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The Cinema Snob reviews Let There Be Light.

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@FiredraPhoenixhawk
@FiredraPhoenixhawk 6 лет назад
Heaven looks like an N64 game with a texture glitch.
@Villagerbr0
@Villagerbr0 6 лет назад
Turns out the Vinny in the film was actually Vinesauce Vinny. He only went to Heaven just to fuck around with it using his ROM Corruption stuff.
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
@@Villagerbr0 "Oh Mario! Heaven is so beautiful! This is better than Brooklyn, Mario!" "Don't be fooled Luigi, Heaven's texture mapping is garbage! Now hurry- help me ruin Heaven before that Kevin Sorbo guy gets here!" "... I-I dunno Mario, I mean I liked him in Hercules." "The guy's rippin' off some Internet Reviewer with this movie, Luigi! Fuck him...!"
@anirudhviswanathan3986
@anirudhviswanathan3986 5 лет назад
@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Ironic, given that Hercules:The Legendary Journeys is one of the worst N64 games.
@HenshinHeroesMedia
@HenshinHeroesMedia 5 лет назад
A simple white room with smoke could have been used instead of cgi
@darkcoeficient
@darkcoeficient 5 лет назад
False. The N64 did not have FMV.
@patrickdix772
@patrickdix772 6 лет назад
8:10 It would be amazing if he was drunk driving, and crashed into his character from God's not Dead.
@RavynMad121
@RavynMad121 6 лет назад
Holy shit! I love it! Please, someone cut those two scenes together XD
@PaceBreaker
@PaceBreaker 6 лет назад
That would've improved both films.
@EddieHawkinsII
@EddieHawkinsII 6 лет назад
I think that would tear a hole in the space time continuum and it could only be fixed by sending Jake Gyllenhaal back through it to the week prior and let him get crushed by a jet engine...
@dwightk.schrute6743
@dwightk.schrute6743 6 лет назад
This has been...The Twilight Zone.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 6 лет назад
Dwight K. Schrute No, these movies are in their very own Bulk, and from time to time some stories (branes) collides into each other... Edit: I'm bringing the ekpyrotic universe model here because these movies come from their own special dimension... XD
@gabe_s_videos
@gabe_s_videos 6 лет назад
"Well who pays the emotional bills??" That literally sounds like something I'd yell at my mom when I was fourteen and losing an argument with her.
@jacindaellison3363
@jacindaellison3363 4 года назад
😂 to me, that line is just cringe.
@phookiephook1043
@phookiephook1043 3 года назад
“YEAH YOU PAY ME ENOUGH ALIMONY THAT I DONT HAVE TO WORK BUT THAT ISN’T ENOUGH!!! YES IM STILL TAKING THE MONEY!! I DONT CARE IF IT COMES FROM YOU EXPLOITING OUR SONS DEATH THAT IM YELLING ABOUT!! YOU’RE STILL A WORSE PERSON THAN ME!!!”
@peterkrug4124
@peterkrug4124 3 года назад
Their boys don't seem to have any emotion anyway.
@gabe_s_videos
@gabe_s_videos 3 года назад
@@peterkrug4124 Hahaha, right?? "Well who pays the emotional bills??" Er, clearly neither of you. XD
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 2 года назад
I've never heard the term "nagging" spun into something positive like that.
@alexisfrost9545
@alexisfrost9545 6 лет назад
Fun Fact: When Pastor Vinny said he was a wiseguy, it's kinda true. Pastor Vinny is played by Michael Franzese, a former caporegime for the Colombo Crime Family. He left the mob in 1995 and has become a motivational speaker.
@theogballer5957
@theogballer5957 2 года назад
Yep, but I’m guessing he had no input on his cringe-worthy dialogue. All the rest is 100% him.
@suprememaz
@suprememaz 2 года назад
Wow. Sounds like that would make for a way more interesting movie than the one he’s appearing in.
@SammyRenard
@SammyRenard 2 года назад
@@suprememaz he's got a youtube channel, he's great to listen to
@akirasuzami9847
@akirasuzami9847 2 года назад
He’s good at playing a cartoon of an Italian American.
@b.g.5869
@b.g.5869 Год назад
That was the most cringe I've ever seen. "Sealed up tighta den a cement drum... BADA BING!" Jesus was 'whacked'? What a total dick.
@MilesSmiles8
@MilesSmiles8 6 лет назад
"And now Saul is off to go change his name to Paul." Thank you for addressing the elephant in the room.
@EddieHawkinsII
@EddieHawkinsII 6 лет назад
FUCK SAUL!
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 лет назад
Can you explain It please? I don't get the joke.
@MilesSmiles8
@MilesSmiles8 6 лет назад
A nonbeliever named Saul changed his name to Paul in the Bible after he converted to Christianity (in the book of Acts, and then he went on to write Romans, Corinthians, etc.)
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 лет назад
Abby Thank you.
@firefly4f4
@firefly4f4 6 лет назад
"3 hour special edition of 'Hannity'" AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
Hell is a minor Ice Cream Headache compared to that...!
@warriorcrab1319
@warriorcrab1319 6 лет назад
Wait... Did Kevin Sorbo just basically say "If ISIS can do it, why can't we?"
@Mr.DiughGames
@Mr.DiughGames 6 лет назад
Warrior Crab So Sorbo wants Christians to cut non-believers' heads off and all of the other shit ISIS does? 🤔 I'm pretty sure the bible said murdering people is bad and to love thy neighbor.
@MegaChickenfish
@MegaChickenfish 6 лет назад
Well it says both in different chapters, which is part of the problem. Just a handful of things to "do unto others:" • Punish children to the third and fourth generation (Numbers 14:18) • Punish children to the infinity generation (Genesis 3) • Not just punish their earthly lives but torture them forever (Revelation 21:8) • Not actually punish them at all but turn the other cheek for their transgressions (Matthew 5:38-40) • Kill them (The Entire Old Testament) • “Harvest” them with a scythe and mash them up in a giant wine press until their blood pours out to the height of a horse’s bridle for 184 miles (Revelation 14:17-20) Take your pick.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 лет назад
For people like Sorbo the crusades never ended. They just took a break and then modernized, with 'murica being the bastion of christianity instead of Europe.
