Fatslob's Patient Opponent 

Its worth it

Such an accurate analogy.

lol, i did post it too just before seen your post :D

his profile says its up near 4000 haha bruce lees walking the other way

Are u sure its a kick? He was talking about ip man his teacher right?

its TRUUUuuUUe

Yaaaasssss, QuEEEn

He's the viking type gym leader from Black Forest city.

I got my Black Forest badge. Did you?

Well... I defeated FatSlob same way by waiting for him to delete walls, letting him come to my side then spaming Light Cav + Pikemen with Berserk + Cavalier and Onager + Scorpions for support. SubNigu's game plan looked to be the same... its just that you have to be far ahead in economy which he was not. I had aroumd 190 vills + 10 trebs (to keep vision) for around 90 minutes before FatSlob lost in the battle of waiting forever.

That's an interesting idea.

This documentary sounds good.

and after that, they try to beat him

All the while fat slob is just watching Netflix and eating food while playing his merry ol way.

I really wish this became a thing

Lol I literally downloaded this game again after randomly stumbling upon these RU-vid videos. It feels like atleast 10 years probably more since I have played.

Its not just still active, its actually growing.

i just rebought the game on steam :-D and theres a bloody definitive edition

same lol im even back playing again. hopefully will be in a LEL cast some time.

Exactly my thoughts lol

Not really, red even at the end after spamming military had 40k wood and 30k food banked to sell if they wanted gold in a hurry.

Yes really.

@@alichi101 Yes really. He'd drain his coffers way, way, way faster than Fatslob and eventually have no res at all... in the future that never happened in that game

@@alichi101 selling 40k wood would be like less than 4k gold, and fatslob still had 9 banked. So yes really, selling his gold ended the game

Oh no fatslob is listening to t90 stream and starting to play normal boring.

@@cynthiavanteylingen7922 don't worry he changes it back

@@YayapLives The single sweat drop on the President's brow evaporates and everyone exhales

11:55

@@industrialvectors d

@@industrialvectors are you a wizard

But in the end he didn't even use those back walls for layered defense :( He just had farms there...

It feels too much like cheating for Fatslob to use the palisade wall foundations to spy on red's army near the end of the game. There really should be a mod to either not allow the foundations to see anything or to allow red to destroy them.

@@industrialvectors oh yes. golden childhood memories. the endless cycle of paint, minesweeper, hover and on really slow days i even gave solitaire a chance.

That would be awesome Fatslob saying something for the very first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It would be an honor

Still "delete your walls" would be the best.

I enjoyed both hours of it

@@michasokoowski6651 destruye tu pared

what is 27 mean

Spoilers!

@@Calmarius to be fair you have to click on read more

I'm just envisioning a 60+ portly gentleman with a scruffy beard and a weathered cowboy hat puffing on a tobacco pipe.

In fact fatslob's answer is nothing. That's who he is.

its the simple joys of life

It's easier to check the thumbnail and title

"Huskarls did nothing wrong ! ! !" ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2zN_LAbFaoM.html

111111

any slight deviation might also indicate a copy cat

@@yannikmayer5507 thats an interesting thought, I hadn't even considered copycats... could be a future youtube upload!

@@yannikmayer5507 I don't know much about voobly, but I thought all of the games were tied to specific accounts, as in, you can look up fatslob's profile and see which games he participated in (not just games where someone is named fatslob)

@@saldor0108 Yeah I think you're right there

Those are middle class villagers still working the fields of slavery.... lol.

LOL @12:54

Someone clip it plz omg

But that strategy doesn't work for AOE. If Fat slob can take out the castles, original TC and kill a bunch of villagers then Red is basically screwed. Without the ability to take out the trebs then reds defense system was completely useless. The goal of defense in depth is to avoid being enveloped or flanked by a more mobile opponent but envelopments and flanking maneuvers aren't a part of AOE gameplay so a defense in depth is pretty much useless especially if the enemy has trebs.

@@ethank5059 but thats not true. Raiding with Light Cav or Hussars IS part of the game. A lot of pro games are won, because one player is killing the farm eco, so the other player can't reinforce. It just doesn't make sense against fatslob, cause he uses way more Siege. Against a generic player, the move would kinda make sense

@@TheArdomur it doesn't make sense in AOE because resources are all finite and exchangeable. Using stone to build defense means you wasted gold which in turn means you wasted food, wood, or units. When you build d you are giving up something else, pro players who raid need to get something done with the raid or they are behind. The defense he built was not used so it was a wasted resource.

@@ethank5059 I mean I never said it would be effective 11

@@ethank5059 Best defense is best offense. Strike first, strike hard, no mercy.... kobra kai never dies. lol. Red could've won if he went full siege mode like fatslob, but at a greater scale.

