco
@El.MocoLoco 2 года назад
@@sergioleal613 I didn't elect Donald Trump I voted third party and it wasn't Trump or Republicans who tried to force vaccine mandates upon my family and still trying to disarm us as if we can't be trusted with firearms or medical decisions on our own But go on with your story
@sergioleal613
@sergioleal613 2 года назад
@@El.MocoLoco you’re one of em, regardless of how you voted. People with issues with vaccines are mentally ill.
@RedRiley89
@RedRiley89 2 года назад
When I herd that the Choco taco was getting discontinued, I had to get some Americone Dream to cure the sad news lol
@chrisdonovan8795
@chrisdonovan8795 2 года назад
I never knew about Choco Tacos and now I have to live with the misery of having never tasted one.
@Janiece.DuPree
@Janiece.DuPree 2 года назад
OMG the Avenida endorsement is the funniest thing I have seen in ages. Laughing oh so hard and loud.
@leesilm.4432
@leesilm.4432 2 года назад
I'm sorry, somehow all his referring to her as 'mother' I lost that Pence's wife's name was Karen. Suddenly his being so blase about someone screaming for his head, makes a lot more sense.
@greenredblue
@greenredblue 2 года назад
It feels weird to call the Choco Taco appropriative, considering just about the only thing American tacos have in common with the original dish is the name. ;-)
@philgroves7694
@philgroves7694 2 года назад
On fire tonight, Mr. Colbert! On fire! Thanks!
@dennisnickoloff1723
@dennisnickoloff1723 2 года назад
Cruz entrance to whatever shit show that was has to be one of the most ridiculous things I've seen. It's amazing that people respond positively to this behavior
@melaniecarroll1305
@melaniecarroll1305 2 года назад
Colbert is so damn funny… dancing silence of the lambs 🤣
@muskrat18
@muskrat18 2 года назад
This isn't the first time I'm eating Americone Dream while watching Stephen Colbert, and it won't be the last.
@chelyalynniyah1997
@chelyalynniyah1997 2 года назад
I love, love love St. Vincent's black lace pantsuit. It reminded me of a time when I was looking for a similar lace pantsuit, for a Prince Concert, back in '98!!! Oh, the memories...
@melissamorton1282
@melissamorton1282 2 года назад
I never even heard of a Choco taco until now lol 😆😆😆
@arnoldsherrill2585
@arnoldsherrill2585 2 года назад
Trump giving a speech on crime is like an arsonist giving a presentation on fire prevention in the middle of a forest during summer
@trucker8084
@trucker8084 2 года назад
It's like Stephen Colbert hosting a late night comedy based talk show!
@daemenoth
@daemenoth 2 года назад
@@trucker8084 nobody is forcing you to watch him. Sounds like you prefer clowns like trump anyways. While you are down there on his nuts are they orange with a combover too?
@TheUluxian
@TheUluxian 2 года назад
@@trucker8084 Apparently the term "false equivalence" isn't taught to 2 week old troll accounts....🙄
@billbradskey7063
@billbradskey7063 2 года назад
3 replies and I can see 1
@barbourgirl78
@barbourgirl78 2 года назад
😆😆😆
@kateuhler7803
@kateuhler7803 2 года назад
So...a criminal giving a speech on crime... just, WOW. Lol...
@TheLadyMaul
@TheLadyMaul 2 года назад
Frank Pembleton nailed it when he said, "Crime makes you stupid."
@mrzoinky5999
@mrzoinky5999 2 года назад
Ooooh man I've never seen a Choco Taco before - I WANT ONE !
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 года назад
Mike Pence loves Olive Garden, because he actually thinks of them as family...
@matthew1182
@matthew1182 2 года назад
They're also painfully mediocre.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад
Probably calls the waitress Mother.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 2 года назад
Olive Garden 🤢
@reneemb4319
@reneemb4319 2 года назад
“… democracy is hanging on by a pube.”