@eddiedingle767
@eddiedingle767 6 лет назад
Mr. Diugh unless they’re gay, immigrants, or Muslims
@jborrego2406
@jborrego2406 5 лет назад
Mr. Diugh yea but Christian , Jews an catholics murder for there religion and I’m a Christian but I know we killed ppl heck god told a group of ppl to kill man women An children
@RobsteinOne
@RobsteinOne 6 лет назад
"Who pays the emotional bills" is a line somebody wrote, then somebody else proofread it and thought "this is a totally normal thing regular human beings say."
@thenightrider2121
@thenightrider2121 6 лет назад
And then said it on camera. She thought all of her dialogue was so good.
@AquaLantern
@AquaLantern 6 лет назад
She could have gone "Is paying the bills everything to you?" or "There's a difference between paying the bills and being a good father to our children!" or even go more subtle and have her look down or look away dejectedly after he says the line. This is not professional script editing, this is common sense for anyone who has a vague understanding of the English language!
@nexus5253
@nexus5253 Год назад
Which clearly the people who made it and go see it(for unironic reasons) lack.
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 3 месяца назад
Probably the same people who came up with "abortion is our soda and fries"
@lotus-prince
@lotus-prince 6 лет назад
"We should be proselytizing life with as much vigor as Isis proselytizes death." Yeah. That's how real people talk.
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 6 лет назад
That line is so insane. Hearing it again just reminds me of this quote from the God Awful Movies review: "You know, we'll be Christian ISIS! _Why did I say that?_ "
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 лет назад
Master Markus (Sarcasm) Oh yes, Isis was my favorite Christian icon...
@quleughy
@quleughy 6 лет назад
As cringe inducing as the line was, what I was wondering: does that mean she’s in favor of universal health care, abolishing the death penalty, reducing the defense budget, and commonsense gun control? Because I get the oh-so-crazy sense that the people who made this movie don’t advocate for any of those things.
@lotus-prince
@lotus-prince 6 лет назад
I mean, this was made in part by Hannity. He doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 6 лет назад
Lotus Prince I don’t know what those words mean 😅
@dragonkeeper19600
@dragonkeeper19600 6 лет назад
As a Christian, I must say: "Jesus gets whacked" might be the best description of the crucifixion ever.
@MrJamaigar
@MrJamaigar 3 месяца назад
That line is cringe as hell... even for a christian movie. 😑 Too bad he didn't say that "Christ was sent to sleep with the fishes" 😂🙄
@thomaskirkness-little5809
@thomaskirkness-little5809 6 лет назад
So weird that Kevin Sorbo did a parody of Jesus, Bro.
@Ukiby3000
@Ukiby3000 6 месяцев назад
Why can't I like a comment twice????
@crcoghill
@crcoghill 6 лет назад
Opening credits having horrific acts of terrorism: well, this is gonna be a classic.
@MattEldritchHorror
@MattEldritchHorror 6 лет назад
the sad thing is, that's the closest thing the movie has to mainstream cinema (scifi, superhero movies, ect)
@kingkaza
@kingkaza 6 лет назад
crcoghill you never seen elephant have you?
@ajragle
@ajragle 6 лет назад
Uwe Boll's best movie starts with 9/11. It's Postal.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 лет назад
crcoghill I wonder if they had any footage of the UK tragedies of last year, like the Manchester Ariana Grande bombing...
@alexandredesbiens-brassard9109
Brandon Roberts Said God being the same exact God this movie is trying to convince you to worship.
@chloeisnotninja
@chloeisnotninja 6 лет назад
"Who pays the emotional bills?!" Answer: the audience
@avanishdutta2658
@avanishdutta2658 2 года назад
Not gonna give my money.
@Werezilla
@Werezilla 6 лет назад
I have a hard time believing Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas has any deleted scenes.
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 6 лет назад
Werezilla they deleted his cocoa
@thenightrider2121
@thenightrider2121 6 лет назад
Most of it is made up of the dance footage at the end.
@AnimatedIdiotGuide
@AnimatedIdiotGuide 6 лет назад
"Executive Produced by Sean Hannity" That's literally all you need to tell anyone to make them turn away from this movie.
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 6 лет назад
Eh, Michael Bay was an executive producer on Black Sails, and that series was pretty much the antithesis of his "work" - it basically just means that person put money behind it. The moment you found out it was a Christian movie was the moment you could forget about it.
@jaycubz1307
@jaycubz1307 5 лет назад
What are you talking about? Michael Bay's movies are constantly full of hate directed at concrete, glass, and steel.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 лет назад
@ECKohns Skids and Mudflap would beg to differ.
@BugsyFoga
@BugsyFoga 6 лет назад
Jessus Bro > let there be light Its just a fact .
@Ratciclefan
@Ratciclefan 6 лет назад
Nathaniel Foga true.
@POLE7645
@POLE7645 6 лет назад
Was there even any doubts?
@Ratciclefan
@Ratciclefan 6 лет назад
Nick Gagnon I haven't either. lol
@manuelpatino7863
@manuelpatino7863 6 лет назад
Nathaniel Foga Where can I watch/buy the Snob's films? They seem very interesting.
@StygianSkunk
@StygianSkunk 6 лет назад
Very true. No Devil Malcolm? Most terrible adaptation ever.
@LittleMissLounge
@LittleMissLounge 6 лет назад
I still can't get over "Aborting God" as a title. Wouldn't "Aborting Jesus" make more sense anyway? Also Heaven looks like sensory overload hell, no thanks.
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад
LittleMissLounge It seems like the production team got together and thought "What do atheists hate? God. And what do they like? Abortion. So obviously an atheist writer would call his book "aborting god"" It's good they didn't decide to add a tagline like "Why god is racist" to add to the stereotypical leftist bin.
@LittleMissLounge
@LittleMissLounge 6 лет назад
Merritt Animation Yep. We also apparently hate humanitarian work lol. I guess they mistook criticism for missionary trips and voluntourism for thinking that people in undeveloped countries failed natural selection or whatever.
@rebornkusabi7264
@rebornkusabi7264 6 лет назад
Heaven in this film looked more alien and hellish than under the lighthouse in Annihilation somehow...
@Rurike
@Rurike 6 лет назад
Bout as subtle a title as gods not dead
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 6 лет назад
LittleMissLounge Sensory overload is not strong enough to qualify the horror I felt when I realized that Christians actually want me to go there...
