I can't believe you reviewed this movie! I cannot believe you reviewed this movie! How could you have done this? How could you have reviewed this movie?!
I feel like the movie is all a fantasy/dream of the guy getting hit by the car. Could explain the plotholes, bizarre powers he seems to have and that his doc is (of course) his lost childhood sweetheart. The references to pills/drugs could be doctors and nurses giving him meds and he doesn't want them but can't physically act on it and comes up with situations involving them in his "plot" ?
@@joelgordon7814 I'll bet the pills came with the mail, and it was the President of the Bank who sent them. 🤣🤣 Thank god Neil ditched them before getting hooked.
I showed my roommate this movie. At the opening scene in the storage locker, he turns to me and goes, "well, this isn't bad cinematography, like picture quality for... the 90's, right?" I wish you all could've seen the look on his face when I said, "Nick... this was made in 2013."
Things that Neil Breen doesn't understand how it works: Laptops, hospitals, cell phones, hacking, aging, corporations, gangs, alcohol, governments, waving, guns, blood, the bank. Feel free to add the list!
...oxygen masks, boardroom meetings, researching, therapists, the news, speeches, how politicians would react to someone making such a generic meaningless speech, how politicians would react to someone actually divulging damaging info (whether true or not) during a speech, how people would react if they saw someone commit suicide right in front of them, the fact nobody wants to see a "romantic" scene with someone just out of the hospital bleeding profusely into a tub...
At least the editing in this is better than the sub-amateur editing in the Birdemic movies. The Birdemic movies make the stuff first year film students produce look like award-winning films.
I feel so sorry for that one girl. The daughter girl. She really wants to be an actress, she's been an extra in so many things looking for her chance, and she probably thought this would be her big break. Too bad Breen is an alien and doesn't know how human speech works and he probably screwed her out of any chance at becoming a real actress.
Breen, Tommy Wiseau, Uwe Boll, and those "Date/Epic/Disaster Movie" guys should get together and make a movie. It would be so bad that it would rip a hole in the space-time continuum and we could send killer robots to stop Hitler and... I think I just came up with the plot for their movie.
CaseX Kind of funny that people always want to time-travel to kill Hitler, even though it would literally destroy the world we live in and Hitler isn't even the biggest killer in human history. Nobody wants to go stop Genghis Khan ever.
I'll say this for Neil, he has the powerful ability to make any scene involving sex or intimacy so revolting that I have to cover my eyes and chant, "It will be over soon." Finally, I know how my wife feels.
ouzer ... And remember, the Lord loves a working man. ...Lord loves a working man. ...And son, don’t never, ever trust whitey. ...Don’t trust whitey. The Lord loves a working man, don’t trust whitey.
So before it's taken down, let me just say, for some reason, out of all the insanity in this film, Breen saying "Why did you commit suicide?" to a dead body like he's mildly irritated sticks out to me.
I met him yesterday in Las Vegas and I'm going to play a super cool role in his 6th film which begins shooting very soon. I am nobody's fool and Neither is Mr. Breen. He kind of reminds me of Elon Musk. Not everyone functions on the same wavelength but we work wonderfully in harmony.
AnonJl1 I can't believe you fit it in there. I can't. I just can't believe you fit it in there. *3 weeks later* I just can't believe he fit it in there
"I'm announcing in public that I've been breaking the law by breaking into computer systems!" *CLAPCLAPCLAP* I'm going to guess that sound was the police slapping the cuffs on him, right?
pinkdebugger hopefully! Still I don’t mind waiting. However long it takes I’m certain it’ll be worth the wait. I’m sure Brad is really busy with a lot of stuff so I never mind waiting
Why is Neil Breen always "almost" shows the actresses breast? Is it supposed to be exciting? Edgy? Distraction from lack of acting talent? All of the above?
Michael Barker My guess is that most actresses demand more money for nipple-exposure. Cheaper for Neil to just ALMOST show the nipples, and easier to find people willing to do his terrible movies.
vsGoliath the naked woman is his wife, btw He hires porn actresses for females with lesser roles. Not joking, every woman that isn't his wife in the movies ,is a porn actress
You see, the second couple was there to humanize Dylan, the book in the dark space was representative of the truth with Dylan being naked representing purity and enlightment. The skull watching him was representative of the evil watching him, his therapist was an angel leading him towards good, the car that hit him in the beginning was actually a hit on Dylan and he left the hospital to avoid another hit on his life, his first wife was actually being given drugs as insentive to spy on Dylan, the person in the black shoes was the devil, and all of the scenes of him changing mushrooms or looking into mirrors were signs of his supernatural enlightenment powers
Only someone like Neil would be so knowledgeable about where to look for the truth. "Fate guides your steps" as the old saying goes; Neil's destiny never changes: wherever there's corruption to uncover, he'll be there. 😅😅
Breen- "I have information. It's very true information and I have seen this information and shall provide no further information on this information." Everyone else- "Whelp, guess I'll die."