@El.MocoLoco
@El.MocoLoco 2 года назад
He should have said what when Democrats tried to force vaccine mandates upon minorities while simultaneously trying to disarm us as if we can't be trusted with firearms and medical decisions on our own
@xJericho82
@xJericho82 2 года назад
The "Buffalo Bill"-bit was pure gold! :D
@juliemackenzie1978
@juliemackenzie1978 2 года назад
Great monologue. 👍😊👏😂🤣😜
@melissaweyrick5311
@melissaweyrick5311 2 года назад
If I ever hear a peep about Hillary's Emails again? 🙄
@CLYMA1.5CHAINZ
@CLYMA1.5CHAINZ 2 года назад
Thanks Stephen!! U make me ignore the rest of the worldly problems! Haha
@InfernoFoundry
@InfernoFoundry 2 года назад
Gotta love ol' Chuck Heston in the Monkey Pox bit.. "Damn you dirty apes all to hell!"
@zzzubmno2755
@zzzubmno2755 2 года назад
Ive never even heard of a choco taco. Guess I wont miss it.
@davea6314
@davea6314 2 года назад
"Don't make us think about grass growing Mike [Pence], it's more exciting than you are." -Stephen Cobert
@ricksanchez9798
@ricksanchez9798 2 года назад
Yeah, they can't think with all the flouride numbing their minds as it is.....
@davea6314
@davea6314 2 года назад
@@ricksanchez9798 How long did it take for you to get brainwashed by the Don the Con Trump worshiping propaganda on Faux (Fox) News, lying OAN, lying Newsmax, and the other Trump worshiping nut jobs on the internet?
@erichnussbaum
@erichnussbaum 2 года назад
The main problem in prosecuting Donald Trump: Which of the long list of crimes to investigate first?
@squaregangster
@squaregangster 2 года назад
Fine, Mexicans should drop their own version of Chaco taco anyway
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 2 года назад
I'd buy that! More likely it would be made with real cream, vanilla, and chocolate... maybe make a flan or horchata version! 😋
@barryl.spencer1564
@barryl.spencer1564 2 года назад
I'm 70 and never in my life have I heard of the choco taco. I think I missed something good. Were they sold in Michigan?
@d.v.592
@d.v.592 2 года назад
Stephen Colbert...please tell them to add more waffle to the ice cream!! I love it though!!
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 2 года назад
Vote Democratic in the midterms!!! 🔵
@GildaLee27
@GildaLee27 2 года назад
The Choco Taco's waffle 'tortilla' was never crispy and the whole thing contained maybe 2 tablespoons of ice cream at most. That it was sold for 40 years is a small miracle.
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 2 года назад
“But… bu-…. But her emails!”
@jameschan9634
@jameschan9634 2 года назад
The Choco Taco was the ONLY product from Klondike that I would buy. Those things were addicting.
@AlexandarHullRichter
@AlexandarHullRichter 2 года назад
In the Americone Dream, let's not forget that Ben & Jerry's makes the best vanilla on the planet! I almost got one of those a few days ago, but I'm too much of a chocolate fudge brownie person
@wayneperry7413
@wayneperry7413 2 года назад
Obviously you’ve never tried Norgen Daaz
@OriginalGabriel
@OriginalGabriel 2 года назад
With all due respect, Choco Taco being discontinued is not a joking matter
@artistsComplex
@artistsComplex 2 года назад
I am in shambles! 😭😭😭
@blackrevelproductions
@blackrevelproductions 2 года назад
such a genius dessert
@user-zy4wv7yx1z
@user-zy4wv7yx1z 2 года назад
Go to your local little ice cream shop and eat some real ice cream instead of whatever tf preservative mess is in one of those tacos
@evenlytoasted
@evenlytoasted 2 года назад
"There re things in life so serious all one can do is laugh. " -Voltaire
@PTSarah32
@PTSarah32 2 года назад
Such a delicious dessert
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