@Bready_Player_Bun
@Bready_Player_Bun 6 лет назад
"Change of honeymoon plans! You two are doing Sean Hannity tomorrow!" *Oh no! The brain tumor has become contagious!*
@Nocturnalux
@Nocturnalux 6 лет назад
Fun fact, the wife character, upon being diagnosed, actually turns to the doctor and goes, "Did I give my son cancer?" So yeah, not too far off.
@kanakawase
@kanakawase 6 лет назад
Christmas falls at the darkest time of the year? Have they never heard of the Southern Hemisphere?
@bjam89
@bjam89 6 лет назад
Well if they think the earth is 6k years old i can buy them not knowing about anything outside of the usa
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 6 лет назад
Kana Kawase I have family members like this, with such narcissistic and ethnocentric views that they are literally convinced that Adam and Eve were white, that the Earth is 6 thousands years, that America is fucking BLESSED by God(we're French Canadian for Christ sakes!) and such other crazy things that I'm actually ashamed to put those into words!
@gwendolynstata3775
@gwendolynstata3775 6 лет назад
Anik, are these relatives of yours any kind of mormon? Because that specific kind of "God gives the bigest of shits abour Murica!" talk sounds very mormon-y.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 6 лет назад
Gwendolyn Stata No, they are Born Again, but sometimes I hear such weird shit that I have a hard time explaining it to other people. Like apparently Christians won't need an anus in Heaven because no one will need to take a crap in the afterlife! Don't ask how the exact conversation went, I was 100% baffled but that was a real thing I heard real humans say...
@Nocturnalux
@Nocturnalux 6 лет назад
LMAO!! I never heard that one before! What the! Did you tell them about all the other uses the anus has?
@greyXstar
@greyXstar 6 лет назад
I'm surprised they found a room big enough for both Sorbo and Hannity's victim complexes.
@lordshnissugah
@lordshnissugah 6 лет назад
Somewhere up above, Estus Pirkle is calling this film "too subtle."
@gwendolynstata3775
@gwendolynstata3775 6 лет назад
What, are you doing a handstand?
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
@@gwendolynstata3775 No; Estus IS in Heaven. He's essentially forced to witness all the people and lifestyles he hated in life make it there too. It's quite the fitting punishment if you ask me...!
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 6 лет назад
How can Kevin Sorbo be an atheist? He has MET several gods. He even has a godly dad
@dreamlandnightmare
@dreamlandnightmare 6 лет назад
He's a demigod himself!
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 6 лет назад
dreamlandnightmare exactly
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 6 лет назад
So he's bitter at God and Jesus for what happened in that Godyssey comic where Jesus kicked some Greek Gods'/mythologial figures' butts ? (that seriously exists, look up Linkara's review of it)
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
bradwolf07 It's kinda like Loki in 'Dogma,' he likes to fuck with the Clergy, keep 'em on their toes...
@phreakazoith2237
@phreakazoith2237 6 лет назад
By becoming an atheist Hercules hopes to escape Kratos!
@hipsterelephant2660
@hipsterelephant2660 6 лет назад
I have a feeling Kevin Sorbo secretly watches your stuff
@Psychwriteify
@Psychwriteify 6 лет назад
Hello Mr. Sorbo, there is no way to convince me that you are not Kevin Sorbo.
@15oClock
@15oClock 5 лет назад
If he did watch this stuff, they'd be no "secretly" about it.
@TAPKAC
@TAPKAC 4 года назад
Well, Brad did meet Kevin at a Con one time, they got a picture together, and Brad did leave a copy of "Jesus, Bro!" for Kevin to watch. .......... Even though Kevin was given a free copy, no one knows if he watched it or not, let alone how he felt about it.
@HoopsAndDinoMan
@HoopsAndDinoMan 6 лет назад
9:13 Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...
@johnathangrishaw3096
@johnathangrishaw3096 5 лет назад
Kevin Sorbo didn't get to repent in time...besides, he was going to the Soul Stone anyway. not Hell
@GigaWhitArtandStuff
@GigaWhitArtandStuff 6 лет назад
"Aborting God" is probably the most hilarious book title I've ever heard
@UsenameTakenWasTaken
@UsenameTakenWasTaken 4 года назад
A time machine to remove Abraham would be fun.
@GlassesnMouthplates
@GlassesnMouthplates 4 года назад
So an alternate universe story that took place after Gabriel visited Mary?
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад
Edgiest title ever.
@SALshaNoma
@SALshaNoma 4 года назад
I'd read it
@dragonmaster613
@dragonmaster613 3 года назад
Sounds like a Black Metal Album.
@Elysium_the_Bard
@Elysium_the_Bard 6 лет назад
Kevin Sorbo should have stuck to worshiping the Grecco-Roman Pantheon. As a Christian he just leaves me...DIS-AP-POIN-TED!!!
@culwin
@culwin 6 лет назад
I'm an atheist because I couldn't get any Rick and Morty szechuan sauce. No """god""" would allow this.
@phreakazoith2237
@phreakazoith2237 6 лет назад
Sauce for the sauce-god!!!
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 6 лет назад
Wow😆 *not so serious voice* I can totally get you sauce that will disappoint your tastebuds
@SuperWillHatch
@SuperWillHatch 6 лет назад
I don't believe God exists in the Rick & Morty universe.
@SuperWillHatch
@SuperWillHatch 6 лет назад
I don't believe God exists in the Rick & Morty universe.
@noreehix5714
@noreehix5714 6 лет назад
culwin The silly thing about that is for the same price you can buy szechuan sauce in the asian aisle and a bag of chicken nuggets.
@Davis_237
@Davis_237 6 лет назад
@24:53, the way the two kids are super serious faced and cut through their moms attempt to reassure them gave me a children of the corn feel. "You're sickly mother...we must face facts. You will Perish, we should not prolong your suffering, and drag on our community..."
@sylviaphillips5803
@sylviaphillips5803 6 лет назад
I rather watch Let there be Lloyd
@DasKame
@DasKame 6 лет назад
Llyod will Nap for our Sins!
@germanvisitor2
@germanvisitor2 6 лет назад
Sounds like a snuff film.
@weeds526
@weeds526 6 лет назад
I can only imagine that if God's not dead that we'll gather in our war room and shout "let there be light" so the pretender and a little boy can save Christmas
@robotrix
@robotrix 6 лет назад
I'm voiceless....