I just wanna remind everyone that I am here...now. I don’t wanna have to double down on my positions like this but I will say my fateful findings state that Neil Breen is a true master of filmmaking.
I can't believe you reviewed this movie. I can not believe you reviewed this movie. How could you have done this? How could you have reviewed this movie?
He knows the secret recipe for the Colonel's fried chicken? Well, that would explain the title _Double Down._ Can't wait for his film _Mashed Potato Bowl._
11:50 Nothing could be further from the truth. We are born bald, screaming, and covered in blood. That's the most interesting anyone can ever hope to be in life... Unless you're Brad Jones; then it's called Tuesday.
I just won this movie in a mystery tournament competition. I'm glad I watched this review before it arrived. Now I know I'm using it as a drink's coaster :D
Not as legendary as the board members in "Twisted Pair 😅😂 "Programmable virtual reality, programmable DNA, programmable matter. This is very serious!" Neil taught them well.
For all of Breen's faults, I can't say I don't love how genuine he feels in his movies. Like, I dunno, most people just turn meta or make a joke out of themselves. Neil just does whatever the fuck he wants and honestly, commendable in this day and age.
""Where are my pills?"" ""I don't need these." - Dylan Neil, umm... That may be your problem. If a doctor tells you to take a medication, you _probably_ should be taking it. I think he does this in his *real life.* He ignores his doctor's suggested medications. That's why we have Neil's movies. He's *clearly* paranoid about government officials and believes ""bad people"" should be ""punished."" The problem with that is, he's not clear on what makes a person ""bad,"" or what they've done to deserve to be punished. I think he possibly has undiagnosed, or more likely, _ignored_ mental issues. If you don't trust your doctor's judgement or think he's not really there to help you, you may have a similar problem. Once you've gone to school for 8 years and have the same training as a doctor, then you may have a point.
"I'm feeling less stable". Well that's what you get for quitting your medication cold turkey. Also, I think IBM might be the purveyors of those laptops. "Hey, Neil, yeah we got some laptops that don't work. Do you want them to include them in your movies? No, they're for free, we'd rather you not mention where you got them from. No close-ups of the brand, model etc. So it's a go? Then we'll send them to you by the end of the week."
That's from working with an A.I. such as Neil; they're as hard to read as they come, and Neil is from the far future. He's an enigma, even by A.I. standards.
According to the Fateful Findings IMBD trivia page: "During production of Fateful Findings, filming was briefly halted when Neil Breen accidentally fired himself while mistakenly looking in a mirror."
fateful findings is my favorite of his movies. imo its the funniest. i laughed so hard i peed a little when the dude dies and neil breens reaction to it. then the ending. oh my god that ending. best ending to a movie ever. PERIOD.
I think Fateful Findings is most ubiquitous because it's the one YMS fully reviewed , and he sort of opened the floodgates on Breen. That, or because it has the most coherent, closest to traditional plot structure of the five. So people can kind of get into it more.
I bought a bunch of Blu-Ray movies today at Disc-Replay and I was sitting in my bed cleaning the cases and peeling the stickers off of them, because I love and cherish my lovely collection...❤️💿💯✔️
The confusing incoherence of the whole thing... it's as though the TimeCube guy started making films. I can only assume that in Neil Breen's mind this is a masterpiece.
Seeing that kid's ungainly wave when his little girlfriend drives away, I can picture Neil Breen's direction: "OK, son when your she starts to drive off, give her a big wave!" -The kid waves. Breen: "No bigger!" The kid waves harder.. Breen:."No.. BIGGER!"...kid waves more frantically. Breen: "No, no, I didn't say faster, I said BIGGER. Here, let me show you how it's done." Breen steps in front of the camera frantically waving his arms like a shipwreck survivor trying to flag down a rescue helicopter in the middle of the ocean: "Now that's how you wave goodbye!"
Tommy would leave after Breen went on a conspiracy rant because it's not worth it, and James Nguyen would split off after a massive political argument stemming from the aforementioned conspiracy rant. Two movies would be made, one by Neil Breen, where Global Warming is a conspiracy, and he stops a weather machine with broken laptops and magic powers, and one by James Nguyen, which would be about how conspiracy theorists are too busy spreading lies to notice when exploding birds are destroying the Earth. What we really need is two things, Neil Breen and Mike Norris to make a movie together, and for Brad to review some Mike Norris movies.
Ever since Allison reviewed this (and introduced me to the works of Neil Breen) I've wondered if you'd review Fateful Findings at some point...and then you started from the beginning and I knew it would be one hell of a trip! Was worth waiting for!
The skull slowly turning to follow him was kind of cool. I mean the effect wasn't good, but the visual was neat. Too bad that's the only cool thing about this movie.