FS will survive the heat death of the universe, confirmed.

He'll just wait entropy out. Then the Universe would just ragequit and leave him still floating around, alive and the only thing left not at 0K temp.

Great catch, could totally be him

lame way to play the game imo :C

@@ADCFproductions lol

@@alejandroromero6464 i wouldn't mind playing but at least i deserve to choose the civ i want XD and it would most certainly be the Celts or the Spanish against fatslob

nah, I bet it's because Huns don't need houses. That's why I used to play them a lot back on the CD so I didn't have to worry about getting popped capped and having to build new houses.

This comment deserves a like, hope times are a little better now

Hope your doing well man

Big Brain play

I don't think he does that manually though - when you send multiple villagers to build a wall segment, the game automatically distributes them along the segment so it all gets built evenly. But yeah, sending all 3 helps make sure nobody sneaks in.

Red had 40k wood and 30k food when the game ended. He was selling it as needed to get gold. Still plenty in the bank when red resigned. That stone had nothing to do with it.

I was thinking that too. Better to have Navel units then infantry.

Im somebody that thrives om navy and totally agree but one tiny problem the pond is small and fatslob army big and mostly ranged units.....

Haven't played the game in ages but wouldn't the scorps just make minced meat out of any ships that close to the choke point? I mean, I hink it would work if the ships were already camping there before fatslob would've started pushing but not afterwards.

​@@MoonlightEmbrace Yeah the ships would definitely have to be there first (like the defensive trebuchets). You have to win that artillery battle. It's a good point about the scorpions though, it probably would not be effective to use galleons / longboats on that pond, or only a few, because of the scorpions and the lack of space. I think the elite cannon galleons could be really effective though. I see them much like trebuchets with one less range, but a higher movement speed and without the need to pack/unpack them. I'd put the docks at the very back of the pond and keep ~10-15 elite cannon galleons there. Walls go near the middle of the pond (two rows with a one tile gap, to allow repairs inbetween), and have castles and towers full of archers 2-3 tiles behind those walls, in line with the back of the pond. Maybe add a few random sections of wooden palisades in front just to add to the chaos in a cost-effective way. Any infantry which dares to approach the walls would just get shredded by the castles behind them, and the enemy trebuchets (or any other siege) could not come in range of the walls (much less the castles or docks) without being fired upon by cannon galleons. Since you can also repair the walls in the midst of all that, the attacker basically has to neutralize the pond before an attack on the walls becomes possible - or treb through the woods somewhere else entirely.

I was surprised how watchable it is 1.75 or even 2 speed

The quote says punch instead of kick, my bad i did copy only without read, didn't think about someone else want to make a parallel universe with this.

It's also very similar to AOEIII defensive play

Except the Reds didn't just wait at Moscow. They tried to keep the frontline.

Soviet Russia lost 27milion citizens, of them 8milion military, not just defending desperately, but arguably more desperately so launching endless waves of counterattacks, at least of third of which where utterly pointless from military perspective. The Eastern front was anything but static. This game looked more like Western front, France. A whole lot of nothing, and then swift crushing defeat at the end.

Cause he doenst know fatlsob then cause he no raid he razes.

hey man, he meant to pick Magyard.

Are you using googlehome/alexa and similar gadgets? Now you know how

U didnt

Red so Rude! He no Bang!

Agreed lmao

The price is gonna drop ridicolous, and you won't be able to keep up with a player who has 10k of gold banked up. Still he lost mainly becouse fatslob outmicroed him

he could have sold 100% of his wood and gold and still have less gold than fatslob probably

@@cinialvespow1054 He lost because Fatslob played better. If he needed more gold to spend on troops he would have sold stuff.

@@alichi101 he did sell, and lots, still had zero gold. How exactly was fatslob playing better, they traded units, fatslob had 9k gold to make more units, red had 0, so then fatslob overran him

I would like to see some more wonder victories, not necessarily FS but pros and LEL XD

goddes of dark fertility? to bad we havn`t seen any baby goats in this one ^^

or maybe he is just a fan of Lovecraft

That's the definition of a scrub. Uses a cheese strategy and rage quits if someone uses the same tactics on him.

By the way, I am Brazilian, 28, used to watch AoE2 matches at a lan house back in 2004 when in was 12-13, then years ago I found your channel, but I’ve lost the contents for 2 years that RU-vid didn’t recommended me it anymore and I’m back watching your videos because recently I saw an ad(about some game that have aoe2 sprites) and looked for that channel that I used to watch... great to be here again. Thank you