@LittleB2007
@LittleB2007 6 лет назад
I'm not ashamed to say your joke is quite old fashioned at second glance
@djwarrior5150
@djwarrior5150 6 лет назад
Heaven is for real man, and I didn't spend 90 minutes in heaven just so people wouldn't say God's not dead at least 3 times. I am not ashamed to not be voiceless!
@h0lly_blue
@h0lly_blue 6 лет назад
he makes a good case for christ with the faith of our fathers, but I must ask you - do you believe?
@MontyPythonFanatic2
@MontyPythonFanatic2 6 лет назад
If we didn’t, it would truly be the crime of the age, and any expression of faith from us would make us merely the pretenders. Belief is the true miracle from heaven, a gift from God on equal footing with the resurrection of Gavin Stone.
@tychoazrephet3794
@tychoazrephet3794 6 лет назад
You know, the ideology of these films has always perplexed me. Attempting to delegitimize atheism by claiming atheists are only atheistic because of trauma, not only is this demonstrably false, it has an unintended side effect of delegitimizing any belief system. I can claim the only reason the people at Pure Flix are Christian is because of some trauma they suffered in their lives, that all of them used to be hateful blasphemous atheists, and the only reason they now follow the word of God is because they had a near death experience. Why not? That's essentially the same logic they're using for everyone else. When you remove the prospects of independent thought, personal experience and ones journey through life shaping whether or not they're a theist or an atheist, you grossly oversimplify and misrepresent a persons relationship with their own existentialism. Hey, that guys an atheist, shove him into traffic it'll make him a Christian! That ladies a Christian, give her mom cancer it'll make her a atheist! Frankly its a disgustingly cynical attitude and speaks volumes about the lack of faith and the lack of respect the people behind Pure Flix have for the rest of humanity. Oh, and Sean Hannity can fuck off the edge of a cliff.
@slayerofsheeple
@slayerofsheeple 2 года назад
Amen to this
@artbargra
@artbargra 2 года назад
Two words: Strawman.
@MaxxyBee
@MaxxyBee 8 месяцев назад
its also not like evangelical rebirth can be identified 1:1 as a trauma response
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 8 месяцев назад
I think it's because religion is often entangled with conservatism. The "Protestant Evangelical persecution complex" is great for the GOP voter turnout.(I say Protestant, because Catholics are much more diverse and therefore differ in the political Spectrum). As an european, i always found it bizarre and fascinating because conservatism in the USA isn't merciful to the poor or the sick. It often relies on antagonism, jingoism, and fear-mongering, concepts that Jesus Christ would despise. The reason why it doesn't make sense is because Pure Flix movies are almost never truly about religion, they are about republican politics. The irony of it is that this whole thing is bad for Christianity. American Christians could be taking part in a positive future, but instead insist on antagonizing everyone else. But these are just my thoughts. Thanks for reading.
@tintinismybelgian
@tintinismybelgian 3 года назад
"Ghost written by Ed G. Lord." How did it take me this long to catch that joke?
@JimmyJohn89808
@JimmyJohn89808 3 года назад
I literally just got that joke now.
@jamesunderhillunderhill2623
@jamesunderhillunderhill2623 6 лет назад
I can't believe that the parody movie had better chemistry and acting than the real movie. Five Doves!
@TheFlyingJew13
@TheFlyingJew13 5 лет назад
Hearing the kid say "We've been praying, mom" with the creepy music in the background is one of the creepiest things I've seen in any movie, even if Brad was the one that added the music
@cyrussoxlegion
@cyrussoxlegion 6 лет назад
Now I want a movie about a Christian converting to Atheism despite all the roadblocks and obstacles that stand in their way.
@planescaped
@planescaped 6 лет назад
And his life goes from a toxic mess to become perfectly well adjusted and he dies happy and content. XD
@bjam89
@bjam89 6 лет назад
I would want him on his death bed to go i accept you jesus, you are a fine man that will make my son a happy husband Cue to jesus having to tell him how to say his name You know for the racists and homophobes out there
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 6 лет назад
It would be infinitely more realistic than any of these sorts of movies if the testimonies of various atheists who used to be hardcore Christians, such as Dan Barker and Seth Andrews are any indication.
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад
Considering how these films tend to go (by which I mean preachy films in general) they'll screw it up somehow. Like making the leading Christian character that is the protagonist's connection to Christianity in general a closeted homosexual or otherwise hypocritical in some way.
@Rurike
@Rurike 6 лет назад
Honestly a bit more realistic
@corvus1374
@corvus1374 6 лет назад
Sorbo was an atheist in "God's Not Dead" because his mother died. Apparently the only reason people become atheists, in the view of Christians.
@jimchumley7907
@jimchumley7907 Год назад
Corvus 13 Not really! I have been a believer since the age of 24 on 12-26-1983 and still a believer and follower of Yeshua. Atheist are atheist sadly because they just know of religion or experienced man made religion and not the true Yeshua Hamashiach.
@Drakulas77
@Drakulas77 6 лет назад
So Sorbo is literally playing his same character from God's not Dead, even has the same backstory and reason for being atheists.
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 6 лет назад
No, in that movie it was his MOM who died!
@alluneedislessthan3
@alluneedislessthan3 6 лет назад
Lmao I love how this is just "Atheist Strawman: the movie"
@robertsmith6308
@robertsmith6308 6 лет назад
Poor Zeus, I can't imagine what he must be going through, seeing his son go from "I have no father" to "I love my stepdad so much"
@Flaris
@Flaris 6 лет назад
Just weird that Kevin Sorbo wanted not only play basically the same character he played in Gods not Dead, but direct it this time. Also yeah, somehow an atheist in these movies is someone who believes in God but hates him. I feel the people behind these movies need to try googling atheist once in a while...
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 4 года назад
Or they most likely just don't care.
@kenetickups6146
@kenetickups6146 3 года назад
it's because they can't comprehend people not beleiving their fairytales that they were brainwashed to beleive since birth
@AdmiralBison
@AdmiralBison 2 года назад
I’m pretty sure they know what Atheism is, these propaganda films pretending to be “movies” targets Christians preying on their fears, ignorance, money and further obfuscating things. *Yes, fear and ignorance, not Christians fault who genuinely believe, they were just raised to do, I dumped my Catholic beliefs at the end of high school but I would have fallen for these nonsense “movies” when I was theist.
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 2 года назад
These films aren't created to convert atheists, but rather to extract money from Christians and rally the faithful. They don't want to give an impression to this Christian target audience that atheism is even possible. There's a certain power and confidence to atheism that frightens Christian high-ups. So they sell the notion that there really aren't any atheists, just pretenders. This fraudulent state has no attraction for existing Christians who might be wavering. The last thing you'd want your propaganda to do is to make a competing ideology a more attractive option.
@starwarsnerd100
@starwarsnerd100 6 лет назад
If there's one thing I've learned from these movies, it's this: you become an atheist the same way you become Batman.
@drnick2311
@drnick2311 6 лет назад
If I come for Sorbo, I come all the way.
@EddieHawkinsII
@EddieHawkinsII 6 лет назад
I came... twice. I get off on mythological heroes.
@royalfoil5413
@royalfoil5413 6 лет назад
"Will you come?"
@julieporter7805
@julieporter7805 5 лет назад
That's odd.... KingofThuggery comes all the way for Sorbo, interesting.
@Moonbeam143
@Moonbeam143 6 лет назад
I give this review five doves.
@LammasuRex
@LammasuRex 6 лет назад
Actually I didn't see a Dove foundation logo on it. What gives.
@LiveNiceness14
@LiveNiceness14 6 лет назад
Yeah with lines like ‘Selfie for God’ they deserve a Darwin Award cuz they are braindead
@FaeQueenCory
@FaeQueenCory 6 лет назад
+Adam Blunt Jesus Bro got no doves, right? And this is literally the same movie. So there’s that...
@vandercudo
@vandercudo 6 лет назад
Heretic!
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 6 лет назад
Brendan Milburn Gosh, I forgot about Norm of the North! What were they thinking?
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 6 лет назад
14:39 Apparently the actor IS an actual real-life mobster.
@sandorenckell5259
@sandorenckell5259 6 лет назад
Yup, Michael "Yuppie Don" Franzese, former caporegime of the Colombo crime family
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 6 лет назад
He could have a totally respectable career as a mobster and what does he do? Acts in a Christian movie! For shame!
@mfitzburger5137
@mfitzburger5137 6 лет назад
I like how he implies the reason he got into religion was that prisons don't bother trying to keep their inhabitants mentally stimulated.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 лет назад
Sting Sniperscope (Mimics Caddicarus) *WHAT!?*
@culwin
@culwin 6 лет назад
BA-DA-BING!!
@Networkfreakmid
@Networkfreakmid 6 лет назад
"Caffeine-free-Christopher-Hitchens" got a good chuckle out me. RIP you beautiful bastard.
@tacotoosday42
@tacotoosday42 6 лет назад
Weirdest coincidence that this came out months after Jesus Bro. Should mail Kevin Sorbo a copy and make it clear it was first so he won't try to sue.
@gunkeyostanky1125
@gunkeyostanky1125 6 лет назад
... and leave out hope for a massive, crowd-funded contersuit? I don't think so.
@EpicB
@EpicB 5 лет назад
@@gunkeyostanky1125 Any lawsuit would probably get thrown out anyway. Jesus Bro came first anyway.
@davidbauler3159
@davidbauler3159 6 лет назад
Kevin Sorbo meets son in heaven....."Dad, you must do more to help the poor, disadvantaged and downtrodden." Kevin Sorbo: so you mean encourage people to listen to Fox News and buy expensive cell phones with flash lights? Son: What? No. That's a terrible idea. Did you listen? Kevin Sorbo: hahah! Oh, my son. I didn't listen to ya, when you were alive.
@shelbyhotz8623
@shelbyhotz8623 6 лет назад
I don't know what's worse: the Christian propaganda, or the narrative of kids being so codependent that they regulate their mother's love life.
@MajaBiana
@MajaBiana 5 лет назад
The last thing is so creepy and worrying! Some adult please take charge, put down some healthy boundaries and take away the responsibility from that child. This is dysfunctional.
@animus9949
@animus9949 4 года назад
Well he IS the father he should say..."shut the hell up"
@SALshaNoma
@SALshaNoma 4 года назад
I always saw that scene as just joking around since it was the parent going on the date and not the kid but it was hard to tell since the kid can't act.
@jakobsanchez738
@jakobsanchez738 6 лет назад
The Easter Bunny brought our present early! :D
@SpeedyEric1
@SpeedyEric1 6 лет назад
Happy Easter Fools, BTW.
@SuperWillHatch
@SuperWillHatch 6 лет назад
I always knew Brad Jones was the Easter Bunny.
@gabe_s_videos
@gabe_s_videos 6 лет назад
The name of the atheist character's book is "Aborting God." On the one hand, I'm fascinated by just how hard they tried to make up a stereotype about atheists. On the other hand, the fact that they depict being pro-choice as a negative stereotype just speaks volumes.
@prussianeagle1941
@prussianeagle1941 3 года назад
I have to agree with you slightly. Their portrayal is pretty bad. But not all Christian's are against pro choice because not all Christian's think the same way, in fact there are a ton of denominations such as Baptist, Catholic, Episcopalian, Eastern Orthodox.
@kenetickups6146
@kenetickups6146 3 года назад
@@prussianeagle1941 there's many demoninations of all cults they're all a plaugue on civilization
@prussianeagle1941
@prussianeagle1941 3 года назад
@@kenetickups6146 So am I allowed to say that atheists are a plauge on civilization? No wonder people don't like atheists. I'm personally fine with the ones who actually respect people.
@kenetickups6146
@kenetickups6146 3 года назад
@@prussianeagle1941 Athiesm doesn't have a set of values that hold civilization back and you're perfectly free to say that if you want, it's false though and i'm an agnostic
@prussianeagle1941
@prussianeagle1941 3 года назад
@@kenetickups6146 XD so you're saying that freely killing people and stealing etc doesn't hold civilization back? What an outlook.
@chrissysky01
@chrissysky01 5 лет назад
Every time Kevin Sorbo says something about the LGBT community, I wanna ask him why he's still so bitter about Xena being more successful than his series.
@TheKeyser94
@TheKeyser94 5 лет назад
You should ask him if he is jealous that Lucy Lawless have a far more successful career than him after her initial show, Xena, ended.
@Awells89
@Awells89 6 лет назад
A propoganda film produced by Sean Hannity? This is gonna hurt isn't it?
@POLE7645
@POLE7645 6 лет назад
At least, there's no Dinesh D'Souza in sight.
@juliuslovr
@juliuslovr 6 лет назад
That's a half step up.
@aj1021
@aj1021 6 лет назад
Real news unlike the rest
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад
At least it's not Pat Robertson
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 6 лет назад
Merritt Animation He's still alive? How?
@isthisnamegood
@isthisnamegood 6 лет назад
Even if I were a devout christian conservative, surely I'd be insulted at how this is talking down to me, pandering to me like I'm a kindergartner? And you ruined Kevin Sorbo for me. I was much happier not knowing he was a whiny, paranoid bigot.
@agentleman4610
@agentleman4610 6 лет назад
Most Christians find pureflix and everything to do with them absolutely insufferable. The "Christians" who find them insightful and entertaining are the ones you need to keep an eye on.
@Edax_Royeaux
@Edax_Royeaux 6 лет назад
How did this guy play Hercules and suppresses his urge to convert all the Greek Mythology heathens from the show?
@agentleman4610
@agentleman4610 6 лет назад
ltflak I guess he got Kirk Cameroned by his wife whom he met on set.
@Edax_Royeaux
@Edax_Royeaux 6 лет назад
@Chris Newman Is that really what happened?
@Adorni
@Adorni 6 лет назад
Speaking as a... I dunno, “filthy centrist?” Christian, and someone who wants to work in films, I can tell you that I despise these back-patting, self-fellating dumpster fires Pure Flix calls movies. If you want to watch a good Christian film, watch Prince Caspian, or The Last Temptation of Christ, or Silence. Hell, watch the Veggietales movie. Any of those are better than this dreck.
@scitechian
@scitechian 6 лет назад
@4:12 This movie is the epitome of "You're not cool, dad!"
@docthemetalfreak
@docthemetalfreak 6 лет назад
"Jesus gets whacked". I wish I could come up with something sarcastic to add to that. but i have nothing.
@TheCinemaBizarro
@TheCinemaBizarro 6 лет назад
BUSH-WHACKED!
@NumbingDisasterAnon
@NumbingDisasterAnon 6 лет назад
If Jesus didn't wanna get whacked, he should of shut up about his connection to the family. He betrayed the vows, Vinny...rats get what rats get
@EddieHawkinsII
@EddieHawkinsII 6 лет назад
I feel like there should be a montage of the apostles being found in dumpsters, trucks and the like dead while the piano coda from “Layla” plays...
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 лет назад
Badabing!
@chaseford3095
@chaseford3095 6 лет назад
December 21 is the darkest day of the year, not December 25 (Christmas)
@NameEntry
@NameEntry 6 лет назад
PUG LORD Do you really expect christians to know anything?
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад
Do you expect the lunatics who create these films to know that?
@Kermthefrog
@Kermthefrog 6 лет назад
It's in June if you live in the Southern Hemisphere
@johnscott353
@johnscott353 5 лет назад
And it's the longest day of sunlight of the year for the southern hemisphere...
@RobAGabor
@RobAGabor 4 года назад
If you live at the equator it's every day of the year.
@robertwild9447
@robertwild9447 6 лет назад
At 9:20 Oh shit, Thanos got Kevin Sorbo too!!!!!!
@QueenCloveroftheice
@QueenCloveroftheice 6 лет назад
The talk about Christmas had all the Pagan subscribers laughing
@lloroshastar6347
@lloroshastar6347 6 лет назад
I'm still confused as to why some Christian cults and sects still to this day claim that Jesus was born on the 25th December. It's been widely accepted by just about everyone that he almost certainly wasn't and that this was tacked after Constantine converted as a means of appealing to pagan worshippers who obviously made up most of the Empire. That sentence in this film alone is enough to make me think that it was made by (and for) the uneducated.
@SirRosser
@SirRosser 6 лет назад
I was born on December 26. My family was kind enough to let me celebrate my birthday in July instead, so that it wouldn't get completely overshadowed by Christmas. If celebrating your birthday whenever is good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me. Checkmate, Atheists.
@lloroshastar6347
@lloroshastar6347 6 лет назад
All hail the Sun God!
@Dreigonix
@Dreigonix 5 лет назад
PRAISE THE SUN! \[T]/
@stefanreid949
@stefanreid949 6 лет назад
I love that Sam Sorbo wrote her own character and she straight up wrote an unlikable, smirking jackass that gets cancer. Doesn't bode well for her in real life if that's her idealized character.
@lonewolfgamingplus379
@lonewolfgamingplus379 8 месяцев назад
Man, five years later, she's just the same character in real life on Fox News.
@marikotrue3488
@marikotrue3488 6 лет назад
I am less than 10 minutes in and I want to leave. It is only due to my admiration for The Cinema Snob that I am staying. That Brad guy's movie, Jesus Bro!, had much better directing, acting and special effects.
@azoth6641
@azoth6641 6 лет назад
Not to mention better Christian morals than those "Christploitation" films.
@snakeygirl4296
@snakeygirl4296 6 лет назад
This movie burns but my love of the snob forces me to push through. Ps Jesus Bro is a zillion times better than this movie.
@TheSeptet
@TheSeptet 6 лет назад
I feel you, man. These Christiansploitation films are a tough sit even if you're only watching Brad tear them to shreds.
@Khasym
@Khasym 6 лет назад
Holy....shiiiiiiiittttttt.....I haven't even gotten past two minutes before I was just....I was blindsided by the credits on the box. Yes, the producing god known as Sean Hannity, was of course given top billing.....but there was one other name of no small repute on that box cover: Michael Franzese. AKA, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Franzese AKA former mob boss, bootlegger, sports fixer, motivational speaker(what he motivates people to do other than breaking the law is beyond me), tax evasion expert....oh wait, he fits right in with the bible-thumping set......
@RetroTV5000
@RetroTV5000 6 лет назад
So I previously worked on Michael Franzese's movie God the Father which is a pretty standard documentary of his life and they just sort of lifted that from the movie and gave it to this character. I can't make any claims of the validity of his conversion or his actual character but I actually met him once (for like, five minutes to talk about sound design and stuff. he was perfectly nice) and it's just kind of serendipitous and weird to run into him again.
@zombieedrea
@zombieedrea 6 лет назад
Why is Kevin Sorbo's kid so dead behind the eyes?
@meghanphillips3495
@meghanphillips3495 6 лет назад
zombiedrea You've seen who's raising him.
@fangal12
@fangal12 6 лет назад
Because he couldn't pay the emotional bills
@JanetStarChild
@JanetStarChild 6 лет назад
The effects of Christian brain-washing at a very young age.
@Mr.DiughGames
@Mr.DiughGames 6 лет назад
JanetFunkYeah Yeah.
@eddygendron8773
@eddygendron8773 5 лет назад
Because of seeing this movie
@SuperDevolution
@SuperDevolution 6 лет назад
Sorbo's kids attended the Fuller House school of child acting.
@weathermangohanssj4
@weathermangohanssj4 6 лет назад
A school so presigious that no one gets in.
@kyletowers9662
@kyletowers9662 6 лет назад
The kids from fuller house are better actors
@MegaChickenfish
@MegaChickenfish 6 лет назад
8:40 * Celestia the alicorn appears and starts singing * _You've come such a long long way, and I've watched you since that very first day..._
@troin3925
@troin3925 4 года назад
MegaChickenfish God (no pun intended), I wish this had a Split-esque twist ending where it turns out to be a sequel or prequel to an EG storyline where the “light,” was supposed to refer to Celestia but was misinterpreted as something related to Christianity (possibly to create a new, bigger portal?). Now I’m just coming up with fanfiction ideas to make the movie more interesting and less shitty.
@lizzychrome7630
@lizzychrome7630 6 лет назад
So like our current president, Sorbo is good at performing, but should really not be allowed to make decisions of any kind. On the bright side (har har) you've inspired me to want to watch "Jesus, Bro!" again.
@BranMat
@BranMat 6 лет назад
...so this is a prequel of God's Not Dead.
@FrenchPaul1988
@FrenchPaul1988 6 лет назад
We need a giant crossover in the Pureflix-verse. Like the Christian League or the Christ Avengers or something.
@BranMat
@BranMat 6 лет назад
I am ALL FOR THIS. THE PURE FLIX CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
@nonbinaryrussia
@nonbinaryrussia 6 лет назад
And all Pureflix Superhero leads will be portrayed by Sorbo.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 лет назад
Brandon Matos God's Not Dead: The Beginning of the Deadning.
@PaceBreaker
@PaceBreaker 6 лет назад
It certainly makes it seem like it.
@quinnzykir
@quinnzykir 6 лет назад
Saul: I don’t feel so good, son. *disintegrates*
@stephyalysse
@stephyalysse 6 лет назад
Damn, usually I'm mad when I don't get to your videos the day they come out, but I'm glad I waited. I've had one suuucckkkyyy night, and this just made it a thousand times better! Thank you thank you thank you!
@LaNoLaCola
@LaNoLaCola 6 лет назад
So soon snob? It's not even Good Friday!
@noahkarpinski1824
@noahkarpinski1824 6 лет назад
AnonJl1 That's because he wants it to be a GOOD Friday (Walks away)
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 6 лет назад
AnonJl1 that is true 😆
@BlackburnBigdragon
@BlackburnBigdragon 6 лет назад
I love how these movies make it seem like atheists are these absolutely perpetually unhappy people who are just leading sad, and miserable, empty lives, with holes in their hearts. Actually every atheist I know is pretty damn happy with their damn life and much happier now that they're not confined by religion any more.
@lad7436
@lad7436 5 лет назад
Yeah...
@wd3185
@wd3185 5 лет назад
Yeah, not a fan of it, either. I know many atheists who are perfectly happy. Meanwhile, I am a Christian and am often miserable.
@Nocturnalux
@Nocturnalux 6 лет назад
"Did I give my son cancer?" Hell yeah, that's the dumbest line I ever encountered.
@moustachu100
@moustachu100 6 лет назад
As an atheist, I love those atheist caracters played by Kevin Sorbo
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 6 лет назад
Those tweets... if Trump needs a shadow writer now we know who to recomend
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Год назад
Don't forget Florida's dictator Ron Desantis.
@cynicthehedgehog385
@cynicthehedgehog385 5 лет назад
As a strong atheist, I’ve never been offended by these religious movies. Because they never feature atheists, just misotheists.
@thequietknitter9107
@thequietknitter9107 4 года назад
God bless. You watched this entire movie? You are a man dedicated to his work.
@BopperBippity
@BopperBippity Год назад
"i dont know if i like this saul guy, i got my "fuck saul" line all queued up and ready" i need that out of context
@locolego1
@locolego1 6 лет назад
This movie feels like something Mac from Always Sunny would make.
@ThePointsofArticulation
@ThePointsofArticulation 6 лет назад
But does it have a war room???
@Jemalacane0
@Jemalacane0 2 года назад
The period around Christmas is the brightest time of year in the southern hemisphere.
@JoeyJ0J0
@JoeyJ0J0 6 лет назад
Hercules being a christian is hilarious to me
@TheGlitched64Reads2
@TheGlitched64Reads2 6 лет назад
Christian here, yes, we do love our Lesbians. Also good God that "came at the darkest time of the year" line. Have they never heard of... the SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!?
@darthnecrosis1705
@darthnecrosis1705 6 лет назад
Snob on...Sunday? An unexpected surprise.
@HEYBUDDYMAN86
@HEYBUDDYMAN86 6 лет назад
after seeing the Midnight Screenings' for this, I knew a Snob episode was coming for it. Glad we got this one, because this is a great one!
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 6 лет назад
So this is the story of a man who grew up in a Christian environment, to become your run-of-the-mill in-name-only Christian, who then became a skeptic for all the wrong reasons, and who then gets into an accident and has a hallucination, and because of that hallucination, and a years-long depression due to the death of his son, he once again becomes a practicing Christian because that gives him comfort and soothes his grief and depression.
@stupendoushorrendous8258
@stupendoushorrendous8258 6 лет назад
I'm already an atheist, so if I ever lose someone I love, I'm going to believe in god and believe that he's evil. That works, right Sorbo?
@royalsilva2792
@royalsilva2792 6 лет назад
Are we gonna get a Jesus Bro Review soon???
@docdave15
@docdave15 6 лет назад
I'm betting that's gonna be the April Fools episode.
@TK17000
@TK17000 6 лет назад
What do you mean? This isn't it?
@phantomzone2725
@phantomzone2725 6 лет назад
I guess Nostalgia "Cricket" will do it, since he already reviewed "The Cinema Snob Movie"
@mathunit1
@mathunit1 6 лет назад
Tiger Robocop Why did you call the Doug "Cricket"?
@phantomzone2725
@phantomzone2725 6 лет назад
That's how he calls himself every time he appears in his own specials/movies or in other productions
@declanhandley-byrne4335
@declanhandley-byrne4335 28 дней назад
Can't wait for Let There Be Light 2: The Legend of Davey's Gold
@konstance13
@konstance13 6 лет назад
Thank you for pointing out how annoyingly these films portray atheists. Not everyone has some traumatic experience that makes them hate the god they supposedly don't believe in. Some people just...don't believe. It's not some big constant they need to whine about.
@phreakazoith2237
@phreakazoith2237 6 лет назад
I guess these lame flicks have to portray atheist this way. If they were believers before they can be beliefers again, with some help of weird pastors, wise-cracking black ladies, their Christain friends whatever. Someone who never had and maybe never will have an attachment to the concept of there being something beyond the physical world don't make good converts.
@phreakazoith2237
@phreakazoith2237 6 лет назад
The cheesy issue with these movie atheists is: You either are an atheist or you hate god. If ya hate him you believe in him. He just does not do stuff the way you want him to do. If you are disappointed in him you believe in him but maybe you have to question and further develop your concept of a god. And even atheist are technically believers cause they believe in atheism and try to find redemption there. Faith is a big constant in mankind's history. I think it has to do with the knowlegde of our mortality. Unless we believe in something we live and die for nothing, living a bug's life on a pointless blue planet in the deaf vacuum of cold space. That's nihilism btw. YA' CTHULHU!
@johnoneil9188
@johnoneil9188 6 лет назад
Woah, they totally ripped off that Brad Jones guy! Couldn´t even get Santa Christ to star in their movie.
@SkolneyVikings
@SkolneyVikings 6 лет назад
I've never clicked on a snob episode so fast!
@Theladywiththeblackdress
@Theladywiththeblackdress 6 лет назад
Original_comment.exe
@JaycRam
@JaycRam 6 лет назад
I'm sure you have.
@NikkiLeeSimmons
@NikkiLeeSimmons 6 лет назад
Thanks Brad for reviewing this and giving me insight to views that are nothing like my own.
@minski76
@minski76 6 лет назад
12:31 Oh no you didn't! You lost the right to reference any of the good stuff you used to make before you started your career as a hate filled missionary, Kevin Sorbo!
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад
You say hate filled missionary, i say ''white taliban''.
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 6 лет назад
6:20 I WISH church's actually financed mission trips to crisis regions.
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 6 лет назад
JoelRiter The "they eat the poo-poo" guy?
@agentleman4610
@agentleman4610 6 лет назад
Yeah sadly it's usually not the best examples of the Christian faith that go to those crisis areas. It's usually Estes Perkel types.
@culwin
@culwin 6 лет назад
Many do. Some do good things, lots of others are just there to "convert" people.
@davidsuda6110
@davidsuda6110 6 лет назад
They do but it's not front and center. As to pushing their religion while there I have no experience either way.
@princesstamika
@princesstamika 6 лет назад
i was just going to say that. one of the main reasons Uganda was sentencing gay people to DEATH was because of the influence of white Christianity. people think it's just because "africans are backward lol." but it's really because the US has been exporting homophobia and colonialism for a very long time. pan-african religious systems usually believe in 3 sexual orientations, similar to some native america groups' "two spirit".
@MeganKoumori
@MeganKoumori 6 лет назад
Movie: Kid: I don’t want to see you get hurt again. Mom: Awww… Real Life: Me: I’m worried. He constantly manipulates you and I’m afraid you’ll end up back up together. Mom: JUST SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 лет назад
MeganKoumori Wonder if that is spoofed in Jesus Bro?
@MeganKoumori
@MeganKoumori 6 лет назад
Tommy Deonauth's Archives It would be kind of weird if it was considering it actually happened.
@mathunit1
@mathunit1 6 лет назад
MeganKoumori Man, your mom must be pretty bad then.
@hildaamelia9110
@hildaamelia9110 6 лет назад
Oh thank God I was waiting for this to come out forever
@Teh1fawx
@Teh1fawx 6 лет назад
I thought I'd purged the demon 'holy schnikes' from my memory but lo, you summon it forth again. Thank's Snob!
@princesstamika
@princesstamika 6 лет назад
Hugo: You know what I want Sean Hannity to be? Jake: Reasonable? Hugo: Dead.
@Ireallywouldrathernot
@Ireallywouldrathernot 6 лет назад
The bit where he talks about Japanese and North Korean people being excited for/participating in this "let's shine our phones at the sky" thing really gets to me every time I watch this video. The number of Christians in both countries is so small, shining a bloody light at the sky would not show up on anything or be important enough to talk about on the news. Especially in North Korea where doing that could have pretty terrible repercussions (not sure how much they care about religion but showing solidarity to Americans would not be taken well. I'm also willing to bet that most of that very small number of North Korean Christians don't love the Americans either.)
@BloodrealmX
@BloodrealmX 6 лет назад
As far as I recall, spreading religion is outlawed in North Korea as it undermines the leader's absolute authority.
@Nocturnalux
@Nocturnalux 6 лет назад
North Korea outlaws all religion other than the state personality cult dedicated to the Kim family. I recommend Kim Suki's "Without You There Is No Us" about her experience as a teacher of the English language in NK; the university was actually built and staffed by American Evangelicals...and they were strictly controlled and forbidden from even mentioning Jesus to the students so you can get an idea of how little Christianity is tolerated in the Hermit Country. On some occasions staged 'Christian' churches are propped up to impress upon foreigners that Christianity is not banned but it is. In fact, a teacher left some bible pages in a bathroom, in the hopes of influencing someone and got immediately reported, fired and kicked out of the country. But what amazes me the most about this is...NORTH KOREANS DO NOT HAVE CELL PHONES. True, a few do exist but the idea that there would be enough of them to shine at the sky and have any effect whatsoever in the deep, deep darkness of basically Medieval North Korea- electricity is so spotty that in some places it amounts to that- is just utterly absurd. Not to mention you would get executed if you did have a phone and did this in NK. Fucking insane.
@jbjacobs9514
@jbjacobs9514 6 лет назад
1 million points for the Davey & Goliath reference! Plus, yes, Goliath's acting was so much better. LOL
@shona-sof
@shona-sof 3 года назад
I never knew until this moment how badly I need Santa Christ vs Kevin Sorbo to happen.
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